Chapter 201: Occupy the pit and don't
According to the rules in the prison, the hour between getting up at 6 o'clock and before breakfast at 7 o'clock is the time for the detainees in the prison to arrange their bedding and clean up.
Tidying up the quilt is very simple, each person folds his own quilt, then rolls up the mattress, puts the folded quilt on it, and it looks more neat.
Cleaning is even simpler, everyone just needs to wipe the floor under their mattress with a rag.
It should be said that the requirements for hygiene in the warehouse are still okay, and everyone has done so, and there is basically no unsanitary problem in the warehouse.
In the corner of the barn there is a small room of about seven or eight square meters, which is specially used for showers and toilets for detainees. Inside, there is a row of iron shelves against the wall, which are dedicated to storing towels and toothbrushes and toothpaste. The small entrance to the barn is a urinal, and the purpose is needless to say.
According to the regulations of the warehouse (of course, the regulations of the detention center), whether it is clean or not, the personnel on duty must scrub the toilet every day.
The hardest thing to do is urinals. Due to the age of the urinal, it looks black, and it is difficult to give people a clean feeling no matter how much you do it, and the cement table outside the pool is rough, not as easy to produce results as a smooth countertop. It takes a lot of effort to get it clean.
The unwritten rule in the warehouse is that the last person to come in is called a "recruit", that is, the person who is naturally responsible for washing the toilet every day, for a period of time until another "recruit" comes in.
If the "recruits" are lively, work hard, and make the warehouse look pleasing to the eye, they will probably pass the test after doing it once.
If the "recruit" is not lively, or makes the warehouse look unpleasant, then there are many reasons to find fault with you, or the shelves are not clean, or the urinal is black and unclean, or the concrete floor outside the pool is not clean. In short, you have to do it a few more times.
There are no tools for washing the urinal, the only tools are a few small worn-out toothbrushes left behind by the people who have left, and you have to take the small toothbrush to scrub the urinal and the outside of the pool over and over again, and rinse it with water while brushing vigorously.
It is said that the purpose of saving water is to save water by using water from the water pipes instead of using water from the water pipes, which is said to be the result of washing dishes.
Therefore, the so-called cleaning of the toilet is actually a punishment and test for newcomers.
When I first arrived, as a "recruit", I was supposed to need to pass this hurdle, but I was spared because of the care of the company commander.
Now that the company commander is gone, I have to make up for it.
Therefore, I didn't complain, I didn't have anything to figure out, and I didn't feel any grievances.
I folded the quilt and rolled up the mattress, but I didn't see anyone go into the toilet to wash, everyone was moving freely in the warehouse, and I couldn't see a single person go in for a long time.
Not usually. If it is a small solution, several people can stand together at the same time, and the arc-shaped urine lines are intertwined, one high and the other low, until finally it becomes eye drops, and then they leave one after another, and then there are other people or several other people squeezing in and standing together to pee.
If it's a big solution, then it can only be whoever goes first and who comes first. But the warehouse has a requirement: be fast, and everyone can't occupy the urinal for more than two minutes!
Based on my observations over the past few days, I have come up with a rule: as long as those people (including myself) who have meat to eat every day around the warehouse and the company commander, the smell of is very great, and those who can't eat meat every day have a small smell when they poop, or even no smell.
Now, when I go into the toilet to get ready to clean up, a very smelly smell hits my nose.
I knew it must be some one of the people who had meat to eat who was squatting on the toilet.
But I still have to go in because I have to go in and get clean!
When I looked up, I saw Cangtou squatting on the urinal, and his mouth kept making a "smack" sound.
When he saw me come in, Kuratou shouted, "What the fuck are you doing coming in?" Don't see anyone else and don't dare to come in? ”
I said, "It's okay if others don't come in, but it's okay if I don't come in!" ”
Kuratou said, "Why? Why do you have to come in? ”
I said, "It's time for me to clean up today." How can you do it if you don't come in? ”
Cangtou said, "You didn't fucking see Lao Tzu straining? Don't you smell the stench? Want to eat? ”
I said, "I can smell it from afar." ”
Kuratou asked, "Isn't it fragrant?" ”
I quickly covered my nose and said, "It stinks!" ”
Kuratou said, "Don't you fucking smell?" Who doesn't smell like diarrhea? Do you still come in after you smell the stench? ”
I said, "No way, I'm going to clean the toilet today." ”
Cangtou said: "Lao Tzu is squatting here, how do you do hygiene?" ”
I said, "You squat on yours, I'll do the sanitation on this shelf first." ”
Cangtou said: "Lao Tzu is diarrhea, and your hygiene will affect Lao Tzu." ”
I said, "No, I'll just keep it quiet." ”
Cangtou said: "You are dangling, affecting Lao Tzu's mood!" ”
I said, "No, just be calm." ”
Cangtou said: "Lao Tzu can't pull it clean even if he tries hard, do you still want Lao Tzu to be calm?" That, I won't be able to finish pulling it down tomorrow. ”
I said, "Don't worry, there is time anyway, but if you can't do it tomorrow, the day after tomorrow." ”
Kuratou said, "What the do you mean? What does it mean to have time? Don't you expect Lao Tzu to go out early? ”
I said, "If I could get out earlier, I'd rather go out with a strain." ”
Cangtou not only didn't get angry but smiled and said, "Okay, Lao Tzu obeys you!" You go out first, let Lao Tzu feel at ease, and then come in after you finish pulling. ”
I was kicked out of the toilet and was left to move freely like everyone else, stretching my arms, twisting my waist, kicking my legs......
The nearest No. 11, who usually leans close to Cangtou, seemed to be unable to wait, and said, "Boss, your-soaked has been long enough, it's been almost an hour!" ”
Cangtou said in the toilet: "I don't want to either, maybe the meat last night was not clean and ate Lao Tzu's stomach." ”
Number 11 said, "No, we're all fine." ”
Kuratou said, "Which of you eats more than I do?" It's definitely a question of which meat! ”
Number 11 said, "How long will you have to go?" ”
Kuratou said, "It seems to be almost gone, but it seems to be a little bit more." ”
No. 11 laughed and said, "Boss, you are a typical person who occupies a pit and doesn't!" ”
Cangtou said: "If you occupy it, you will occupy it, who can do it?" ”
Number 11 said, "It's almost time for breakfast." ”
Kuratou said: "I haven't finished the breakfast yet." ”
Number 11 said, "Then you can pull slowly." ”
After a while, there was the sound of flushing in the toilet.
Kuratou finally came out of the toilet, scolding and saying, "Damn, the meat I ate for dinner yesterday must not be clean, or it is simply dead pork!" ”
I couldn't help but say, "It's all dead pork, where is there live pork to eat?" ”
Cangtou said: "Don't raise the bar with Lao Tzu!" Hurry up and get clean! ”
A whistle sounded in the hallway, followed by a shout of the Great Difference: "It's time to eat!" It's time to eat! ”。
Kuratou said to me, "Don't do it today, get ready to eat." ”