Chapter 216: Pre-holiday inspection
Before breakfast, the "mad dog" gave a lecture to everyone: "The leaders of the higher-level labor re-education departments will come for inspection this morning or afternoon, and the day after tomorrow will be the Chinese New Year's Eve, and this is the last inspection of this year. Be sure to make a good impression on your superiors! In this way, everyone's life is better. Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind! The institute decided to kill two pigs today, which is the pigs we raise ourselves, to improve everyone's life, and there is meat to eat at lunch and dinner. Be ye content! ”
Only then did I know that the Chinese New Year was two days away.
In the past few days when I was sent in, almost all of them were in a daze, and I forgot the time of the New Year.
I don't think I could get out a few years ago!
Soon after breakfast, Captain Fan said, "The institute asks each squadron to send a few people to help kill the pigs, which of you is willing to go?" ”
A lot of people got up and wanted to go.
Captain Fan said: "Don't have so many people, it's enough for four people in our squadron." Dongzi, you can pick three people to go together. ”
Dongzi said: "Okay, Captain Fan, I promise to complete the task beautifully!" With that, he ordered Amin, Shunzi and me.
Captain Fan said: "That's enough, four people are enough, the others continue to work, just wait for the meat." ”
Dongzi took the three of us to the compound, and the people of several other squadrons also gathered, a total of more than twenty.
After about a few minutes, the "mad dog" came out of the east corner of the compound, followed by two big fat pigs and two pig keepers.
Two big fat pigs are so fucking fat! Each pig is about more than 200 catties.
The two pig keepers were naturally the labor campers in the prison, and they were specially responsible for raising pigs, and they were very thin, which made people wonder how their body board could raise pigs so fat.
The two pigs, driven by the two pig keepers, walked leisurely and leisurely, shaking their fat heads and big ears from time to time, not knowing that their end had come.
However, the eyes of the two pig farmers contained a little sadness and reluctance.
When they arrived at the door of the room, the "mad dog" stopped.
Two door panels have been erected at the door of the room.
The "mad dog" divided the people who came to help kill the pig into two groups and said: "I am the commander-in-chief of this pig killing operation, and everything is mine!" Now, I announce that eight people in each group will help kill the pigs, and two groups will do it at the same time, and the rest of the people will go into the room and turn on the water to come out and scald the pigs! Be consistent in your movements, keep your pace in unison, and strive to end the battle at the same time! ”
When it was too late, the two groups of centaurs moved quickly, and the two big fat pigs were pressed against the door panel, and they couldn't move if they wanted to, so they could only hum and chirp.
The slaughterer stabbed the fat pig in the neck, and the bright red blood flowed "gurgling" in the large basin prepared in advance, and the miserable howl went from high to low, and finally fell silent.
"Mad Dog" yelled: "Beautiful! It's so exciting! Boiling water, boiling water right away! ”
Buckets of boiling water were lifted out of the room and poured into two large iron pots.
The two fat pigs were lifted up and thrown into the pot to scald.
"Mad Dog" said: "Pluck while it's hot, hurry!" ”
The people who helped kill the pigs began to pluck the pigs' hairs. Because the water was too hot, most people did not dare to use their hands, but pushed and rubbed the fat pig with the help of other tools.
The "mad dog" said, "What are you afraid of?" Pluck your hair hard! This is the same as Fan Bin, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and it is delicious to pluck out the hair! ”
After some tossing, the pig killing battle is finally over.
The slaughterer quickly slaughtered the white pig into bloody pieces of meat, and then rinsed it with water to remove the blood.
The "mad dog" immediately instructed the rest of the staff to move the lumps of meat into the room.
There was only blood on the ground.
The "mad dog" ordered everyone to wash the ground with water, and then announced: "You have done a good job, you don't have to go into the factory to work in the morning, you all go to the side to rest, and wait for the big pieces of meat to eat at noon." ”
More than 20 of us followed the instructions of the "mad dog" and walked to the basketball hoop in the compound to rest.
At this moment, Bai Mao ran in from the gate.
Bai Mao said: "Report to Li Discipline, the higher-level inspection team is here!" ”
The "mad dog" immediately became nervous and said, "Hurry up and open the gate!" ”
The white-haired run opened the gate, and two police cars drove in directly and stopped in the middle of the yard.
Six uniformed police officers got out of two vehicles.
"Mad Dog" stepped forward and saluted: "Report to the leader, we were killing pigs for the students just now to improve their lives, and we killed two big fat pigs, but we couldn't meet them from afar, please forgive the leaders!" ”
A leader-like person returned the salute to the "mad dog" and said, "Very good, the lives of the students should be improved, this is very good!" You killed two big fat pigs, can you eat them all? ”
"Mad Dog" said: "Report to the leader, don't you want to celebrate the New Year, give the students two meals of meat today!" ”
The leader said, "Good! You deserve to be a model labor camp, and you can think that the Chinese New Year is approaching, and you can give the trainees more meat, which is very humane. Labor teachers are contradictions among the people, and we must not treat them badly in life! ”
Immediately afterwards, the team leader, deputy team leader, instructors, and other police officers also came out of the office one after another and welcomed the inspection team into the conference room.
The "mad dog" came out to us and said, "Go back to your respective factories first, you can not work, but you must stay in there and wait for the meal to start." ”
Back to the factory.
I asked Dongzi: "These two big fat pigs can kill 300 catties of meat at least, right?" ”
Dongzi said: "Almost, maybe more." ”
I said, "Then we can eat at least half a catty of meat each?" ”
Dongzi squinted at me and said, "It's good that three people can eat half a catty of meat." ”
I was puzzled and asked, "Even if there are 300 catties of meat and 400 students, each person will not be able to eat that little?" ”
Dongzi patted me on the shoulder and said, "Big brother, this is a labor camp, a prison, not your kitchen!" ”
In addition to me and Dongzi, other people were also working and talking about killing pigs today to have meat to eat.
Captain Fan said: "Don't shout, today's meat is indispensable, work hard, and be worthy of the meat in the bowl!" ”
Captain Fan is not wrong, the meat during lunch is indeed not less, everyone has two or three pieces of meat in their rice bowls, although some are still hairy, but the meat is not small, it seems that there are two taels of cooked meat per person on average, and there is a thick oil fragrance in the vegetable soup, compared with the blandness that you can't see a little oily smell on weekdays, it is indeed in the New Year.
All the trainees lined up, sat cross-legged on the ground and ate deliciously, and the leaders of the inspection team made rounds and nodded with satisfaction.
A leader asked the student next to me, "Are you satisfied with the life here?" ”
The trainee replied, "Yes." ”
The leader asked again: "According to the regulations, you eat meat twice a week, are they the same as now?" Are you satisfied every time? ”
The trainee replied, "It's all the same, it's all satisfied!" ”
Immediately, the accompanying correctional cadre said: "Leader, there is still meat to eat at night, it's going to be the New Year, so we have to let the students eat more meat." ”
The leader asked: "The lunch break after lunch should also be guaranteed, right?" "
The correctional cadre said: "Half an hour for dinner, an hour and a half for lunch, and work will start at two o'clock." ”
Isn't this nonsense? When did you take a lunch break? After eating every day, I hurriedly entered the factory to start work, where did I get my lunch break?
I was about to stand up and speak, but I was dragged by Dongzi.
The leader smiled happily and said, "You guys did a good job!" That's how a model office should be! With your high-quality management and humanized management, we feel very relieved, originally planned to have a comprehensive inspection here in the afternoon, but now it seems that it is unnecessary, we can leave with confidence! ”