Li Weidong picked up the thermometer and looked at it, it was 36.3 degrees Celsius, and he had no fever.

Seeing that Yu Li was still stunned and sitting there stupidly, Li Weidong knew that he had been misunderstood again.

hurriedly said: "The matchmaker just exchanged the birthdays of the two of us, and didn't introduce anything else." Today I solemnly introduce that I am 20 years old this year, I live in the courtyard of South Causeway Lane, I have two rooms at home, I love to study, I drive a big car, I can get a driver's license tomorrow, and my salary and subsidies can add up to ten children. ”

It turned out that she understood it like this, Yu Li breathed a sigh of relief, but her heart was a little empty.

"I'm 18 years old, I don't have a job for the time being, I don't have any special hobbies, I just like to do some needlework on weekdays."

"Look, this is my embroidered pillowcase."

Perhaps because she felt that her condition was a little poor, Yu Li took out a pair of pillowcases from under the pillow, which were embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water.

Li Weidong touched the dense stitches and exclaimed: "This needlework is really good, I like it." ”

The two began to chat about the past, and suddenly there was a commotion outside.

"Begonia, don't go in, your brother-in-law is whispering to your sister!"

"It's not an outsider, so there's nothing you can't go into."

The two hurriedly separated, and the door was pushed open from the outside.

"Brother-in-law, Old Man Yu is here, didn't you just say that you have something to ask him?"

Yu Haitang broke in very blindly, so angry that Li Weidong's teeth rattled.

The opportunity to learn more about it was so easy to look forward to was ruined by this girl's film.

I should have found a chance to beat her up.

Li Weidong was about to get up, thinking that the candy hadn't been taken out yet,

"By the way, I brought you a packet of toffee, take the medicine and have a bitter mouth, you have a sweet mouth."

Yu Li was about to reach out and take it, but was snatched away by Yu Haitang.

"Brother-in-law, I want to eat too."

She took a toffee out of her bag and licked it into her mouth.

Maybe she was too greedy, her cheeks bulged a few times, and she choked on saliva, and after coughing a few times, thick white sugar juice flowed from the corners of her mouth.

Li Weidong shook his head when he saw the appearance of this little gluttonous cat, "Eat slowly, my brother-in-law has money, and I will buy it for you in the future." ”

Alas, what can I do with such an unobtrusive sister-in-law?

Yu Li also realized that Yu Haitang's behavior was a bit excessive, and smiled apologetically.

In front of Li Weidong, she couldn't accuse Yu Haitang of being wrong, so she could only smile and say, "Don't you have something to do?" Go ahead, don't worry, I'm fine. ”

"Okay, I'll come back to see you tomorrow."

Li Weidong left the inner room and came to the courtyard.

Uncle Yu was already sitting under the plum tree, shaking his head with a book in his hand, and from time to time he spat out strange syllables that he couldn't understand.

Li Weidong found that the book in his hand did not seem to be the physics textbook from last time, and the black cover had a strange tadpole text written on it.

"Uncle, aren't you a scientist anymore?"

"Ahem, don't mention it, I wrote a paper on the well-researched rocket fuel formula and sent it to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and the experts there took a look at it and drove me out."

Uncle Yu pouted, looking like no one in the world knew you.

"That's because they don't have vision!" Li Weidong echoed.

Just kidding, using coal as fuel, who has to kick you out?

He looked at the old man's book and asked curiously, "Which Chinese language did you learn?" ”

"Mongolian, I have a relative over there, and I'm going to travel there in a while."

Li Weidong gave a thumbs up.

Learning a foreign language at an age, this old man is a bit interesting.

Xu learned from Yu's mother that Li Weidong had sent the pig's intestine again, and Uncle Yu's attitude was very good.

Knowing that Li Weidong wanted to learn martial arts, he wrote a letter without saying a word, and asked Li Weidong to hand it over to the old Zen master when he went to Huling.

"Uncle, you are really bold, admire, admire."

"Admire, then ask me to take a bath."

Uncle Yu suddenly made a request that Li Weidong did not expect.

In those days, there was no bathroom in the house, and it was cold in winter, so you had to go to the bathhouse to take a bath.

After Li Weidong came to this world, he has not taken a bath.

This will also feel that the body is slimy, and the hair can be refined, so naturally nodding in agreement.

"Okay, let's go?"

"Let's go!"

The two were about to ride their bicycles to the bathhouse, but Uncle Yu was called to the kitchen by Yu's mother, and Li Weidong could only push the bicycle and wait outside.

Inside the kitchen.

"Her uncle, you go to the bathhouse with your uncle and take the opportunity to see him."

"Look at him? What to see? ”

"Ahem, what can I see, of course, it depends on whether his body is healthy."

"A medical check-up! Understand, don't worry, I'll handle this matter for you properly. ”

Uncle Yu, as a royal nobleman, knows the rules of the former royal family well.

Before Gege leaves the cabinet, the Ministry of Internal Affairs will always send the palace maid to sleep with the scheduled concubine for half a month, and after the palace maid completes this experience, she will report her feelings to the royal family, and the palace maid feels that if the feeling is okay, the whole marriage will be carried out.

Of course, now is a new era, this kind of old dross should be abandoned, and it is impossible for the palace maid to have it, so there is no problem for him, an old man, to take the opportunity to observe.

At this time, Li Weidong, who was waiting outside, was already a little anxious, and he always felt that Yu Mu was not quite right when she looked at him just now.

Just as he was about to go back to the yard to call Uncle Yu, the old man pushed the bicycle out with a smile.

"Uncle, let's go."

Uncle Yu didn't wait for Li Weidong, pushed the bicycle and ran forward two steps, and then jumped on the bicycle.

Why, because he's short!

Look at Li Weidong, a tall man of 1.8 meters, on the bicycle, pedaling on the ground, "go you", and the bicycle will set off smoothly.

In the early years, the people of the old capital paid attention to the "two bubbles", that is, the teahouse and the bathhouse.

There is even an old saying, "When you go out of the teahouse and into the bathhouse, you will be shabu inside and out".

Going to the bathhouse to "take a bath" has been integrated into the daily life of the people in Beijing, has become a way of life and habits, and has become a culture.

In the old days, people were divided into three, six, nine and so on, and there were also grades in the bathhouse.

The most upscale bathhouse is called "Kando", the medium bathhouse is called "Buntang", and the most ordinary bathhouse is called "Sanza".

After liberation, all working people were equal, and the bathhouse was also taken over as a state-run enterprise, and as long as you had a bath ticket, you could enter.

Uncle Yu is obviously a stubborn master, and he doesn't know where to pour two bath tickets for Tsinghua Pool.

There is Tsinghua Pond in the east, Huabin Garden in the west, and Tsinghua Pond is one of the leaders in the bathhouse world.

As soon as he entered the door, Li Weidong heard a shout: "Here you are, two, please inside." ”

Hi, that's the smell.

The waiters were also more enthusiastic than other state-run stores, but when they saw Uncle Yu, their expressions changed to the .jpg of the old man looking at his mobile phone

The waiters who were entertaining the guests all gathered around, and even a waitress said to Uncle Yu: "Old comrade, do you know the rules?" ”

It wasn't until Uncle Yu nodded that they dispersed, but their eyes still looked here from time to time, as if they were afraid that Uncle Yu would do something bad.

This made Li Weidong wonder a little, what did this old man do to make the waiters feel like a great enemy?

Since it was still early and there were not many people in the bathhouse, I changed into wooden slabs, took off my clothes, picked up the cut soap from the cupboard, and jumped into the pool.

The water temperature was just right, and the whole body was comfortable, and Li Weidong was intoxicated.

Uncle Yu was just the opposite, he jumped into the bath, did not take a bath, but looked at Li Weidong's down.

After a glance, he looked puzzled, rubbed his eyes, and looked again, his face changed greatly.

'Bang', jumped out of the bath, and scolded in his mouth, "Beast, what a beast, this doesn't bury people!" ”

Then he didn't even say hello, changed his clothes and rushed out of the bathhouse.

This made Li Weidong a little confused, what's wrong with the old man? Who provoked him and provoked him?

Thinking of Uncle Yu himself, he was a little strange, and he didn't chase him out, so he soaked Meimei for a while.

When his whole body was red and the ashes were soaked, he came to the side of the pool and invited a bathing master.

The bath master with a big waist rubbed a bath towel twice on Li Weidong's body, and frowned: "Comrade, you have to add money." ”

Li Weidong: "..."

Just when Li Weidong was enjoying the ravages of the Han, Uncle Yu returned to Yu's house.

As soon as he entered the door, he was pulled into the kitchen by Yu's mother, "Her uncle, how is your uncle?" ”

"Hmph, that kid belongs to a donkey!" Uncle Yu was a little scared when he thought of the scene at that time.

The point is that the scary thing is always dangling in front of you, come on, hurry up and draw two sets of fans to wash your eyes.

Uncle Yu couldn't even take care of the pig's large intestine, and left Yu Li's house in a hurry.

The mother squatted in front of the stove and pondered, "Is there a donkey?" ”

...

After taking a bath, getting a pedicure, and pulling out the fire jar, Li Weidong left Qinghua Pool refreshed, stepped on the faint sunset, and walked towards the courtyard.

I was thinking about whether to eat fried eggs or chicken stewed mushrooms tonight when I heard a miserable cry in the cold wind.

"My old hen, who killed a thousand knives and stole my two old hens!"

Li Weidong stopped, his eyes as wide as copper bells.

What, Xu Damao's hen was lost?

Or two?

How is this possible!

...