Chapter 39: Driving Test, Vulgar
Following.
Considering that he was going to get a driver's license, Li Weidong got up early in the morning.
I wanted to cook some porridge with sticks and noodles, but I opened the coal stove but found that the briquettes were extinguished.
Only then did I think that I drank too much yesterday and forgot to refill the briquettes in time.
Gotta go and grab a bite on the street.
As soon as he went out, he saw Qin Huairu standing under the big camphor tree and looking at him timidly, while Jia Zhang's slipped back to the house like a mouse, and leaned on the crack of the door to take a look.
Oh, this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are a little interesting!
Before Qin Huairu could speak, Li Weidong lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and said in a respectful manner: "Little Sister Qin, do you want to borrow money?" Let's go into the house and talk in simple terms. ”
Qin Huairu froze, what do you mean by "going deep and simple"?
However, she is also from the past, and she immediately understood, her heart trembled, and even her hands and feet were a little weak.
said in a trembling voice: "No, don't borrow money, I just thank you for helping my mother-in-law yesterday." ”
"Hey, don't say it, I really forgot about it, let's go, let's talk in the house."
Li Weidong pretended to turn around and open the door, but Qin Huairu fled.
When he entered the house, this rough man really dared to do it.
Looking at the back of the panicked escape, Li Weidong pouted: "It's so disrespectful, just one mouth is enough to think of benefits?" ”
Jia's family, Jia Zhang's family was lying on the crack of the door and looking outside, and when she saw Qin Huairu politely refusing to come to Li Weidong, she was so angry that she beat her chest.
"Why don't you go in?!"
When Qin Huairu ran back to the house, she hurriedly asked, "What a good opportunity just now, why can't you grasp it?" ”
"Mom, Li Weidong is not the same as a stupid pillar......" Qin Huairu was so embarrassed that her face was hot, and she couldn't go on.
Jia Zhang was only angry, and he didn't notice it, and chattered: "What's different, aren't they all stupid!" ”
Qin Huairu bit her lip and was silent, she couldn't tell the story of being eaten steamed buns.
She didn't borrow money from Li Weidong, so she could only find Silly Zhu, but Silly Zhu said that he would help He Yushui with a dowry, and returned again in vain.
Back at the house, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were worried.
"Mom, if you take out your passbook, I'll make it up for you when your salary is paid next month."
"Take what you take! Our passbook can only be deposited but not withdrawn, and we have to find someone to borrow it. ”
"Who in this compound can borrow ten yuan from our family? The first uncle is a few catties of stick noodles every time, the second uncle does not deal with our family, and the third uncle is a little shrewd ......" Qin Huairu began to break his fingers and calculate.
"Three masters! Whoa, how did I forget that thing. Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I'll leave the matter of borrowing money. ”
Jia Zhang stood up and walked out in a hurry.
Qin Huairu didn't know why, so she called out to her, "Mom, Yan Bugui is an iron rooster, will he lend money to our family?" ”
"You, you, are still too young and shallow. Yan Jiefang was pried away by Li Weidong and his daughter-in-law was lying on the bed to die. Yan Bugui found four or five matchmakers, but people thought she was stingy, so they didn't give him a matchmaker. I have a girl on hand to ensure that Yan Bugui is satisfied. Jia Zhang said.
Jia Zhang's family has no job, and he doesn't watch his children on weekdays, either he accepts shoe mats, or he goes to the east and the west, but he knows a lot of people.
But......
Qin Huairu was puzzled, "Our Xie Matchmaker here is just half a catty of fat, and he doesn't even draw a dollar, can Yan Bugui borrow ten yuan from our family?" ”
"He doesn't borrow it, but the girl's family is willing to borrow it!" Jia Zhang remembered to talk about the matchmaker, and ran out after throwing this sentence.
The girl's family is willing to borrow ...... Qin Huairu's face changed greatly, Jia Zhang's family wouldn't be going to produce some moths, right?
She called Jia Zhang's back, and felt sorry for the ten yuan, so she could only sigh and wipe her hands to prepare to cook for the stick terrier.
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The other side.
Li Weidong rode his bicycle to the small state-run restaurant at the mouth of the alley.
The door of the hotel is very small, and the boss comrade put the big stove for boiling outside the door.
Every time he lifted the lid of the pot, the aroma overflowed. It makes people can't help but swallow their saliva.
Li Weidong ate a bowl of braised boiled fire, and his whole body became warm, so he rode to the convoy.
The truck on the concrete floor has been baptized by a cold winter night, and the rusty body is covered with pale white frost, and the morning sun shines on it, emitting a colorful light.
Just as Li Weidong was looking for them one by one, a voice came from behind him: "Are you looking for your father's car?" ”
The person who came was Niu Yong, the captain of the team.
Li Weidong nodded and said, "If no one drives that car, I want to take over." ”
Niu Yong: "It was just repaired, and it was still parked in the repair workshop." But you're so confident that you can pass the driving test? ”
Li Weidong smiled: "I, Li Weidong, have always been safe." ”
Niu Yong: "..."
Although Li Weidong was confident, Niu Yong still explained the details of the exam to him again.
The time unconsciously felt that it was eight o'clock, and the convoy was busy.
After Niu Yong assigned today's transportation tasks, he took Li Weidong to the examination room.
Of course, there is also Niu Meng with her, and this girl wants to cheer for the master.
Although the front of the truck in this era has a single row of seats, it has three positions.
Niu Yong has been a veteran driver for more than ten years, and he came to the Huling test center in northwest Beijing at a galloping speed.
In this era, there are not many cars, even fewer trucks, and most of the people who can come to get a driver's license are veterans. It has to be the kind of car that has even driven the car, and only they have the conditions to practice driving.
Li Weidong: The blue-black overalls they wore were particularly conspicuous in the yellow-brown military uniforms.
No, the captain of the convoy at the machine plant saw them at a glance.
"Old cow!"
"Lao Zhang!"
After the two hugged warmly, they pouted in disdain for each other.
"Old Niu, are we still betting today?" Captain Zhang is a thin middle-aged man, with a cigarette in his mouth all the time, one after another without stopping, a standard old smoking gun.
"Bet! What to bet on? ”
"Don't worry, let me take a look at your team first."
Captain Zhang looked at Li Weidong's face, was overjoyed, and said, "It turned out to be a raw melon egg, I won't bully you today, just bet on 1 box of big front door." I'm not used to smoking other cigarettes. ”
"How about 1 box? That's not burying people, you have to gamble on one. Niu Yong paused for a moment, and when he saw the player with a trembling calf behind Lao Zhang, he immediately understood.
Is this old cow preparing to take advantage of the fire to rob?
Captain Zhang stared at Li Weidong for a long time like a cow looking at an animal.
tried to see the old cow's dependence from it, but he also looked lonely.
This young man is quite handsome, but being handsome is a negative plus for driving.
And the team members he brought have been trained hard for three years, and he has touched the big car in the army before, although he has not yet obtained a certificate, he has often been asked to drive when he runs long distances, can he be afraid of a raw melon egg?
"Okay, one is one, one word is decided!" Two big hands clasped together.
Li Weidong pouted when he looked at it next to him, isn't this the vulgar slap in the face in later novels?
What a tiger's body shook, and then shocked in all directions, boredom is too boring.
"Hey, captain, I drank too much last night and my stomach hurts a little, why don't we come back tomorrow for the exam?" Li Weidong bent over and hummed.
Niu Meng was feeling the tense atmosphere of the driving test, and hurriedly ran over and grabbed his arm: "Master, are you okay?" ”
"Why is your apprentice so blind, hurry up and help the master sit down." Li Weidong glared at her.
Niu Yong was stunned for a moment, he was fine just now, why did he suddenly have a stomachache?
Isn't this kid...
Niu Yong's heart moved, and he walked over to Li Weidong and whispered: "A cigarette is half of you." ”
"It doesn't matter if you smoke or not, I just don't like that old Zhang," Li Weidong slowly straightened up and rubbed his stomach, smiled at the smug old Captain Zhang, and said, "It's okay, I suddenly feel that my stomach doesn't hurt anymore." ”
What's that, it's cool to pretend to be forced to slap your face for a while, and it's always cool to pretend to be slapped in the face all the time.
As a traverser, how can you do it without pretending to be forced!
Captain Zhang hugged his hands and turned his head, this kid is a little slippery.
But it just fits.
He turned around and explained to his teammates: "Xiao Meng, it's been three years since you came to the team, right?" How is the master doing to you? ”
"The master treats me like my own parents, don't worry, I will definitely earn this face back for you this time!" Xiao Meng Dao.
Lao Zhang nodded with satisfaction and glared at Lao Niu proudly.
The old cow smiled 'hehe'. Roll your eyes at him.
The small actions of the two of them made Li Weidong's teeth sour, vulgar, too vulgar.
Fortunately, at this time, two staff members in white uniforms came out to announce the exam.
The first level is, of course, a theory test, which tests politics, mathematics, and mechanical knowledge in addition to the regular traffic rules.
100 out of 100, 70 points passed.
As an engineer-level figure, Li Weidong naturally took the theoretical exam, and he handed in the paper in less than 20 minutes, and he got a full score.
Niu Yong and Niu Meng were so excited that they almost danced the 'red sun' at the entrance of the examination room.
Lao Zhang frowned, because his Xiao Meng only scored ninety-five points.
However, he didn't panic, because the next one was Xiao Meng's dominant subject.
Subject 2 - Pile Test.
It's winter, and candidates have to start their vehicles before starting the pile.
Trucks of this era did not have electronic ignition, and all used crank handles.
Fortunately in the summer, when the weather is cold in the winter, the internal oil pipes and gas pipes of the truck are frozen (in fact, it is not the gasoline that is frozen, but the gasoline in this year is not pure, and the impurities and moisture in it are easy to freeze.) It's not easy to rock the truck.
You need to chop firewood on your back first, and then make a fire to roast the oil bottom of the car.
And Xiao Meng, as an apprentice, has been doing such work for three years, and he is better than that raw melon egg.
"The pile reversal exam begins, the time limit is thirty minutes, and the timer starts now!"
With the examiner's order, Li Weidong took an axe and rushed out like a tiger descending the mountain.
I kept sighing in my heart, the driving test in this year is really real, and even the firewood has to be cut by yourself, unlike many people in later generations who got a driver's license and didn't even dare to go on the road.
Li Weidong has never chopped firewood, but he has a 10,000-fold experience system, and he has gained the experience of chopping tens of thousands of axes with just one axe.
So Lao Zhang saw an unbelievable scene, the raw melon and egg was as he expected, the first axe actually slashed the middle of the small tree, and the direction of the axe blade was also wrong, just rubbing off a layer of skin from the small tree.
Seeing that he almost laughed out loud: "Old Niu, where did you find a young master soldier who can't even use an axe." ”
But the next second he was stunned, only to see that Li Weidong seemed to be moving by another person, swinging the axe continuously, only to see the cold light flashing, and the next second the small tree turned into firewood.
And Xiao Meng was still wielding the axe vigorously.
"Hehe, Lao Zhang, who is the young master soldier?"
Li Weidong, who was not far away, heard it clearly, Nima, is this to carry out the vulgarity to the end?
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