Chapter 77: Seventy-two Ways to Beat Jujube Sticks

"Hey, buddy has a point, how do you sell this gasoline?"

Li Weidong spoke, pretending to move to the car door unintentionally.

Asa Sanpao noticed his movements, but he didn't care.

It takes at least two minutes for the truck to start, and the little driver can't get out.

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"The little brother is also a cheerful person, and we can cooperate for a long time in the future. Well, the factories in the east ......."

Chao Sanpao's heart was slightly relieved, thinking that Li Weidong had already seen the money, so he wanted to open this business at a high price.

After all, what can be solved with money, why fight and kill!

Li Weidong slowly spewed out two plumes of smoke in his nasal cavity, looking back at Chao Sancan, but before Chao Sancang finished speaking, Li Weidong took the black iron crank and rushed up: "It's really righteous, but... Forget it, I'm too lazy to make it up, I just want to beat you up! ”

"Hey, it's really a newborn calf that is not afraid of tigers, I have been in this business for seven or eight years, and it is the first time I have seen such a tiger's raw eggs."

"On, a few brothers' education... Whoa..."

Chattering endlessly in the mouth of the three guns, Li Weidong had already rushed up.

A half-meter-long black iron crank waved it like a tiger.

The three guns didn't notice for a while, and they were hit with a stick on the arm immediately.

"Ouch!"

He felt his bones crack, and he squatted on the ground in pain.

"The villain died of too many words!"

Li Weidong's 72nd Road jujube stick method was perfect, and he rushed towards the other three oil guzzlers like a hungry wolf pounced.

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The jujube stick method is rumored to come from the martial saint Guan Yu.

Back then, Guan Yu fled to Zhuo County, Youzhou, and made a living by selling dates.

Guan Erye usually does not have the habit of planting jujube trees, so the dates he sells can only be wild.

The jujube trees of the Three Kingdoms period were not as low as the current jujube trees.

In order to resist natural disasters and pests and diseases in nature, they not only grow tall and luxuriant, but even have thorns on the bark.

It is not an easy task to lay dates from such a date tree.

In order to beat dates quickly, Guan Erye created the seventy-two ways of beating dates sticks.

Later, Guan Erye became bigger and stronger, and the jujube stick method was promoted to the Qinglong Yanyue knife method.

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The method of beating jujube sticks pays attention to "playing three rods with jujubes without jujubes".

Everywhere they passed, none of the jujube trees were spared.

If you don't have dates, you have to make three sticks.

The thin monkey who was huddled in the straw mat saw that the three cannons were being shot up.

Then the brother-in-law Sun Ergou also lay down.

In the end, the unnamed goods didn't do anything, and they were also beaten with three sticks.

He didn't pretend anymore, threw away the straw mat and ran into the ditch.

As soon as he ran two steps, he heard the sound of hurried footsteps behind him, turned his head and watched in horror as Li Weidong rushed over with an iron rod.

"You don't want to come here!"

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”

Under the jujube stick method, not an inch of jujube is born.

Four gas gupplers fell neatly to the ground.

Li Weidong pulled a stick flower and slowly closed the work.

Niu Meng, who had been waiting to play next to him, could only suppress the dissatisfaction in his heart, clapping and shouting: "The master is mighty, the master is really powerful!" ”

"I Have a Catalogue of Ghosts and Gods"

Li Weidong: "Well, the master likes to listen, so I will talk more in the future." ”

Niu Meng: "....."

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Looking at the broken kitchen knife that Niu Meng turned out of the four people, Li Weidong pouted and said: "Brothers, I can't even buy an old shotgun, and I want to learn how to rob others?" ”

β€œ.... Big brother, we buy oil, don't rob the road. You really don't want to sell oil, you can take out the gun! "The three guns of the court are wronged.

In the past, those drivers were really reluctant to sell gas, as long as the gun was shown, they held kitchen knives, and they also went down the steps.

Who knew that this little driver actually liked to use a crank to people.

It's really bad luck to get home.

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Gun?

I don't have a gun...

These people didn't want to do it?

It seems、It seems to be a little misunderstood,

Forget it, if you beat it, you will beat it.

Anyway, they are all bad elements, so they should be eliminated for the people.

Li Weidong was addicted, and he was nervous, and he didn't want to dwell on this little problem.

It's just that four kitchen knives were seized and four people were overturned, but how to deal with them is a problem.

Niu Mengji hung the spicy fox and whispered: "Master, they have also been punished, we have to hurry, so let's leave them here." ”

Lying on the ground holding his arms and shouting in pain, he nodded again and again: "I also agree with this female comrade's idea." ”

Li Weidong said: "Why don't you have love, this wilderness, leave them here, in case there are wild wolves, what should you do?" ”

Chao Sanpao was so moved that he almost cried.

This little driver is a little ruthless, but his heart is still quite kind.

Niu Meng said: "Then what should I do?" ”

Li Weidong said: "Let's send them to a place to eat and live, in the bureau!" ”

Three guns: "....."

He really cried this time.

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There was hemp rope on the cart to bundle the goods.

Niu Meng used hemp rope to tie up the four fuel guchiers like little piglets and threw them into the car body.

"Let's go home!"

Li Weidong drove the truck straight to the rolling mill.

There were almost no people on the road, and the trucks were fast.

Coupled with the rough road, this can be bitter for them.

I saw them roll from the front of the car to the back, and then from the back to the front, and from time to time they had a close contact with the car.

When they arrived at the rolling mill convoy, they all had blue noses and swollen faces.

Chao Sanpao felt that the little driver was deliberate, but there was no evidence.

Niu Yong, who was waiting for Li Weidong to come back, saw the four little piglets in the car body, scratched his head with his rough hands, and said in surprise: "Weidong, I asked you to let you transport the goods, how many thieves did you catch and come back?" ”

"What a thief, it's a gas guzzler!" Niu Meng jumped out of the car and rushed to the repair workshop with the fox in his hand.

shouted loudly: "Old Uncle Zhang, burn the pot and make a fire." ”

The repairman Lao Zhang came out with oily hands, and when he saw the fox, he was stunned, "Hey, such a big fox, our team can improve the food today." ”

Han Zhizhi also rushed out, his eyes lit up: "Oh mom, this fox is fat, it's delicious to make fox meat stewed vermicelli." ”

Shan Xiaolin pursed his lips and said, "I think it's better to eat it roasted, and sprinkle it with a layer of chili noodles, it's called fragrant." ”

Han Zhizhi glared at him and said, "It's blind to roast and eat, what do you know about this little!" ”

Shan Xiaolin was annoyed and said, "Hey, Comrade Han, you can't bury me because I'm not good with you!" ”

Han Zhizhi said: "If you have a deflated belly, the old lady will scold you, what's the matter, the old lady will be anxious, and the old lady will be forced to kill you." ”

Shan Xiaolin's refusal is Han Zhizhi's biggest shame over the years.

A guy who doesn't even dislike a forty-year-old lady doesn't even go on a blind date with her.

Don't you just like to smoke, drink and beat men?

Who can still be without minuses?

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The parking lot was silent, silent, and a pin drop could be heard.

Li Weidong was stunned from the side, this big girl from the Northeast is really not an ordinary tiger.

Niu Yong's face was dark, this Han Zhizhi was completely destroying the unity of the team.

In the end, it was Uncle Zhang who came out to play a round: "Han Zhizhi, if you talk about it again, I will let Lao Huang send you back to the Northeast District." ”

He looked at Li Weidong and said, "The fox was caught by Li Weidong, and how to eat it should be decided by Li Weidong." ”

Niu Meng: "That's right! ”

Shan Xiaolin: "That's right! ”

Han Zhizhi: "Whew! ”

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Li Weidong said with a smile: "There are more than a dozen people in our team, and the fox meat is roasted, and everyone can't share much." Let's make fox meat stewed vermicelli, the big guys can get some oil and water. ”

"It's still Wei Dong who thinks about it." Niu Yong waved his hand and decided to come down.

Old Uncle Zhang, Han Zhizhi and Shan Xiaolin began to get busy.

There is a pot stove on the back wall of the repair workshop, which is used to cook for the drivers who come back in the middle of the night, which is just right to use.

As for vermicelli and spices, drivers often need to cook outside, and there is no shortage of them.