Chapter 22: He's Just a Mortal (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Zhang Ming carried people to the stream, the stream is not wide, and you can stand on the opposite bank in five steps, the clear stream is full of pebbles of different shapes and rain stones, for stone lovers and fish farmers who love to build original tanks, this nameless creek is really a treasure place.
With the flow of the stream, walk ten meters, there is a stream pool, deep to the navel eye, forming a natural bathing place, at night, everyone is here to temporarily wash a handful.
A crescent moon is reflected on the stream, sparkling, with a kind of natural beauty.
Zhang Ming squatted down, slowly placed the Zhenguo General on his back on the ground, and then untied his clothes, planning to take a bath, as long as he was not exposed to his cultivation, then the three of them would not dare to act rashly.
Because mortal affairs, mortals solve them, and cultivators directly intervene, which is a capital crime! This is the rule set by the Immortal Alliance of the major immortal mansions above, and even the common people know this rule.
"Senior brother, I bet that if this kid spends a candle night in the cave room, he will also have to hold that corpse together, look at how he never leaves."
"Hey, hey, hey... Don't scare his wife to death."
"This kid is also cowardly, he killed the general of Zhenguo, and practiced the technique of carrying corpses, if the three sons of people know, they have to peel his skin and pump his tendons!"
"Senior brother, isn't this considered a master of art and bold?"
"Hmph... Wait a while, as long as he casts a spell, let's go out, and he's done tonight! ”
"Okay, this kid is quite particular, he has to take a shower before cultivating, and he is as particular as a girl, I wash it once a month."
When Zhang Ming jumped into the stream, the cold feeling of the stream seemed to turn into thousands of schistosomes, burrowing into all parts of his skin.
"This water is really cold, those three people think that I am taking a bath, but I am secretly Chen Cang, first absorb a small amount of the essence of the day" Zhang Ming's plan succeeded, and they all said that there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, if it weren't for someone in the team who found this stream pool that can take a bath, otherwise I really couldn't cultivate tonight, and it was easy for the three people to see it.
Now that I am floating in the pool, I will only be treated as a bath, and I will be confused.
The body gradually warmed up, feeling that every inch of the pores of the body were stretched again, as if fused with the water, listening to the turbulent sound of flowing water in both ears, Zhang Ming suddenly entered the "self-forgetfulness", this is the power of the heaven-level Great Perfection "Qi Induction Formula", which can make people enter the state of cultivation as quickly as possible.
If you change someone, I'm afraid that you are still thinking about the person who is secretly peeping at you, and you will never be able to enter the state with peace of mind.
The soft moon essence qi sprinkled on Zhang Ming's body, entering from the heavenly spirit and the footing position, converging into the spiritual body, the originally lawless white mang suddenly became honest, because the dark light is gradually growing, and at the same time, the moon in the dark light is also changing the moon phase, practice is like going to school, the older you are, the more knowledge you accumulate, but the progress of learning will gradually become difficult.
Compared with others, Zhang Ming's cultivation speed can be called exaggerated.
"Senior brother, what's the matter with that kid? Why don't you take a shower? ”
As the most knowledgeable and highest-ranking senior brother of the Qianshanmen, his eyes gradually condensed at this time, and a Sichuan character wrinkled into his brows, and he doubted: "Is he cultivating?" ”
The other two immediately looked alert, and their deeper eyes fell on Zhang Ming, just when they were about to look at the famous hall...
"Ha~~~ It's so comfortable to soak in this water, I don't know when I fell asleep"
In the pool of streams, Zhang Ming stretched out her arms, stretched a big lazy waist, muttered to herself, and began to walk towards the shore.
The three people in the dark were shocked, we suspected that you were cultivating, but you fell asleep, making the three of them angry, but they couldn't send it out, they really didn't find conclusive evidence, and they didn't dare to start rashly.
From the moment you get started, you don't learn to practice first, but you go back to the rules first, because the disciples under the sect are messing around, and once they cause trouble, it is the master who will be punished, and this punishment is very heavy!
"Senior brother, senior brother, he's going to move that corpse... Eh... What did he do when he undressed the corpse? ”
"Hmm... It should be a certain step in the cultivation of corpse carrying art, keep your eyes open, as long as he casts a spell, we will take him down! ”
"Understood"
The three of them agreed on a plan of action, and when they waited for the man on the bank of the stream to show his feet, the excited expression had been brewed on his face in advance, and his fists were clenched, showing that he couldn't wait.
The feeling of staring made Zhang Ming like a mang on his back, and the hair in General Zhenguo's mouth had been taken out by him, so to speak, the current General Zhenguo was either a heavenly puppet or a very ordinary dead corpse, plus he had never cultivated, so no one could see the problem.
When he took off General Zhenguo's coat, Zhang Ming patted his head, pretended to be forgetful, and said loudly: "The old general atoned for his sins, and forgot to take a towel to scrub your body, old general, you don't remember the villain, but you must dream of your third son, it was the dog emperor who instructed me to do it, and it was not my intention to kill you······"
babbled and thought, that pious appearance, I couldn't find the slightest suspicion of fraud, it was all from the bottom of my heart.
"Old general, wait for me here, I'll go get a towel quickly"
After saying this, Zhang Ming turned around three times and quickly ran towards the camp, and this time, on the bank of the stream, only the body of General Zhenguo was lying there.
The silence just came, and it was quickly driven away.
"Hey! I thought he was going to practice the art of carrying corpses, and his feelings were to wipe the corpse in the middle of the night, playing with gods and ghosts to bless him, and making Lao Tzu happy in vain"
"But it's not, after squatting all night, my feet are numb, if it weren't for the fact that he is a mortal, I really want to screw his head off!"
"Go over and take a look" As a senior brother, he said in a cautious tone, he now has a trace of disbelief in his heart, he has to go forward to see what he expected, hoping that the result will be as he originally expected, otherwise if this encounter tonight spreads, it will really be laughed to death, how will he mix it up in the future.
The three of them hurriedly came to the bank of the stream, stood next to General Zhenguo, and squatted down, their faces did not show the slightest fear of the dead, as if they were commonplace, and began to investigate.
"Senior brother, there is no aura in this corpse"
"It's really an ordinary corpse, and there's no reaction to touching him"
The two junior disciples focused their eyes on their senior brother, waiting for him to speak, judging from the current situation, this was indeed an ordinary corpse, without any traces of cultivation.
Is it possible... Do you really want to fork in?
"Let's go! Dare to play with us, I think Yu Tian is tired and crooked! Senior Brother Qishanmen stood up angrily, with an angry look on his face.
"Hammer him, then bury him alive, leaving only half of his head outside"
"If it weren't for the fact that he was a mortal, I would have wanted to slap him in the face!"
At this time, somewhere.
Yu Tian, who was hanging from a tree, suddenly felt a chill like an electric shock all over his body, and he woke up.