The wedding banquet came to the afternoon, and Zhang Dongfang helped stop the wine, but Li Weidong was not drunk.

Before the end of the wedding banquet, Li Weidong and Yu Li needed to toast with the elders in the courtyard one by one according to the old rules.

The first thing to pay tribute to is the deaf old lady.

....

It was bustling outside, and the little couple was pouring wine trays in the house.

The deaf old lady was too old to drink, so Yu Li poured a wine tray of boiling water.

Yu Li poured a wine plate and brought it to Li Weidong: "I'm a little curious, the people in the compound say that the deaf old lady is very good, why are you lukewarm to her?" ”

She remembered very well that a while ago she gave a happy candy to a deaf old lady, and her man just stood at the door for a short while, and left without a word.

Li Weidong smiled: "How can there be? I respect her very much, as an ancestor. ”

Yu Li smiled: "You can't hide it from me, at most, you treat her as an ordinary old lady next door."

I heard Silly Zhu say that when you were a child, you often went to the deaf old lady's house with Silly Zhu.

What happened next? I really don't understand.... Belch... I won't ask, I know you must have your own reasons for doing things. ”

"It's best if you don't understand, some things don't know, and you can feel more comfortable."

When I was a child, my father ran cars and was often away from home.

Li Weidong often played with Silly Zhu and He Yushui at the deaf old lady's house and listened to her tell some stories before liberation.

At that time, Li Weidong thought that the deaf old lady was a kind old lady and respected her very much.

Later, something happened that Li Weidong remembered for the rest of his life.

Once, he went to the deaf old lady's house with He Yushui.

The deaf old lady had just finished eating, and she was afraid that Li Weidong and He Yushui would eat, so she hid the remaining half bowl of noodles.

Li Weidong felt very uncomfortable.

In the past, he really respected the deaf old lady as his own grandmother, and after paying his salary, he often bought things for the deaf old lady.

Sometimes it's two pounds of eggs, sometimes it's a pound of trough cake, sometimes it's soy sauce and vinegar.

But he never thought that he and He Yushui couldn't get into the house tonight, hungry, and wanted to find a piece of steamed buns to fill their stomachs, but the deaf old lady actually hid half a bowl of noodles.

It was then that Li Weidong's view of the deaf old lady changed.

People give you a lot of things, and you can't even give up a bowl of leftover noodles!

He had a monthly salary of 16.5 at the time, was he a man who couldn't afford to eat noodles?

After crossing over, Li Weidong knew that the deaf old lady was a shrewd old lady, and she was an eccentric eye.

She only has Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu in her eyes.

For other people in the courtyard, she often pretends to be deaf and dumb, and pretends to be a lake.

What's even more excessive is that in order to leave a queen for the stupid pillar, the deaf old lady pitted the stupidest woman in the courtyard.

Of course, the reason why the deaf old lady cheated Lou Xiao'e was also because of her shrewd calculations.

She knew that the Lou family was rich, and it might be difficult for Silly Zhu to provide for her and Yi Zhonghai in the future. After Silly Zhu got along with Lou Xiao'e, he naturally had money to provide for them.

The development of the plot in the back is just as expected by the deaf old lady, Lou Xiao'e, a stupid eldest sister, used her own money to feed a large group of enemies, and finally the courtyard fell into the hands of the helper.

The three masters, who have always been known for their shrewdness, are far inferior to the deaf old lady.

Li Weidong saw these things thoroughly after crossing.

Therefore, he has no good impression of the deaf old lady, let alone respect.

She's just an ordinary neighbor.

If the deaf old lady is not looking for trouble, then our well water will not interfere with the river water.

If you want to pick a thorn, then I'm sorry, our big truck brakes are not very good.

...

Seeing that Li Weidong didn't want to say more, Yu Li didn't ask anymore, picked up the tray and came outside to toast the deaf old lady.

Offered with both hands: "Old lady, you can come to my wedding with Brother Wei Dong, I Yu Li is grateful, you are old, so you can replace wine with tea?" ”

Who would have thought that the deaf old lady glanced at Li Weidong and reached out to pick up a glass of white wine.

"Woo", drink it all.

The action is heroic, but the result is not good.

In the end, when he was old and his body functions declined, the liquor of more than 60 degrees entered the stomach and intestines, and it was suddenly like a fire.

"Ahem... Ahem..."

The deaf old lady coughed with a red face, and Yi Zhonghai, who was next to her, put down her fast, ran over, and patted her on the back.

"Old lady, you don't usually drink, what's wrong today?"

The deaf old lady took a long time to recover, pursed her lips and smiled embarrassedly: "I, I'm happy..."

Actually, she was angry.

The deaf old lady holds that her status is precious, and she has long since stopped participating in the banquet of everyone in the courtyard.

Li Weidong is not a stupid pillar, of course she is not ready to participate.

Who would have thought that the bangs were too out of tune, and while the deaf old lady was asleep, she moved all the tables, chairs, pots and spoons in her room.

The deaf old lady who woke up looked at the empty room and was stunned for a long time before she thought of a big problem.

How does she eat at noon?

Yi Zhonghai, Aunt Yi, and Silly Zhu were all eating at the table, and they couldn't care about her at all.

There was no way, the deaf old lady could only take out a two-cent gift money.

How many food stamps she had to sell to save so much money.

So, she's angry!

What's even more annoying is that Li Weidong doesn't know this, and he only thinks that the deaf old lady is a little hungry.

said casually: "You are the first uncle, you are too, serve Erhe noodles to the old lady all day long, see how hungry the old lady is, next time she should let the second uncle help her cook." ”

Yi Zhonghai was a little confused, he really was a deaf old lady who was hungry for wine, after all, the deaf old lady used to be the eldest lady.

"Old lady, I'll go buy you a good bottle of wine in the evening."

Deaf old lady: "....."

Yes, I had a long meal, I asked for half a life, and there was no one left.

Ouch, no, my heart hurts again.

....

After the toast, the banquet dispersed, and Liu Haizhong, who retook the command, began to distribute leftovers to each family.

"Second uncle, I have a lot of children, give me more meat."

"Third aunt, if you have more children, there will be fewer in my family, all of you have this ideological awareness, how do you do the work in our compound?"

....

The neighbors who were still kind and working together just now may be fried because of a piece of fatty meat.

After dividing the dishes, the neighbors began to move pots and pots, tables, chairs, and chairs to their homes.

Liu Haizhong and He Yushui walked over with a list.

"Weidong, this is the account of this wedding banquet, we collected a total of 51.6 yuan, spent 35 yuan, and threw away the expenses of buying red paper, candy, firecrackers and other miscellaneous items, and left 11 yuan and 3 cents. What should we do with this money? ”

Li Weidong took the bill and looked at it carefully for a while.

The above classification is recorded very clearly, and there are signatures of bangs and He Yushui at the end.

"The extra money was returned to the residents."

“..... That's what I thought, too. ”

The bangs could only put back the careful thinking of greedy ink.

Started going door-to-door to return money.

...

As the sun sets, the sky gets darker.

Silly Zhu, Yan Jiecheng, and the two brothers of the Liu family came to the Li family with a pole and a light pole in the courtyard.

By the way, there is also the ghostly Xu Damao at the back.

Why?

Haunted room!

In these years, there is no UC browser, no red roses, no KTV, and the young people are counting on the fun of the show in the cave room.

On weekdays, men and women will be scolded as hooligans even if they say a word, but they can get up and down when they are in a cave room.

It's a little better in the capital, and the young people have a little bit on hand.

In some remote mountain villages, it is not uncommon to strip off the new daughter-in-law and touch everywhere.

What's more, the first child born by the new daughter-in-law is not at all like her husband.

....

After performing several harmonious games such as gnawing apples, eating hot pears, shooting codes, and threading needles.

Silly Zhu, Yan Jiecheng, and the two brothers of the Liu family began to coax.

"Kiss one! Kiss one! ”

....