Chapter 88: Yan Bugui hanged himself, and Jia Zhang's undead summoned him
Three poles on the sun.
The day after the wedding, it was almost noon when Li Weidong was woken up by the hustle and bustle.
"Sister-in-law of the Jia family, you are too unconscionable, and you can explain a half-hidden door."
"Jia Zhang, you come out and explain it to me!"
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It seems that Yan Bugui endured it for two days, and finally attacked the Jia family.
Li Weidong carefully pulled his arm out from under Yu Li's neck.
Seeing her white and smooth brows, I couldn't help but take a bite.
Yu Li's long eyelashes trembled slightly, her eyes slowly opened, and when she saw Li Weidong's handsome face, her little face suddenly blushed.
"You lie down a little longer, I'll cook for you... Wave..."Yu Li struggled to sit up.
"Well, don't lie down, there seems to be a quarrel outside, I'll take a look. I don't have to cook any food, it's almost noon, so let's go out to eat later. ”
Li Weidong got dressed, yawned, and left the house.
Yu Li got up and saw the mess on the red sheet, and her little face suddenly panicked.
Yu Li, Yu Li, you are such a tutored girl, why can't you hold it when you get to bed!
Yu Li eventually attributed the reason to Li Weidong's being too attractive.
looks so handsome, which girl doesn't have soft legs when she sees it?
"You have to tear off the sheet quickly, otherwise Yu Haitang's girl will be a guest and she will be in trouble if she sees it!"
Yu Li pulled the quilt sheet, and a handkerchief fell from the quilt.
Yu Li quickly folded the handkerchief and put it at the bottom of the box.
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The other side.
When Li Weidong came to the door of Jia's house, it was already full of people.
I have to say that the residents of the courtyard have developed the habit of eating melons.
As long as there is wind and grass, they will be surrounded by swarms.
Xu Damao had dark circles under his eyes, blood in the corners of his eyes, yawned, and squeezed in with his footsteps.
Silly Zhu also crowded into the crowd to watch the excitement.
Seeing that Xu Damao had blood on his face, Silly Zhu began to be yin and yang: "Shout, Damao, was beaten by his daughter-in-law again?" ”
Xu Damao glared at him: "Hey! Grandson. I have a daughter-in-law, unlike some people who don't have a daughter-in-law and can only rub behind the widow's ass all day long. ”
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"Okay, you grandson thief wants to be beaten again, right?" Silly Zhu rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat Damao.
At this time, the door of Jia's house opened, and Jia Zhang walked out.
At the beginning of the show, both of them turned off the fire, and it was important to watch the excitement.
Li Weidong also squeezed in.
I saw Jia Zhang holding a frame.
The old comrades on the frame seemed to be a little helpless because they had appeared too many times.
It is worthy of Jia Zhang's family, and the starting style is to summon Lao Jia, which is interesting.
"You... What are you inviting Brother Jia out for? The three mothers were a little timid and took two steps back.
"Sister-in-law of the Jia family, I won't care about Cuihua's affairs, you just need to return the matchmaking gift." Yan Bugui also felt that things were difficult to do, so he had to make concessions.
It's not good to bully orphans and widows!
"Oh, his third master, I don't know that Cuihua is a half-hidden door, besides, the matchmaker's mouth is a deceitful ghost, you are not allowed to ask clearly, you can complain about me!"
Jia Zhang's turned his head as he spoke, and pulled out the stick terrier.
While others weren't paying attention, she gave the stick terrier a look.
"Ah...... Woo woo woo ...... "The stick terrier began to howl and cry.
With the momentum in the atmosphere of the stick terrier, the power of the undead summoning was doubled, and the hairs of the onlookers exploded.
"No.... No... Aren't you a scoundrel! It's a shame that I've been friends with Brother Jia for many years, so you're cheating on me like this! Yan Bugui was so angry that the corners of his mouth trembled.
Jia Zhang's squatted on the ground and began to cry and wipe his tears: "Lao Jia, Lao Jia, you left early, leaving us orphans and widows to be bullied, and I won't live anymore, take me away quickly!" ”
The summoning of the undead was officially launched, and for a while, the crowd of onlookers felt panicked and had goosebumps all over their bodies.
Yan Bugui knew that it was not so easy to get the money back.
But it was two dollars, which was equivalent to half his life.
Yan Bugui gritted his teeth: "Jia Zhang, you are a scoundrel, okay, I will fight with you today." ”
Yan Bugui ran back to the house, and then ran back again, with a yellowed strip of white cloth in his hand.
Silly Zhu joked: "Three masters, you want to cry for Lao Jia~"
Yan Bugui ignored him, ran to the door of Jia's house, put a strip of white cloth on the lintel, and then tied a knot.
Turning his head to look at the crowd: "Xie Cheng, move the stool over." ”
"Hey, come on!"
Yan Jiecheng moved a stool, and Yan Bugui stood on the stool tremblingly, and put his head into a white cloth strip.
Turned his head and glared at Jia Zhang: "If you don't return the matchmaker gift today, I will die at your doorstep." ”
Jia Zhang was stupid: "This and this ......"
Looking at the lively bangs and Yi Zhonghai, he also panicked.
For two yuan, it is impossible to fight for your life on others, but this Yan Bugui is not accurate.
Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "Silly pillar, hurry, quickly save your third master." ”
As soon as the stupid pillar was about to step forward, Yan Bugui kicked the stool and shook it: "Whoever dares to come over, I will... It's really hanging! ”
Hiss.
Hiss. Hiss.
Hiss. Hiss. Hiss.
The crowd of onlookers who were eating melons suddenly gasped.
died at the door of someone else's house, and this old teacher also fought hard.
Li Weidong silently praised Yan Bugui in his heart.
Fight poison with poison and do a good job.
One is hanging, the other is the undead beckoning, both sides released their ultimate, and the situation is deadlocked.
In the end, it was Qin Huairu who stood up.
She knew that Jia Zhang's had indeed gone too far this time.
If Yan Bugui was really allowed to hang himself at the door, then his Jia family would be angry.
Hurriedly ran to the house, took out two yuan from under the bed, and stuffed it into Yan Bugui's hand.
bowed deeply: "Third master, I'm really sorry, my mother-in-law is old, and sometimes she just loves to make mistakes, but she doesn't have a bad heart."
You are an old teacher, a cultural person, and a high consciousness, so forgive her this time! ”
Who can really hang themselves!
Yan Bugui got the money, stuck his head out of the white silk, and said with relief: "Qin Huairu, the Jia family is really lucky to have you. ”
After that, he turned his head and glared at Jia Zhang's fiercely: "Old sister-in-law, you have gone too far this time!" ”
got the money, and Yan Bugui also knew that according to Jia Zhang's urine nature, it was impossible to get a little more, so he took the three mothers back to the front yard.
A farce came to an end.
Back at the house, Jia Zhangshi complained to Qin Huairu: "Daughter-in-law, yesterday Uncle Huang gave the matchmaker gift and left, and today you shouldn't return the money to Yan Bugui, at home, this is a chicken and egg, and I have been busy for so many days." ”
Qin Huairu said: "Mom, why did you commit a crime, Uncle Huang will find someone to clean you up." Yan Bugui played such a hand today, and he could let the foaming star drown our family. ”
Alas, this old woman is also old, and she has been deflated again and again in the last few actions, how will the Jia family live in the future!
Jia Zhang also knew that if he continued to make trouble, he would be angry.
She just wasn't reconciled.
What made her even more angry was that at the wedding banquet, every household shared a lot of leftovers.
When it was her turn, Bangs asked Silly Zhu not to give her leftovers.
It's really infuriating.
Isn't it just that I didn't pay the money, this money belongs to everyone anyway, can I use it like this?
Thinking of the leftovers, she thought of the stupid pillar, and whispered: "Daughter-in-law, the stupid pillar hasn't delivered the leftovers recently, you have to think of a way." ”
The corners of Qin Huairu's mouth curled slightly.
After these few days of PUA, the stupid pillar should be tamed, and it's time to test the results.