"Oh mother, you tap... It hurts..."

"The old man is really, he is angry, what is he angry with the little one?"

Looking at the bruises on his son's face, Zhang was distressed, and complained about the old man vigorously.

Afraid that his daughter-in-law would have an awkward relationship with the old man, Zhu Chupang hurriedly appeased.

"Okay, okay, whoever goes up in that situation will be beaten! Besides, beating is kissing and scolding is love, other grandsons, you see that the old man has not moved a finger, Zhan Ji has grown so big, the old man has not beaten him, this kid has been beaten twice, and he has already taken the lead. ”

After appeasing his daughter-in-law, Zhu Fatpang drove away the maid who was serving, and asked Zhu Zhangui suspiciously.

"Son, what happened to your grandfather and your second uncle? Okay, why is there such a big conflict? ”

Zhu Zhangui, who was being abrasively medicated by his mother, couldn't help but grin when he thought of the scene at that time.

"Ouch!"

But this smile instantly pulled the wound at the corner of his mouth, and the corner of his mouth twitched in pain.

"You bastard boy just remember to eat and not fight!"

Looking at his son's pitiful appearance, Zhang was distressed and angry.

"That's right, the flintlock pistol was made today, and I wanted to show it to the old man, and by the way, I asked him something."

"As a result, as soon as I got there, I saw the second uncle giving a crazy output to the old man."

"Daddy and mother, you didn't see the heroic appearance of the second uncle, and the old man was so angry that he almost didn't pull over."

As he spoke, Zhu Zhangui gave a general account of the scene at that time.

"Hehe, this second brother, he's so brave, this time, the old man seems to be really angry!"

After listening to Zhu Zhangui's story, Zhang couldn't help but gloat.

Seeing the gloating appearance of Zhu Zhangui and his wife, Zhu Chupang shook his head helplessly.

"You two mothers, it's really not a big deal to watch the excitement."

"This dick is really. The old man is so old, and he is still so angry with him, what a fool! ”

"Big brother... Eldest brother... Oh no! ”

Just when Zhu Chupang was thinking about whether to meet the old man first or the second child, Zhu Gaosui's shout sounded outside the door.

Immediately before Zhu Fatpang went out, Zhu Gaosui hurriedly pushed the door and walked in.

"Big nephew, why did you get beaten? It's big brother, you're fighting, right? ”

As soon as Zhu Gaosui entered the house, when he was about to tell Zhu Fatpang that the second child was crazy, he saw Zhu Zhangui with a blue nose and swollen face at a glance.

My heart was instantly happy.

This little bastard was finally beaten.

Zhu Zhangui, who was lying on the bed, rolled his eyes, "Third uncle, how much you want me to be beaten!" I was beaten for you, the second uncle choked the old man enough, I was unlucky to hit it directly, and was pulled over by the old man to duel, and then I was beaten. ”

"Poof! Hahaha..."

After hearing this, Zhu Gaosui laughed out loud on the spot.

walked to the side of the bed and patted Zhu Zhangui on the shoulder, with a smile on his face: "Big nephew, you have been wronged." The third uncle wrote down this matter, and when you get married, your second uncle and I will give you a big gift as compensation. ”

"Alas, my family, what compensation is not compensated? By the way, the third child, why are you here? ”

Noticing that Zhu Zhangui didn't want to deal with Zhu Gaosui, Zhu Chupang hurriedly interrupted the topic and asked Zhu Gaosui what he was doing?

"Big brother, I almost forgot if you didn't ask, the second brother is crazy."

"What! Another crazy one. ”

Zhu Chupang was dumbfounded all of a sudden!

Is it a good day today?

The old man was mad, and the second child was crazy again.

It's a double happiness!

"Oh, don't ask, let's go!"

Zhu Gaosui didn't explain, and pulled Zhu Fatpang and walked out.

Zhu Zhangui has been waiting for this day for a long time, how could he let go of this opportunity to tease his second uncle.

Ignoring the pain on his body, Zhu Zhangui jumped up from the bed.

"Alas, you stinky boy, you don't take care of your injuries, where are you going?"

Zhang, who had just sent Zhu Fat and the two out of the house, saw that his son was injured and wanted to run away, so he was so angry that he pinched his waist and twisted his eyebrows.

"Hurt and recuperate, the bustle of the second uncle is rarely seen, I want to take a look."

"Look at what is lively, what else can there be, isn't it just to be angry? What can be seen? ”

"Mother, you don't know, I heard that the second uncle is going to go back and prepare for the funeral, this excitement is not something you can see under ordinary circumstances!"

"What! The second child has to do a funeral. ”

Zhang was stunned for a moment, and then said with a happy face: "Son, you wait a while, I'll go change clothes, and we'll go together." Webster was so angry with me the other day, and today I must see her jokes. ”

Zhu Zhangui: "......"

The two of them packed up and soon came to the Han Palace.

However, when approaching the door, Zhu Zhangui felt that this battle was not big enough.

The second uncle finally had a hard time with the old man, and he had to publicize it for him.

If others didn't know that the second uncle was so brave, Zhu Zhangui would always feel that something was missing.

Therefore, Zhu Zhangui first asked the old lady to wait on the side.

He ran to a nearby house.

"Is the third uncle at home?"

"Yo, it's His Royal Highness the Taisun, what's the matter?"

"My second uncle has a conflict with the old man, I want to die or live, my father and my third uncle can't hold it back, I want to ask you to come over and help."

"Sixth master, my second uncle is crazy and wants to commit suicide, hurry up and persuade him."

Next, Zhu Zhangui shouted one by one, as long as they were at home, regardless of men, women, and children, they all shouted.

Soon, hundreds of people followed Zhu Zhangui to the Han Palace.

And coincidentally, when he brought people to arrive, Xiao Snot happened to carry the holy decree, led a large number of eunuchs, and rushed over with funeral items.

"Your Royal Highness, who are you?"

The hundreds of people in Wu Yang frightened the little snot.

Zhu Zhangui held back a wicked smile and said, "Isn't my second uncle gone?" I thought that all the relatives living around me would come over to see him off. Otherwise, how can it reflect the warm care of the second uncle and the elderly during this time? ”

Little Snot is speechless.

His Royal Highness the grandson really holds a grudge.

In the past, when the prince of Han was in charge of the country, this highness pretended to be nothing, as if his house and money were taken away by the king of Han and did not exist.

Now that the Lord of Han has lost power, His Royal Highness the Taisun has begun to fall into the ground.

Although this falling stone can't hit the prince of Han, it's fucking disgusting, and the diaphragm responds to people!

"By the way, what are you?"

Zhu Zhangui pretended to be very filial, and looked curiously at the things held by the eunuch behind the little snot.

Xiao Snot glanced back and said with an embarrassed smile: "The slave maid, like His Royal Highness, is also here for the funeral." ”

followed the relatives and friends behind Zhu Zhangui, and when they saw this situation, they instantly understood.

It seems that the emperor is really angry.

A few eyes that had a conflict with the Han prince rolled their eyes, and they cried on the spot, listening to the sad voice, it seemed that it was more uncomfortable than the death of his father.

But the corners of the eyes without tears and the corners of the mouth betrayed their mood.

Listening to the chaotic crying behind him, Zhu Zhangui waved his hand and stopped: "You guys are crying too chaotically, it doesn't reflect the sad and tragic mood and sense of ritual that we have lost our second uncle, we have to have a rhythm, we have to have a form...... It's all up to me. ”

After speaking, Zhu Zhangui took out a piece of ginger from his sleeve under everyone's gaze, wiped the corners of his eyes, stretched out his hand to disrupt the bun on his head, and raised his throat and roared.

"I'm a second uncle, why are you going like this!" (shouted in Henan dialect)