Chapter 538 I haven't been a beast for many years - other book friends are reading:!

A long, long time ago, there was such a story:

That is a person, commanding the Tianhe Water Army, guarding the waterway portal of the Heavenly Court, being able to take on such a heavy responsibility, his strength is beyond doubt, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the first water battle strongman in the Three Realms. 【】e^ look

This person has a very cute shortcoming, he is more greedy, and often he can eat up the rations of hundreds of heavenly soldiers in one meal, and the harmful soldiers go to Emperor Yù every day to complain about the black......

This person also has the advantage of giving women a headache, that is, he is obviously as handsome as the bright moon, and he screams and exclaims thousands of girls freely, and later he was called the first beautiful man in the pre-Journey to the West era. But he was not a good woman, and even when Chang'e of the Moon Palace threw himself into his arms, he taught him to drive him out......

One day, this man received a mission!

It was the Buddha who found him, told him, and asked him...... You have the opportunity to replace Maitreya and become the next generation of Buddha, are you willing?

Later, some people said that he was a big fool, but there were also rumors in the heavenly realm that he had analyzed that Rulai was not at ease and was not fooled...... But in the end, this person finally annoyed Rulai, and was also resented by Chang'e, who also held a grudge, so there was a later scene: this person was framed by Chang'e and Rulai, degraded the mortal world, and mistakenly voted for a pig's fetus!

The next story, children know, the opening of Journey to the West, this féi pig is lazy all the way, pretending to be stupid, and later became a Buddhist Venerable and is also regarded as a big fool, but there are also very few people who have noticed that all the way to the West, this féi pig has always been in danger, and has not really suffered a big loss, and the catastrophe of the Journey to the West, when it really encounters a hurdle that cannot be passed, it is often this féi pig who comes forward to reconcile, so that Tang Seng arrives all the way to the West......

Later, this person became a Venerable Buddha, eating and drinking to enjoy pure blessings!

Later, the man's wife died in a tragic manner......

Later, this man gave the Buddha Lotus Platform to Maitreya and became the mascot of the Hell Thunder Sound.

Later, this person stupidly called Ye Huan Master......

This person has many names, Zhu Bajie, Zhu Wuneng, Zhu Tianpeng, but this guy's favorite is the pseudonym he used when he got married in Gaojiazhuang, Pig Steel Mane, which is synonymous with the first ugly man in the Three Realms!

――The above is a story that Ye Huan later knew that it was true or false!

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"Idiot, my grandson is not the Monkey King, who is it, is your grandfather?" Listening to the old pig's words, Nie Hou's facial muscles twitched unconsciously-other book friends were reading:. 1５

"Are you still pretending to be stupid with me? When Gao Laozhuang was in Gao Laozhuang, you even said the words of killing my old pig, do you still want to pretend?...... Monkey King, hey, Monkey King, are you worthy?" The old pig looked at Nie Hou with a smile, and when he saw that Nie Hou still didn't admit it, he sneered: "Cheng, my old pig will give you a little more hint, think about it, the last time we met again in Gao Laozhuang, Xiaobai asked you...... In the ninth year of Journey to the West, what happened?"

"Ninth year!"

His body trembled, and then Nie Hou seemed to be conscious and laughed, "Go on, see how much you idiot can say!"

The old pig sighed, "How much? At least in the years of Hell Thunder, my old pig didn't have anything to eat and drink, and I also figured out some things, at least, if I came to sit down with the three major scholars, I have figured it out!"

As he spoke, he looked gloomy, "When Chang'e stripped naked and went into my room, it was Rulai who instructed you to help Chang'e do it yourself?...... Otherwise, at that time, the strength of my old pig's Da Luo Jinxian couldn't let a little Chang'e into the house and didn't know, at that time, if he wanted to drag me into the water and help Tang Xuanzang complete the first scripture, right?"

Nie Hou smiled strangely, "That's right, Rulai had already made a plan to learn the scriptures at that time, and the golden cicada had been reincarnated, but there was still one less person who could protect him from learning the scriptures, so it was you, who taught you to kill more than a dozen demon kings before that, so that the Three Realms thought that you were the No. 1 strongman in Heavenly Court!"

The old pig ignored him and continued: "I still know that my mother-in-law was ...... back then Eaten...... It's what you eat, right? It's Rulai who started planning to learn the scriptures for the second time, this time he wants me to be the master, and after getting the scriptures, he will bī I old pig be the Buddha, but the next generation of Buddhas who take the scriptures, how can they have wives and children!?

Nie Hou clapped his hands again and again, "Idiot, you are so smart!"

On the other hand, Ye Huan was confused.

Chang'e hooked up with the old pig, it was Nie Hou and Rulai who made it bad behind the scenes, and the old pig's wife died tragically, and it was also Rulai and Nie Hou who cooperated...... Hell, this seems to be an old account of the immortal Buddha from n thousand years ago, with no beginning and no end, I really don't understand what's going on - a good novel:!

But then, Ye Huan understood another sentence of the old pig, and he understood it completely!

That's exactly what happened......

"In the end, my old pig also thought of it!" The old pig gritted his teeth and said: "In the ninth year of Journey to the West, we are masters and apprentices...... Met a monkey...... Six-eared macaque!"

In an instant, Nie Hou seemed to have been hit by the immobilization method, and stopped talking in a daze!

"Actually, I have long felt that something is wrong, needless to say that I saw it with my own eyes, just say that the book made up by Hu Luàn in the world is a seven-point true and three-point false Journey to the West, you look at what is written in it!" The old pig roared angrily: "Before I met the six-eared macaque, what a hero the senior brother was, when he saw the demon, he didn't agree with him, and he would fight if he lifted the bāng, even if he was injured and defeated, he was also a Zheng Zheng man, who never birded those immortals, Buddhas and gods, but after meeting the six-eared macaque, what did he become?" is submissive, low eyebrows and pleasing to the eye, this can't be said, but it also has no arrogance back then, just like ...... Paralyzed, he is like Tang Seng's puppet, good son, Tang Seng said to the east, he went to the east, Tang Seng said to the west, he went to the west, Tang Seng fart, he said it was fragrant, is this still the appearance of the Monkey King who made trouble in the sky back then!?"

The old pig pointed at Nie Hou, "Why? Because of the loss of the bag, in the ninth year of Journey to the West, if you come to see him and really can't lower the monkey's heart, I will ask you to fight with the monkey, from the world to the underworld, to the Heavenly Palace, and then to the purple bamboo forest of Guanyin, and finally to the Da Lei Yin Temple, if you don't see it, you just say that the senior brother is the six-eared macaque, and then unite all the Buddha's power to kill the senior brother and destroy the mouth...... Later, it was actually you, the six-eared macaque, who walked out of the Leiyin Temple and continued to learn the scriptures, right!?"

The corners of Nie Hou's mouth twitched, and he suddenly yelled, "No, I am the Monkey King, and I am the Fighting Buddha!"

"!" the old pig laughed sarcastically, "Liu'er, you are just a dog who was subdued by Rulai, for many years, you have been helping Rulai to be a thug in secret, and then the senior brother was disobedient, so Rulai gave you a chance to go to the table...... Dog, understand? You've never been worthy of the words Monkey King, you're just a lackey raised by Rulai—a good novel!"

"Oh, by the way, rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, you lackey will be tired of being pressed on the head by Rulai for thousands of years, right?" The old pig nodded, "So one day, you can't stand the days of this kind of lackey, when Rulai was planning the second journey to the west, you ate Tang Seng and made a rebellion against Rulai, hehe, the truth is like this, right! Six-eared macaque!"

Nie Hou roared as if he was crazy, and he waved his bāng zi and shouted, "My old grandson is the Monkey King!"

"Alas, I really don't admit it...... If you are the Monkey King, tell me the old pig, where did your daughter Shura's prophetic ability come from? The daughter of the Monkey King, can she still be a prophet? That's you!" The old pig pointed at Nie Hou and laughed to his heart's content, "Six-eared macaque, everything is clear, Shura is the ability to clear the Three Realms Yīn Yang inherited from you!"

Nie Hou was deflated all of a sudden, and he muttered, "I am the Monkey King, as I said...... For example, from that day on, I am qualified to have a name, and I am no longer a beast, he said that my name is Sun Wukong, and I am Sun Wukong...... Yes, that's what he said, the monkey is too disobedient, even if he takes the true scriptures, he can't be used by Buddhism, so I must lead him to the Great Lei Yin Temple, when the time comes, if you cover him with a golden bowl, I will beat him to death, I can call him Sun Wukong, I can go with Tang Seng to learn scriptures, I can become a Buddha and an ancestor, no longer a beast......"

Truth!

Ye Huan listened on the side, while making the 'truth' of what the old pig said shocking his brain, but more, he began to scold the old pig secretly, you dead pig, don't stab Nie Hou again!

Although these six-eared macaques are not behaving well, their strength is genuinely not inferior to that of the Monkey King!

"That's right, Six-Ear...... Ha, it turns out that I am still a six-eared ......" Nie Hou muttered for a while, as if he had accepted the reality, and laughed strangely, "Idiot, I am the six-eared, what?

The old pig looked at him compassionately, "Fool, kill me and Master, haven't you thought that the real senior brother has never been killed by you?"

"Huh?"

"Idiot, the senior brother never wanted to travel to the west, let alone help Buddhism get any scriptures, he was teasing you back then, borrowing your hand to cheat to death, and escaping from the Five Fingers Mountain?......!" Don't you believe it, my brother is nearby, I'll call you to have a look?"

Nie Hou snorted heavily, and he didn't know whether to believe it or not, but his iron bāng had already been raised, and it smashed down on Ye Huan's head.

Today's Ye Huan, although the strength of the absolute nine is not Nie Hou's opponent, but it is not without the strength of a battle, he calmly spread his wings, three days and moons, Onimaru, Muramasa, peerless enchantment, Dingtang, Dragon Tooth, Killing, T3, and three-pointed knives, all nine knives are spread.

However, the old pig gently patted him on the shoulder and gave him a look, "Master, let the monkeys settle their grievances!"

This, is this to summon the Monkey King?

Really...... The old pig shouted at the top of his voice, his voice penetrating the heavenly realm, "Senior brother, Master has met a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next......

It was very quiet.

Nie Hou was taken aback by this voice, cautiously accepted the move, and went all out to be on guard, but after waiting for a long time, he saw Ye Huan looking around looking for the shadow of the senior brother, and the old pig was smirking there, but no third person appeared!

"Idiot, do you dare to play me!?" Nie Hou raised the iron bāng angrily, but at this moment, someone gave him a bāng behind his back, and at the same time, the scolding voice sounded, "Paralyzed, Lao Tzu is still planning to be Ouyang God, what are you shouting about this nerd!"

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