Liu Zhengjing drove down the long and endless aisle, drove for more than two hours, and when he saw a driver's supermarket, he parked the car on the side of the road, bought a bottle of water, and after thinking about it, he bought a box of cigarettes.

He can smoke such things, but because Lin Qingyue doesn't like it, he never touches it.

And now he wanted to take a puff for some reason. I lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, and the smoke poured into my lungs, as if a faint melancholy filled my chest.

He has gradually calmed down, but will not give up the search.

"Master, didn't you say that Dongshan people are simple and enthusiastic, and it's easy to rub into the car?"

"It's not your fault, if you didn't have to rub that woman's car, how could it break down halfway."

"It's obviously the look you gave me......"

"For the teacher, that's for you not to rub this one! Didn't you read that the Internet says that female drivers are road killers, the more beautiful the better! ”

"Okay...... But Master, we've already walked more than ten kilometers, why don't we take a taxi? ”

"It doesn't cost anything to take a taxi, how do you usually teach it...... Shhh, there is a car in front, this time it is smart, it is still an old profession, you play with it, this car will definitely be able to rub the ......"

Liu Zhengjing's hearing is a little perverted now, and he didn't deliberately listen, and the wind transmitted the sound of speech hundreds of meters away into his ears.

Two minutes later, two wide figures appeared in front of Liu Zhengjing, one big and one small, two bald fat men stood in front of Liu Zhengjing with their hands folded, "This benefactor, my master and apprentice have walked fifty miles, and the apprentice is physically exhausted, can you make it convenient and give our master and apprentice a ride, and the merit is immeasurable." ”

Liu Zhengjing raised his eyes to look at the two bald fat men, there was no scar on his head, the fat ones were not presentable, and he was a little funny in his heart.

Liu Zhengjing wrapped his left hand with his right hand and made a standard Taoist bow, "The two masters are polite, and the poor Dao is not a donor, but a Taoist." ”

The big fat man was stunned for a moment, "The donor laughed, looking at the donor's dusty face, there are many marriages, unlike people outside the party." ”

Originally, if it was a normal man, he would be very happy to hear that there was a lot of marriage, but Liu Zhengjing is now a little sensitive to the word marriage, and he is a little unhappy in his heart.

Extinguished the cigarette, reached out from the car window and groped in his backpack for a while, took out the Taoist certificate and handed it to the big fat man, "Master, can you also show me your monk certificate?" ”

The big fat man saw that it was indeed a Taoist certificate, and his eyes rolled, "The donor is in good shape, my Buddhist disciples, there is a Buddha in my heart, the so-called monks and laymen are all cultivators, and the certificate is just a blank piece of paper." ”

The little monk nodded vigorously on the side, "Master is right. ”

Liu Zhengjing glanced at the little fat man who was dumbfounded, he looked like he was fifteen or sixteen years old, but he was beautiful and simple.

"Okay, where do you go, I'll see if it's going well."

When the fat man heard this, he smiled, "Thank you to the donor, the donor's merit is immeasurable, and the so-called giver will receive his benefits; If you give for the sake of pleasure, you will be happy. ”

Then he pulled the little fat man and got into the car, and he didn't say where he was going.

Liu Zhengjing can clearly see that the body has sunk by a few centimeters, and these two fat men add up to almost 400 pounds, right?

Opening the car door and getting into the car, Liu Zhengjing asked where to go again.

"Jeseong."

"Then I'll have to turn around."

"The sea of Buddha is boundless, and turning back is the shore." The little monk opened his mouth and came, and the big fat man hurriedly patted him on the bald head, and then said to Liu Zhengjing with a smile: "There is suffering in front of you, and there is a Buddha when you turn back, and what you are looking for may be in the light." ”

The two fat men pretended to be monks, and they had to speak lamely, but the big fat man was crooked, maybe Lin Qingyue hadn't left Jicheng yet?

"Okay, where to go."

"Those who travel in the square are at peace with what they encounter."

Liu Zhengjing was helpless, "If you don't talk well, you two can go down." ”

The fat man was nervous, "Hundred Flowers Club." ”

The big fat man pulled his face, "The restaurant next to it." ”

Liu Zhengzheng started the car and forced a smile, "There are no restaurants near the Hundred Flowers Club." ”

"For practitioners like us, there are benefactors everywhere, and there are restaurants everywhere."

"What can the Hundred Flowers Society give?"

"Rice?" The little fat man interjected again.

Liu Zhengjing finally couldn't help laughing, "Yes, Zhaifan, two big white steamed buns, and fungus, all of which are vegetarian, are just right for monks." ”

The big fat man pretended not to understand, but the little fat man really didn't understand, "I don't like black fungus." ”

"Powdered."

"Isn't it silver? And the powdery ones? Master, have you ever eaten it? ”

The corners of the big fat man's mouth twitched, "Apprentice, don't you want to practice the meditation of closing your mouth?" ”

"Master, didn't you say shut up when you enter the city?"

Liu Zhengjing......

Big Fat ......

Liu Zhengjing opened the navigation, and when he drove to the parking lot of the Baihua Club, it was already dark.

The two fat men got out of the car and clasped their hands together, "Thank you to the donor, let's say goodbye, the Buddha is destined to be a person, and my Buddha will bless the donor." ”

"I'm a Taoist priest, you Buddhas don't necessarily like me...... It just so happens that I don't have anywhere to go, so let's go in together. ”

The little fat man was about to speak, but the big fat man rushed and said: "We have something to do here, not to go to the Hundred Flowers Club, such a red dust place is not suitable for monks." ”

Liu Zhengjing nodded and walked directly into the Hundred Flowers Club.

The little fat man saw Liu Zhengzheng walking away, "Master, aren't we here to the Hundred Flowers Club?" ”

The big fat man glared at the little fatty, "From now on, you are not allowed to speak." ”

The little fat man closed his mouth aggrievedly.

Liu Zhengjing walked into the Hundred Flowers Club, although it was the second time he came, and he changed into a suit because he was going to be the principal to face reporters, but he still felt a little uncomfortable.

This is probably the humility of the poor rooted in their bones, and it can't be changed for a while.

There was no one at the front desk at the moment, Liu Zhengjing turned around and walked to the sofa in the hall, his eyes lit up, and he saw the rich man who mocked him last time he came, and sat directly opposite him.

The rich man was looking down to play with his mobile phone, and noticed that someone was sitting opposite, and at first glance he didn't know him, and then he looked at it and remembered who this person was, frowning and a little unhappy.

Liu Zhengjing just looked at him with a smile.

"What do you see?" The rich man was uncomfortable with him.

"Look at the ugly comparison."

The rich man was instantly furious, "You want to die? ”

Liu Zhengjing nodded frantically, "I'm impatient, I don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has, I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, and I want to do something...... Anyway, it's just tired and crooked. ”

The rich man was stunned for a moment, looked at him with a neurotic look, thought that this person was eighty percent sick, and remembered the attitude of the front desk towards him last time, and continued to play with his mobile phone after saying that he was sick.

Liu Zhengjing said: "Mmmm, I'm sick, do you have medicine?" ”

As soon as the rich man raised his eyebrows, he was about to blow up his hair, but he still endured it, this is the Hundred Flowers Club, and he can't make trouble.

When Liu Zhengjing was still thinking about how to tease this fat man, the young lady at the front desk who I saw last time walked over here, and was also stunned when she saw Liu Zhengjing, and after nodding slightly, she said to the rich man: "No. 1 is free today, you ...... guest."

"Wait." The joy on the rich man's face had just been revealed, when he heard the annoying person on the other side shouting and so on.

The young lady at the front desk looked at Liu Zhengjing suspiciously, she wanted to arrange for the rich to go to the box first, and then entertain Liu Zhengjing, a different guest, I don't know why Liu Zhengjing interrupted her.

"I'll ask for number one." Liu Zheng said arrogantly.

The rich man's face was purple with anger, and what made him even more angry was that the front desk actually nodded.

The rich man was furious, and roared with his teeth and claws: "I've been here for two hours, and I'll let him go up as soon as he comes, that's how your Hundred Flowers Club does business?" ”

The young lady at the front desk had a professional smile, but what she said made the rich man angry, "Yes, sir! ”

The rich man pointed at the young lady at the front desk and trembled, he didn't do it after the last experience, but he hit Liu Zhengjing with a wave of his hand.

This slap didn't go down, it was held in Liu Zhengjing's hand, and with a hard shake, the rich man was thrown away.

The rich man slammed on the floor and slid out for several meters.

The rich man got up, his face was blue and white, and now he knew that this person's strength was far superior to his own.

After all, the rich man didn't say anything cruel, turned around and left.

The young lady at the front desk watched this scene quietly, and she could feel that Liu Zhengjing in front of her seemed to have a sense of anger.

"Sir, please come with me."

Liu Zhengjing sat back on the sofa again, "No need, I just don't like that person, you go get busy, I'll stay here for a while." ”

The young lady nodded and returned to the front desk.

After a while, two broad figures, one large and one small, appeared at the door.

The big fat man's eyes wandered around the hall, and he happened to see Liu Zhengjing, who was looking at him with a smile.

It's embarrassing.

Liu Zhengjing greeted loudly, "Are the two masters coming to make a relationship?" Want to eat steamed buns and fungus? ”

As soon as the little monk wanted to open his mouth, he remembered the master's ban on words, so he nodded.

The big fat man smiled awkwardly, stopped pretending, and walked directly to the front desk.

The young lady at the front desk smiled professionally, "Welcome, what kind of service do you need?" ”

The big fat man glanced at Liu Zhengjing, and whispered to the young lady at the front desk: "The heavens are clear, and the flood is surging."

The smile on the young lady's face remained unchanged, "Please come with me, two of you." ”

Liu Zhengjing, who was sitting in the distance, fell into deep thought, feeling that these two fake monks came for another reason.

The big fat man didn't expect his hearing to be so perverted.

Thinking about the background of the Hundred Flowers Club, maybe these two fat men are from Hong Meng.

Liu Zhengjing went upstairs directly, walked towards the reception room where he came last time, and went directly into the next box.

With his strong hearing, Liu Zhengjing heard the conversation next door.

"We'll wait here and let Concubine Hua come to see me." This is the voice of a big fat man.

"Please wait a moment, I'll contact Concubine Hua immediately."