"Name?"

"Feng He."

"Age?"

"Four...... Nineteen. ”

"Home address?"

"Uh...... I do not know. ”

In the No. 2 mediation room of the Xingfu Police Station, Jiangzhou District, Xishu City, Officer Li put down the pen in his hand and looked loveless.

has been a police officer for more than ten years, and as a well-known film policeman between three aunts, six mothers-in-law, seven aunts and eight aunts, he feels that he has finally met his nemesis today.

This nemesis looks sixteen or seventeen years old, and he is extremely beautiful.

Beauty is a word rarely used by Officer Li, because most of the time, no matter how good the appearance and elegance of a woman are, in front of him, her facial features are often distorted and hysterical.

One thing to say, this girl is indeed very beautiful, and it is difficult to describe his coarseness.

Of course, if he had to describe it, it would be in addition to the universal description of "big eyes, small mouth, and white skin...... Just be an online anchor and you can easily have millions of fans.

But none of that matters.

Importantly, she exudes a strangeness from head to toe.

Thanks to his wife, who chases dramas at home every day, the clothes that this girl wears are known to Officer Li, which is a very fashionable Song Hanfu at the moment. What kind of jacket, shirt, even shoes and socks hairpin rings are neatly matched.

If there is an art student here, he will definitely sigh, this is obviously a character who has just come out of "Zhaoliang Lady".

Of course, Officer Li didn't have that artistic cell, let alone the time to appreciate these, he just had a hard time imagining that this was the person they had just picked up from the deep mountains and old forests hundreds of kilometers away.

According to the construction unit that contacted them,

At that time, the shield machine was out of order, and it was being investigated, and then the girl came out of the forest behind the construction site, with no money, no ID card, no mobile phone, and she couldn't answer anything.

People from several nearby villages said they didn't know each other, but there was really no way, so they called the police.

Before they went to pick them up, the girl had been living in the village near the construction site for two days, during which she did not cry or make trouble, and was very calm.

Looking like this, it doesn't look like you've been trafficked, right?

Officer Li looked at the messy transcript in front of him and silently turned his pen around.

The comparison of biometrics and face recognition in the missing persons database is still in progress, and the police station can only conduct some routine inquiries, but the person concerned is still very uncooperative after drinking two cups of milk tea and eating three xiaolongbao.

Feng He? What a strange name.

Officer Lee sighed,

"Didn't I say, little girl, that you ran away from home, did you? Do you know that if you do this, your parents will also be worried, so you can honestly tell us your parents' names, phone numbers and addresses, and we will send you home safely. ”

After saying that, he tried to make a gentle expression on his face.

The raised eyebrows uncontrollably squeezed the flesh on his forehead to the center of the eyebrows, and the deepened version of "Chuan" made him look even more vicious.

Feng He was about to cry.

"I really ......"

She clutched the broken booklet in her sleeve cage a little nervously, and handed it to the other party with a timid look: "I don't know." ”

Officer Li was speechless.

He really couldn't make any expression, so he could only roll his eyes up to announce that the sixteenth interrogation still ended in failure.

The mediation room was silenced in a state of depression.

Fenghe can't help.

It was the third day she had just woken up.

Or not so much to wake up, but to be woken up, or the kind that is very thorough-

As a cat demon who has practiced for more than 4,000 years, half of the immortals in the heavenly court have to call her the ancestor, and she was actually lifted in her sleep.

To be honest, she was angry at the time.

But after all, there are not many people in this world who have the ability to smash her Fenghe's cave to pieces, and the great immortal who has the ability to move mountains and reclaim the sea can also count it with her claws.

To deal with this kind of great immortal, even if she moves to Shizun as a rescuer, her foodie Shizun is at most a salute before a soldier, so it is better to restrain her temper and ask for an explanation.

Then she was shocked.

It wasn't a god at all who lifted her cave.

It's human.

Well, that's right, human again.

Thinking of several past events in the past few thousand years, her heart to discuss the law instantly died down.

According to Feng He's experience as a demon for many years: you can get it with ghosts and gods, but you can't talk about it with humans.

Strange to say, this human being today is very different from what it used to be.

is actually a middle-aged man with no divine power and no immortal law, with a thing called "shield dirt chicken"-

No incantation, no spellcasting, no prayer, no sacrifice, just shouting:

"Ready, I'm going to shoot the chicken!"

And he knocked the mountain open alive.

Feng He has always prided himself as a cultured monster.

Shield...... She knows.

Dirty...... She knows it too.

Chicken...... Of course she does.

But what kind of magic weapon is this "shield dirt chicken", until this moment when she is sitting in the mediation room of the happy police station, she can't fully figure it out.

In the past three days, Feng He learned ignorantly that about a thousand years have passed since she last came to the world.

Whether it is Shang or Han, Tang or Song, they have all disappeared in the torrent of time.

Originally, none of the monsters in the mountains of Xishu could be found, and the smoke of the human village could see a few wisps of the mountain every once in a while.

Nowadays, the gods are not visible, and the demons do not come out, and this magical country where mortals can move mountains and reclaim the sea is called Huaxia Kingdom.

She can know this, thanks to the anthropology master of the demon world, the rabbit essence, how long Feng He has been cultivating, how long this has been in the world.

And since a few decades ago, I have come back to Xishu every once in a while, and I have left a booklet for myself with good intentions, the name is very straightforward, called "The Necessary Manual for Walking in the World".

Mainly used to introduce her new identity in the game world, by the way, talk about the current situation in the world, and those things she has in the world - and hope that Feng He will contact herself quickly after he leaves the customs.

The book, which contained several notes on the so-called "tips" for rabbit spirits, as well as a dozen names of rabbit spirits, and dozens of her love-hate entanglements, were placed in a magic vessel that could be broken at the slightest poke.

Well, it should be the strongest magic weapon that the rabbit spirit can make - coincidentally, it was hit by the "shield dirt chicken" and hit the head of the jade board bed where Feng He was meditating, although the damage was a little miserable, but the content on the booklet can still be roughly distinguished.

Who called Fenghe closed a thousand-year-old dead pass, and with the humble Taoism of the rabbit essence, he could only touch the door of her cave, and he couldn't even get close to the enchantment.

No, this rabbit spirit probably won't be communicating at all.

On the first day she came out of the customs, she pinched a messenger bird, the kind that never returned.

Thinking of this, Feng He sighed.

Officer Li also sighed.

Although he only scored more than 60 points in the criminal psychology test, he is very good at reading words and feelings.

The little girl's eyes were rolling in her sockets, and she looked like she was thinking about something, and she didn't know what kind of lie she was making up to fool him.

"It's okay, let's do it again, it's okay if you don't want to say anything else," he poked two dots into the transcript, "Where is it?" ”

Feng He bit his lip and decided to pretend to be dumb before figuring out more things.

Do you want to say that her ancestral home is west of the Western Regions, born in Zhangqiu, Shandong, and later taught the Buddha to sit down on the golden-winged Garuda, and came to the Xishu Mountains to practice for more than 4,000 years, and then you humans used what kind of Rausch shield chicken, the cave that took 3,000 years of hard work to build was ruined?

No, absolutely not.

The rabbit spirit who lost his friend made it very clear in the ruined "Essential Handbook for Walking in the World" that absolutely absolutely, and that today's humans can't let themselves know that they are a cat demon.

She even prepared a set of identity statements for herself, but her magic weapon was really careless, and this part was just destroyed except for "Fenghe, female, nineteen years old" and couldn't be seen.

And the person in front of him obviously didn't even want to believe these six words.

"Okay, it's okay if you really don't want to find your parents."

The problem girl has also seen a lot, and Officer Li is ready to save the country: "There is always a contact information for friends or something, right?" It's okay if you find a friend to pick you up from us, it's just an adult. ”

Hehe, I found a friend, and then asked my parents for information from my friend, didn't I get it?

He put the pen on the notebook and stretched his neck forward, very sincerely.

"Friends?" Feng He frowned.

"Yes, do you have a friend's contact information?"

This expression has a play.

Officer Lee glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and each beat of the second hand seemed like a step closer to the end of work.

Feng He's hand in the sleeve clenched and relaxed.

Anyway, what's the rabbit spirit called now?

There are more than a dozen names in that booklet, corresponding to more than a dozen love-hate relationships, Feng He has never been interested in the love story of the rabbit spirit, and when he read it, he just glanced at it casually and skipped it, and didn't pay attention to what her latest identity was.

Who called her to talk about love, in order to fall in love, she has changed hundreds of names in the past few thousand years, so that all the demons in Xishu are used to calling her Rabbit Essence, as for what is the rabbit essence called recently...... Who cares.

It seems like three words?

"Qiao ......" but Feng He couldn't think of it, "Qiao what." ”

The clock on the wall clicked, and the hour, minute and second hands skipped past 12 o'clock in unison, and a new round of rotation began.

"What do you think I'm looking at?!"

Officer Li's face was not good, he felt that the girl was probably deliberate, so he didn't pay attention to the strength in his hand, and put the pen he had just picked up on the table.

With a "snap", the door of the mediation room also opened.

"Inspector Li, how can there be someone like you, and you are not a prisoner."

A bright-looking policewoman pushed the door in her arms with two folders, "People are about the same age as your daughter, and you are drinking and slapping the table with people here." ”

"My daughter is only in junior high school!"

"Almost."

She stuffed the folder into the arms of Officer Li, who was a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "A mother-in-law and aunt are fighting, and a five-brother divides the family property, which one do you choose?" ”

He turned his head again and smiled at Feng He: "Little sister, don't be afraid, it's okay, think slowly." ”

Officer Li looked at the person suspiciously, he knew that the leader in front of him, who had always been above the top, felt that he had wronged himself when he came to a place like the police station, and only loved to go to other people's criminal investigation and economic investigation in front of him, and he was still in the mood to take care of such a little girl?

Of course, it may also be that they simply don't want to compete with the seven aunts and eight aunts.

However, mediating family disputes is his strength, and it is better than following the master in front of him who can't break a fart for half a day.

He grabbed the folder and tried to find some yards for himself: "Okay, brother will help you today, then I'll leave it to you here." ”

Slipped away.

"Hey, man."

The policewoman unabashedly scoffed at the back of the slamming door.

She took off her hat, revealing her delicate and capable curly hair, sat opposite Feng He, picked up the pen that the man had just thrown away, and said with a smile: "My name is Jiang Ruyi, I should be much older than you, you can call me Officer Jiang, or you can call me sister." ”

Feng He was obviously stunned for a moment.

The last time she was asked to call herself her sister was the Yellow Emperor's daughter Dry Fish.

It is rumored that the goddess in Tsing Yi drove away the rain with her body in the battle of Zhuolu, lost all her mana, and helped her father and brother defeat Chiyou, but she finally fell to the nine heavens and escaped into the demon road.

Feng He was born hundreds of years after the war, and when he met the drought, the Si people had long since lost their former style, and the appearance of this Jiang police officer in front of him was much better than that goddess, but the title of sister was destined to be unspeakable.

He could only speak, "Hello Officer Jiang." ”

She spent two days in the small village next to the cave, and she more or less knew that the "police officer" was about the same tolerance as the yamen a thousand years ago. However, this Huaxia country is different from those previous dynasties, and women can also be tolerances, which is quite novel.

"Well, Fenghe, a nice name."

This policewoman's social skills are much stronger than the male officer just now, and the low air pressure just now is of course gone. Jiang Ruyi flipped through the notebook left by his predecessor and said casually, "Do you have this surname, it's the first time I've seen it." ”

"Yes, both the Fuxi clan and the Nuwa clan are surnamed Feng." Feng He replied very seriously.

In fact, except for the things she really didn't know and couldn't say, she answered them all with nothing wrong. The rabbit spirit emphasized in the manual that it must never go against the government.

But this answer was obviously unexpected by Jiang Ruyi, she quietly concealed the surprise in her eyes, and smiled, "That's it." ”

She wrote something on the previous piece of paper with a pen, and glanced up at Feng He again, "Do you also like to wear Hanfu?" ”

"Hanfu?" Feng He frowned.

The costume of the Han Dynasty? But she is obviously wearing the costumes of the Song Dynasty, what is this person trying to do?

Seeing that Feng He's cold face had an expression, Jiang Ruyi smiled and leaned forward, as if she really wanted to talk to the little sister who was gossiping:

"Since Qiao Zhenzhen acted in the TV series "The Son of Heaven of the Great Song Dynasty", the Song-made Hanfu has become popular, and I often see little girls about the same age as you on the street wearing Hanfu to go shopping."

Feng He breathed a sigh of relief.

It turns out that now I call the clothes I wear Hanfu.

Also, the last time I came out to hang out was a thousand years ago, and it's not surprising that human clothes have been updated, and I'm still wearing clothes from a thousand years ago to swagger through the market, and I'm too stupid, but fortunately, what's there, uh, TV series, to clear yourself from the siege.

She looked curiously at the woman named Jiang Ruyi in front of her—almost exactly the same clothes as the fierce man just now, well, dark blue top, dark blue pants, with words on them, and white lines printed on them.

I recalled that the people I had just seen when I came out of the cave were also wearing dark blue shirts and dark blue pants, which must be the fashionable way to wear them.

It's just that the color of this pattern is slightly different, and the characters are not quite the same.

Speaking of words, Feng He felt that he had to find a master somewhere to learn, and now this word has become not quite the same as before, and it is a little tadpole-like. Fortunately, as the most diligent and studious monster under Shizun, this problem should not be difficult for her.

The person in front of him clearly began to wander after looking at himself, Jiang Ruyi was a little speechless, it turned out that it was not the business ability of the surname Li, this girl was really difficult to deal with.

Fortunately, she graduated from psychology and is very good at mastering the rhythm of conversation, seeing that Feng He didn't answer, she changed her direction and continued to do things seemingly casually: "Do you like Qiao Zhenzhen?" ”

Qiao Zhenzhen, the most popular first-line actress at the moment, has almost played anything since her debut, such as a fake national actress, from an eighty-year-old grandmother to an eighteen-year-old girl, it can be said that everyone knows everything.

Generally speaking, it's safest to talk about this kind of popular topic with someone who has a psychological defense.

"Huh?"

Feng He was still immersed in thinking about finding her master, and this question was a bit sudden for her. However, why does the name Qiao Zhenzhen sound so familiar?

That's right.

Feng He patted his head, and the hairpin ring on his head shook.

Isn't the latest name of the rabbit spirit called Qiao Zhenzhen?

She also said that she could find her by phone after she woke up, and she also remarked very intimately that everyone has a "phone", and she can find someone to borrow one after she leaves the customs.

"Excuse me...... Is there a phone? Feng He asked cautiously, "I want to call." ”

Jiang Ruyi's eyes lit up when she heard her say this.

In fact, they had been gossiping about this little girl in the duty room all morning.

First of all, the female household registration police next door who is a fan of Hanfu said that the accessories on the girl's body are all real guys, and they have to be worth five figures, maybe six figures.

Second, the Xishu Mountains are located on the plateau, except for the sun and the wind, most of the locals' skin is rough and red, this girl has fair and delicate skin, and her accent is not like the locals.

Third, when the workers who built the high-speed rail met her, she was as neatly packed as she is now, and her emotions have been very stable, and she is most likely not a victim of abduction and kidnapping.

Combined with her refusal to disclose her identity information, there is a great possibility that the daughter of a wealthy family had a conflict with her parents, ran away from home to play in the mountains and rivers, accidentally got lost, and had to find someone for help, but she was unwilling to go back to her parents' house.

Now I came to ask for a phone, which means that the girl should have figured it out and is ready to contact her family.

Jiang Ruyi breathed a long sigh of relief and was done.

Now the law and order are good, and there is not even a job to catch thieves. As a dignified Master of Psychology from the University of Law, she really doesn't want to stay in this police station where in addition to mediating family conflicts is to repair water and electricity meters for people in need.

I heard that a new reconnaissance detachment has been set up in the city bureau, and some young people who are good at solving problems will be transferred to various units.

To put it simply, she needs to rush for performance recently.

"Speed! Happy Police Station Police Flower Help: A Lost Mountain Girl Finds Her Relatives"——

She has thought of the title, and then she will ask the director to write a letter of recommendation, with the blessing of public opinion, and it is not easy to transfer a job or something.

Jiang Ru smiled and handed over the new folding screen mobile phone that had been replaced last month.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, just hit casually."

When she saw Feng He pick up her phone and look at it suspiciously, she smiled a little proudly.

This phone has not been officially released yet, it is a prototype used for testing in my boyfriend's company, and I can't buy it even if I have money, so most people have never seen the real thing, and it is normal to be a little curious.

Jiang Ruyi kindly reminded: "This folding screen is no different from others, you can just hit it directly." ”

"Straight hit?" Feng He was wondering if he didn't have enough strength, why hadn't Qiao Zhenzhen appeared yet.

"Well, just hit it."

"Okay."

With her master's approval, she put her phone on the table in front of her and raised her fist.

Jiang Ruyi: ???