Chapter 7 Stay away from immortal energy

That's fine.

According to the experience just now, Feng He climbed onto the hospital bed with the word "47" printed on it, sat cross-legged at the head of the bed, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

It was her first moment of solitude in three days since she left the country.

It's too hard to pretend to be a person.

I don't know how the rabbit spirit has endured it all these years, what kind of game is this called in the world, it's clearly a tribulation, okay? Could it be that she is cultivating the way of Buddhism, and she still wants to become a bodhisattva?

Thinking of her peach blossom eyes that deceived many men, Feng He shook his head.

No way, no way.

At the same time, in Xinhai City, more than 1,600 kilometers away, Qiao Zhenzhen sneezed several times in a row.

Coincidentally, she was shooting a flour commercial.

The actor who played the actor was already miserable on his head and face.

"What's the matter with you?" Sister Mei was heartbroken outside the court, and quickly apologized to the other party's agent, "I'm really sorry." ”

In exchange for a very reluctant smile, "It's okay, do you Zhenzhen have a cold?" ”

"Sister Zhenzhen, why don't you take some medicine?" The actor is a newcomer who has just been poached from the disbanded idol group in their company, and he has the lowest rank in the audience, so he naturally doesn't dare to be angry, so he can only be as well-behaved as a chicken.

"Yes, we have cold powder here, who is it, you go and soak it." The brand is not in a hurry, a line of big flowers, it would be good to be invited at this price, what more bicycles, "everyone rest for fifteen minutes." ”

Qiao Zhenzhen also felt very strange.

I, the thousand-year-old (pseudo) demon, have a cold? How can it be?

But it doesn't matter, the ladder has been set up for her, and she has to act: "I'm sorry guys, maybe I read the book for a long time last night, I didn't pay attention, and I caught a cold." Ahem. ”

"Sister Zhenzhen is too dedicated."

"It's just that the people are beautiful, the acting skills are good, and the people are dedicated."

The elves in the studio began to ramble on compliments.

"I'm so sorry, brother."

She didn't forget to apologize to the "white-haired" actor with guilt, and turned her head to Sister Mei and said, "Isn't there still an invitation to today's dinner, just give it to my brother, and we'll just go together after filming later." ”

Sister Mei's face was a little ugly, Qiao Zhenzhen had always cared about these trivial matters, and she was originally going to take this invitation to give favors.

"Really! Thank you so much! ”

The reluctance in the smile of the other party's agent was wiped out in an instant, and he knew the level of the dinner, that is, to the extent that his family artists didn't want to squeeze in for a few years, these few mouthfuls of flour were worth eating!

"Huh...... Okay......" Sister Mei reluctantly took out a very delicately made envelope from her bag and handed it over.

"Thank you, Sister Zhenzhen!" The newcomers were flattered.

"It's a trivial matter, so I should accompany you." Qiao Zhenzhen didn't bother to take it to heart, she took the cold medicine handed by the staff, and thought while taking a sip, who missed her?

Impossible, absolutely impossible, nine out of ten of the people she knew turned to ashes.

It can't be her thighs nagging at her, and if she wakes up, she won't call her.

Qiao Zhenzhen thought and drank the medicine in one gulp.

I have to say that human beings have made great progress over the years, this medicine looks black, but it is not bitter at all, and even a little sweet, the so-called scientific and technological progress is really for the benefit of mankind, and it also benefits her demon who does not like to endure hardship.

No, wait.

It's broken.

What if her thighs really won't call?

……

The noise from above quickly stopped, and Hachi hadn't woken up yet.

Feng He took out the things hidden in his arms, and it was time to take a serious look at the manual that the rabbit spirit had left for him.

I have to say that this manual is in very poor condition.

If it weren't for the fact that she had already read it once and knew that this thing was left by the rabbit spirit over the years, she really had to wonder which fragment of the thousand-year-old tomb it had been dug up.

Why didn't he teach her how to communicate Yujian in the first place?

Forget it, with the Tao of the rabbit spirit, the communication jade slip made was hit like this, and it is estimated that nothing can be read.

Feng He sighed and opened the half-lost cover—

[Article 1, you must not let people know that you are a demon. 】

[Article 2, if your life is not in danger, you must not use mana.] 】

[Article 3: Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely cannot oppose the government. 】

……

As you can see from the handwriting, these terms were not written all at once.

The first few are still written with a brush and can be called beautiful small letters, and then there are intermittent handwriting of various colors, which seems to be added later.

The pages are somewhat torn, but most of the contents are legible.

[Fourth, you must not become a real person in front of others.] 】

[Fifth, you must not be different from others.] 】

……

Feng He read it one by one, thinking in her mind by the way, she shouldn't have done anything strange these days, right?

She turned her head to look at Xiao Ba, then looked up at the ceiling, and then thought of the previous Officer Jiang, Officer Xiao Xia, and that Dr. Lin, and a stone fell to the ground in her heart-

Now the people in this Huaxia country are much stranger than me.

She then scanned the mutilated manual in her hand, nodding her head as she read it.

Well, this one doesn't.

Well, this one doesn't either.

……

Very good, Feng He is in a very happy mood.

Unlike the others of her kind, she felt that she had always been a cautious demon, and although their cat clan had nine lives, they could not be easily wasted.

A fellow citizen from the West once said that there is a proverb on their side that says curiosity kills a cat.

Obviously, in her case, it doesn't apply.

So, to be on the safe side, she decided to copy the booklet left by the rabbit spirit these days.

This booklet is so broken.

I was in a bit of a hurry last time, but I haven't noticed it yet.

Not only was a lot of this booklet destroyed, but in some places, it was thought that the mountain spring water seeping from the cave had flowed into the small magic vessels, and there were often two pages of wet paper dried in one place.

Feng He once again sighed in his heart that the rabbit spirit's Taoism was really too bad.

You can't use mana, so you have to open it carefully-

【Far away from the immortals】

【Far away from the immortals】

【Far away from the immortals】

On the two pages that were opened, they were written in a cinnabar-colored pen with the four big characters "Away from the fairy spirit".

Oh, it's fine.

Maybe other demons need it, but she Fenghe doesn't need the rabbit spirit to remind her like this.

In the past thousands of years, every time she came to the world, she was frightened away by the fairy energy.

It's strange to say, their demon clan and the immortal clan have always gotten along well, and the kind of big demon who has cultivated the Tao often enters the immortal realm and goes to the Nine Heavens to ask for an official to do it.

For example, she later learned that

The little goldfish demon who went to Liu Che Lao'er's court to be a big official, once used the pseudonym Dongfang Shuo in the human world, and later did not study under Emperor Donghua in the same way, and went to Abbot Xianshan to be a little fairy, and I heard that he also showed tea to the big apprentice of the Xuanjiao mage they visited.

That is the Emperor of Donghua, the dignified prince of the East, the head of all the male immortals, and he has never disliked him as a little goldfish demon.

is her Fenghe demon, and her friendship with the immortals is not shallow.

I still remember that when she first came to the human world, she happened to fall in front of the Martial King's array, and was almost accidentally injured by Jiang Ziya holding the immortal weapon of Lu Zhuzhen.

After Lu Jian Zhenren knew about this, he also compensated her a few immortal fruits of West Kunlun, well, the last half went into the belly of the rabbit essence.

It's humans, who bully their goblins with immortal weapons.

Feng He shook his head.

As the so-called Hades is easy to see, the little ghosts are difficult, which can be said to have the same effect.

In the human world, if you want to live, you should stay away from the immortal qi.