Chapter Twenty-Six: Escape

Feng He looked at the barbed wire outside the window, and then at Xiaoba.

The appearance of crawling on Hachi's head came to mind, which was weird, but it wasn't unacceptable.

"Yes, yes, that's right, but I can't get on the Internet right now, oops, it's hard to explain to you."

Xiaoba scratched his head and asked the "ancient people" how to explain the matter of the "net".

Feng He looked at Xiao Ba, who was scratching his ears and cheeks, "This is not difficult." ”

"Huh? Do you have access to the internet? Hurry up and show me. Hachi was excited.

Modern people would rather eat without meat than live without the Internet!

Emotional Xiaohe's amnesia is still intermittent, in fact, he secretly brought a mobile phone or something?

That's right, the clothes she wore when she came were layered and she had a mobile phone.

But doesn't she know what a cell phone is?

Did you bring a computer? Flat?

Xiaoba was thinking about it, when she suddenly felt a black shadow passing in front of her, and she subconsciously turned her head to look over-

"Sleep! Trough! ”

The delicate and lovely girl bowed up, grabbed the barbed wire outside the window with her limbs, and there was still a trace of coquettishness on her immature face.

With that slapping voiceβ€”

"Is that so? But you don't feel anything, do you? ”

It seems that the color of the department logo on her chest is more vivid.

Hachi was stunned for three seconds before he remembered to pull someone.

"You'd better get down here!"

She didn't see how Feng He came down.

In short, the girl in front of her is still cute and cute, but she can't be associated with "Little Bird Yiren" anymore.

"So, I'm not going to be able to access the Internet the right way?"

Seeing the unpredictable expression on Xiao Ba's face, Feng He felt that he had done something wrong.

No wonder she didn't feel the kind of ...... she said I have all the knowledge, and I feel like I'm empowered.

Surfing the Internet is equivalent to empowerment, well, that should be the case.

"Oh no, no, no, what about this net, it's not this net."

Xiaoba felt that it was difficult to explain with his own knowledge, so it was better to be anti-guest: "You can't really be a woman from ancient times who traveled to modern times, right?" ”

Feng He shook his head.

After a few days in the human world, she also learned that crossing is a supernatural phenomenon that cannot be explained by science, and she obviously can't recognize it.

Xiao Babi said: "But the one just now, it's light work, right?" ”

Feng He was at a loss.

She hasn't read martial arts novels, so naturally she doesn't know what light gong is.

It was just a light jump, and no spells were used.

But looking at Hachi's expression, she obviously did something extraordinary just now.

I had to admit it: "Uh, yes." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Hachi's eyes lit up: "Wow! Teach me, teach me! I want to learn too! ”

"Well, just bow down, exert force on your back legs, and then, just jump." Feng He could only demonstrate it again.

I saw the black shadow flash in front of her eyes again, and the girl was "on the net" again, and said without breathing: "It's very simple." ”

Hachi still didn't see it clearly.

But since Xiao He said it was simple, then he wouldn't, doesn't it mean that he is stupid?

Though...... Hind legs? It's a weird word.

Thoughts flashed through his mind, but his attention was snatched away by "how to learn light skills", and Xiaoba didn't think much about it.

She tried it with all her might, well, just jumped on the spot twice.

"I'll try again?"

"Why not?"

"Come again!"

Her indomitable spirit was brought into full play by her.

In the monitoring room here, the attention of the nurse on duty was attracted by the screen marked "47-48".

Forty-eight beds have been bouncing around the bed.

Every once in a while, a black shadow flashed through the camera.

She didn't see Feng He.

The barbed wire fence on the window is firm, so there is no fear of the patient tossing, so the monitoring is diagonally to the bed from the outside.

The windows and walls are just the dead corners of the lens.

She wondered, "What are they throwing here?" ”

Then he picked up the walkie-talkie: "Go to two people and look at forty-seven beds and forty-eight beds, what are they doing?" "Don't be anything contraband.

So when the two nurses, one fat and one thin, appeared at the door of the ward, Feng He had already sat back on the bed and rested, and Xiaoba was still dying.

Doesn't this kid usually sit on the bed honestly?

Is this sick again?

"Forty-eight beds, what are you doing?" The fat nurse spoke.

"Hey, don't make a fuss, I'm practicing light skills." Hachi waved his hand.

It looks like Xiao He, who is soft and weak, why can't she.

It must have been that she wasn't trying hard enough.

The two nurses didn't speak, they looked at each other.

has been working for many years, and this look signals that the two of them are really familiar with each other-

"Debriefing?"

"Dose up!"

……

"Longevity! Hop hop hop hop your uncle! ”

Hachi practiced for about twenty minutes, and the patients in the ward downstairs finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Every time there is a commotion upstairs, the doctors and nurses will only prevaricate them, and the psychiatric department upstairs will understand and be a little more tolerant.

Tolerance? Be tolerant of your sister.

"It's amazing to be mentally ill!?"

"Uh......"

According to the usual habit, Hachi must have scolded back.

But today I feel a little bit of a loss, after all, it is my own problem that Xiaohe is easy to get on the Internet.

"Forget it, don't practice." She felt quite tired, too.

Downstairs, when I saw that the jumping sound stopped, I obviously lost my temper, "popped", and closed the window.

"That...... In fact. Feng He felt that Xiaoba was deceived a little miserably by himself.

"It's okay, this kind of kung fu should have been practiced a long, long time ago." Hachi stared at the ceiling, "I still have to tie sandbags or something when I watch TV dramas." ”

"Well, yes." Indeed, Feng He didn't lie, it would have been thousands of years.

"Then I'm out of the picture." Xiaoba turned his head, his eyes full of envy, "But although I can't get on this network, I will teach you to surf the Internet when I have the opportunity in the future." ”

It's finally a prevarication.

Feng He breathed a sigh of relief, but Xiao Ba repeatedly mentioned what this net aroused her interest.

"Isn't it this net?" She pointed to the barbed wire fence outside the window.

"Oh, no, you've forgotten all the modern stuff."

Speaking of surfing the Internet, Xiao Bamei danced, "But let me tell you, there are a lot of fun things on the Internet, you can watch the news, chase dramas, read novels, play games, ......"

Why is it playing games again?

Game...... Who the hell did you mess with?

Forget it, in short, judging from Xiaoba's expression, it should be a good thing, Feng He secretly wrote it down.

A nurse came over with a small cart, looked at Hachi dancing and comparing paintings, and said:

"Forty-eight beds, I'm quite energetic today."

"Can a mentally ill person not be mentally ill?"

"Okay, okay, hurry up and take your medicine."

Xiaoba turned his head and saw her pushing those bottles and cans, and his expression was abrupt, "Can I not eat it?" ”

"Of course not, you can only get better after taking medicine."

The nurse was very gentle, poured a glass of water, and handed it to Hachi along with a few small pills of different colors.

"Hey, I don't think that's too much."

"No, it's all on prescription. You see. ”

"Okay, okay."

The nurse looked at her and swallowed the medicine before leaving.

"You read the book by yourself, I'll sleep for a while, and I'll be sleepy after taking this medicine." Hachi crawled back to his bed and covered the quilt: "Remember to call me for lunch." ”

"Okay, you can sleep." Feng He's jaw head.

Hachi fell asleep, and the room became extremely quiet.

Feng He was thirsty for knowledge, and he finished reading the book "Chinese Characters Can Talk" in three or two clicks, and the simplified characters are indeed very easy to recognize.

Now you don't have to translate everything for Hachi.

She took the book "Five Thousand Years Up and Down" again and looked at the table of contents:

Pangu opens the world? Shennong tastes herbs? The Battle of Zhuolu?

It turned out to be a book about history.

Feng He casually flipped through a few pages.

The previous myths and stories were written in a mess, far from what she remembered, and it was really impossible to count.

However, thinking of the attitude of today's Huaxia people towards immortals, it is normal.

But just like Di Jun, Chang Xi, Xi He, and Shao Hao, these gods who once ruled over all things, didn't even leave a name in this book, which is a bit embarrassing.

"Forty-seven beds, I have your phone, come with me to pick it up."

The little nurse who had been pushing the cart just now hurried back again.

"Phone? Looking for me? Feng He was suspicious.

It's supposed to be a rabbit spirit.

She didn't say anything on that phone call in the morning, and she could know...... Human stuff is amazing.

"That's right, come on, come on, I'll have lunch at noon right away." The nurse beckoned to her.

Feng He nodded and got out of bed.

I followed her to the nurse's station with my slippers.

The microphone was taken down and lay quietly on the table.

For some reason, he should have been very happy, but Feng He had a trace of inexplicable emotion in his heart, and suddenly hesitated.

"You take it."

The nurse picked up the microphone and stuffed it into her hand, "Otherwise, it will not be good to keep occupying the line." ”

"Oh...... Good. ”

Feng He took a deep breath.

I, the four-thousand-year-old demon.

Why be afraid of a phone call?

She plucked up her courage, put the earpiece to her ear, learned the method that Hachi taught her, and said, "Hey? It's a rabbit...... Chastity? ”

The voice from the earpiece made her hair explode-

"Cat demon?"

It seems that she has been waiting for a long time, and the cold male voice sounds a little lazy, but the words are like knives, engraved in her heart.

"Run."