"That's it...... Is it appropriate to learn from that person to call? ”

"What's wrong with that? Am I rushing for performance?! ”

The man who spoke was holding a running X201i, poked and poked left, and nodded right: "Eh, this thing, why is it stuck again?" ”

"This ...... It's more than ten years ago, right!? ”

"Oh, it's only been more than ten years, is it a long time?" This person pulled up a bitter gourd face, and when he looked closely, there was a festivity on his eyebrows that could not be shaken off, and the two completely different temperaments were properly integrated.

In layman's terms, it is on everyone's laughter.

"I said, Old Immortal Master Yue, can you accept this expression? is a handsome guy, why do you have to take the funny route? ”

"Don't call me Yue Lao, please call me by my full name, Yuefu Emperor Jun Miaoguo Su Yue Tianzun."

“……”

"Or Xiao Yueyue."

"Xiao Yueyue."

"Huh!"

The small building with the plaque "Heavenly Marriage Referral Service Center" was built at the beginning of the last century in the newly renovated old town.

The red-brick houses next to it, painted in new paint, huddle around the small, dilapidated western-style building, huddled in the shadow of the surrounding high-rises.

On the south side, a shallow, indistinct river meanders through it.

The room was very empty, the crystal chandelier in the front hall was wiped clean, and under the lamp, there was a dirty desk, which I don't know from which second-hand market.

The nameplate on it was polished and shiny, and it read: Gold medal matchmaker Yue Yue.

On the opposite side of the table, the brown sofa on the opposite side has worn out the skin, and there is a white-faced gentleman, holding a copy of "National Geographic", and there are words in his mouth:

"Back then, I was the best here, and the so-called Yang Yi Yi Yi Yi II is also. Now those stunned young people have passed one by one, and the years are really unforgiving. ”

"You have it, you, the Great Shrine God of the Xishu Realm who has not stepped down for more than 2,000 years, how many can there be in this Huaxia Kingdom? It's not like me, no food! Yue Yue said.

He looked up from the screen of his notebook, and his face was gloomy: "Why do you say we don't have business here?" ”

"Is there a possibility that your name is not good?" Rong Jin pouted.

"What's wrong? Isn't the kingdom of heaven the heavenly court, how bright it is? It's not as good as the one across the street, the little matchmaker matchmaking agency. Yue Yue scolded and scolded.

After all, Rong Jin has been in the world for a long time, and after thinking about it, he still explained: "As for the current Chinese people, they all like to call the place where people go after death to be called the Kingdom of Heaven, well, to be honest, you sound like a marriage to someone." ”

"Fart! Am I good at having professional ethics? Yue Yue slapped the table.

He twisted a pair of thick eyebrows and said, "You go and inquire, I took this job from the hands of Taiyin Xingjun, go up to the Supreme God, down to the underworld, what horse has always been with what saddle, which marriage has crossed the yin and yang?" ”

Seeing that he was really annoyed, Rong Jin had to raise his hand: "I'm just guessing, I can't take it seriously." ”

"Humph!" Yue Yue sat back on the stool and seriously picked up his broken computer.

Rong Jin raised his eyebrows, I heard that this person went to buy it a few days ago...... Oh, it's time to call the customer to drain the online class.

Looking at his dejected appearance, it is estimated that the money has been wasted.

Rong Jin dragged his chin, and the two big words "watching the play" were written all over his face.

Immortals also gossip.

He thought about it, and finally asked: "Then again, Lu Gui Shenjun is the son of Emperor Jun and the only successor of Shaohao, you just fooled him like this, and when you think about it when you go back, you can't punish you?" ”

"I'm afraid of a fart, aren't you also an accomplice?"

Looking at a few eye-catching "0s" in the background data of the drainage software, Yue Yue was angry:

"Yunxian County is under the jurisdiction of Xishu, if you don't provide me with a tip, can I know when the cat demon will be out of the customs? Where is it at this time? ”

"Ahem, the cat demon in your mouth, but Nuwa Niangniang's adopted daughter, the personal disciple of the Buddha's protector, and the ...... of the Queen Mother of the West" Rong Jin began to wreak his fingers again.

"Stop, I don't mean to be disrespectful, don't people not receive the immortal position of our immortal clan, I really can't find a title." Yue Yue stood up and stopped, "Don't read it." ”

"The ...... of the Queen Mother of the West"

"Count me in."

"Okay."

The corners of Rong Jin's mouth hooked up a smile.

He could more or less guess that this little moon old man who had just received the immortal position more than a thousand years ago was ...... Ah no, it's Xiao Yueyue, and now suddenly the nether realm is what's going on.

Legend has it that a certain goddess promised her son a baby kiss to the Queen Mother of the West, which involved many past events thousands of years ago. However, this incident is too long, and even an immortal of his qualifications doesn't know much about the details.

Oh, of course, it could also be because he was small.

It doesn't matter, Rong Jin doesn't want to know that much.

What does this kind of secret matter involving the gods concern him as an earth immortal? Mainly looking at Yue Yue's bitter gourd face, the thief was festive.

"Squeak"

The door was pushed open.

Long, powerful legs crossed the threshold that had been loosened.

The man walked in with a straight face and put the black cat in his arms on the desk: "You cat." ”

"Ah...... Xiao Lu. ”

Yue Yue quickly pulled the stall in front of him into his arms, and put the hot notebook into his bag, "The two of us are about to go out." ”

"Ah, yes, yes, get out." Rong Jin on the sofa also bounced up violently and threw the book back to the magazine shelf next to him.

Before he could react, two black shadows burst out from front of him. The door was windless and automatic, and it slammed behind him with a "snap".

Lu Gui looked at the cat on the table with cold fur and didn't know what to do for a while.

Feng He didn't know what to do.

On the way here, she still felt that this person was hugging too tightly, and she was about to slip to the place.

And now, she has a strong sense of crisis.

There is a ...... in this room It's so rich in fairy energy.

Just the two of them who went out just now, it is impossible to cultivate without one or two thousand years of cultivation.

She carefully retracted her paws into her arms, forming a cat-ball with only a small head and watery eyes staring at the man in front of her.

It's also the only ordinary person in this room that can be confirmed now.

Although it was not clear what his intention was to bring himself back, it was better to relax his vigilance first, and then take advantage of the absence of those two to flee directly.

Fortunately, he came over and remembered the way himself, and it was not far from the hospital......

But why does this person always stare at himself like this?

Feng He's brain spun fast.

Is it because you don't act like a cat? By the way, how did Doudou say that it came to the master's house? Oh, it seems to be......

She rolled off.

Seeing that the other party didn't react, he rolled again.

She can't be coquettish, but she can learn it, plus her flickering eyes...... Shouldn't it be a big problem to show favor like this?

Lu He frowned.

He looked at the suddenly started rolling around on the desk, rubbing the gray cat, silently took out his mobile phone, and sent a message.

[When will you be back?] 】

[I'm not coming back today, I'm a temporary desertion, you take care of the cat. 】

The matchmaker has to go on a business now?

Lu Gui looked at his phone, and then at the black cat. Oh, a gray cat, to be exact.

He thought for a moment and sent another message:

[Gotta add money.] 】

[Please collect: 5,000 Chinese yuan]

[There is also 250, food expenses.] 】

？？？

Yue Yuehu was suspicious, turned his head, and looked at Shang Rongjin with a pitiful and lamentable look.

Rong Jin expressed his satisfaction with this questioning bitterness, and patted him on the shoulder: "You have to pay back the sins you have done." ”

Okay......

[Please collect: 250 Chinese dollars]

[Accepted: 250 Chinese dollars]

[Received: 5,000 Chinese dollars]

Yue Yue looked at the words on the screen, let out a sad cry from the bottom of his heart, and shouted: "Damn! What a bad quality this has to be, and add money! I just received an order from a rich woman, and the money in my hand hasn't been covered yet......"

When Rong Jin heard this, his face was full of surprise, and he said, "Rich woman? ”

"Not what you think!" Yue Yue turned his head and looked at the complicated look in Rong Jin's eyes, thinking that this land had been mixed in the world for a long time, and it was really not pure.

Rong Jin was angry: "What did I think?" I didn't think about it! ”

The immortals who are out of tune always have mouths that don't fit in tune.

"Hmph, but that's okay." After arguing for a few words, Yue Yue suddenly changed to a cheap smile.

When things go wrong, there must be demons, Rong Jin suddenly had a bad premonition: "What are you laughing at?" ”

I saw Yue Yue thief and handed the mobile phone to him, which read: "What is the rich woman...... Heavily? What is asking for a child? ”

"What do you mean?"

"I sent you a picture."

“！！！！”