Chapter 37: Great Disrespect
"So who made that call?"
"I don't know, but I didn't dare to stay, so I escaped."
"It's a little weird, but it's good that you're okay, anyway, this person didn't bully you, right?"
"No...... He's not bad. ”
"Hey, you're in love?"
"What nonsense! I only met him for the first time today! ”
Feng He, Qiao Zhenzhen, encrypted call......
In Lu Gui's eyes, it was his cat and a girl meowing around together, but the cat obviously loved to play with her.
No, it was already "meowing" from five o'clock in the afternoon to the sunset, and she refused to ask her to eat, saying that she had eaten before coming.
This cat sitter is quite professional. There are also too many new professions now.
But one thing to say, she looks good, she didn't do anything to realize her appearance, and she did things in a down-to-earth manner, this girl is still not ......
In the distance, there was another "! ”
Forget it, you can't just praise people.
Looking at the [Tunguska Explosive Codex (Russian Unique)] that had been in the collection for an unknown amount of time, Lu Gui clicked to buy it, paid for it, and then turned his head: "Don't swear and bring bad cats." ”
"Oh, got it."
Qiao Zhenzhen stuck out her tongue.
Although from a female star to a nanny...... This change is a bit steep.
But for the sake of Fenghe, she did not hesitate to go to the soup and fire, and she is still so soft and cute now. Qiao Zhenzhen stretched out her hand and stroked the black cat's fur in a similar manner.
So comfortable!! It is worthy of 4,000 years of warm cultivation......
Feeling that she was still a little presumptuous, she withdrew her hand again.
Not?
Feng He lay on the head of the bed, half of this enjoyment, and stopped abruptly, why didn't he touch it?
To be honest, after so many years, it is the first time to enjoy the joy of being a cat.
She opened her eyes in confusion, but she just met Qiao Zhenzhen's peach blossom eyes full of gossip. Ah, forget it, I'm embarrassed to ask her for a touch.
Qiao Zhenzhen didn't think about it so much, and returned to encrypted call mode: "Is it really the first day of meeting?" It's like he's familiar with you, cat, and it's so affectionate. ”
"Really, really!"
Feng He secretly made up his mind that he must hide the matter of taking a bath.
Qiao Zhenzhen had a look of understanding on her face, and stopped asking.
"Okay, I'm working as an actor now, and I've signed a brokerage company in Xinhai City, and the past two years can be regarded as a small fire." After chatting about Feng He's experience in the past few days, Qiao Zhenzhen finally began to talk about herself. In the past thousand years, there have been many interesting stories, but unfortunately there are not many listeners.
"What do you mean by a small fire?"
"It's just, it's a relatively famous actor." Qiao Zhenzhen was proud.
The main reason is that she hasn't had time to look at the scarf yet, and she doesn't know how far she is out of the circle.
remembered the scene of watching "The Son of Heaven of the Great Song Dynasty" with everyone in the hospital, it turned out that this was called Xiaohuo, Feng He tilted his head: "So, go to be an actor...... Isn't it for falling in love again? ”
Qiao Zhenzhen wanted to touch her head, but she didn't dare, and she could only give a thumbs up to her half-stretched hand: "Wow, you're so smart!" ”
"What does this mean?"
"That's what you mean."
"Oh, got it."
Feng He stretched out his claws, and the cat praised it.
"By the way, what's this person's name?" Qiao Zhenzhen pointed behind her.
Earlier, Lu Gui originally wanted her to live in the ear room rented by Yue Yue, but after opening the door, he found that he really couldn't live in it.
So I cleaned up the small room on the left side of the second floor.
The doors were open on both sides, just enough to face the desk in the master bedroom, and from a distance, the man was busy at the desk, and the warm light of the lamp shrouded his back.
"Hmm...... What is it called, Xiao Lu? Feng He recalled.
The events of the afternoon happened so fast that the only thing that was certain was that there were still two immortals in the house.
According to Qiao Zhenzhen, one of them should be Rong Jin Xianjun, the god of Xishu Society, and the other is not clear. If you don't feel wrong, it seems to be the incarnation of someone's human world, and the appearance of a fairy around is not enough.
"Xiao Lu? I feel...... He was a complete mortal. Qiao Zhenzhen thought about it, and eliminated all the gods, demons, and immortals who were still mixed in the human world, and always felt that there was no such person in Shu.
With her low cultivation, she couldn't feel the slightest immortal aura around that person, but she didn't know if Feng He would have any other opinions.
"Well, it's supposed to be mortal, that's right." Feng He nodded.
"That's great, I think you can try it!" Qiao Zhenzhen pulled up her cat's paw excitedly.
"Meow?"
"Try to fall in love!"
Fenghe: ......
This topic goes around and around, why is it back to falling in love, she doesn't understand, this rabbit spirit, ah no, you have to remember that her name is Qiao Zhenzhen now, it's been a thousand years or two, why isn't she tired?
Can this really make a goblin so enjoyable?
Feng He asked, "Actually, I've always wanted to know, why are you only in love with humans?" ”
"Hmm...... There is a saying that it is called a lifetime and a couple. ”
"How?"
"You think, love is very short, fairies, demons or something, the life span is too long, and it will feel very boring when you look at each other."
"Uh, so you're going to be a couple for the rest of your life......"
"After I change my identity, I can find another human to fall in love, and I won't be found out."
“……”
This logic is very tear-jerking.
I heard that she once owed a lot of love debts in the world, and she was also compiled into a book and sung by humans.
Feng He looked at Qiao Zhenzhen, who was overjoyed, and felt that she should go and collect those ancient books and adapt them into something...... TV series?
and then star in its true colors, and the effect must be very good.
For example, this Lu ...... Kyu? There are a lot of ancient books.
Hey?
"What are you thinking?" Qiao Zhenzhen found that the expression of the cat in front of her was wrong.
"Oh, nothing, I just remembered his name." Feng He mouthed Nunu towards the figure opposite.
He had just taken a shower...... Oh no, no, no, no, no
In short, while he was not paying attention, when he was rummaging through the cabinets, he saw a bundle of award certificates with names on them that he threw in the corner.
Oh yes, it's exactly the same as the stamp on the title page of those books. That's right.
"Hah! What is it called? Lu Yan? Lu Zhe? Lu Huan? Lu Chen? ”
Qiao Zhenzhen searched her stomach and read the names of the male protagonists in the scripts of the domineering presidents she had seen.
"Lu Gui."
"Lu Gui? What's the return? The return of the return? It can't be a turtle of a sea turtle, right? Qiao Zhenzhen savored, well, strange name.
"It's the Gui of Autumn Moon Rugui."
"Huh?" Qiao Zhenzhen was stunned, Qiu Yue Rugui knew that Qiu Yue Rugui was what she was?
Seeing her puzzled expression, Feng He felt that her human world had been mixed up for thousands of years, and the cat sighed:
"There are clouds in "Shuo Wen Jie Zi", Gui: Ruiyu also. Upper circle and lower circle. Gong Zhi Huan Gui, nine inches; Zhi Xin Gui, Bo Zhi Gui, all seven inches; The son holds Gubi, and the man holds Pubi, both five inches. to seal the Zhuqi. from heavy soil. Chu Jue has Zhigui. ”
Qiao Zhenzhen blinked her big eyes: "Can you translate it?" ”
Feng He was speechless, this book was brought back by Qiao Zhenzhen more than 2,000 years ago, why didn't she read it herself?
"It's just two dirt stacked on top of each other!"
"Oh, Lu Gui."
Qiao Zhenzhen nodded, nodded, and felt that something was wrong.
As if remembering something, he covered his mouth violently and said to himself: "This, this, this...... Isn't that disrespectful! ”
"What's so disrespectful?" Feng He was at a loss.
"That's it, that's the name." Qiao Zhenzhen explained in a panic, "Don't say it, don't say it, especially since you are still a black household, what if the divine thoughts of that god are swept over?" ”
"God? Why am I not impressed? Feng He quickly went through the names of the gods of the heavenly realm in her mind, and there was no reason why there was any god she didn't know.
Qiao Zhenzhen glanced at the sky outside the house in fear, hugged the black cat to her knees, and said softly: "It's normal that you don't know, you were already in retreat when that incident happened." ”
Feng He frowned.
Qiao Zhenzhen, who has always been heartless, was scared like this, which really made her curious:
"So, what the hell is going on?"