Chapter 340: Zhu Fatpang: I'm not going to do this emperor, come here, turtle son!
"Tut-tut, this is Miss Noble, it's really shameless!"
In the chaotic palace of the Grape King, two soldiers searched for João I, who did not know where to hide, while looking at the noble lady who was being guarded by his companion in a heap.
One of the slightly younger soldiers, his eyes shining and staring directly at a noble lady, the big half-exposed steamed bun on his chest, secretly swallowed his saliva.
"Smack!"
Suddenly, a slap fell from the sky on his head, and Haizi, as the leader of the commando team, pressed the soldier's head and stared at each other viciously head to head.
"Are you hungry? Do you want Lao Tzu to pull her over and let you eat two bites? ”
The soldier was not afraid, he smiled, and said shamelessly, "Oh head, and this good thing, see if you can bring me two, I have a big appetite." ”
Good guy, this guy's shamelessness is beyond Haizi's imagination.
Unhappy in his heart, he kicked on the other party's buttocks: "Fuck me out, as long as you can catch their king, Lao Tzu will find you the two biggest ones for you to eat, and suffocate you bastard." ”
"If you don't find it, not only do you want the fucking credit, but you also want the fucking to pick up a month's worth of shit for Lao Tzu, and now it will disappear from my eyes immediately, get out!"
"Okay, I'll get out!"
As soon as he heard that there was such a good thing, the soldier, who had been a little tired and had been killed, suddenly came up in spirit, and glanced fiercely at the noble lady he had fallen in love with, and reached out and nodded at the other party, "I want this for the first one." ”
After that, before Haizi stared and raised his feet, he hurriedly looked for João I, who didn't know where he was hiding, with a gun and a roar.
As for the punishment for not being found, the soldier didn't care at all.
He probably knows a lot about his own head.
Now such a big fire is not directed at him, but because he can't find the so-called king and is in a hurry.
I still want to get a knighthood with this credit, and the duck in my hand is about to fly, so it's strange if I'm not in a hurry.
After the Marines landed, they were so strong that they barely met any decent resistance before they reached the enemy's palace.
Beheading the enemy king and breaching the enemy's palace is a great achievement.
Not only will the court have a heavy reward, but the family tree will also have a single page, and future generations will be proud of it.
Such a great glory is in front of him, and even a man can't help it.
As the gap opened, the troops who had completed the discipline let the sheep go, and the soldiers and officers rushed in with a roar, trying to find the king, cut off his head, go back to receive the credit, and return to the Ming Dynasty in the future, so that they could arrogantly let their ancestors move their positions and make room for themselves.
Such a chaotic situation made Qi Yuan, as a commander, furious.
If the enemy still has a little brain, he can take advantage of this opportunity to turn defeat into victory.
With the victory in hand, Qi Yuan naturally did not allow the enemy to have a chance to turn the tables.
When everyone rushed in with a roar, he stood directly in the gap and fired a gun at the sky, stopping everyone with his majesty.
Although the soldiers were already crazy, they were not crazy enough to dare to attack the commander, and they all quickly stopped in place, waiting for orders.
Qi Yuan reprimanded the soldiers with a cold face, and then called all the officers out, first rewarded each with a whip, and then used the most primitive method to solve this problem.
This original method is to draw lots.
Those who draw the first lot are responsible for attacking the main palace, and those who draw the second and third lots are going to the next place.
As the commander of the First Army, Qi Yuan did not participate in this distribution.
No matter how this credit is divided, as the leader of the troops, he will lose a lot of money, and there are countless military exploits waiting for him to receive them, and a small palace is not worth his attention.
After drawing lots, the head lottery was given by Haizi's commando.
This guy is also good enough, knowing that his luck is bad luck, and when the draw began, he directly sent the lucky ones of their team out.
Gu Zi is worthy of being God's grandson, and under the vigilant and nervous eyes of everyone, he got the first sign and won the best place for the team.
At that time, Haizi was so happy that he almost hugged his little ancestor and kissed him a few times.
After the lottery, Qi Yuan took those unlucky eggs to the city to loot, and the rest of the lucky ones happily rushed into the palace with the army and began to scrape frantically.
At the time of departure, it had been instructed that whatever was in the palace, even a night pot, should be removed as it was.
According to what they heard, those gold and silver items will be melted down, and the remaining highnesses will build a large exhibition hall as a military exploit of the Ming Dynasty, showing it to the people and future generations.
As for the people in the palace, as long as they do not resist and are honestly obedient, the soldiers will not touch them.
All the men were arrested and sent to the Suez Canal as slaves to open the canal, while the women focused on protection.
These foreign women are all the property of His Royal Highness, and it is one thing for His Highness to be in the future, but they, the soldiers, cannot do something that violates military discipline without an order.
The foreign women with big steamed buns in their arms can only swallow saliva and can't touch it.
The soldiers were angry in their hearts, and at the same time they scolded the soldiers of the Shenji Battalion and the Marine Corps who had done nothing in the Japanese country.
As more and more women from the little gourd came to Daming to be slaves and maids, the things that the Shenji Battalion and the Marine Corps did in foreign countries also spread in Daming.
The civil officials, who had long seen that the prince was not pleasing to the eye, sent a bunch of impeachment pieces to Zhu Fatpang every day.
These people are also smart, and they know that Zhu Zhangui, the crown prince, can't afford to offend, so they pointed the finger at Jiang Huai, the commander of the Shenji Battalion, and Li Hu, the chief officer of the navy.
Zhu Fatpang saw that if he didn't give a solution to this matter, the civil officials would not stop, considering the stability of the court, Zhu Fatpang lowered the two of them to a level and punished them with a little bit of money on the charge of not being strict with the emperor, which can be regarded as giving an explanation to those civil officials who jumped up and down.
It's not that Zhu Fatpang is afraid of those civil officials, but that he has too many things to do every day, and he doesn't want to waste time on these big things.
After the incident, Zhu Fatpang also wrote a threatening letter to Zhu Zhangui.
And this letter, there is only one sentence.
"If you come up with these things that bother me, this emperor will let you be the one, and I won't do it."
Good guy, this sentence scared Zhu Zhangui very much.
He hadn't wasted enough, but he didn't want to go back to that cell in the palace, facing the chatter of the ministers every day, and the never-ending recitals.
So since then, Zhu Zhangui has issued strict orders to all armies, no matter in any capacity and in any place, anyone who humiliates women will be executed!
"My little ancestor, why are you still eating, whether we can take off in a wave with this credit depends on this time."
After reprimanding the soldiers, Haizi turned around and saw a stupid big man, squatting next to the long dining table, slamming into his mouth.
Haizi, who was already a little anxious, didn't care about the incomplete IQ of his little ancestor.
He was now in dire need of manpower to find the king, who didn't know which rat hole to hide in.
Not to mention Gu Zi, who has an incomplete IQ, even if he is blind, he has to find someone for him.
Alas, there is no way, the area he is responsible for is a bit large, and his team is not well manned, except for the brothers who control the captives, there are not many spare manpower at all, to find the king who is hiding.
"This one is delicious!"
Seeing that his captain was coming, he was gnawing on the grain of a pigeon, so he took one from the table and handed it to the captain.
"Oh, my ancestors, I don't eat anything now, I just want that king now."
Reaching out and pushing away the roast pigeon, Haizi pulled the millet and nagged as he walked.
"My father, now is another chance to use your luck. As long as you help me find that king, let alone this meal, your brother will take care of your future meals, and you will be able to eat and drink spicy food. ”
Other words may be useless to millet, but when it comes to eating, Guzi has always been very attentive, and every time he mentions eating, his IQ will be online.
"Eat meat every day!"
On Hanhan's head, it seemed that the flower of wisdom had been opened, and Gu Zi's eyes shone brightly, and Haizi slipped up, and came with big eyes to small eyes.
Haizi covered his face helplessly, "Yes, the kind that eats meat every day and is full." Now you put me down and go to find someone, and if you find you, you will be able to eat meat and eat enough every day. ”
"Eat meat, eat your fill!"
Gu Zi roared excitedly, casually threw his meal ticket aside, and happily got into the female captive, and in a burst of screaming and fright, dragged out a female woman with a face like a ghost.
"My ancestors, alas, I am looking for men, not women!"
Haizi, who had just gotten up from the ground, looked at the woman who was carried in front of him like a chicken, and reminded him helplessly.
"Male?"
Gu Zi scratched his head and looked at the chick in his hand.
Then, under his frightened face, he turned his hand and dropped the other party one by one, stretched out his hand and pulled hard, only to hear a loud sound, and the cloth skirt was broken into several pieces.
"He's just like me!"
Gu Zi, who had done all this, stretched out his hand and pointed to the evidence under Haizi's bewildered expression.
After confirming the proof, Gu Zi turned over the guy in his hand with a serious face, so that his captain could see it clearly.
"it, get him farther away!"
Haizi, who was almost pumped in the face, smelled a choking fishy smell, covered his nose and took a few steps back. (Change)
"Oh!"
The simple Gu Zi responded, casually threw the guy in his hand aside, and then did not wipe his hands, and continued to eat happily.
"Come on, translate and translate, come here, our brothers are developed."
Haizi, who had just retreated and reacted again, excitedly rushed to the guy who was thrown aside by Guzi.
Grabbing the other party's hair, ignoring the other party's grunt, Haizi pressed his head into the pool next to him.
After a flutter, the makeup on the little chick's face was washed off, and an old face of a middle-aged man appeared in front of Haizi.
After seeing the other party's appearance clearly, which was somewhat similar to the portrait he had seen, Haizi was so happy that he almost twitched, and his heart roared with excitement.
"Dad, I caught a big fish, our old Wang family is going to be a nobleman!"
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"Please, please let my children go, they don't know anything, as long as you can let them go, let me do whatever I want."
In the early morning of the second day, crowds of people from the Grapevine Kingdom were driven out of their homes by vicious pirates and escorted to the docks.
In the procession, a woman with two children in her arms staggered forward.
Looking down at the two ignorant children in her arms, her eyes were full of sadness and fear, she didn't want the children to be hurt, and whispered to a relatively gentle-looking pirate next to her, hoping to move the other party with her words and let the other party let her two children go.
Her husband had died last night, having been smashed to death by the beams on the roof, and now her only sustenance was her two children.
She didn't know where the pirates were going to take them, but her heart slowly filled with despair as she looked at the corpses strewn across the streets, and the people who would be killed by pirates without hesitation if anyone escaped.
"Hurry up... What do you say on Twitter? I don't understand, be careful if you make any more noise, I'll kill you! ”
The soldiers, who were a little impatient with her nagging, picked up the butt of their guns and wanted to smash them.
But at the moment when the gun was raised, seeing the other party's begging eyes, and the two poor and innocent children in his arms, he scolded and took the gun back, pushed the other party, and told the other party to leave quickly.
On the quay, the warships that once belonged to the Grape Nation docked there.
Groups of civilians who had been escorted over, urged by the soldiers, lined up in the direction of the ship.
At the boarding gate, more than a dozen people from the Aturu family who understand Chinese are registering and asking one by one.
"Whether you have money or not, 10 gold coins for one person, as long as you pay for it, we will let you go."
"If you can't afford 10 gold coins, then I'm sorry sir, you'll have to work for us for 10 years in exchange for freedom."
When a poor ghost with no money was pulled onto the boat by the soldiers, the people of the Aturu family looked at the next person with a blank face.
The person who was questioned saw that the people in front of him were all pulled into the boat, and he was ready to be killed, but he didn't expect that he could spend money to buy his life, and he nodded in surprise again and again.
Although 10 gold coins is a lot of money, it is not a lot compared to your own life.
"I have... I have 10 gold coins. ”
"Good, you're safe!"
I met a rich man again, a member of the Aturu family who was originally asking seriously, and he also showed a happy smile.
"Sir, there's a payer here!"
Turning his head to greet the pirate in the distance who was collecting money with a bag, he happily went to ask the next person.
Money touches people's hearts, and in order to make these guys work well, Zhu Zhangui gives them rich remuneration.
As long as someone is willing to pay a ransom of 10 gold coins, the people of the Aturu family who are in charge of the inquiry can be rewarded with one silver coin.
Looking at the long and invisible procession, the people of the Aturu family were overjoyed.
You don't have to work hard, as long as you talk about it, you can earn a lot of money, and it would be nice if you had this kind of work every day in the future.
"Your Highness, this is João I and his crown, and the token that represents his identity."
On the docks, the people of the Grape Kingdom were thinking about whether to pay the ransom or become a slave for 10 years. João I, who tried to get past last night in disguised as a man, was pressed to his knees by two soldiers in front of Zhu Zhangui.
Slapping the strange smell on the tip of his nose, Zhu Zhangui frowned and looked at João I, who was dressed strangely in front of him.
"What is he?"
Zhu Zhangui, who couldn't figure it out, looked at Haizi, who was standing next to Joao I, a little excited.
It's no wonder if you're not excited, you finally caught a big fish, as long as His Highness in front of him approves it, his credit won't be able to run.
"Your Highness, you don't know."
Thinking of last night's events, Haizi couldn't help but smile on his face.
"After we stormed the palace last night, we couldn't find this guy no matter how we searched, and guess what."
Halfway through the words, Haizi was used to selling Guanzi.
"You stinky boy, don't say it, don't say it, don't say fuck off."
The monkey standing on the side, seeing that this guy dared to sell Guan Zi to His Royal Highness, raised a foot and kicked Haizi's ass.
"Ouch, I said, don't kick your head."
Haizi, who was kicked, hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Humph!"
The monkey glared at him viciously, and after a warning in his eyes, he returned to Zhu Zhangui's back.
For meritorious people, Zhu Zhangui has always been very tolerant. His brothers have just come down from the battlefield of life and death, and it is a good thing to make a joke to mediate their mood, which shows that the soldier's mentality is very good and he has not been affected by the war.
"We searched in the palace for a long time, and we searched all over the thatched houses, but we couldn't find this guy. Later, it was the lucky one of our team, the big guy you know, who had a somewhat inflexible brain, and saw the guy's flaw at a glance and pulled him out of the crowd of women. ”
The credit of the millet, Haizi is not greedy.
are all brothers in life and death, Gu Zi is his own god of luck, and he has made such a great contribution to him, he has already regarded this stupid big man as his own brother, besides, swallowing the credit of a person with an incomplete IQ, this kind of conscience thing, he Haizi can't do it, not to mention that this person is still his own brother.
"Men dressed as women!"
Zhu Zhangui glanced at João I, who was kneeling on the ground and hanging his head in despair.
This guy is also a talent who can bend and stretch.
Zhu Zhangui sighed in his heart.
For a king, the shameful determination to be able to disguise himself as a woman and escape for his life is really not something that ordinary people can make.
From ancient times to the present, how many emperors who have no way to escape, except for a small number of soft eggs who surrendered, most of them chose to commit suicide to save their reputation.
Like the guy in front of him who disguised himself as a woman and fled for his life, Zhu Zhangui thought for a long time, and there seemed to be no such emperor in his cognition.
It can be seen how much this guy in front of him values his life.
Just as Zhu Zhangui was listening to Haizi and introducing the situation last night, Joao I, who was kneeling on the ground, secretly glanced at the young man sitting not far in front of him.
According to his judgment, the young man in front of him was about 20 years old, and he had a faint terrifying momentum, and he should be a person who has been in a high position for a long time.
Coupled with the deferential appearance of the pirates around him, João I guessed that the young man in front of him must be the leader who planned the whole thing.
"I don't know who Your Excellency is Ming, can you let me die."
After secretly beating for a while, seeing that the young man seemed to be aware of it, Joao I sorted out his emotions and asked the identity of the other party in a deep voice, wanting to take the opportunity to negotiate with the other party to see if he could impress the other party with words in exchange for a life.
No matter what the cost, as long as he stays alive, João I can accept it.
After all, only when you are alive can you have a chance, only when you are alive can you turn the tables around, and when you die, you have nothing.
"Cousin, he said..."
Amo, who was standing next to Zhu Zhangui, saw that Joao I had spoken, so he stood up and was about to translate for Zhu Zhangui, but as soon as he got up, he was stopped by Zhu Zhangui with his hand raised.
"No need to translate!"
Then under Ah Mo's puzzled expression, he waved his hand casually, "An insignificant little person, there is no need to ask, let's bleed and feed the sharks!" ”
What is there to ask about a little king, no matter how awesome he is in the future, no matter how many awesome characters appear, he is just a nobody now.
The Age of Exploration has just emerged, and the Grape Country, a country that has just risen a little bit, has no value to Zhu Zhangui, not to mention that these Grape Country people have also occupied the Ming Dynasty's Omen later, so that the Ming Dynasty is divided.
Even if you don't talk about the afterlife, what the Grape Kingdom did to the Ming fleet a few years ago was enough for this guy to die 10,000 times.
Thinking of the naval soldiers he brought out, who died tragically in a foreign country, and those who did not die were tortured and unadult, Zhu Zhangui hated the roots of his teeth.
Poor João I, having only said a word, was dragged to the side of the ship by several monkey guards.
Then, in his terror, he tied his hands and legs, and tied a floating object to his head. (Prevent drowning)
Playing into a bondage, the monkey cut both of João I's wrists with his own hands, and then under the terrified eyes of the civilians on the shore, João I screamed and was thrown into the sea by the soldiers.
ps: Thank you brothers for your concern, my son except for the fracture of the little finger of his right hand, the rest of the place is only an extracutaneous abrasion, and he is currently under observation in the hospital, if there is no problem, he can be discharged tomorrow.
Thank you again for your concern and understanding!
(End of chapter)