Chapter 63: The Road to Escape
There were about seven or eight cars queuing up at the entrance of the checkpoint, uniformed policemen holding tablets were comparing vehicle brands, colors, and license plates one by one, and Gu Tie also saw a black car from the Countermeasures Executive Bureau parked behind the barricade, and several guys in black uniforms were muttering something together, each carrying a submachine gun.
"What about your face? The police didn't associate the frantically fleeing car with the wanted criminal, and you were lucky to have escaped in the alley. After getting on the E67 highway, the probe captured your face, and now the armed police have networked client equipment, and must have updated the information, they can't recognize the car, and it is impossible not to recognize your bearded face. Gu Tie suddenly remembered this and pestled Ed's arm, "If you are recognized at the sentry, you won't have a chance to escape." Unless your broken car will fly...... Wait, it can't really fly, right?"
The bearded man laughed, "It can't fly." But that's a good question, psychological warfare is a type of tactic, and our martial arts instructor, Captain Katyn, once said that leaving a sloppy, reckless, and unpretentious first impression on the enemy is the best way to get the opponent to let their guard down. ”
"Cut. Gu Tie said disapprerovingly, "Is that the rascal who taught you 56 consecutive martial arts? That's not a skill at all, you just look at my master Lao Zhao to know what it means to be incomprehensible and incomprehensible, if it weren't for the good complexion on his face, he would look like a scavenging old man walking the streets and alleys to pick up bottles." Seeing how hard he hits people can make you scare you to swallow all your beard. ”
Gu Tie's words were originally to promote narrowness, but he didn't expect Ed to lower his head and really tear off his beard with a "sting". "I'm so strong, so strong!" The Chinese were startled, fixed his eyes, the Polish beard took out a pair of glasses out of nowhere and put them on, combed his hair back, and instantly turned into a fair-skinned, gentle forty-year-old teacher-like guy, full collar, Ed turned his head and asked: "Is my face clean?"
"Clean, cleaner than Li Lianying's father-in-law. Gu Tie was dumbfounded and said, "You have always worked and lived in disguise, are you tired, how do you shave, or are you born without a beard?"
"My identity is quite special, and I have to be vigilant. "Important figures in the government-in-exile smiled reservedly.
Gu Tie couldn't wait to punch his dog eyes blind, he had been with the bearded man for so long, and he didn't even see this simple disguise, there were really new surprises every day! Now Ed broke his face in half, and a green alien villain popped out of it, Gu Tie would not be too surprised, "You have subverted my outlook on life, Lao Ai." There are really no honest people in this society, and even a guy who looks so honest like you can become like this...... It's like Pei Yongjun!" he said sourly.
"Who?" the Poles don't seem to have heard of a Korean movie star from half a century ago.
"It's fine. You'll have to tell me what else is fake about you. Is it true that the eyeballs have been replaced with a camera?" Gu Tie muttered.
"......" Ed looked a little embarrassed.
"Damn! there's really an eyeball that's fake!" Gu Tie jumped up again.
"No, no, no. The bearded man who didn't have a big beard waved his hand, "There are many disguises on my body, and I can tell you about height, weight, muscle mass, walking posture, eye color, shoe size...... I can't tell you, I hope you don't force me to say it. ”
Gu Tie stretched out his hand to cover his forehead and collapsed on the seat: "Forget it, don't talk to me, I suddenly miss that little girl in Beijing, although she is not very beautiful, but every part ......of her body is true, I also persuaded her to have a breast enhancement operation, phew!
As the queue of cars moved forward, and two or three more cars were on their turn to be inspected, Ed reminded him, "Those Brotherhood people know what you look like when you were in the cabin in the woods, maybe your face is on the wanted warrant, why don't you do some preparation?"
The Chinese shook his head: "I thought later that the four fighters of the Red Brotherhood should have asked for my information from witnesses along the railway, as a secondary clue to check, their main target is not me, if I guessed correctly, they are also looking for the '100 million jade shatter' that bastard leader Hasegawa Collapsesaka." As for my looks...... I don't know how to explain it to you. Let's put it this way, the people who see me know what I look like, but my characteristics can't be transmitted through the quantum network, and even if an eyewitness scans my portrait and sends it to an accomplice, the other party will only receive a mugshot of an innocent passerby. There's a gadget that protects my privacy online. Got it?"
"I don't understand. Ed replied honestly, "But that sounds great." ”
"Don't pretend to be innocent, I've seen through you for who you really are. Gu Tie glanced at the driver: "Your first impression of being sloppy, reckless, and simple has been shattered to the ground in my heart." ”
As the two men were arguing, the police waved a red LED signboard and signaled them to drive forward for inspection. Ed and Gu Tie glanced at each other, the black Volkswagen Jetta car moved forward five meters, the uniformed police wearing revolvers and tasers stopped the vehicle, and a policeman with a mobile terminal walked to the driver's seat and saluted: "Hello, please cooperate with the police and accept the inspection." ”
"Of course, we're not in a hurry, officer. The ranger smiled, took out his driver's license and vehicle registration card from the armrest box, and handed them out.
The policeman took the papers, scribbled them, and glanced at the two men in the car: "Who is he?"
Gu Tie couldn't understand Polish, but he cooperated with a harmless and pure smile. "My students. I am an international language teacher at the Bialystok Municipal School for Special Education, and I have just taken my senior students to the 24th International Speech Contest for the Speechless in Warsaw, and my dear Lebisa has won the second prize for our school, officer!" Ed expertly threw out a set of rhetoric, and took out his teacher card and award certificate as proof.
The policeman's expression softened noticeably, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "International match! Lebesha, how old are you?"
"He couldn't understand what we were saying. Ed affectionately patted Gu Tie's arm, who had a confused expression, and gestured to his brain, "Lebisha suffers from speech disorder and only responds to a certain language. I could barely communicate with him. As he spoke, he turned to Gu Tie's direction and said a few words in an extremely slow speed in the international language: "You...... Police officer...... Say hello...... ...... age"
Gu Tie had already secretly greeted the ranger's eight-lifetime ancestor in his stomach. When they saw the teacher's card, the Chinese guessed that this hateful guy was going to play the mentally retarded card, and at this moment there was no choice, Gu Tie could only continue to play the trick, and opened his mouth with a dull expression, "Police officer, officer, well, I, I am just 30 or 30 years old this year." In order to strive for authenticity, a drop of saliva is specially squeezed out of the corner of the mouth.
"Good, good lad. Go back and tell the school to stay safe and don't let strangers into the school. The police patted the roof of the car and motioned for their companions to let them go. Uniformed police officers with loaded guns get out of the way.
"Thank you, officer!" Ed nodded gratefully, shifting forward, the wheels of the black car running over the orange "dogtooth" barricade, and the one hundred and forty-four steel nails hidden under the carbon fiber plate did not move, "I won." The Pole whispered his victory, casting a proud look.
Before Gu Tie could refute, a familiar face flashed by the car window, about fifty years old, with a big belly propping up the police uniform, a few hours ago, the skillful Ed had just slipped out from under his nose, and at this moment, Sergeant Mikhel Grenewski of the village police station was looking at the two people in the car suspiciously, hesitating whether to call out the name "Lieutenant Takhnoff", which Ed had fabricated.
When the white Dacia sedan was rampage on the E67 highway, the Polish police department took out all the police forces around Bialystok and entered the city to set up defenses, and as soon as Sergeant Grenevski arrived in this neighborhood in a police car, he was instructed to reinforce the temporary checkpoint, which appeared in front of the wanted man by great coincidence.
Tucker ...... No, you're ......" As soon as the fat sheriff spat out a syllable, a shocked expression appeared on his face, because he saw the bearded appearance of the wanted criminal from the tablet terminal of the police officer next to him. Sergeant Grenevsky, a sharp-eyed detective, recognized the shaved Lieutenant Taknuf, and at this moment, the heinous criminal himself sitting in the driver's seat of the black Jetta.
Ed opened his mouth wide and reached under his seat, where needless to say there was a pistol. Gu Tie closed his eyes, took a second to connect to the Internet and returned to the "Pure Land", waving his hand to unfold all available online resources nearby in the air, turning all possible attack methods into a torrent of data.
"There is!" he stretched out his hand, the waterfall of data condensed, Gu Tie picked up a string of codes with two fingers, and with a flick of it, the code was restored to six 2044 DELTA brand laser bird starters on the top of a 33-story building on the side of the road. Laser bird startler is one of the many tricks in this era of science and technology, there are some high-rise buildings on the top of the use of high-end swimming pools or sunbathing beaches, the most hated by managers is the pervasive excrement of birds, laser bird startler is no different from the military directional laser anti-missile weapon in principle, it can automatically lock the birds that enter the airspace of the building, interfere with the bird's vision with a low-power laser, change the direction of the bird's flight, so as to eliminate the possibility of guano falling on the lady's bare back.
The operation of the laser startler requires the powerful computing power of "Genesis", which also gives Gu Tie on the other side of the quantum network a chance to perform.