Chapter 2 Smashing the field
"You're not right!"
The immature voice reached the ears of everyone present.
There was silence, as if time had stood still. Everyone unanimously turned their attention to the child sitting in the middle - Zhongli's side.
Tian Tiezui cleared his throat and was about to talk, but as soon as he opened his mouth, countless words were blocked in his throat by a child's shout, as if he had swallowed a stubborn stone and couldn't make a sound.
“……”
I saw the little boy standing on the chair, I don't know if it was because of the relationship between eating wine and making dumplings or being watched by a group of people, his face was ruddy. With his head held high, he looked quite brave, but Zhongli could tell from his constantly dodging gaze that this kid was panicking......
"W-where did this kid come from?"
"Go home, little one!"
Listening to the book was interrupted, not only the storyteller was unhappy, but the audience was also very dissatisfied.
The listeners frowned and looked at the little boy dissatisfied, even with Zhongli several times. Those eyes seem to say: How do you discipline your children?
Zhongli sat there very awkwardly, how uncomfortable it was.
In the final analysis, it is the kid just now, "My dad wants a bowl of wine-stuffed balls......"
Someone scolded: "You kid, you don't know the rules at all, don't you know that you can't listen to books?" ”
Although the little boy was a little panicked, his eyes were clear, and he said loudly: "You just said that the height of the Ruotuo Dragon King can cover the clouds and the sun, and his body length stretches for hundreds of miles!" That's huge! But in conjunction with the previous article, you say that it only has lantern-sized eyes, which is unreasonable! ”
Tian Tiezui was speechless for a while, and suddenly felt bad.
"This stinky boy ......"
After listening to the little boy's questioning, the people around couldn't help but imagine this description in their minds.
The obscured beast has only two lantern-sized eyes...
Although the lantern is very large, it is too strange to put it on a Ruotuo of this level......
Squinting-eyed Ruotuo, what kind of male teacher?!
It was difficult for the listeners not to echo the boy's words, so they joked loudly: "Tian Tiezui, this little baby is right, although you say that you always have to add oil and vinegar to your books, but this is too outrageous, Ruotuo is as big as a mountain with two lanterns hanging on his head, isn't this just two meatballs on the table of the Eight Immortals?" ”
"Is this the donkey's lips not the horse's mouth?"
"Poofha!"
"Hahahaha, I can't hold it back......"
There was a burst of laughter all around.
"Ruoda... Squinting? ”
Zhongli's face was strange, and there was a hint of a smile in his heart.
Tian Tiezui was in a cold sweat, looking at the audience laughing and coaxing, shaking the fan incessantly, panicked.
He said this was originally a casual description, step by step, and basically no one would care about what he said in the back, let alone find the stubble in front, but he didn't expect to be dug out by this child who didn't know where it came from......
Seeing the murderous appearance of the boss upstairs, Tian Tiezui's cold sweat broke out.
"This is the ......"
Tian Tiezui just wanted to explain, but he heard the little boy who picked on the thorn speak again.
The little boy pointed to the listener next to him and said bluntly: "And this gentleman is also wrong!" ”
The man was confused and pointed to his nose: "What do you say about me?" ”
"Yes!" The little boy stood on the chair, attracting the attention of the audience, and said without stage fright: "Ruotuo Dragon King was not suppressed by the emperor raising his hand!" On the contrary, Lord Emperor and Ruo Tuo have experienced an earth-shattering struggle! How can it be said that there is suppression when the hand is raised? ”
The man's face was a little unbearable, "What's your kid's name?" ”
"Uh...... Shi Lan. Shi Lan was a little cowardly again.
"Well, boy Shi Lan, why do you say that Ruotuo's strength is comparable to that of the emperor?"
"Listen to me." Shi Lan sat down and ate a ball, wiped his mouth, and talked eloquently:
"Three thousand years ago, the Dragon King of Naroda was originally a comrade-in-arms of the emperor, one god and one dragon, pushing the demon god war, strangling countless demons ......"
Everyone turned to look back at him, and they were all attracted by Shi Lan.
"After the Demon God of War ended, Morax, the god of rocks, ascended to the throne and became the Emperor of the Rocks of Liyue. The Rhoda Dragon King returns to the Chasm, but for some reason, the Rhodo goes berserk and sets off the Strata to attack Liyue! ”
Shi Lan said with a lot of color, and everyone nodded in approval.
"That's right!"
"That's right."
"Logical!"
Tian Tiezui forgot to shake the fan, and was stunned on the stage, looking at Shi Lan, the center of everyone's eyes in the audience, and felt aggrieved in his heart.
"Are you here to listen to me or to him?"
"This guy Xiao Liu sent to smash the field, right?"
"But this kid ...... There's really a taste in it......"
The corners of Zhongli's mouth rose slightly, and he closed his eyes, as if he remembered something from the past.
"What about the back? What happens after the madness? ”
Everyone couldn't wait to hear what Shi Lan had to say.
Shi Lan sat down, silently ate all the balls, drank all the soup inside, his face flushed, and his spirit was excited.
Guan Er knocked on the empty bowl and looked embarrassed: "Why is this finished......
The man who was pointed out by Shi Lan immediately slapped the table: "Come and give this kid a bowl of wine-stuffed balls, and the account will be on me!" ”
Shi Lanxiao's eyes couldn't see, and he hurriedly thanked the man, and then continued:
"Hearing that the Ruotuo Dragon King was going crazy, the Emperor immediately rushed to fight the Ruotuo Dragon King and stopped it in the suburbs of Lisha and the Tianyu Valley outside Tianheng Mountain.
Although the Emperor's combat power is unmatched, the Naranda Dragon King is a creature transformed by the elemental power of the land of Liyue for thousands of years, connecting the entire leyline, and at this time, he is even more frenzied and more powerful, and compared to the Emperor, he is reluctant to kill the killer when he thinks of the friendship that he fought side by side, and at the same time, it is estimated that Liyue City on this side of the mountain will not be able to suppress it with all his might, and will fall into a bitter battle for a while! ”
Everyone was in awe.
"The emperor is really peerless, affectionate and righteous, this is our god!"
"That's it!"
"Hurry up, hurry up! Go on! ”
Shi Lan continued: "Later, the Emperor of the Rock King summoned all the immortals, established the underground cave under the South Heavenly Gate of Tianluo Valley, sealed the crazy Ruotuo Dragon King into the ground, and set up the Zhenlong Stone to strengthen the seal, which solved the problem of Ruotuo~!" ”
After a paragraph of the book, Shi Lan slapped the table, shocked the four seats, and won a full house
The crowd applauded.
"Good !!"
"Good boy! That's right! ”
Tian Tiezui's face was pale.
"I haven't served my job yet...... Where did this little monster come out of nowhere? ”
The audience noticed Tian Tiezui's appearance, and couldn't stop joking: "Look, Tian Tiezui, this is called storytelling, what are your lantern eyes?" ”
Tian Tiezui: "........."
Everyone was busy making fun of Tian Tiezui and forgot about Shi Lan for the time being.
Shi Lan calmed down his excited heart, reached out and groped in the cross-body bag on his body, not knowing what was inside, only hearing a jingling sound.
After a while, he took out a lunch box and poured the wine-brewed meatballs that Xiaoer had just sent to him, and carefully sealed them to prevent the soup from spilling out.
Shi Lan was busy with his work seriously, and suddenly a warm and elegant voice came from his ears:
"How could you know such deeds at such a young age?"
Someone was talking to him coldly, Shi Lan shrank his neck in fright, looked up, and found that it was Zhongli who was sitting next to him who was talking.
Scratching his head, he hesitated: "...... seen from the history books"
Zhongli smiled and said unhurriedly, "You are very familiar with Qixing?" ”
"Unfamiliar...... What does this do, you ask? Shi Lan shook his head, not understanding what this person meant.
Zhongli's golden eyes flashed with light, and he said meaningfully: "Everyone knows that the Emperor of the Rock Dynasty sealed Ruotuo back then, but there are historical books about the details, all of which are in the library of the chief secretary, not the seven stars or the seven stars directly, and outsiders are not allowed to see them...
How do you know that the immortals helped open the cave heaven and seal Ruotuo in the South Heavenly Gate? ”
Shi Lan was stunned for a few seconds, and her little brain turned wildly.
"This and this...... I'm familiar with Ningguang. ”
I'll do things for Ningguang, and Ningguang will do things for Seven Stars, this shouldn't be a problem, right?
Moreover, Ningguang has recently started to run for the Seven Stars, and it is most suitable to use her as a shield.
"Ningguang ......"
Zhongli quickly remembered the shrewd woman in the Moon Sea Pavilion, and nodded without a trace: "That's it, then it's over......"
Shi Lan glanced at the man in front of him secretly, his momentum was extraordinary, and he always felt that all his thoughts had been seen through in the face of his gaze.
"What a strange man...... It's actually more stressful than Ningguang ......"
After collecting the balls, Shi Lan didn't want to stay longer, this man was really weird, and he felt that even his family could be taken out if he talked a few more words. And now he has offended Tian Tiezui thoroughly, and if he thinks about it in the next few days, he will be stared at.
Shi Lan walked at the speed of light with her little short legs, and ran away after pretending to be forced, and the corners of Tian Tiezui's mouth twitched for a while.
But now is not the time for him to pursue Shi Lan, there are still a bunch of listeners in the audience to deal with, don't you see that the face of the boss of the three bowls of Hong Kong is almost dark......
Although Tian Tiezui has not been talking here for a long time, his brain is still very fast.
coughed a few times, raised his hand to signal the audience to be quiet, and then said:
"Since the stone was ...... just now Shi Lan Boy talked about the story of Ruotuo Dragon King and Zeng Emperor fighting side by side, so how about I continue this and tell you another story of "Dragon Spotting"? ”
"Good!"
"Hurry up, hurry up!"
The audience was very face-saving, Tian Tiezui wiped the sweat that flowed down from his forehead at some point, and confirmed that there were no strange people at the scene, so he flicked the folding fan and told his original masterpiece "The Finishing Touches of the Dragon".
Zhongli also leaned lightly on the chair and listened carefully to Tian Tiezui's book.
"The days to come have been passed."