Chapter 506: Tian Futang who pulled his crotch

At this time, it was only three o'clock in the afternoon, and the members of Shuangshui Village were also busy in the fields.

Tian Er, the leader of the production team, was humming a happy song and hoeing in the field with a group of sub-members.

Shuangshui Village now has two production teams, Tian Er is the captain of the first production team, and the members under him are all Tian family, and the fields are also some fertile fields.

And Jin Junwu is the captain of the second production team, the leader is the Jin family, and the fields are all barren dry land.

The number of Tian family members is much higher than that of the Jin family, and the fields are also fertile for the second team, so the output of the first team will be higher than that of the second team every year.

So every year it is he Tian Er who hangs the big red flower.

There was no pressure in his heart.

So it's very easy to do the work, and there are members of the Tian family who are lazy there, and they won't stop it.

Some members of the club saw that Tian Er was slack, so they naturally didn't want to work too hard, anyway, they did more and did less, even if they were idle, at noon, they could still eat wowotou.

Why work so hard and work hard in the fields.

There were even a few who got together and gossiped.

"Eh, what did you say, what happened to Tian Fugao and Wang Cai'e last night."

"What could it be! Tian Fugao's old thing tempted Wang Cai'e with food, Wang Cai'e was a broken shoe, and she got into the bed with Tian Fugao at that time. ”

"Tsk, Wang Cai'e is the most beautiful girl in ten miles and eight towns, Tian Fugao is already in her forties, and she can be Wang Cai'e's father, this old thing will really enjoy it."

"It's a pity that Tian Fugao has already been escorted to the town, and it is estimated that he will have to squat in it for a few years."

"That's worth it, when I think of Wang Cai'e's white flowers. Even if it's a ghost, it's worth it. ”

Tian Er saw that the members of the club were sitting in the fields and began to talk idle, and felt that it was a bit excessive, if it went on like this, if Tian Futang saw it, he would definitely have to reprimand him.

He picked up a piece of kola egg and threw it over, hitting Tian Sanmao's head right away.

"Damn, who's going to smash labor!" Tian Sanmao was in pain, covered his head and stood up, and when he saw that it was Tian Er, he was so angry that he shouted: "Tian Er, what are you doing!" ”

"Sanmao, hurry up and work, if you let the full house see it, we will all have to be criticized." Tian Er saw that the person who jumped up was Tian Sanmao, and his heart jumped suddenly.

This Tian Sanmao is Tian Mantang's cousin, and he has always refused to obey his discipline on weekdays, and he will definitely take the opportunity to make trouble this time.

Sure enough, Tian Sanmao covered his head, walked over menacingly, pointed to Tian Er's nose and said: "Tian Er, don't think that you are the captain of the production team, you dare to make irresponsible remarks in front of me, I am a cousin in the hall, we were born by a grandfather, you are still far away!" ”

"Tian Sanmao, don't talk about it, now that I'm the captain of the production team, you have to listen to me!" When Tian Er saw those members, they all gathered around, and said not to be outdone.

He knew very well that if Tian Sanmao was not subdued today, then who would listen to him in the future.

Who would have thought that Tian Er's attitude caused Tian Sanmao's dissatisfaction.

He snorted coldly and foamed, "Tian Er, don't think I don't know how you became the captain of the production team!" When choosing the production captain, Futang negotiated with Jin Junshan of the Jin family, the Tian family and the Jin family each have a seat, the Jin family's seat is Jin Junwu's, and the Tian family's seat is my Tian Sanmao's.

The matter had already been decided, Tian Futang went to your house to sleep one night, and suddenly changed the hexagram, and the name on the report was changed from my Tian Sanmao to you Tian Er. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter at the scene.

The people of the Tian family know that Tian Er's wife has a leg with Tian Futang, and every time Tian Futang goes to Tian Er's house to sleep, Tian Er has to squat at the gate.

It's just that these people are all members of the Tian family, and they are afraid of Tian Futang's power, so they never dare to speak out about this matter.

This incident is also a thorn in Tian Er's heart, he doesn't say anything on weekdays, but his heart is full of bitterness.

After all, he is also a big man and three rough men, how can he tolerate it.

Now that Tian Sanmao is exposed in front of so many people, his face is like a slap, hot.

Tian Er turned around suddenly, picked up the shovel and ran towards Tian Sanmao.

"You grandson dare to talk nonsense, see if I don't clean you up today!"

"Hehe, I was poked in the weakness, and I was angry!" Tian Sanmao was not afraid and took the hoe thrown by a member.

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There were two loud noises, and neither Tian Sanmao nor Tian Er took advantage.

At this time, someone next to him shouted: "If you want to fight, throw away things, today we will give you two witnesses, if anyone falls first, kneel down and kowtow to the other party, and call grandpa." ”

The members are not stupid, don't look at the power of fighting with shovels and hoes, but because they are afraid of accidentally killing each other, they will be cautious when they start, and the fight is not enjoyable.

But with fists it's different.

It's a fist to the flesh, and it looks enjoyable.

Tian Sanmao and Tian Er were stunned, they realized that they were being treated as tricks, but they couldn't wipe off their face, and they were unwilling to admit defeat to each other first.

So they all threw down their hoes and shovels, rolled up their sleeves and pounced on each other.

Now the situation is completely different.

I saw a black shadow jumping high, a huge fist pounded on Tian Sanmao's chest, Tian Sanmao was in pain, bent down slightly, and before he could straighten up, the figure jumped high again, and the fist slashed down from above, heading straight for Tian Er's neck.

"Nima, this is what you want my life in." Tian Sanmao was not easy to mess with, so he rolled on the spot, and two fingers poked and poked out, just hitting Tian Er's knee joint.

Smack.

Tian Er involuntarily knelt on the ground, Tian Sanmao took advantage of your illness to kill you, and then swung his fist over and rushed towards Tian Er's front door.

The onlookers had never seen such a wonderful fight, and they couldn't help but gasp, their hearts hanging in their throats.

Oops, this time Tian Er is in big trouble.

Truly.

Tian Er had already detected Tian Sanmao's fist, but he had no ability to dodge it, so he could only watch as the fist grew bigger and bigger, and finally hit him in the face.

He had even smelled the fishy smell of the fist, and a thought came to his mind that he hadn't washed his hands when he had just gone to the hut.

Next, I heard the sound of bones breaking, and then saw my cheeks deformed.

In the end, when it was dark, I didn't know anything at all.

Seeing Tian Er fall, Tian Sanmao slowly retracted his arm and cheered.

The members also began to applaud.

"Sanmao, you kid is too powerful, I think you should be the captain of this production team."

"That's it, Tian Er's goods can only be promoted by his daughter-in-law, and there is no way to compare with you."

"Yes, yes, if you are the captain of the production team, I will definitely support you!"

Hearing everyone's compliments, Tian Sanmao raised his head triumphantly, but the next second, he was stunned

Those members originally wanted to praise a few more words, but when they saw Tian Sanmao's appearance, they were all stunned, and they all followed Tian Sanmao's gaze.

"Wo Ye, it's from Wangjiazhuang."

"There are so many people, what do they want to do, do they want to fight with us!"

"It must be, Wang Cai'e's maiden family is from Wangjiazhuang, I heard that Jin Junbin drove Wang Cai'e out, these people must have been called by Wang Cai'e."

"Hurry up, let's go and inform Tian Mantang."

When the members of the Tian family saw Wangjiazhuang's momentum rushing over, they had no idea for a while, and rushed to the village one after another.

So much so that they even forgot about Tian Er, who was knocked unconscious on the ground.

At this time, Tian Mantang was lying on the kang of the earthen kiln listening to the radio, and sitting next to him was Tian Er's daughter-in-law, Zhou Xiao'e.

Zhou Xiao'e chattered while cleaning the bed: "Mantang, I always feel that Tian Er's eyes are wrong when he looks at me these days, next time you miss me, I'll come to your house, don't go to me, I'm afraid that Tian Er will take advantage of the night to cut off my head." ”

Tian Mantang picked up the cigarette pouch and took a few sips, and said disappreciably: "Moth, what are you afraid of, Tian Er is a soft egg, even if you give him a hundred guts, he won't dare to touch you." Besides, it's inconvenient in my house, and you know that my old woman is a cannonball, and if she finds out, she will fight with you. ”

"If she hadn't gone back to her parents' house today, I wouldn't have been able to call you."

When Zhou Xiao'e heard this, she turned her head and pursed her lips secretly, how could she not know Tian Futang's thoughts, this old thing just likes to be on her family's kang.

The two were chatting when there was a sharp knock on the door outside.

"Futang, Futang, are you at home, hurry up, something is wrong!"

When Zhou Xiao'e heard the noise outside, her face turned pale with fright, her hands and feet became weak, and she sat on the kang with her buttocks.

"Oops, oops, how did they come. If they see me with you, they'll fight with me! ”

"Tianfutang, hurry up and find a way!"

Zhou Xiao'e is also a face-saving person, she knows that if someone blocks her and Tian Futang, then Shuangshui Village will no longer have a place for her.

Tian Futang looked at his flustered look, frowned slightly, and said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, after you came just now, I have already plugged in the courtyard door, they can't enter, my courtyard is so big, you can just find a place to hide." ”

"Yes, yes, yes. Look at me, I'm in a hurry, I'm confused. Zhou Xiao'e turned around and hid in the thatched house of Tian Futang's house.

Tian Futang got dressed and tidied up the futon on the kang again, and then opened the courtyard door in a hurry.

Seeing Tian Sanmao, who was the leader of the station outside, Tian Futang's face suddenly darkened.

"What are you doing, it's a good time to hoe the crops in the afternoon, you are not busy in the field, you all run back, if you let Jin Junshan see it, you will definitely say that our first production team is lazy."

Halfway through his words, he suddenly stopped, and turned his head to look at Tian Sanmao: "Sanmao, where is your production captain Tian Er?" ”

"Tian Er. He was lying in the ground," Tian Sanmao said timidly.

Don't look at him as a good hand in fighting, but in the face of Tian Futang, an old man, he was a little scared in his heart.

Tian Futang also knew Tian Sanmao's thoughts, and his heart suddenly became angry.

In fact, whether Tian Er or Tian Sanmao is the production captain, Tian Futang doesn't care.

What he cares about is the position of the production captain, which can only be given by him, but others can't grab it.

Tian Sanmao saw that Tian Futang's expression was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Brother Futang, something is wrong, the people from Wangjiazhuang have come to avenge Wang Cai'e!" ”

Really.

Hearing the news, Tian Futang could no longer care about pursuing Tian Sanmao's decision to bring down Tian Er.

His face changed, and he asked nervously, "Do you see clearly?" Are you really from Wangjiazhuang?"

"Of course it's true, the one who takes the lead is Wang Cai'e's brother Wang Erdan,!" Tian Sanmao said: "Brother Fu, you have to think of a way." ”

Don't look at Tian Futang's prestige in the Tian family on weekdays, every time he puts out the leader's score in front of the members.

really encountered such a big event, but he panicked for a while, walked around there with his hands behind his back.

Tian Sanmao bent down and said, "Brother Fu, come up with an idea, the people of the Wang family have already entered our village, if it is a little later, things will be in trouble." ”

"I'm in trouble" Hearing this, Tian Futang's eyes suddenly lit up.

He slapped his thigh and said, "Today's matter, our Tian family doesn't care." ”

As soon as these words came out, the members of the Tian family were stunned.

What do you mean by no matter what?

Tian Sanmao asked timidly, "Brother Futang, what do you mean by this?" ”

"You are stupid, the people of the Wang family must have come to trouble the Jin family when they came to our Shuangshui Village." Tian Futang said slowly: "What does the matter of the Jin family have to do with our Tian family, we might as well sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight!" ”

After hearing Tian Futang's idea, the members of the Tian family were silent.

admit that in Shuangshui Village, the Tian family and the Jin family have fought each other for hundreds of years.

But whenever they encounter foreign enemies, the Tian family and the Jin family can always unite together, support each other, help each other, and tide over the difficulties together.

It has never happened that one family has left another.

Even Tian Sanmao, a reckless man, felt a little incredible, pulled Tian Futang's arm, and whispered: "Brother Futang, let's just leave the Jin family like this, isn't it a little inappropriate." ”

"There's something wrong with that." Tian Futang saw that the expressions of the members of the Tian family were wrong, and hurriedly explained: "You have to figure out one thing, it's not that we left the Jin family, but that this incident itself was provoked by the Jin family, and it has nothing to do with our Tian family at all." ”

"Okay, now you go back, do whatever you have to do, don't go and don't help."

Tian Futang is the leader of the Tian family, and the Tian family has always been obedient, and when they heard this, they all dispersed.

Tian Sanmao turned around and walked two steps, suddenly felt a little holding his urine, turned around and was about to run to the yard.

Tian Futang was startled, and hurriedly grabbed him: "Sanmao, what are you going to do?" ”

"I use a thatched house!"

"Go and go, a dirt bun is still exquisite, aren't there all thatched houses outside?" Tian Futang kicked Tian Sanmao out.

(End of chapter)