Chapter 873: I'll Hammer You to Death for Just Kidding

The audience was basically supporters of Big Mouth Tang, and when Joga dragged Lahiri out to play a meme, the audience suddenly boiled......

The loud cheers continued for nearly three minutes, and Joga tried to speak several times, but was interrupted by even louder cheers.

After trying it a few times, Joga simply stood in the spotlight and opened his hands to enjoy the applause and cheers.

Until the applause died down, Qiao Jia patted the microphone again, then took out the speech and said: "This tells me that when I make a similar speech, it is best to come up and tell a few self-defeating jokes."

In this way, people can't tell whether it's the real black history or a joke. ”

"Wow, hahaha......"

"Don't laugh, what I said is true, the person who wrote the speech is really meticulous, and he will even remind you to pause for a few seconds or make any expressions where you should break sentences......

Shit, for the first time I know that politicians in the United States can't actually speak for themselves, are they all Alzheimer's? ”

"Hahaha......"

Joga turned to look at Big Mouth Don and Ika amid the laughter of the crowd and said with a smile, "Man, I promise I'm not talking about you......

Ika, don't hide it, I don't think your dad will honestly read according to the script.

This guy is a natural orator!

Some people say he's a liar, I don't know, but I guess this guy won't lie to me, after all, I'm his best friend......"

Joga said it lightly, but Ika could hear the threat inside, and she pulled the catfish-mouthed daddy, worried that he would do something out of the ordinary.

Outsiders don't know, but no one in the insider could have imagined that Boss Qiao would ride his face like this.

This is really not justified at all, expressing his dissatisfaction in front of thousands of people, and not giving the big mouth Tang a little room for maneuver.

looked at the big-mouthed Tang who was still staring at himself, but his neck was no longer so hard......

Joga beckoned to Monica, walked over to the wheat rack, put the microphone on it, and then took off her suit and put it in Monica's hands......

After a kiss on Monica's lips, Joga heard the boos from the audience, and he removed his tie and rolled up the cuffs of his shirt while laughing, "I heard the boos, I know you guys are jealous of me."

But it doesn't matter, I'm used to it for a long time, after all, not everyone can have such a perfect beauty, you say, right? ”

"Appeal ......"

Joga enjoyed Monica's hug and kiss amid the boos, and after seeing her back in her seat, he looked at the audience and said seriously, "OK, where did we just go?"

Oh, self-blackening twice......"

"Hahaha......"

"I guess some people will find it difficult for me to blacken myself, after all, I am very handsome......"

"Appeal ......"

"I'm rich ......"

"Appeal ......"

"I'm good at ......"

"Appeal ......"

"I'm respectable......"

"Appeal ......"

"I have a lot of girlfriends ......"

"Appeal ........................"

In the face of a large area of boos, Qiao Jia spread his hands aggrievedly and said: "These are all stereotypes of the outside world about me, in fact, ......

These are all true! ”

"Hahaha......"

Joga smiled and waved his hand at a couple of whistling guys and said, "There are still a lot of people who say I'm a racist, a violent maniac, an executioner, a bastard......

I tell you, except for racism, the rest is true!

These are all excellent qualities that a military contracting company owner should have......

After all, you can't expect a bunch of life-loving boys and girls to go to war with terrorists.

You can't even be expected to keep a bunch of idiots who like to put battle plans on their personal web pages to keep you safe, right?

What did Lahiri say?

Do you want to know about our battle plan?

Check it out on my personal page......

Do you want to know about the movements of the US military?

Check it out on my personal page......

Do you want to know about our plans against terrorists......"

As he spoke, Qiao Jia picked up the microphone and pointed to the audience......

The audience shouted in unison: "Go to my personal page and have a look, hahaha......"

Qiao Jia shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, "It's not for nothing that Ben LD can live to the year before last, right?"

I'll tell you the truth, American soldiers are really very strong, after all, they survived in this environment with a monthly salary of 3,000, and they haven't collapsed......"

"Hahaha......"

The big-mouthed Tang watched Qiao Jia in front of many media and audiences in the audience, riding his face to output Lahiri and even insinuating the black buddies, he relaxed a little......

But where would Qiao Jia let the big-mouthed Tang get his wish, and after the audience quieted down a little, he said with a smile: "Behind me is a group of New York elites, and it's really a great thing to be able to get together with so many people."

I like to make friends, so it's easy for me to mingle with everyone.

However, this may be a bit difficult for Bigmouth Tang, because it is estimated that only half of the people support him, after all, not everyone can tolerate a big mouth pointing fingers all day long.

Maybe a few slipped away halfway through, and he couldn't even keep half of it......"

Most people heard that Qiao Jia was ridiculing Big Mouth Tang's election campaign, but the core members of Big Mouth Tang heard the naked threat.

This is a warning to the Big Mouth Don that you only have half the support of the people now, and if you force us away, then you won't even be able to get half of it.

Joga pretended not to see the big mouth Tang with a serious face, he waved his hand at Ika, who covered his mouth with both hands and pleading eyes, and said with a smile: "Hey, Ika, I heard that you are married......

Oh, it's a shame, I'm still discussing with my friends on the plane here, and I don't know which bastard can marry such a perfect wife?

I've been doing psychological construction when I came, and I want to get to know your husband so that we can prove to the outside world that beautiful men should be able to treat each other politely......

But I was wrong......

When I saw your smiling face, I felt a strong sense of jealousy, and I was going to get to know him and beat him in the face when it was over.

I bet a lot of the men in the audience think the same way, and God will forgive me! ”

If it was just panic before, Ika is panicked now......

She has a good relationship with Monica, and Monica tells her about Jared having an illegitimate child and a mistress.

This girl has learned about Boss Qiao's resume from various angles, and knows how unscrupulous this guy is when he goes crazy......

Glancing back at Jared, who was standing under the backdrop, unaware of what was happening, Ika covered her face in pain to avoid being caught by the camera and the viewer about her anomaly.

"Dad, do you still think your business methods are useful to jackals?"

Big-mouthed Tang heard his daughter's words, he covered his mouth and said to the side: "Ika, you tell me the truth, you really have nothing to do with this guy?"

This guy is a natural orator.

Tom Reed can tolerate his daughter being abandoned by the jackals, and I think I can tolerate it if you make a little mistake......"

Ika looked at her father............

Joga didn't know about the interaction between Bigmouth Don and Ika, and he smiled and said with a smile in the idea that Bigmouth Don would help him get it back from Lahiri, "Do you see those people behind me?"

These are the elite of New York's celebrity business community, and it's not easy for ordinary people to gather them for a party.

And I discovered a miraculous phenomenon today, which is probably the only time in history that American politicians have gathered so many business elites to sit down and talk without taking money......"

"Hahahaha......"

Joga burst into laughter and said, "I'm not kidding, I don't believe you look at Lahiri, or ask the business elite, the price of getting Lahiri on the clock is much more expensive than the lawyer's fee."

Because she always satisfies people! ”

The United States ridicules celebrities as politically correct......

However, this time Qiaojia's joke was a little excessive, and the audience was still laughing, but the stage was quiet.

Qiao Jia didn't care what the people behind him thought, he looked at the audience and pointed to the camera teams of several TV stations, and said with a smile: "You must think I hate Lahiri, right?"

On the contrary, I love her very much......

Without her sleeping at work, I wouldn't have gotten to know Ambassador Steven.

She left Steven in Libya to work out, and I happened to be nearby, so I practiced with her for most of the year.

I can touch my conscience and say that I have indeed become strong!

Steven is a good friend, and he will stay in Libya to help me rebuild Tubrug, regardless of his own safety, and insist on completing the experience that Lahiri has set for him.

And then it turned out that you all saw that we won!

There's a lot of talk about Lahiri trying to kill Steven, and I think that's wrong, but I think Lahiri is producing the best secretary of state for the United States.

The United States spent more than two trillion dollars in Iraq......

Spent so much money, raised so many people, and as a result, no one liked you there.

Take a look at Steven's achievements in the Middle East over the last year......

I don't remember how many years the war was fought in Iraq, but I'm sure that more has been achieved in the last years than Steven has achieved in one year.

At least you are getting off the plane in Iraq with American passports right now, and only bad luck will anyone want to cut off your head, and you still have a chance to be rescued before you are hacked to death.

You have to thank Steven, and of course me......"

Joga deliberately waited for the audience to digest his words, and then continued: "I love Lahiri so much......

Because she personally sent me a contract for Syria, and then told me when I was fighting hard that I must not forget compassion.

She told me that it was wrong for a person to be so cruel and that I should face the terrorists with a humanitarian attitude.

And then as you can see, I put myself in the middle of the enemy, and carefully kept the bodies of the terrorists, and laid them out for their companions to collect.

I even wrote 'I'm sorry' on every body bag.

And then I won!

There's a credit to Lahiri for bringing out my potential and letting me know that it's real to die and live after.

So we won, I dragged the terrorists of Isis, and then the dirty bomb was solved.

It's all fucking thanks to the big guys......"

Choga's words caused a large number of boos from the audience, not for him, but for the big names who might have watched the speech on TV or online......

Boss Qiao is fighting a live broadcast war, and when everything is over, even a fool can figure out the cause and effect.

The most powerful country on earth was led by the nose by a group of Isis terrorists for more than half a year, and finally asked a private company to shed blood, sacrifice, and solve the problem......

That only shows that the people in power are stupid, because they have a good hand, but they are looking for foreign help to win.

Joga looked at the crowd that was gradually mobilized and gathered in the audience, and he smiled and said, "Really, I love Lahiri very much because she is a wise person......

She told me that you can't be a racist, you have to be respectful of black people.

I listened, and then I built a small town in Central Africa, the poorest part of the world.

You can't believe it, but in response to Ms. Lahiri's wisdom, I bought an iron ore mine there, and then put it on the equipment and paid a high salary to hire the locals to mine it.

I've been fucking losing money, and a lot of money!

Oh, and I also pulled in Ms. Gemma Alexander, who built a hospital there.

Then I said to the people in the Sangha town, don't worry, on my territory, you don't have to pay for medical treatment......"

Joga's retort caused a large number of cheers and drumming from the audience, and Joga gave a thumbs up to a few buddies who were particularly cheering, and said with a smile: "Can I prove that I am not a racist like this?"

I'm not sure, because in the eyes of some people, the blacks of Afica are not the same as the blacks of America.

I don't know what's wrong with the world, some people just don't like the media, and they are called 'misogynistic', 'racist', and 'swear king'. ”

Saying that, Qiao Jia looked at the many media in the audience, and he said with a smile: "That's right, I'm talking about Big Mouth Tang, he was treated unfairly by you."

He also has many virtues that you haven't mentioned, such as honesty, such as modesty, such as mild-mannered personality......

Oh, I can't make it up anymore......"

Saying that, Qiao Jia laughed, looked back at the big-mouthed Tang who no longer had a smile on his face, and said, "You didn't have what I said, right?"

So I don't think the others exist, and even if they do, I think you're targeting a specific group of people.

Hurry up and thank me......

This is an affirmation from staunch feminists, protectors of women in the Middle East, defenders of democracy and freedom, messengers of security in the war zone, jackals!

Comeon! saythankyou!

I feel like we're twins right now......

My telepathy tells me that you can surely lead American citizens through the complex crossroads of democracy and find the right path!

Hurry up and say thank you to me......"