Chapter 10: The Living Corpse
"Do you want to open it? I guess everything of value is in there! Chen Bei asked, pointing to the coffin.
"What do you say? Why don't you come here, it's just enough for a few of us? If you don't catch some back, you won't be bitten in vain. "The fat man has always been the master who does not suffer, and this time he almost planted it, how can he not drag the owner of this tomb out and say it well.
The third uncle also opened his mouth and said: "Besides, even if we don't open the coffin now, it is unlikely that we will go back the same way, every hole in this cliff does not know where it leads, where to get out, I don't know how much time it will take, the best way is to climb out from above." β
Chen Bei looked up and saw the crack on the top of the cave, the moonlight shone down from the top of the cave, it looked very desolate, the third uncle then pointed to the giant tree and said: "You see, the top of this giant tree is very close to the top of the cave, and there are many vines derived from the tree to the outside of the top of the cave, this is simply a natural ladder, and there are so many branches on the whole tree, it is very easy to climb, which is just conducive to us going out." β
Pan Zi said: "Third master, let's not bring up the matter of going first, let's do the right thing first, you give me a word, how can you get it." β
The third uncle stepped forward to look at it carefully for a while and then said: "This hole is not cracked by itself, but torn open by more than a dozen iron chains inside, the kid came to see, what is written on it?"
The coffin was full of inscriptions, and he innocently stepped forward to look at the coffin and said: "It is the script of the Warring States Period, and the script of the Warring States Period is more complicated, and the script of Qi and Lu is the script commonly used by scholars at that time." After the annexation of the Lu State, the Chu State also absorbed a large amount of the culture of the Lu State, and the text was also relatively similar to the Lu State. β
"So Little Third Master, what's written on this?" Panzi is more concerned about what treasures are in it.
Innocent shook his head and said: "I don't understand the specifics, but I can be sure that the owner of this coffin is the King Lu Yan we are looking for, and the text on this should be his life, he seems to have died before he was fifty years old, without children and daughters, and the scene when he died, as I knew before, was suddenly sitting in front of Lu Gong." The rest should be some of his life. β
"Huh, what is this?" Innocent looked at one of the coffins with a shocked face.
Seeing this, the fat man hurriedly asked, "Little naΓ―ve, how did you find something?"
Naivety said in disbelief: "It says that the coffin will be opened one day, I can't calculate the specific time, the algorithm is too messy at that time, I don't know which calendar it is."
The fat man was a little frightened and said, "Huh? You said it was the day of the coffin, naΓ―ve, don't admit it wrong, it should be the day of the burial, right? β
"Big brother, see if this is a Qi word, so big, the same as your face, can I read it wrong?" Innocently replied speechlessly.
The third uncle fumbled with the chain and said to everyone: "Okay, don't care about those who have it or not, hurry up and come over to help."
"Let me do it, I'll shoot with a gun, these chains shouldn't be very strong!" Chen Bei took out his gun and said.
"I'd better do it!" Everyone was silent for a while, and innocently took the gun directly and said.
Chen Bei: "Do you trust me?" At such a close distance, I can do it with my eyes closed. Chen Bei felt that life had failed.
I saw that the innocent opened the bolt of the gun, and a few shots came, and the chains were all broken, leaving only a few to fix the position.
Innocently blew the muzzle of the gun and said: "How long has it been since I didn't have some hands!"
"Bring it to you!" Chen Bei snatched back the pistol from the innocent hand.
As soon as the words fell, the coffin suddenly shook itself, and a muffled sound came from inside.
"it!" Pan Zi, who was closest to him, was directly frightened.
Panzi asked in horror, "Hey, I don't have auditory hallucinations, right?"
"Swing!" The coffin shook violently again, and now several people were sure to be alive.
Panzi's face turned pale, trembling, and said, "It seems that there is something alive in it?" Third master, this coffin, I think we should not open it. β
"Let's get out of here!" Ah Ling's face turned pale, and she bit her lip and said. β
Tianzhen also said: "Or, let's go back?"
The third uncle carefully looked at the seams of the coffin, shook his head and said: "Impossible, this coffin is well sealed, the air cannot circulate at all, no matter what living things are inside, even if he has a lifespan of three thousand years, he will be suffocated to death." Besides, this is just a coffin, there are several layers of coffins inside, let's pry off one or two layers first and then hear clearly, besides, there are so many of us, there are guns and knives, what are you afraid of? β
Chen Bei pointed at the little brother and said: "Let's go, whatever he does, my little brother and I can arrange for him to be obedient, for a while, little brother, you will attack, I will assist you, fat man, naΓ―ve to shoot left and right, third uncle, you and Pan Zi can just fish, as for Ah Ling, you can hide away by yourself!"
"That's right, there are so many of us, fuck it!" The fat man doesn't want to go home empty-handed, there are so many people, he can give him anything to laugh at him.
Seeing this, the third uncle said to Panzi: "Work, Panzi!"
Pan Zi hurriedly responded: "Come on, Third Master!"
Pan Zi and the third uncle used knives to scrape off the fire paint at the seams first, and then stuck the pry bar in, shouting "Hard!" β
Then pressed down, only to hear a croak, the bronze coffin board was warped, naΓ―ve and fat hurriedly went up to help, the bronze plate pushed out, this board at least weighed more than 800 pounds, pushed the old man for a long time before moving out of half of the side, the two of them were so tired that they couldn't breathe.
Chen Bei said directly: "Get out of the way!"
The innocent and the fat man hurriedly got out of the way, only to see Chen Bei take two steps back, one borrowed his strength, jumped up, and directly kicked the bronze lid of the coffin, and this kick directly kicked the lid out and smashed it on the ground.
The third uncle was surprised and said, "The little brother is good!"
The fat man followed the words of the third uncle and said: "Of course, this is my Chen Bei's stunt, I once watched him kick a zongzi and break his waist."
"Okay, let's work, if there's something in it, give it to me and my brother!" This kick obviously made Chen Bei's status rise more than one step in the hearts of everyone.
Everyone then looked inside the coffin, which was a delicate jade-inlaid lacquer coffin, which was inlaid with jade, and these jade stones were arranged very neatly, divided into diamond-shaped and circular two ways, summarizing the saying that the sky is round and the place is round, and in the jade nested coffin, there is a painted lacquered wooden coffin, because the outside is pasted with jade, and it is impossible to see what is painted on it.
When Pan Zi saw the coffin, his eyes were about to fall, covering his wounds, half of his face was crying, and half of his face was smiling: "Damn, so much jade, it's okay to walk sideways now!" β
After Pan Zi finished speaking, he gritted his teeth and was about to start, but the third uncle hurriedly shouted: "No! This is XJ Manas jade, if you want to disassemble the jade and sell it, you can only sell it for a hundred thousand, so many of us are not enough, you have to take down the whole jade nest to be valuable! β
Pan Zi wanted to say something more, but when he saw the third uncle's eyes glaring, he didn't dare to make a mistake, scratched his head and retreated to the side.
The third uncle knocked on the painted lacquered wooden coffin and said: "Generally, the princes and kings of the Warring States are double coffins and three-layer coffins, if the tree is counted as the first coffin, now we have removed the two coffins and two coffins, and the layer below should be the most valuable." After speaking, the third uncle carefully used a knife to pull all the gold threads off the lacquered coffin, in order not to damage the jade nesting coffin, he dialed very carefully, and it took half an hour to finally take out the whole set of coffins.
As soon as the jade nested coffin was removed, several people saw the colorful paintings on the wooden coffin, these things were easier to understand than the inscriptions, innocently lit a flashlight and looked at it carefully, there were several narrative paintings painted on it, the one on the coffin board may be the scene when the coffin was just buried, only to see a huge tree in the middle, a hole cracked in the middle, the bronze coffin was carried by many skeletons, and the lid had not yet been covered, and then there were many people on the side, kneeling there respectfully.
"Whew!" At this time, there was a sound of breathing from inside again, and the third uncle directly approached to listen, and then said: "The sound of breathing, damn it!"
"What's going on?" Innocent swallowed and asked.
The third uncle said speechlessly: "It's all come to this point, do you want to cover it back?"
After speaking, the third uncle said to Pan Zi: "Why are you stunned, take the guy!"
Pan Zi hurriedly took out a pistol, and the third uncle shouted directly when he saw it: "Lao Tzu is talking about the black donkey's hooves, are you pig's brain?"
After speaking, the third uncle picked up the crowbar and prepared to start working directly, the fat man was anxious when he saw this, and shouted directly: "Stop, why are you all so violent, this is technical work, dodge, I'll come!"
The fat man shook his hand and let the third uncle go away, put his hand into the gap between the lacquered coffin and the bronze coffin, closed his eyes and groped for a long time, suddenly he made a force with his hand, only to hear a snap, and the coffin cracked neatly from the middle.
The fat man immediately jumped back, spread his hands, and said, "Stand back!" β
Everyone quickly took a few steps back, and the lacquered coffin rose from the coffin like a lotus flower, and then the lid of the coffin cracked left and right flipped down, this ingenious design was really breathtaking.
At the same time, I only saw a man covered in black armor, sitting up from the coffin, innocently raised his hand directly and was almost about to shoot, the fat man grabbed the innocent hand and said: "Don't move, he is wearing a baby, don't break it!" β
"Harm, do you want to go up?" Chen Bei looked at the little brother and said with a smile, but the little brother stared at the person and didn't say anything.
The third uncle walked to the side and took a look, and said, "I fucking thought it was a zongzi again, you see, there is a log behind him to support him." No wonder he was able to sit up. β
The corpse began to breathe again, and the voice was loud at this point.
Naivety was very shocked, and took a few steps back, the muscles of his whole body tensed, for fear that this corpse would suddenly stand up and pounce, and asked softly, "How can this corpse gasp?" Have you ever encountered this before? β
Pan Zi tightened the black donkey's hooves in his hand and said, "Of course not, if this kind of thing happens often, I'd rather go to the toilet than come to the fight." β
Naively looked at Chen Bei again, and Chen Bei said directly: "It doesn't matter if he dies or not, give him two shots, and keep him dead and can't die again."
Naivety seemed to feel justified, and directly pulled the bolt of the gun, ready to shoot.
The third uncle and the fat man hurriedly waved their hands and shouted almost at the same time: "Wait...... Wait a minute! β
The third uncle had already come to the corpse, he waved his hand to the innocence, while looking at the armor on the corpse, he was so surprised that his mouth couldn't close, pointed to the black armor and said, "This ...... Isn't this a jade figurine? Oh my god, this thing really exists! β
The third uncle was so excited that he almost burst into tears, and stammered: "Make ...... Creation, I, Wu Laosan, have poured this long fight, and finally ...... Finally I found an artifact, it was a jade figurine. β
Then he said: "As long as you wear this thing, people will rejuvenate, do you see it, it's true!" This corpse is the evidence! β
The fat man also saw that his eyes were straight, and said, "I really didn't expect that Qin Shi Huang couldn't find this thing, it turned out to be on him." That third master, do you know how to take off this thing? β
The third uncle shook his head, "I heard that this thing can't be taken off from the outside, and this is also a trouble, do we have to carry the whole body out?" β
Then the third uncle and the fat man came to check, only to see the corpse pulling their arms and legs, and they didn't have any temper at all, so they innocently asked: "If you take off this jade figurine, what will happen to the people inside?" β
The fat man didn't think of this, and said, "I really don't know about the fat man, it's a big deal." β
I said, "Then he was living well, aren't we murdering like this?" β
The fat man almost laughed when he heard this, and said: "Innocent and cute, if you have your ideological consciousness, then you don't have to do anything, this ancient prince and nobleman, which is not full of blood, even if you find out, you have to be shot." You're still worried about this, you're well-fed. β
Chen Bei also said: "Don't worry, it's not murder, even if we don't touch him, it will be sliced and studied by those experts."
Naivety was a little embarrassed, so he looked down at the situation at the bottom of the coffin, there was a thick layer of scale-like things at the bottom of the coffin, and there were some unnamed artifacts inside, Naivety grabbed a handful of these scales and asked, "What are these things?" β
The third uncle was absent-minded, sniffed it and said, "This is the human skin he fell off." β
Naivety immediately threw away the things, scolded and said, "Damn, is this King Lu Yan suffering from a skin disease and losing so much skin." β
"Are you two optimistic?" Chen Bei was a little speechless when he saw the third uncle and the fat man going back and forth there.
"What's the hurry? It's not that I'm talking about you, Chen Bei, do you know how to work slowly and carefully, but you are like me, how can you be the same as the third uncle, these Tufuzi in the south. The fat man replied speechlessly.
The third uncle said: "I said fatty, what do you mean, we sent you to provoke you?"
The fat man said in a sneering voice: "You comrades of the southern faction, the murderous intent is too heavy, and the tomb is even the pot end, this inverted bucket is a meticulous craftsmanship, see it, if you don't have your fat man and me today, you have to dissolve this corpse to get this jade figurine out." I saw that the fat man had lifted a thread out of nowhere.