Chapter 013 Inviting Paper Horses for the Heavens, Set Almost Accomplishes Good Things
Xu Lu said: "I didn't expect the little brother's martial arts to be so strong, I admire and admire." ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "Offering ugliness and offering ugliness, did the Taoist chief already see that my knife was not useful?" ”
Xu Lu said: "What's the matter, you didn't use it when I lent you my sword at the beginning, her two swords were made of divine iron, and after years of cultivation by that demon with yin qi, how could ordinary mortal weapons be matched?" ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "It seems that I still lack a weapon to take advantage of, and I don't know where to look for it?" ”
Xu Lu said: "It depends on your chance, seeing that without me, this sword is also a weapon left behind by an immortal who was obtained by chance again." ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "I heard that the Dragon King of the Four Seas has a treasure, how about I go to them to borrow one?" ”
Xu Lu said: "How capable are you to dare to provoke the Dragon King of the Four Seas. Each of them has tens of thousands of years of mana, and it is not as easy to go to them to ask for a weapon as it is to go to Heaven to borrow one. "I heard that you can go up to heaven to borrow it.
Chen Chunfeng said, "How can it be so easy to sneak into the Heavenly Court? ”
Xu Lu said: "It's easy to say and hard to say. ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "How do you say it? ”
Xu Lu said: "For ordinary people, it is more difficult to open their mouths than to ascend to the sky, it can be seen that it is not easy to go to heaven, but for you and me, it is not easy to go to heaven with the method of ascending clouds, but how to get into the heavens." ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "What should I do? ”
Xu Lu said: "Then you have to choose the right time. ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "What timing? Xu Lu looked around, leaned into the spring breeze and said: "The twenty-third day of the lunar month every year is the time for every household to report to the heavens, and you can find a way to blend into the heavenly court as a stove king, as for entering the heavenly court to find weapons there, this is your business." ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "This is also a way, wait until I go to the bottom of the sea first." ”
Xu Lu said: "Then you have to be careful, since a demon immortal went to the East China Sea to borrow their Zhenhai treasure, the Dragon King of the Four Seas has strengthened the guards at the bottom of the sea. "At this time, while the two of them were talking, eight more went up in the ring, three were seriously injured, and five of me lost my life.
When Chen Chunfeng looked on the stage, he saw another woman going up, claiming to be a snake spirit who had been practicing at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain for 800 years, and her name was Bai Suzhen.
This Bai Suzhen is not the Bai Suzhen he imagined, I saw that this woman was dressed in white and had a good appearance and a graceful figure, saying that she wanted to avenge his dead friend, holding a sword in her hand, and couldn't help but say, stabbing at the white bone spirit, only a few rounds, Bai Suzhen's sword was cut off, and the white bone spirit was about to die.
Chen Chunfeng shouted: "Sister spare her!" The white bone spirit raised his eyes and found that it was Chen Chunfeng who was shouting, but he was stunned, at this time the white snake took the opportunity to dodge to the side, and the white bone spirit only thought that Chen Chunfeng was full of flesh and said to Chen Chunfeng: "Since my brother pleads for her, let her go!" Bai Suzhen, who was out of trouble, thanked Chen Chunfeng, but did not speak, and turned into a puff of green smoke.
Chen Chunfeng said loudly: "According to me, even if this demon king is fighting today, how about the birth of Lady White Bone?" For a while, there was no opposition from the audience, and the white bone spirit on the stage got off the donkey and said, "Is there anyone else on stage to compete with me." It's getting late today and no one is coming up, so forget it. ”
After waiting for another quarter of an hour, the white bone spirit said to the few demon kings sitting in the highest row on the highest peak, "Please also ask a few demon kings to announce the results." ”
On the top of the highest mountain, there were six or seven people sitting side by side, led by a bull-headed monster, and the man said: "This demon king is over today, and the winner is the White Bone Lady, and no one is allowed to find a future account in the future." After that, the bull-headed demon king turned into a golden light and left, and the other demon kings all used their magical powers or drove the clouds, or drove the wind and left one after another.
The various monsters around all waited until a few demon kings left before leaving, some turned into a puff of green smoke, some set up a demon wind, some ran away, some grew wings and flew away, and some borrowed the soil to escape on the spot.
Xu Lu said: "Let's go too, there will be a period after the little friend." After speaking, a cloud of white clouds flew into the air under Xu Lu's feet, and Chen Chunfeng and Xu Lu said goodbye.
Looking at the wine and food in front of him, Chen Chunfeng shook off his cheeks and started to eat, holding a wine jar in one hand, a mouthful of wine and a mouthful of food. When he had finished eating, the youkai in the four strokes also walked away, holding the ring-headed knife in two sections in the scabbard in his right hand, and holding the half-jar in his left hand and leaving his seat.
Due to the strength of the wine, he could only use the method of shrinking the ground, and the figure disappeared into the distance after a few flashes. The white bone spirit on the stage cleaned up the things on the platform and said to the maidservant: "You can go back to the mountain after you help the Taoist priests clean up." I went to thank the local host. ”
After the white bone spirit gave orders to his subordinates, he turned around and turned into a gust of demon wind and left.
Speaking of Chen Chunfeng, he used the land shrinkage method to walk to the town where he ate steamed buns in the morning, found an inn and slept overnight and during the day before Chen Chunfeng was completely awake. After settling the account of the restaurant, taking advantage of the night, he drove back to his residence in the clouds, and when he arrived home, it was not yet dawn, and he lay on his bed and took a nap for more than an hour.
The rooster crowed, Chen Chunfeng turned over on the bed, opened his eyelids and looked out the window to see that it was already white, and then turned over and fell asleep, and slept until three poles in the morning before waking up. The excessive use of spells on this trip, coupled with the fact that he fought with the white bone spirit for a while during the trip, really tired Chen Chunfeng a lot.
The first thing Chen Chunfeng did when he woke up was to go to the noodle shop at the door and ask for a bowl of mutton stewed noodles and a plate of kelp shreds.
Chen Chunfeng planned to find a blacksmith shop after eating, pick up the knife, this is a place where rangers gather, it is inevitable that the weapons of the battle are damaged on weekdays, so there is no shortage of blacksmith shops here, Chen Chunfeng is not far from the noodle shop is a Zhangjia blacksmith shop, Chen Chunfeng walked in, although he was wearing civilian clothes, but this town is not very big, so most of the people here already know this new officer, Chen Chunfeng entered the blacksmith shop The old blacksmith surnamed Zhang came to greet him.
Chen Chunfeng poured his Duan knife out of the scabbard, and the blacksmith looked at it and said, "The material of this knife is a bit hard, and it will take five days to repair." Chen Chunfeng asked the price, and after putting the deposit, he left the knife in the blacksmith shop for repair.
After coming out of the blacksmith shop, he didn't go home to change his clothes, so he walked around the town in civilian clothes, thinking about how to get mixed up with the heavenly court and come back with a knife from the heavenly court. Xu Lu gave him guidance on this matter, that is, to use the opportunity of the annual report of the prince of the stove to heaven. So he walked into an incense candle paper horse shop on the side of the road and invited a stove prince home.
When he got home, Chen Chunfeng pasted the paper horse of the stove prince next to the stove he usually cooked. Every day, he buys some melons and fruits to offer, and at night he drinks wine in front of the shrine of the king of the stove, and he drinks a glass of himself to the king of the stove.
On this day, he showed some spells, and said to the king of the stove: "Daoyou and Daoyou came out, drank together, and called several times in a row without any movement.
Chen Chunfeng said: "Come out, are there any outsiders here." Chen Chunfeng took out another plate of halva from the food box and put it in front of the stove king.
Not long after the halva was placed, an old man in his fifties flew out of the statue of the Stove King. As soon as Chen Chunfeng saw that the king of their stove came out, he first gave a gift to the king of the stove, and then warmly invited him to drink together.
After three rounds of drinking, the two of them are already commensurate with Taoist friends, and the relationship is obviously much closer, until the king of the stove gets drunk, and Chen Chunfeng is also drunk on the wine table.
Chen Chunfeng was on an errand during the day, and drank with the king of the stove at night, until he entered the moon, once when he drank Chen Chunfeng drank with the king of the stove, he said: "How many princes of the stove are there in such a big world?" ”
The king of the stove said: "The king of the stove is a family, and people say that there are gods who raise their heads and three feet are talking about the king of the stove, and our king of the stove is one of the gods closest to people." ”
Chen Chunfeng poured the wine and said: "Every year on the twenty-third day of the lunar month, do you all have to report to heaven?" ”
The king of the stove said: "Of course, at this time, our duty, one day in heaven and one year on the earth, we have to go to heaven every day to report, otherwise there will be no wages." ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "You tell me about the things in heaven, and I have a long insight. ”
The king of the stove said: "This can't be said, on the twenty-third day of the lunar month this year, you can go to order for me, and by the way, you can see what the sky looks like, so it is not considered that I have leaked the heavenly secret." Chen Chunfeng couldn't ask for it in his heart, but said, "Is this appropriate?" ”
The king of the stove said: "What's wrong with this, you take the report voucher I wrote in advance, follow the king of the stove, and put it in the merit box, and it's okay." Then follow everyone out of the heavenly court. ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "Just take a walk and see how much you can see, how can you stay in heaven for three or two days and walk around." ”
The Stove King said: "What kind of place do you think Heavenly Court is, and if you still walk around, it would be good to be able to go up to the sky and take a turn." ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "That's it!." ”
The Stove King said, "How? ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "You write me two report vouchers, and I will stay on it for a day to ensure that I will not be discovered by others, and what about underground!" Thou shalt be my errand for a year, and all the money will be thee. ”
The king of the stove frowned and said: "This, the relationship between you and me is not a day or two, since my brother wants to go up and have a look, my brother will fulfill you, don't you cause any trouble and affect my brother and me!" It took me how many years to become the king of the stove, it's not easy! ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "Don't worry, brother, it'll be fine." After the two discussed, Chen Chunfeng began to prepare for heaven.
Time flies and the twenty-third day of the lunar month, the king of the stove wrote two report vouchers, Chen Chunfeng checked the date, it is this year and next year, he and the king of the stove changed clothes, pinched the mantra to make the appearance of the king of the stove the same, and even the sound is the same, Chen Chunfeng was just about to leave, the king of the stove said: "You must come back on time, don't cause anything wrong." ”
Chen Chunfeng said: "Brother, don't worry! The Lord of the Stove also turned into Chen Chunfeng's appearance in front of Chen Chunfeng, put on his clothes, picked up the ring knife, and his appearance was not bad at all with Chen Chunfeng's appearance.