Chapter 245: A limerick and an unexpected encounter

"You're really my good brother......"

Shi Lan looked at Xingqiu with a blue nose and swollen face, and countless camel beasts rushed past in his heart.

Changsheng, who caught up, unceremoniously beat Shi Lan violently, and even strangled and bitten, leaving no mercy at all.

Of course, this is nothing for Shi Lan, who has rough skin and thick flesh, and one thing that worries him is whether this guy Changsheng is poisonous or not?

Xingqiu's expression was so wonderful that it was indescribable.

An expression that couldn't hold back a smile was a little ashamed, and at the same time there were a few doubts in his eyes.

"Seriously, I never thought you'd appear like this...... Xingqiu couldn't help but laugh in the end: "You are still the first to provoke Changsheng like this!" Hahahaha......"

"Damn! What the hell are you helping over there! ”

Shi Lan rolled her eyes, unscrewed the water off her sleeve, pulled a fat fish out of her cloak and hat, and frowned to throw it into the water, but after thinking about it, she was a little loss, so she stuffed the fish into the virtual belt.

This is not a loss, and even a little profit.

It's a condensed fish.

"I'm going home and changing my clothes......"

"Oh? I'm leaving. Xingqiu still wanted to talk more, but now Shi Lan really should go home, so he had to say: "Since you're back, I'll call a few friends that night, let's have tea and chat in the Yanshang Tea Room, right?" ”

"No problem, you can look at the arrangement."

Shi Lan waved his hand, put on his hat and didn't want to be seen embarrassed, and went straight to Huyan Street when he left Yujingtai.

The scarlet clouds are broken, the drum tower, and the antique shop that can't recognize the ancient characters.

These streetscapes, which have not changed since he was a child, seem to have remained unchanged in this port city since ancient times.

The streets of Liyue are still so noisy, and after spending some time in depressed Mondstadt, I feel a little emotionally attached to the bustling streets of Liyue.

"Sauvignon Blanc is homesick for a long time, and now I also return to my hometown to remember the present ......"

A vigorous voice sounded in her ears, and a tall girl walked through the streets, reciting verses that at first heard something but could not be savored.

Shi Lan's face changed, he lowered the brim of his hat and quickened his pace.

"There are thousands of street shops, go to this and that after shopping~"

The girl seemed to have found something terrible, and sneakily followed with a catwalk.

Shi Lan's secret path is not good, and he walks faster.

"It's a good day if it's not windy~It's sunny if it's not raining~"

The girl caught up with Shi Lan, as if talking to herself, but her eyes kept glancing at Shi Lan's body, and at the same time she was chanting her strange poem.

Passers-by on the side were shocked when they heard this poem, and they were shocked by the philosophy contained in this poem.

"Ahem."

Shi Lan only felt weak, but he didn't dare to say a word.

The girl did not show weakness, and followed him closely with her long and round legs, and then recited her philosophical masterpiece: "The young man returns to his hometown and does not show his face, and the old man follows to see him." I don't know if you still remember that you were a distinguished guest in the Hall of the Dead? ”

Shi Lan: "......"

This girl is naturally Hu Tao.

Shi Lan didn't expect to be able to bump into Hu Tao in broad daylight, this is no different from bumping into a ghost during the day, especially when she looks so embarrassed, she will definitely be laughed at, right?

Hu Tao had a hat with a strange wooden plaque on the brim, a few plum blossoms, and a long double ponytail that felt like it could drag down to his heels.

Out of the water hibiscus, the girl's delicate face with buds to be released is eye-catching, but Shi Lan doesn't dare to look at it now.

Hu Tao put his hand behind his back, and his pupils seemed to have a red plum in his eyes.

She approached Shi Lan and kept looking at him: "Na, Shi Lan?" ”

Shi Lan: "......"

She didn't recognize me, but it was almost!

Hu Tao changed positions again and ran to Shi Lan's left, trying to see through the hood the faces of the people inside.

"It's Shi Lan, right? Is it? Is it? ”

She seemed to be talking to herself, and she seemed to be asking knowingly.

Shi Lan pretended not to hear and walked all the way up the wooden bridge.

If this appearance is recognized by Hu Tao, it will definitely be made up countless limericks to make fun of......

He only prayed that the girl would stay away from him.

"It's almost there, after the square in front of you, it's the boundary of eating Tiger Rock......"

But Hu Tao still followed him closely, and even ran in front of him, walking backwards, with a light and lovely step, like a butterfly.

"Stop!" Hu Tao suddenly shook, crossed his waist and blocked the way: "Bah! Down with ...... at the age of ten"

"Ahhhh

Shi Lan couldn't bear it anymore, and directly lifted the hood, and the appearance of a blue nose and swollen face was suddenly made public.

Hu Tao's expression froze for a moment, and then slowly became shocked.

"Good...... It's ugly......"

The passers-by around were startled and took two steps back.

"Wow! Good guy, whose boy was he arched by a wild boar?! ”

Shi Lan was furious: "What are you kidding! I can take down a wild boar at the age of ten!! ”

Passers-by were stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "It's Shi Lan, I haven't seen you for a long time... It's been a year since I heard the story of you defeating a wild boar, I'm sorry......"

"You'd better never hear the story." Shi Lan was full of grievances and couldn't speak.

"Yikes! It's really Shi Lan! Hu Tao, who had a quick nerve reflex, exclaimed.

Then she scratched her head and said, "I'm really sorry, just now I saw that you were wet and bruised and swollen, and I thought that you were the wrong person, and I thought you were the unlucky guy who was beaten by a snake just now in Yujingtai." As a result, as soon as I heard you say that you knocked down the wild boar, I recognized it directly... I'm so sorry! ”

Shi Lan was dumbfounded.

What?!

The people of Liyue are gossiping too fast, has the news of Yujingtai already reached here?!

Hu Tao crossed his waist, wrinkled his little nose, and complained unhappily: "Stinky Shilan, I know it's me, and I don't want to show up after following you for so long!" ”

"I'm sorry, I've been away from home for too long, I'm ......" Shi Lan waved her hand weakly, brushing aside the walnut, "I'm going home......"

Hu Tao was unhappy, ran over in three steps and two steps, followed Shi Lan's side, and chattered: "How can you be like this, why don't you go in and sit when you pass by my house, has our friendship stopped here?" Take a sip of tea in the hall, check out our latest events, learn about our new services, and reserve yourself a bite to ...... Well, a place where you can sleep after death...... Eh, don't go! ”

Shi Lan was going crazy.

The front is quite normal, but what the hell is the words in the back? Where can I sleep after death? Is it a coffin or a cemetery!?

Shi Lan suddenly stood on her feet, and the chattering Hu Tao hit Shi Lan's back headlong, screaming in pain, and rubbing her nose incessantly.

"Why did you stop all of a sudden?"

"First of all!" Shi Lan suddenly became serious, and said in a shocking voice: "I just fell into the lake, not by fighting with snakes!" ”

Hu Tao was confused.

"I didn't say you two are the same person, did you?"

Shi Lan's breath stagnated, his mouth was open and he didn't make a sound, there was a little smoke above his head, and he was crazy about organizing words.

After a long time, he held back a sentence: "I should go, go home and change clothes, thank you." ”

"It's you, isn't it?" Hu Tao asked.

"No!!"

"That's it!"

Shi Lan couldn't stand it anymore, so she ran straight away, leaving Hu Tao behind.

Hu Tao giggled and bent over, holding his thigh, then took a deep breath and waved his hand at Shi Lan: "Shi Lan! Just kidding, come back to joke, you haven't been back for a long time, remember to come and play with us after changing your clothes! ”

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"Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck......" Shi Lan walked angrily in the direction of home.

was bumped into by his friends one after another, and such an embarrassing picture made him want to move to the clouds and seclusion in the mountains and forests immediately.

But fortunately, there are only two Xingqiu and Hu Tao, and it would be enough to have another one......

Just thinking about it, the door of the house is already close at hand.

Shi Lan finally laughed, feeling that the journey home from Yujingtai was simply more difficult than the narrow walk of the Wuxiang Blade.

He was about to push the door open and enter the house when he suddenly heard someone calling his name.

"Shi Lan?"

The sound was so familiar that Shi Lan's movement as he pushed the door froze.

He turned his head mechanically, but what he saw was not the person he had imagined.

But it's really that person, but it's a little out of the stereotype of her.

The man had a gray face, and a turban was over his head, which covered his beautiful hair. The originally white and delicate face was also smeared with dirty, and only the pair of shiny and clear pupils were looking at Shi Lan in surprise.

Shi Lan looked again and found that she was wearing rag linen clothes, with a dirty cloth covering her shoulders and back, and carrying a large wooden box on her body, which looked very difficult.

She stood in the crowded streets, out of place,

But all this in front of Shi Lan was a shocking scene comparable to a thunderbolt on a sunny day, comparable to facing a thoughtless knife.

Shi Lan's body trembled violently, and he was so shocked that he almost demolished his home with a punch.

"You, you...... You..."Shi Lan's expression was sad, "You also have today!" ”

The latter still had a surprised expression just now, and his face turned cold.

(End of chapter)