Chapter 254: Paimon Isn't a Thing!

As soon as the day dawned, Mr. Shi, who had reached the age of 500 and had not been a few years old, sat up from the bed.

Rubbing his eyes, he glanced at his watch and found that it was only past five o'clock, and he estimated that there was still a lot of time, so he lowered his head and took a nap for a while, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that it was already more than seven o'clock......

"Hell! Just kidding!! ”

Shi Lan instantly became extremely awake, dressed and got out of bed to wash and wash.

This is already a week after the tea party.

After establishing the Liren Society, he returned to the daily life of Liyue, and spent a moment exchanging information with the members of the Intelligence Unit.

Luckily, everything is fine in Liyue at the moment.

There is no way to know Yelan's news for the time being, only that she went to Solstice to carry out a very dangerous mission, and this mission was taken by herself.

Shi Lan could only pray that Yelan would come back safely.

In terms of family, a very explosive news is that my father is far away.

This is what he learned from Master Mao.

After Shi Lan left home and embarked on a journey, the empty nester Lao Shi said that he was very lonely, so he planned to go out for a long time to see.

Ishiyama also went abroad as a sailor when he was young, but it was only on a ship, there was no freedom, and when he arrived at the first stop, he only drank and had fun at the local tavern, and the beautiful scenery could only be seen from a distance before sailing with the fleet into the stormy seas.

Now that Shi Lan has grown up smoothly and doesn't have to worry about it anymore, he has the idea of going around the world.

And the time when Lao Shi left was very coincidental, the second day he left was the day Shi Lan came back.

If Shi Lan hadn't been lying in Bubulu for a few days, maybe he would have been able to send his father on the road by hand......

Shi Lan was very pleased with Shishan's travel.

After all, he was now the number one target of the Fatui, especially not long after he slaughtered Dotore's slice, and Stone Mountain was undoubtedly dangerous in Liyue at this time. (The main thing is that this character doesn't have a sense of existence at the moment)

But then he became worried, and it would not be difficult for the Fatui to find out the identity of Shishan by himself, especially since the distinctive surname of "Shi" could easily make the Fatui think of Shi Lan in Liyue.

But he soon knew he had nothing to worry about.

Because according to Master Mao, Shi Shan found Keqing through Shi Lan's relationship before he went out, and asked her to get a fake identity and fake name for herself, so as to avoid Shi Lan's involvement......

"Tsk, ginger is still old and spicy......"

Shi Lan looked at the empty room and said that life was a lot calmer.

At least you don't have to smell the old man's second-hand smoke every day.

He still had a lot of work to do today, at least to clean up the house, the travelers were almost there, and it would be a shame to show Paimon the mess in the house.

On the third day after the tea party, he received a letter from Mondstadt.

Because there are only a few days left to invite the Immortal Ceremony, and if you miss one more time, you will wait for another year, and the purpose of the traveler is to meet the Emperor of the Rock King, so during this time period, the traveler will only advance and not delay.

With the Travelers working on a frenzy and the nearly extinction of the hilichurls in Mondstadt, they have finally saved up enough money to come to Liyue and set out for the second leg of their journey.

Before leaving, they sent a message to their friend Shi Lan in Liyue, hoping that Shi Lan would lead them to meet the Emperor of the Rocks.

What they didn't know was that Shi Lan had never seen the emperor at all.

Although the Travelers have not yet arrived in Liyue, their name in Mondstadt has already spread throughout Liyue due to the proximity of the two countries.

In word of mouth, they were demonized into all sorts of strange creatures: blonde handstands, a muscular god of war with a talking creature and a mysterious black friend who could lift a mountain with one hand......

The traveler is coming, and of course Shi Lan must be fully prepared to welcome him, and he must not make the house look so chaotic before.

In fact, there was not much mess in the house, but the tables and walls had not been cleaned for a long time, and there was a lot of dust in the corners and on the top of the cabinets.

The wind elemental force was directly activated, and the fierce wind rolled up the dust of the whole house, and then sent it out through the window, and the people on the street were stunned.

"What's wrong with Lao Shi's house?"

Shi Lan took a moment to clean the house, looked out the window, saw the people on the street, and couldn't help but shake her head slightly.

With only one day to go until the Immortal Ceremony, Liyue currently has an unprecedented number of people, counting and registering travelers from all over the world, investigating suspicious outsiders, and even Shi Lan has to be assigned to various jobs, so there is no time to rest.

"I really don't know what's so nice about the Immortal Ceremony, isn't it the Emperor of the Rock King, what's so fresh."

Shi Lan pursed her lips, full of sourness.

A few years ago, I did come back from the Immortal Ceremony, but at that time, I missed the opportunity to meet the emperor due to an urgent mission, so who made Liyue run out of people as soon as the festival arrived......

So last year, he didn't come back at all, and when he came back anyway, he was pulled by the General Affairs Department to be a donkey.

Even if you count the age in the stone, you can be considered more than five hundred years old, and as soon as you come back, you will be busy like a grandson, and the generations will go down, who can stand this.

However, because of these things, he has always wanted to found the Liren Society, and Liyue needs more talented people.

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Shi Lan wandered around the room for a while, feeling satisfied that everything was cleaned up, and suddenly remembered something, so she opened an inconspicuous wardrobe.

In addition to clothes, there is also a wooden box in the wardrobe.

The wooden box looks ordinary, but it's actually really ordinary.

A dozen Mora can ask someone to make one, of course, he didn't spend money to find Hu Tao, but he almost lost his life to get in.

The small wooden box looked like a normal workpiece, but after Hu Tao took the initiative to carve Shi Lan's name, it looked a little strange......

In fact, there was a black and white photo... was taken off by Shi Lan.

He shook his head and smiled, and when he opened the wooden box, one of the armguard-like objects was revealed.

As soon as it came out, the stinging dragon on Shi Lan's left arm trembled.

Obviously, the wooden box contained his other "stinging dragon".

The stinging dragon hadn't been used since he had kept it at home six years ago, but every time he came back, he maintained it to make sure it was flexible, even if it was used in an emergency.

Similarly, this stinging dragon did not forget to upgrade Lao Zhang, ensuring that the appearance and power of the two stinging dragons were at the same level.

It was locked in the cabinet, and Shi Lan could even feel its restlessness, like an old horse in ambush, eager to fight and fight.

But he really can't control the twin stinging dragons.

After the upgrade, the stinging dragon added more gilded scales, and the ancient dragon's coercion became stronger and stronger, and it felt as unsettling as if it had life, which made Shi Lan even more afraid to use the twin stinging dragon armament easily.

Moreover, there is no danger in Liyue right now that Shi Lan can use the twin dragons.

Unless it's to beat that guy......

As he was sighing, he suddenly heard someone hit the house.

"Your Excellency." There was a soft cry from outside the door, and the voice was very respectful.

Shi Lan put the sting dragon away, "What's the matter?" ”

The outsider replied: "Three bowls, but there are people making trouble in Hong Kong......

Shi Lan pursed her lips helplessly, you have to find me for such a trivial matter...

He closed the cabinet door, sighed, and responded to the outsider's words: "What are you looking for me?" Grab it. Can't Millelith be a gangster? ”

"But he's a foreigner... And..."

Outsiders can't tell if they have suffering.

Anyone who makes trouble can indeed be arrested, and Liyue has always been strict with foreign tourists, even stricter than locals.

But today's person is not something that their ordinary Millelith Army can catch.

The Fatui, and the Vision.

Naturally, the ordinary Millelith were unaware of Liyue's secret battle with Solstice, and given what happened six years ago, the Fatui had a good reputation in the eyes of the common people.

Therefore, this kind of person belongs to the "hard stubble" in the eyes of the Millelith Army.

At the end of the day, it's the other party's Vision that is very intimidating.

In order not to expand the impact and add unnecessary losses, it is the most appropriate way to find the people above.

Their first thought was to find Shi Lan.

There was nothing else, because his house was so close, two steps away.

The outsider continued, "This man seems to be from the Fatui... With the Vision of God in ......"

There was a sudden silence in the room, and then there was a clang, and the door was opened.

Shi Lan, who was dressed in black, was wearing a cloak, his hands were hidden under the cloak, he had a straight face, and his tall body looked majestic, so that the people who came to report did not dare to make a sound.

Shi Lan smiled slightly and floated away.

"I'll take a look."

After he left, the man let out a sigh of relief and looked at Shi Lan's back with envy, "What a powerful momentum!" It's not even twenty years old...... This may be the courage to defeat a wild boar at the age of ten... I hope that the Fatui won't be beaten too badly..."

"Hey!"

Shi Lan was standing in the distance and suddenly shouted at him, startling him.

"Your Excellency?"

"Lock the door for me."

“……”

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On the surface, it looks light, but in fact, the heart is already happy.

In addition to sleeping, beating the Fatui is Shi Lan's favorite sport.

Of course, the Fatui who are keeping to themselves in Liyue will be embarrassed to find fault. After all, when the Chasm of Stratum changed, the Fatui also made a contribution.

Regardless of the purpose that made them willing to go deep into the abyss and have no time to die, they also saved many miners down there and paid with their own lives.

Just because they really saved people, they still deserve respect.

But the troublemakers are different.

You have to beat it, otherwise your hands will itch unbearably.

The three bowls are not in Hong Kong, and the number of people gathered here is several times greater than before.

Of course, they are not to watch Tian Tiezui tell stories, but to watch Tian Tiezui spray with people.

Tian Tiezui crooked his glasses, his face turned red, and he wanted to step down and beat people with his teeth and claws, but fortunately, there were many people around him who stopped him, otherwise he would have to fight according to his temper.

Offstage, the Fatui were lying in a circle on their chairs, with their feet resting on the table and leaning back, with only two legs on the ground, swaying in a daze, completely ignoring the anger of those around them, with a contempt on their faces that made it look like beating him.

He flicked the Vision in his hand, discouraging those who wanted to hit him.

But what they don't know is that this thing is an evil eye, more dangerous than the vision.

Seeing the people around him who wanted to beat him but didn't dare to do it, this fueled his arrogance even more.

Tian Tiezui waved the fan and wanted to throw the fan to hit him, but he felt sorry for the fan and was reluctant to throw it, so he could only say dirty:

"You hateful foreigner! Rice worms that waste food! It's time to show off your might! How dare you disrespect the emperor! Insult the Immortal Master! Humble Liyue! What a guts! ”

Regardless of Tian Tiezui's scolding, the young master of the Fatui was indifferent, just stretched out his little finger and plucked out his ears, and said impatiently: "Where did the dog bark?" ”

Tian Tiezui's eyes widened, and he was furious: "You...... You, you, you!! ”

"What? Am I not right? The Young Master of the Fatui spread his hands and said in a loud voice, "What does Liyue have?" Digging coal, selling and selling mines, what else? Scold! What a country of commerce, it's just a bunch of digging stones! ”

Someone in the crowd retorted, "So what do you have in the winter?" It's just snowy and icy! There is not a single grass in the field! I don't have any water to drink when I'm thirsty! ”

"We are the winter solstice...... Rich!! The young master of the Fatui became even more arrogant: "If you don't have anything to eat, just buy it, if you don't have water to drink, just buy it...... This is the way of life in a higher country! Working in the fields? Farming and digging vegetables? Oh, the inferior countries have no money to make money from this kind of trade! ”

"Then do you know that the coins circulating in the world are all from the hands of our Rock King Emperor?"

"yes, yes...... So why do the people of Liyue dig up stones and farm? It's useless to be your god! All the money made is spent by others! Laugh to death! ”

Zhongli on the side silently took a sip of tea, glanced at Tian Tiezui, who was splashing saliva on the stage, and sighed helplessly.

"Today's book... I'm probably going to be tired of it......"

Shi Lan in the crowd moved his neck, pressed his fingers, and made a gurgling sound, and was about to teach this guy who didn't know how to distort things, when he suddenly found that someone had already taken the lead.

"You are so rude! In other people's territory, it is said that other people's are not! ”

The blonde brave and the white-haired pet have appeared!

The sudden appearance of the two made the young master of the Fatui very surprised, and subconsciously said, "What are you!" ”

The little thing flying in the air was stunned for a moment, and then stomped angrily:

"Paimon isn't a thing!!"

"Forehead ......"

Sora covered his face in embarrassment.

(End of chapter)