Chapter 259: I'm Angry!
At the dinner table, Paimon Hu eats Hese, and Shi Lan is curious about how her small body can hold food that is almost half of her own volume, and she doesn't even have a big stomach after eating it for a long time.
"Uh~ Delicious!" Paimon put down his chopsticks and sat down on the bench for the first time, rubbing his stomach contentedly, "Traveler, why don't we stay in Liyue?" There are delicious foods, friends, and hiccup~ There is no dragon disaster that makes people worry about it...... Hey, hey......"
Sora smiled bitterly, and his smile was complicated. Then, he bowed his head and said nothing, apparently thinking about someone.
Shi Lan put down his chopsticks and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't think too much, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge." I'll help you with your sister's search, who is with whom. β
"What sister?" Empty finger to his mouth, with a big tongue: "I chewed the star anise as meat, and there is a bunch of peppercorns stuck in it......"
Shi Lan: "(Β°AΒ°')"
After saying that Brother Kong is a real man, Shi Lan and the others are almost full, and there are still some leftovers that have not been eaten, and the empty can't eat them directly, so they are packed one by one.
It's been a long time since they've eaten such a sumptuous meal, and they've been tortured by Xiangling's slimes along the way.
After today's meal, it hasn't landed in the future, so let's put it up first, even if it is eaten in the wild, it won't spoil if it's put in the bag anyway.
After the three of them had eaten, Shi Lan took advantage of the fact that there was nothing to do, so she simply took them around the streets of Liyue to help them find their way.
"Liyue's streets are much better than in Mondstadt, with a straight road running north and south, making it easy to get lost.
Coming in from the north gate, the scarlet cloud slope, and the bottom of the slope is the dock chamber of commerce. Then go south along the Scarlet Cloud Slope, and let's eat Huyan Street. Further south is the lower town, where the people are much more difficult than here. Going down this road, you will find the port, where the ship will be parked. β
"This is Eat Tiger Rock Street, and you can think of it as Liyue's biggest food street, with wine-stuffed dumplings, Central Plains offal, and the quick-knife grilled fish that you collapsed. Also, my family lives here, well, that little house is. β
"What's that, Shi Lan......" Paimon suddenly thought of something, and scratched his head embarrassedly.
Shi Lan pouted: "Hey, there's something called Shi Lan, it's okay to be a stone man, right?" β
Paimon was surprised and defended himself, "Huh? How can you say that? Only people with good relationships can call each other nicknames, right? This doesn't mean that we have a good relationship! β
"Then do you have any problem with me calling you Fei Guoba?"
Paimon gritted his teeth, "No...... No comments......"
Sora smiled, "Paimon is the character who likes to take advantage of others but doesn't like to suffer. β
"Tell me what you want to do?"
Paimon smiled wryly, "Your family has a place to live..."
"Nope." Shi Lan added: "There is only a firewood room. β
Paimon celebrated directly: "yes! Firewood houses are also OK! β
Is it okay to sleep in the firewood room?
Shi Lan was shocked and looked at the sky incredulously: "What have you all experienced?" β
Scratching his head: "Sleeping in the open is no longer enough to describe... When you go on a safari in the wilderness, you can spend the night as long as there is a rooftop place... So for us, having a firewood house to live in is simply the best. β
Shi Lan was ashamed and wanted to slap herself twice.
Why are you two so miserable...... If I really give you two a firewood house, I'll have to scold myself for my 80th birthday......
Jokes aside, even if Paimon didn't mention it, Shi Lan had already made arrangements and booked a room at the inn of the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce.
Recently, in order to catch up with the Immortal Rites, Liyue has been so crowded that all the inns are full, and he was able to get a room for the traveler through Xingqiu's help.
As soon as he heard that the accommodation problem had been solved a long time ago, Paimon's eyes suddenly lit up with little stars, and he circled around Shi Lan's head, saying a lot of flattering words, and Shi Lan's heart was full of joy.
Next, Shi Lan took the traveler around the city.
The three bowls are not in Hong Kong, and they have almost been cleaned up here, due to the recent large flow of customers, the shopkeeper is not willing to give up the opportunity to attract the audience for a moment, and hastily placed it, Tian Tiezui performed on stage again, Zhongli still drank tea without moving, and listened to the book he had already been able to memorize with relish.
Tian Tiezui a dozen folding fans:
Shi Lan grabbed Tian Tiezui's voice in the audience: "In the past Liyue, there were great demons in the sea and evil cockroaches entrenched in the mountains, and the Emperor of the Rock gathered all the immortals ......."
Tian Tiezui almost dropped his fan again.
"Go ahead and you'll get to the Crimson Slope ......"
Outside the Hall of the Dead, Shi Lan saw the master of the hall lying on his side on the stone bench at the door dreaming, and a cat had grown on his body.
"There's nothing to see here."
Hurriedly walked away with a head full of question marks.
Arrived at the center of Crimson Cloud Slope.
"There is a teahouse on the drum tower, which is also a storyteller, but it is different from the place just now, it is about swords, swords, and shadows. There is also the Yunhan Society that sings. Speaking of which, I must recommend you to go to the Yunhan Club to listen to Liyue Opera, which is catchy and has a lot of stamina. When the time comes, you will remember to mention me when you go to the play. β
Paimon tilted his head: "What's the use of mentioning you?" β
Shi Lan said proudly: "It's useless." β
Paimon: "......"
"Across the Drum Tower is the Liyue General Affairs Division, well, it's probably the same concept as the Mondstadt Knights Building, which handles simple dignitaries, and the sign at the door can see some simple news dignitaries."
"Can you see the Seven Stars here?" Sora wanted to ask for a long time, "Or are they all on the Jade Pavilion?" β
Meet the Seven Stars, get a chance to meet the Emperor up close, and then hurry to the next realm.
Thinking that the day after tomorrow is the day when the emperor comes, Kong almost couldn't help but raise his arms and shout, there has never been such a smooth start!
"The Jade Pavilion is only Tianquan's own, and the other seven stars are only qualified to climb up, and there is only one Tianquan star in the pavilion on weekdays. So...... Why do you want to see Seven Stars? β
Shi Lan was very dissatisfied, and felt that she had been questioned: "Isn't it just to see the emperor, what's so difficult about this." Seeing the moon gate in front of you, you can enter from there and arrive at Yujingtai, where the emperor will descend for thousands of years. When the time comes, I'll take you in directly, which one dare to stop me? β
"Oh! The words are super handsome! Hee-hee, I'm starting to look forward to it. Paimon excitedly circled his hand, "By the way, what does the Emperor look like?" Listening to the history mentioned by passers-by, he seems to be the longest-lived of the seven gods...... It feels like I can live to death......"
Sora and Shi Lan were both stunned for two seconds.
It seems like...... There's nothing wrong with it......
"Ahem, Emperor...... What does it look like..."After all, Shi Lan had never seen the true body of the Rock King Emperor with his own eyes, only knew that it was a golden dragon so handsome that Ruo Tuo was jealous to death.
But if you want to talk about human appearance, I have indeed heard of the deeds of the emperor turning into a human dragon and traveling the world, for example, the one that sells oil cakes, according to the investigation, the emperor seems to have really eaten his family's flatbread......
In these rumors, the image of the emperor is strange, the old man, the child, either a man or a woman, anyway, no one can really be sure that the image is the real human embodiment of the emperor.
However, according to the emperor's age and demeanor, Shi Lan's mind always unconsciously appeared the image of a middle-aged old man......
Zhongli is very knowledgeable, and he speaks calmly, as long as he doesn't understand something, he can ask him, and even take out Fushe's boxing skills...... And after so many years, there is basically no change in appearance.
But......
"Hey!" He waved his hand, smiling self-deprecatingly at the thought of what the man was often doing.
How is it possible, there is no god who is so narcissistic as to listen to others talk about his great achievements every day... No matter how you look at this kind of unreasonable operation, it can't be done by the calm and powerful Rock King Emperor...
To say that Zhongli is the incarnation of the emperor, Shi Lan is still more inclined to the identity of an immortal, after all, Shi Lan often sees Zhongli drinking tea at Grandma Ping.
"Oh ~ branched." Paimon had an expression of "I know", "You must be ......"
"I've really seen the Emperor!"
"You must not want to tell us...... Forehead...... Huh? β
The atmosphere fell into a kind of awkwardness.
Sora nodded: "That's right, Shi Lan's unique non-self-confession." β
"That's it? You haven't seen the emperor yourself, so you can still say that you can take us to see the emperor? Paimon started to bother.
Shi Lan opened her mouth, and she couldn't say anything angry.
In the end, he was so angry that he threw off his cloak and turned around and left: "Paimon, you sleep in the firewood room tonight!" β
Paimon was dumbfounded.
"Look, he's in a hurry!"
"Don't say that, Shi Lan said that he was very busy in Liyue on weekdays, and it was understandable that he couldn't see the emperor. And today he took the time to show us the way. Sora said seriously, "Paimon, go and apologize!" What you're saying is a bit excessive! β
"Uh...... Well......"
Paimon couldn't keep the door in his mouth, and he spoke straight to the point, saying whatever he wanted. She also realized that her words hurt people, so she hurried to catch up with Shi Lan.
With a hippie smile, he said, "Shi Lan~I'm sorry~ I shouldn't have said that you're a native of Liyue but haven't seen your own god~"
βοΌοΌοΌβ
Shi Lan's eyes widened in disbelief and pointed to the Liyue City Gate:
"Climb !! me"
Paimon's eyes widened and pretended to be pitiful: "I'm sorry~ I've realized my mistake, forgive me, okay~"
Shi Lan oil and salt did not enter: "Climb!" β
"Okay, shall I invite you to dinner?"
"Not good!"
Paimon couldn't believe it! Is there anyone else in the world who can have this kind of perseverance!? Can't even treat him to dinner?
"Then that, that, then I'll sleep in the firewood room, I'll give you the traveler, don't be angry~"
"Who scarce your travelers! I'm angry! β
"Uh-huh...... It's so naΓ―ve......" Paimon flew to the air and spread his hands: "Traveler......"
"Let me do it......"
Empty and helpless, it seems that he still goes out on his own.
"Shi Lan, I said......"
Shi Lan: "I forgive you. β
Paimon: "??? β
(End of chapter)