Chapter 265: Today is a Good Day
"That, stone man, what's the use of incense?"
"The worshippers will pray to the emperor with a sincere heart, and the emperor will listen to the wishes of the people and show him the way."
"However, we are not believers in the Rock King, are we?"
"A sincere heart will be treated kindly, even if it's not from Liyue." Shi Lan took out the sacred incense from the incense tube and handed it to the two of them, "Come, traveler, make your wish." ”
Looking at the simple and heavy incense in his hand, he nodded empty, lit the incense in the stove next to him, and closed his eyes.
"Hopefully... I can find my sister sooner... Ying..."
Paimon also learned in a good way, and silently prayed in his heart, "I hope the traveler's wish will come true soon, and there is ...... I hope I have endless delicious food, there are many, many mora, I can buy whatever I want... Finally, I hope I can always be good friends with travelers... Stone Man...... Well, reluctantly be friends with him......"
Paimon and Sora stick incense into the censer and glance at each other.
"Come on, Paimon!"
"You too, Traveler!"
Shi Lan lit the incense, looked at the incense burner in front of him, and seemed to hear those voices in his ears again:
"Liyue is in danger of disaster! Do you really want to go back? ”
"Liyue's storms are going to be a bit rough, so if you have time, let's take your friends out for a walk......
"Hoo ......"
Shi Lan let out a sigh.
"If Liyue is really in trouble...... I, Shi Lan, will stand by Liyue, not giving an inch, and doing everything I can to protect Liyue's peace. Even if you are a reef, you have to shelter Liyue from the wind and waves......"
Taking a step forward, Shi Lan's gaze was unprecedentedly firm, and he respectfully inserted the incense in his hand.
"Shi Lan......" Paimon looked at Shi Lan with some concern, and he didn't even call the stone man anymore, "Your expression just now is good...... Strange ......"
"Yes." Sora also nodded.
That expression, as if they had made up their minds to die, made them very uncomfortable to watch.
"Oh? Have it? Shi Lan smiled slightly, "Jingxiang has to be so respectful and serious, with a joking heart, the gods will also take your wish as a joke." ”
"Oh? Shi Lan! ”
Someone suddenly tapped him on the shoulder.
Shi Lan, who was in an emotion, was suddenly startled, and when she saw someone coming, she angrily knocked her on the head.
"Walnut! You're going to scare people to death! ”
Hu Tang squatted with his head in his hands, and his long double ponytails were pulled on the ground.
Even if Shi Lan didn't use much strength, she still pretended to be in pain, with teardrops the size of beans hanging from the corners of her eyes, and her small mouth was deflated, "It hurts......"
"Based on the speed of the shot and the voice that came from the head just now, in terms of general reason, you should have nothing to do with the hall master." Old Man Zhongli smiled and pierced Hu Tao's embarrassing acting skills, and at the same time cast a relieved look at Shi Lan.
Shi Lan shook the spirit, goosebumps rose all over, "Zhongli, how does this guy look at me, why does his eyes look the same as my father's?" ”
"Hah! Zhongli, you're so boring! Hu Tao stood up, straightened his Qiankun Taigua hat, crossed his waist angrily, and poked Zhongli's chest with his slender fingers: "To embarrass your boss is to be deducted monthly money." ”
Zhong Li was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly clenched his fists and arched his hands: "The hall master forgives my sins, I was wrong." Shi Lan's shot just now was really serious, why don't we go to Bubulu to see a doctor first, and send the bill to Shi's house at No. 2 Huyan Street? ”
Shi Lan was dumbfounded.
How do you remember my address better than I do?!
Anyway, Zhongli, why are you such a shameless guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes?
Paimon and Sora smirked.
Hu Tao was very satisfied with Zhongli's change of face, and said in a harmonious voice: "Forget it, the hall master is happy today, so spare him." ”
As she spoke, she squinted her eyes and saw Sora and Paimon next to her, "Ahem, these two are ......"
"Hello, my name is Sora, and I'm Shi Lan's friend."
"I'm Paimon! It's a great companion for travelers! ”
"Oh! With a white flying traveler! Hu Tao was surprised, "You're the traveler who completed fourteen missions in one day?!" ”
Paimon was full of question marks: "One... One? ”
"Fortunately, let me introduce myself, my name is Hu Tao, and I am the seventy-seventh generation hall master of the Death Hall. This is my business card. As she spoke, Hu Tao handed over her business card.
Such a big business card?
Sora was shocked, "A business card bigger than Paimon's head!" ”
Paimon stomped his foot: "Don't take me to the strange metaphor unit on the spot!" ”
"Death Hall, please Xianri big promotion, place an order today, welcome the amazing reward, 100% win the lottery and come to another monument!"
"Uh......" Sora and Pai masked each other.
Paimon whispered, "Liyue's business card feels like a poster advertisement......
"Be confident, that's advertising." Kong didn't have the embarrassment to say it directly, but said embarrassedly: "Master Hu, this monument ...... Is it a mistake? It's supposed to be a cup of a cup, right? ”
Hu Tao was puzzled: "That's right, how can it be wrong?" Another tombstone, I've made a lot of money to make a ...... for performance."
The empty hand trembled.
Tombstone?
Feelings: Are you selling the cemetery?
Shi Lan helplessly supported her forehead, feeling ashamed for Hu Tao.
directly took the business card in his empty hand and threw it into the stove used to light incense on the side.
"Ahh My business card! Hu Tao pitifully watched his elaborate business card turn into a cloud of ashes, and was very distressed.
"Anything else?" Shi Lan asked.
"Nope!" Hu Tao hurriedly waved his hand, "There really isn't a single one." ”
Shi Lan frowned and glanced at Hu Tao, only to see that her originally flat chest was a little bulging at this time.
That's not right!
Why did this girl get bigger in Shibei three days?
"That's it, take it out!"
Hu Tao stomped his feet: "Damn... Hum!! It's boring. ”
was recognized by Shi Lan at a glance, so she had to honestly pull out a stack of advertisements that were covered by herself from her arms, and handed them to Shi Lan in the envious eyes of passers-by.
"Confiscated. I'll pay you back when you get out of Yujingtai, and you scared foreign friends away from the province. ”
The little leather shoes kicked the ground, and Hu Tao sighed in frustration: "Can't you let me post an advertisement with peace of mind... There haven't been any deaths recently, so the performance can't go up... And Mr. Zhongli's expenses are super large, and the coffin is almost impossible to open in the hall......"
"You're finally admitting that it's an advertisement!" Shi Lan made a straight face: "Please put aside this performance on the day of the Immortal Ceremony!" I'm going to knock your head on your head today instead of the Rock Emperor! ”
"Wait a minute!" Hu Tao hurriedly protected his head, looked at the stove, and suddenly thought: "I have a good idea." ”
"What?"
"You give me back the ad first."
Taking advantage of Shi Lan's inattention, Hu Tao snatched the advertisement and came to the stove.
"Master Hu, what are you?" The Millelith guarding the furnace is unknown.
"Hey, Mr. Zhongli." Hu Tao's eyes bloomed with plum blossoms, "You say, if I burn these advertisements to the emperor, and the emperor sees this, will it bless us with a prosperous business in the Afterlife Hall......
Shi Lan's face turned green when she heard this, and she hurriedly covered Hu Tao's mouth: "Grandma, you really know how to speak!" God is doing a good business! Do you want the Emperor of the Rock to help you cut people? ”
Zhongli seemed to be stunned by Hu Tao's ghost idea, and stood there with his mouth open and speechless.
Hu Tao said just do it, but I saw her throw the whole stack of advertisements into the stove in a hurry, and Shi Lan couldn't stop her.
So a big lump of advertisements was dropped, and the stove that was still burning vigorously just now was no longer visible in an instant......
"Ahhh Please get them out! ”
The Millelith Army, who was guarding the stove, was in a hurry to throw out these advertisements.
"Don't move, don't move!" Hu Tao picked up a branch and came over, "I am the most experienced in this, sometimes the sparks will not burn out, just take a stick and pass through." ”
So, a large crowd of people watched as Hu Tao was making a stove there.
The fire didn't burn, but the smoke became more and more, and after a while, a burst of smoke billowed from Yujingtai Square.
The well-wisher who didn't know the reason came, and kicked it directly without saying a word: "The rain line is difficult to draw!" ”
Three rain curtain swords poured the furnace through, and the furnace was kicked away.
Xingqiu nodded with relief: "It's safe now... Eh, walnuts? What did you just poke here? Why are you burning paper here? ”
"This is burned to you in advance! Xingqiu! I'm going to take you to the performance today!! ”
"Huh? Shenma, you say?! ”
“……”
"Alas......" Zhongli, who was unconcerned, looked at the stove that had just been lifted up, and sighed helplessly.
All right.
The advertisements were burned, and the staff of Goma was taken out, and now the fire was extinguished......
The atmosphere is all set to this point, and it can't be done without dying now......
"Today is indeed a good day......"
This sentence may be the last words of the Emperor of the Rocks. (End of chapter)