Chapter 1250: A Messy
Ubangi Riverbank ......
François of Central Africa made a speech amid a chorus of boos......
As the director, Bang Bei felt the emotions of the audience, and he picked up the radio and shouted, "Inform Mr. President, let him ...... a little faster"
As soon as Blast Bey's words fell, François came down from the rostrum with a smile.
The DJ didn't hesitate to play upbeat music, and then a beautiful black beauty in a sequined miniskirt took the stage with a microphone......
"Let's welcome, from the homeland of the devil bird, the representative team of Libya Tubrug......"
With the introduction of the host, a cement boat with big red flowers slowly drove out from a corner of the upper reaches of the Ubangi River......
Dozens of athletes from Libya, wielding Libya, Tubrug, P· The three flags of B ran in a circle on a cement boat tens of meters long, and the louder the cheers around them, the more joyful they ran......
"Let's welcome, from the hometown of kittens, the ...... of the Brazilian Rocinha team"
Another big ship sailed out......
However, compared to the Tubrug team, the Brazilian slum team is much more unrestrained......
A few girls dressed in flashy and revealing costumes for carnivals dance to the music while stirring up the emotions of the people in the stands on both sides of the river.
A group of young athletes put their shoulders around each other on the outside of the cement boat, and then sat on the waves.
Soon the people in the stands learned, and then everyone began to make waves in the stands while coaxing them, and the fun was a mess.
"Let's welcome, from the homeland of the owl, the Syrian safe zone team ......"
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"Let's welcome, Toubrug from Seville to represent the team......"
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"Let's welcome, the team from the American branch ......"
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"Let's welcome, ...... from Yemen"
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With the introduction of the host, athletes from various provinces began to appear......
Representative Ndaile, representative of the diamond town of Nova, representative of Bangui, the capital of Central Africa, and Kinshasa, capital of the Congo......
The follow-up was the representatives of various mercenary companies, so that the atmosphere of the entire opening ceremony began to rise slowly.
However, these were not the main procedures of the opening ceremony, and when most of the athletes had finished entering the stadium with the boats, two transport planes began to enter the stadium......
Tong Tong and Dubai's Rafa and Sara completed a skydive in anticipation......
The three girls jumped from C-130 from a height of several kilometers with colored smoke from behind them, and from east to west with dazzling smoke, a brilliant rainbow was drawn along the Ubangi River......
Qiao Jia didn't care too much about skydiving, and when Tong Tong and the others jumped down, he bent down and grabbed the sliding rod on the side of the dragon boat......
“COME ON!
Let's give them a little bit of a look! ”
The team of the dragon boat race, after Boss Qiao launched a call sign, stood up one after another and drove irrelevant people out of the maintenance area......
Then Boss Qiao took the lead, with a group of 40 people, lifted the dragon boat and set off towards the reception channel......
The dragon boat in Sangha is 70 centimeters wide, but it is 18 meters long.
There are 40 people in a boat, including dragon head hands, dragon tail hands, penny hands, needlepoint hands, push hands, and middle hall hands......
As the 'dragon leader', after the athletes entered the field, Qiao Jia took the initiative to walk to the position of the dragon leader, picked up the sliding pole made of bamboo poles, and lifted a huge dragon boat with the smell of paint with all the guys......
The dragon boats in Sangha Town are not too large, but because they have to be combined with the local style, all the dragon boats are carved from a whole giant log.
Don't fool anyone, cut down the big tree and have a special person to process the big tree into the same size, and then you carry it back yourself to find someone to hollow out the trunk to make a dragon boat.
The only thing you can attach to the whole ship is the carving of the bow, and it doesn't have to be a dragon, you can get any meaningful carving you can think of.
The cost of such a boat is not low at all, and it needs to be built at the expense of the dragon boat team and the sponsors behind the scenes.
At present, in Qiaojia's observation, the most luxurious dragon boat was built by Hassan, the cheap brother-in-law.
Tubrug developed earlier, so he was richer, and a group of high-level Huaguo Petroleum executives provided them with the necessary technical and financial support.
Who would have thought that among the top management of a group of oil refineries who are begging for a living in Libya, one of them was born as a carpenter, and the others are mechanical professionals.
With the help of these people, Scarface Hassan hired a group of locals to work day and night, and it took more than a month to build two dragon boats......
Thinner, lighter, more reasonable weighting, better balance, and even the paddler is more comfortable to sit on......
The worst thing about dragon boats is not the poorest Yemeni team, but the branch from New Jersey.
Spurs, orange cats, blow arrows with a group of old bailiffs who are referees, and a group of mixed soldiers of Great Russia and HRT......
P· B's American branch is very rich, they buy a lot of various tools, and they are looking for professional drawing drawings and learning carpentry skills temporarily......
I fiddled around like this for a month, and when I finally started it, I realized that I was nothing......
A broken boat that must have capsized when launched, and in the end, they actually got a sponsorship of 150,000 yuan, and it was Boss Qiao's P· B video website.
Those bastards who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, what they want to see is not a serious game, but a variety of rollover performances.
The New Jersey branch's dragon boat training video has been made into a joke collection and hung up on the Internet.
Any game is secondary, entertainment is the most important thing!
When Boss Qiao was shirtless and led a group of strong men to carry a dragon boat on the field, there were huge cheers from the entire banks of the Ubangi River......
Who cares about the game?
This is P· The interior of B shows that every civilian or soldier from another country has merged with the natives of Sangha Town at this moment.
Everyone is a boss, so it's fun anyway......
Boss Qiao, who was in a good mood, kept waving his hand to greet the people on both sides, and the clever Keno rushed to both sides of the dragon boat with Jacques and put two salute flowers......
Flying colorful debris makes the atmosphere even more lively!
Just when Joga wanted to praise the kid for a few words, Kino turned his head and pulled Briella, and with the cute smile of the little girl, he sold the 'paid flowers' to the onlookers on both sides......
Two dollars, as long as two dollars can give P· B's jackal provides assistance, and at the same time expresses his adoration, buy ten and take a photo with the little princess of Monaco......
When Qiao Jia shouted slogans loudly and led everyone forward, he heard Keno not far away shouting with a loudspeaker: "Cooper's pastry shop will send ten flowers to P· B cheer for ......"
“shit!”
As soon as Joga said a dirty word, Jacques, who had evolved into a bear child, had a shy smile on his face, pulled a few Yemeni war orphans in costumes, and began to 'fire'......
Shouting while putting it back......
"Cooper's Bakery Delivers Ten Flowers......"
The children's clear voices were particularly clear in the chaotic scene, and when the big guys along the way found out that they could actually have another channel to get a sense of participation, they went crazy......
But if you have a small business in Sangha Town, you have to fire a few guns......
Because there were so many people, they couldn't get the children to call out their names every time, so they began to rush to buy flowers and shout by themselves.
The richer ones will also temporarily hire people around them to help set off guns and shout slogans!
Elder Beerus, who was already very old, loved to have fun with the people, because he felt that he could show his wealth by being with the locals.
This big turtle came to join in the fun, and he was carried by 8 strong men in a wheelchair.
Seeing that this kind of good opportunity for sycophants appeared, the old man bought 100 ceremonial flowers with a large amount of money, and then let his bodyguards rush to the front of the crowd with cash and ceremonial flowers......
A gift flower plus a dollar plus a slogan......
"Elder Beerus wishes the jackals eternal victory......"
A hundred people turned the salute and shouted a word at the same time, and the chaos of the scene was hard to describe.
Some people are slow to set off the guns, some people don't remember the slogan correctly, and some people take the money and don't do anything, so they sell the flowers at a high price to the onlookers who pursue a sense of participation......
As the director, Exploding Bei is now completely out of control......
The fireworks riot on Boss Qiao's side has made the camera useless, and the camera position on the aerial frame can only be photographed riding the wind and waves in the waves of colorful flowers, and the people below are invisible.
Those salutes are like a barrage, and they don't stop from the beginning......
Boss Joe's side went off track, and there was an accident in the infield......
The three girls who had been skydiving had been gliding along the banks until the wind had changed their direction and caused them to deviate from their intended tracks, and the girls, not knowing whether they had done it on purpose or in no way, swept over the stands of the Arab aristocracy, leaving behind a mess of colored paint......
Although the athletes on the boat could not get ashore, they showed great appreciation for the way the girls defied authority......
The men on each boat shouted and jumped, cheering up the three girls, and telling them to keep up their efforts and sprinkle paint on the heads of the other so-called high-ranking people......
Blast Bey's head was scratching bald, and he kept yelling over the radio, but he couldn't control the scene at all......
In the end, the great director simply gave up control, he let out a sigh of relief, took off his already sweaty T-shirt, and rushed out of the studio as Joga's dragon boat approached the water's edge......
"Cameraman stick to his post, the others fuck it......"
(End of chapter)