The promotional video made by Bang Bei racked his brains made everyone's emotions stir up, making the dragon boat race the most burning part of the opening ceremony.

The follow-up singing, dancing, singing and dancing were taken away from all their brilliance, and the scene didn't need to be driven by anyone at all, and those people in the stands could get excited by themselves as long as they had a little music.

Qiao Jia carried his stupid son to the rostrum, wet......

Igor's diapers were soaked in the water, and when Boss Joe put him down, the kid took a few steps on his legs and sat on the ground with the heavy diapers, and then a large wet stain exploded from under his ass......

Boss Qiao didn't mean to help at all, but took his mobile phone and sat next to his stupid son to take a group photo with him.

The old Kaman, who followed ashore, behaved more like a civilized person than Boss Qiao, who sold meat shirtless.

The old guy wears a summer military uniform, fishes out Igor, who is being used as a prop by his father, finds a hidden place to change the little prince into new diapers, and then puts him in the legendary crocodile stroller to attract the attention of the surrounding cameras, and fight for enough footage in case the sponsors are not satisfied.

Boss Qiao is in a very good mood at this time......

He doesn't know if this opening ceremony is a success, anyway, looking at everyone's performance, he should be very happy!

Raise your fist and call on friends around the rostrum to go down and feel the charm of the dragon boat, and enjoy the fun of getting wet by the way......

The newcomers in the stands were surprised, no one could have imagined that the boss of an international military bloc would behave so 'indecently'.

Pierre, all of France, sat in the audience, and he watched Chauvin, the deputy security adviser of the American White House, in front of him, fidgeting in the midst of a group of black officials, and the guy squeezed his eyes at a black guy in front of him with a little schadenfreude......

Congolese Defense Minister Njila, who was obviously wearing a suit but still smelled of bandits, stood up and looked sideways at the thin chauvin, and said in a deep voice: "Hand over all the money you have......"

Shavin was stunned for a moment, looked at Njila who was about to rob him in disbelief, and said, "I'm sorry, what did you say?" ”

Njira grinned and said, "I said hand over all your money......"

Chauvin subconsciously covered his suit pocket, and then watched the little princess of Monaco and Adele, the daughter of the jackal, come over with two suitcases......

The box clearly reads "To the children of Yemen"!

Along the way, everyone was generous, and some of the more rugged ones simply took off their gold jewelry and threw it into the donation boxes of the two girls because they had no cash.

Chavin realized something, he looked at the fierce Njila, and said: "Sir, I think I have something to say, what you did almost made me misunderstand......"

Njira grinned and shook her head and said, "No, when we talked well, you never listened carefully!" ”

Saying that, Njira glanced at the two nervous Secret Service bodyguards beside Chauvin, and he smiled at Pierre, who was watching the excitement, and said, "Only when you don't have weapons in your hands will you act like a gentleman." ”

Pierre spread his hands and said, "Hey, Njira, I'm very good friends with the jackal......

Njila, who seemed to have completely forgotten his identity as defense minister, raised his middle finger at Pierre and said: "My Nigerien friend told me that your army attacked a village and killed dozens of civilians who were attending a wedding......

You have killed more civilians in Burkina Faso than YSL terrorists! ”

Saying that, Njira said with a cruel smile: "The jackal's plan for the Great Green Wall is about to begin, and your army is coming to an end!" ”

Pierre shook his head helplessly and said, "I want to remind you that France is a big sponsor of the Great Green Wall project. ”

Njira sneered and shook her head and said, "What does that have to do with the fact that your army is all bastards?" ”

Pierre was very annoyed by these trembling Congolese turtles, these people hadn't done anything in the past few years, so they relied on hugging Boss Qiao's thighs and getting promoted all the way to get rich.

Congolese President Kabila is now a regular at the United Nations, and this guy flies to New York once a month on average to blast out French at the United Nations General Assembly on behalf of a group of poor brothers who have been exploited by Afika.

He doesn't care if he can get the results or not, and his main goal is to make a name for himself and get more practical support for the Great Green Wall project.

The media in the United States seemed to be particularly fond of the bad luck of the Lancies, so Kabila was in the news twice in three days.

As a Congolese president, when reporters ask him about the development of the Congo, this guy always doesn't know anything.

On the contrary, when asking questions about France, this guy can always think of new words to greet the women of Little Pony's family.

Pierre didn't want to argue with an old man like Ngila on political issues......

Watching the two little girls come over with the suitcase, Pierre took out a stack of euros and threw 100 yuan into each of them with a buckle and a cord.

Feeling the contemptuous gazes around him, Pierre shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "France has a strict supervision of civil servants, so my income is not high, 200 yuan is enough for me to eat in Paris for a week."

I don't know what your salary is, but your generosity will certainly make you feel your own people. ”

Hearing Pierre's hint of embezzlement, Njira sneered and said, "When will you hypocritical whites show enough sincerity?" ”

As if to prove something, Njira threw all the cash and a large gold watch into Adele's donation box, and after a 'thank you', the old man looted Chauvin's money like a habitual bandit......

Chauvin smiled bitterly as he watched his two bodyguards being pressed into their seats by several strong black men, and he honestly contributed the cash on his body, then looked back at Pierre and said, "This is P· B How to greet guests? ”

Pierre skillfully exchanged words with Njira in French, and after finishing the conversation with swear words, he looked at Chauvin and said with a smile: "There are several kinds of guests, and you are really not very welcome to come with trouble......

We've heard your CIA is in trouble again......

You have to be careful, there are people from the Great Russian side, and they are not as talkative as jackals. ”

Shavin was stunned for a moment, then shook his head slightly and said: "Preventing nuclear proliferation is our common responsibility, and the CIA just skipped a few risky links and wanted to end the danger......"

Pierre sneered, "But you guys screwed it up and made things more and more complicated."

The mercenaries called the intelligence agencies of all the houses, and you dragged the jackals into a whirlpool.

And then we have to pay more and take more responsibility for it......

Dude, you've done a foolish way to double the cost of recycling Swift data. ”

Hearing this, Shavin smiled bitterly and said, "What conditions did the jackal put forward?" ”

Pierre sighed and said, "Jackal asks us to give him and the mercenaries, as well as the designer, complete immunity......

The designer will stay in Sangha and will work with us to confirm the authenticity of the purchased materials, provide corresponding evidence for the data, and correct the errors.

For this alone, we have to pay $20 million each for making the jackal take the risk, or he will refuse to contact the mercenaries! ”

Saying that, Pierre looked at the chauvin with a pale face, and he said seriously: "You have done a very stupid thing, we only need to spend money once, but now it has become twice.

I have accurate information that Iran, Allah, and several well-known underground giants are precisely involved in the bidding for information and nuclear materials.

If I were you, I'd call back and ask the CIA idiots to send the money, and then you take the money to kiss the jackal's ass so we can get the job going.

The blueprints of a batch of nuclear materials and improvised nuclear weapons have found their way to the black market, and this is a devil's joke, and you must be held accountable for your own stupidity! ”

Chauvin thought about the big-mouthed Tang who was thundering in the white house the day before yesterday, he shook his head in distress and said, "The jackal can't escape his responsibility......"

Pierre looked at Chauvin like a fool, sneered and said, "Even if the jackal rejects you, what will happen to you?"

That guy has dominated some of the biggest conflicts in the world in recent years......

When he was holding a sports meeting at home, his air force was still ravaging the air force of the local chicken, and the local chicken had already lost six games in a row in the confrontation match.

His synthetic battalions also have humanitarian access to bring the entire war in Yemen to a halt!

This guy recently helped Libya's Haftar negotiate with Italy over the phone, and used Tubrug's oil export quota to easily get Italy to restart the payment of colonial reparations to Libya......

With a phone call, he asked Italy to pay 250 million in compensation, and that money went into P· Bank B was eventually taken away by energy infrastructure companies in China and Italy.

Because of this guy, the Shah and the UAE intervened in the reconstruction of Iraq, forcing Iran to increase investment.

The reconstruction of Baghdad is now proceeding at a rapid pace, and prices are at their best level in recent years.

According to reliable sources, the jackal is lobbying several countries in West Africa to send coalition forces to converge in Burkina Faso......

He was going to drive all of our French troops to the bases in Chad, and he was going to get P· B to fight extremist groups throughout North Africa. ”

Saying that, Pierre looked at the chauvin with a surprised face and said, "Dude, why do you think the jackal should listen to you?"

You fucking went to Djibouti and touched your nose of ash, don't you realize your identity? ”

As the two spoke, Cleverly, who was British, withdrew his doting gaze from his own princess, Beatrice......

Ah pretended not to see this stupid princess, fell with the heavy donation box, and hit her head on the jackal's ass......

He turned his head to look at Pierre, who had been intimidating Chauvin, and then said to Chauvin: "England is a traditional ally of the United States, but I still have to say that what you did this time is too stupid!"

The military intelligence department has accurate information, and the loss of nuclear waste in Ukraine is also related to the CIA, and if things become unmanageable, you need to take full responsibility!

The conditions of 20 million and immunity are not excessive, and I hope you can give an answer as soon as possible.

A lot of people are waiting for you! ”

(End of chapter)