"The emotions of the two pigs are being tested......"

"Test results: two pigs need their own private space, unrelated personnel, please avoid immediately!"

If you are not interested, please avoid it immediately......

"What the hell, do you two things still have a conscience?"

"You eat Lao Tzu, drink Lao Tzu, and live Lao Tzu, but Lao Tzu has a reputation as an irrelevant person, right?"

Li Muyang couldn't help but scold at the two beasts, and only he could understand the taste in his heart.

Just as Li Muyang finished venting his dissatisfaction, the two beasts seemed to understand his complaints, raised the pig's head and snorted at him very dissatisfied.

After collecting the humming sound of the two beasts, the pig assistant actually followed and a line of words popped up on the screen.

"This person is really annoying, why don't you leave after feeding us?"

"In other words, he looked at us like this, how should we proceed with the next activities!"

"Husband, you were really fierce last night! Family...... Hee-hee-hee-hee......"

"Wife, wait a minute, wait for my shameless guy to run away!"

Seeing a series of words similar to dialogues popped up by the pig assistant, Li Muyang's whole person was instantly petrified!

it?

The pig assistant even has the function of translating the pig language!?

However, are you really sure that the translation you made did not add personal touches?!

These two brutes just snorted a few times, and you translated such a large paragraph for me?

Then they hum a few more sentences, won't you translate a Xinhua dictionary for me!

In addition to being shocked, Li Muyang wiped his face heavily and said with emotion, "The money of these two pigs is simply worth it!" It seems that in addition to eating and sleeping, these two are left to make little piglets! ”

At this time, the pig assistant reminded again, "Warm reminder, in order to provide the best breeding environment for the two pigs, you can play some music appropriately to adjust their mood." ”

Seeing this prompt, Li Muyang raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Yo, it's really enough to keep pace with the times!" I've heard of cows listening to music to improve milk production efficiency, but I've never heard of pigs listening to music to improve fertility efficiency! ”

"Little assistant, I don't know if you have any good track recommendations? Is it Mozart, Chopin or Beethoven? ”

Pig assistant, "Regarding the music, the owner can give full authority to the assistant, the assistant has stored various styles of tracks, and the assistant will play the most suitable music tracks according to the mood of the pig." ”

Li Muyang smiled, "This little pig assistant is quite caring!" The owner is very curious now, what kind of music can create a fertility environment, the little assistant will first give the owner a sample? ”

"Wait a minute, the music is being adapted......"

After a short wait, a generous, powerful and dynamic prelude was played from the tablet of the pig assistant!

Li Muyang was stunned for a while, "This music prelude, why does it sound so familiar!" ”

At the beginning of Li Muyang's doubts, the lyrics also popped out!

"The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying! What kind of singing voice is the most cheerful! The crooked river ......"

Hearing the catchy lyrics, Li Muyang's eyes suddenly widened!

"The most, the most dazzling national style?!"

The cows on other farms listen to elegant piano music, or the kind of world-famous artists, but the pigs on my farm listen to "The Most Dazzling National Style"?!

Why is this?

Just because I'm Li Muyang, the pigs on my farm are different?!

If I, Li Muyang, are elegant, it's quite terrifying, okay!

The world-famous song "Happy Birthday to You", I am reciting it backwards, okay?!

Also, I'm asking the pigs to give birth, not to organize them to square dance!

Can listening to "The Most Dazzling National Style" enhance fertility?

Let's lie to the devil when I say this!

It's about the same to be able to enhance the fertility rate in old age!

Also, is there a Phoenix legend in this world?

Bullying me as a traverser, huh!

Well......

However, I have to say that this "The Most Dazzling National Style" sounds really emotional......

Li Muyang did not question the choice of the pig assistant, but went to see the reaction of the two pigs.

I saw that the two pigs, under the rhythmic musical accompaniment, shook their heads, and a pair of pigs with the size of a fan also fanned up and down, which looked so funny.

From this, it can be determined that there is really nothing wrong with the choice of the pig assistant.

Curious about the mental dynamics of the two pigs, Li Muyang picked up the pig assistant and scanned the two goods.

The magical pig whisper was soon displayed on the screen.

"Honey, this song sounds so powerful!"

"Well, indeed! The vast end of the world is my love, and I love this lyric so much! It's so meaningful, it's so picturesque! ”

"My dear, from today onwards, I'll call you Cangda, right?"

"Yes, yes! I like this name very much, then I'll call you Tianya! ”

"Good, good, this good! The end of the vast world is my love, and you are my love! ”

"Hee-hee, hate ......"

Seeing these two pigs show their affection in front of him, Li Muyang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

It's the first time he's been forcibly fed dog food by a pig!

Also, didn't I just designate that pig to be omniscient?

You have chosen your own name, have you asked my opinion?

Don't take me as a master seriously, do you?

Just when Li Muyang was indignant, the little pig assistant suddenly reminded, "Master, the atmosphere is almost over, and the vast and Tianya are ready to carry out fertility work, I hope you can avoid it!" ”

Avoid?

Avoid your sister, avoid!

Even you admit that they are called the Vast and the End of the World, right?

You really don't treat me Li Muyang as a player!?

complained fiercely in his heart, but in the eyes full of resentment in the "vast" and "the end of the world", Li Muyang still left the pig house in a gloomy manner.

At this time, Li Muyang's mobile phone suddenly rang.

When I picked it up, it turned out to be Shi Wanyu, who had just been separated for a long time?

"Hey, the little girl must have felt that I was choked and vomited by the dog food spilled by the pig, and when she called me at this time, she must be ready to help me move back to a game!"

"Hmph, wait until I call Wanyu over, show off in front of those two pigs, and kill the two of you!"

The vengeful Li Muyang picked up the phone, "Hey, Wanyu, do you miss me?" ”

Shi Wanyu on the other end of the phone coughed lightly, and then said with a straight face, "Boss Li, I have already reported the matter of reaching a consensus on cooperation between us to our family master." ”

"Our family owner feels very honored that Boss Li chose our master's family, so he is going to hold a cooperation dinner party at Haoting Hotel tonight, and I hope Boss Li can dress up to attend!"

Hearing Shi Wanyu say so formally, Li Muyang guessed that it was inconvenient for her to speak, and he also said solemnly, "Okay, Miss Shi, I will definitely go to the banquet as promised!" ”

Without saying anything more, both sides hung up the phone.

"Dinner party? Then I must clean myself up, and I must not embarrass Shi Wanyu! ”

After making a decision, Li Muyang rode the Wind Chasing Iron Egg No. 2 to the city again.

He first found a high-end looking barber shop, found a vacant seat and sat down, and immediately a little guy with a colorful hedgehog head walked up.

The hedgehog head brother smiled lovely, "Hello sir, I'm Sonny, it's a pleasure to serve you!" ”

"Hehe, you're happy too soon!"

Li Muyang smiled evilly, "If you don't apply for a card, don't perm or dye, don't maintain, just give me a simple repair, and the spirit can burst out!" From now on, we are not allowed to speak, and whoever talks is a puppy! Let's go! ”

was taken the lead by Li Muyang, and Brother Sonny's face was full of grievances.

In order not to be a puppy, Brother Sunny really didn't speak, but retreated to the back room.

Seeing that Brother Sonny was gone, Li Muyang was stunned for a while!

He hasn't had a haircut yet, so why is he leaving?

He's not going to take this business, is he?

I slandered like this in my heart, but Li Muyang didn't dare to speak!

He doesn't want to be treated like a puppy!

Not long after Sonny walked into the back room, a spiritual little girl wearing a crop top and a pleated skirt came out!

The spirit of the little girl here is not a derogatory term, but because the little girl's dress is too cool and sexy, the kind that can make customers instantly lift their spirits!

The spirit little girl smiled and greeted Li Muyang, "Little brother, I'm Ali, the gold medal hairstylist in our store, and I'll serve you this time, okay?" ”

Li Muyang couldn't help but glance at the big white legs under Ali's short skirt, and subconsciously nodded, "Okay, good!" Then I'm sorry for you! ”

Beauty Trick!

Absolute beauty!

Are barbershops so involuted now?

For the sake of business, even thirty-six plans were used?

As a young man with strong blood, he really eats this set, okay!

Li Muyang now seriously doubts whether the barber shop he entered is the manager of the barber shop!

But if it's not serious, this store is open in the downtown area!

The haircut began.

Whether Ali's haircutting skills are good or not, let's not talk about it for the time being, Li Muyang's attention is all on her small waist under her crop top and her big white legs.

Ali also used her own sales skills, combined with the words of Soft Nong, it can be described as a combination of two swords!

After a few rounds of talking, Li Muyang, who had a resolute attitude just now, did it, his hair was permed, and he also did maintenance.

After the haircut, Li Muyang looked at his new self in the mirror, and was slightly distracted.

The scumbag tin foil is hot with his resolute and cold eyes, a tall nose bridge, and an angular handsome face, and he is a little wolf dog who kills a girl!

Ali also looked at the new Li Muyang slightly, and then asked with little stars in her eyes, "Little brother, I didn't expect you to be quite handsome, just like a star!" I don't know, it's inconvenient for you to leave contact information? ”

"Haha, of course it's convenient!"

Li Muyang, who was quite satisfied with his new hairstyle, happily exchanged contact information with Ali.

But at the time of checkout, Li Muyang tearfully took out two thousand yuan, and then left the barbershop under Ali's reluctant eyes.

Walking on the street with a new image, Li Muyang also gained the favored eyes of many girls along the way, and even won the contact information of more than ten girls.

Enjoying this feeling of being favored by the vast majority of the opposite sex, Li Muyang said with a little smugness, "It seems that my brother's appearance is still quite resistant to beating!" If I had known this, I would have come over to sort out my image, and maybe I would have celebrated my girlfriend's 80th birthday by now! ”