Chapter 67: Ditch, Ditch, Ditch
Li Muyang stepped on the pedal of the electric car with one foot and stepped on the curb with the other, holding his arms and looking playful.
Mo Xiangbei's brows couldn't help frowning, "Li Muyang?!" ”
"It's down there!"
Li Muyang raised his head proudly, "Do you want to sign it?" Sign the kind on your face! ”
Li Muyang's appearance once again attracted the attention of the melon-eating masses.
However, when they saw the electric car under Li Muyang's buttocks, everyone couldn't help but show contempt.
Although Li Muyang's appearance brought enough bohemian and uninhibited kicks, the electric car under his ass was simply too stretched!
Although Mo Xiangbei acts domineeringly, he is a big bull who drives a big bull, and he can top up to a big bull of your electric car with one foot on the accelerator!
Although Li Muyang is indeed a little stronger than Mo Xiangbei in terms of his proud appearance, everyone is still not optimistic that he can help Lin Xuerou.
"I want your's autograph!"
Mo spread Lin Xuerou to the north, and strode towards Li Muyang.
Mo Xiangbei was menacing, Li Muyang was not afraid, but raised his eyebrows and said, "Want my fart autograph?" I've never heard of such a request! ”
As he spoke, Li Muyang's buttocks lifted, his hands resting under his buttocks, and his face was forceful.
With a soft "poof", Li Muyang stretched out his butt pad hand to Mo Xiangbei, who had just come to him.
"Now, it's freshly baked, it's hot! Egg scones flavored! ”
As Li Muyang's palm opened, an indescribable smell drifted into Mo Xiangbei's nose with the wind!
"Gross! ……”
Mo Xiangbei was choked by the mellow smell of the processed egg scones!
The surrounding melon-eating crowd was stunned!
Is that how the fart is understood?
Even if your Chinese teacher's coffin board is welded to death with titanium alloy, he will open it!
Egg scones you off?
If you do this, does your conscience really not hurt?
This makes us face up to egg scones in the future!
You're not a rescuer sent by Pancake Fruit!
Seeing this scene made by Li Muyang, Lin Xuerou, who was originally straight-faced, couldn't help but smile.
This Li Muyang is simply too funny!
"Li, Li Muyang! You're ......."
Mo Xiangbei finally recovered from the impact of the egg scones.
Looking at Li Muyang's goods again, he directly twisted the electric door and rode towards Lin Xuerou.
Li Muyang smiled brightly, "I've been waiting for a long time, let's go!" ”
Lin Xuerou said "um" sweetly, and sat on the back seat of the electric car with a flick of her skirt.
"Li Muyang, you dare to go and try it!"
Mo Xiangbei stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Muyang, his face was fierce, and his tone was full of threats.
"I'm not leaving, I'm riding!"
Li Muyang jokingly pressed the horn of the electric car, and then waved his hand at Mo Xiangbei quite friendly, "Goodbye, you!" ”
With the words, the electric car carried Lin Xuerou away!
Leave Mo Xiangbei to grit his teeth and a group of people who eat melons in shock!
The boys are full of appreciation for Lin Xuerou's choice.
I don't sit on a bull with millions of dollars, but I choose an electric car that is only worth a few thousand yuan?!
If this kind of thing is really put on that kind of girl with a strong sense of vanity just now, let her sit in the Lamborghini passenger seat, let alone make her cry, even if she is allowed to jump on her ancestral grave, she is willing!
In today's impetuous society, there are really not many girls like Lin Xuerou!
Who said that girls would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle?
Stand up and take two steps!
Lin Xuerou, this girl can handle it!
Watching Li Muyang take Lin Xuerou away, Mo scolded "Cao" to Peking University, and then leaned over and got into the car.
With the roar of the engine, Lamborghini wiped out an afterimage, and chased in the direction where Li Muyang was gone!
Even if Li Muyang named his electric car as Chasing the Wind Iron Egg No. 3, its speed was still scumbag in seconds compared with the bull who only took a few seconds to accelerate to 100 meters!
Lamborghini and Chasing the Wind Iron Egg 3 went hand in hand, and Mo slowed down to the north and lowered the window.
But before he could say anything, he saw Li Muyang beckoning to him, "You go first, don't wait for us!" ”
"Nima's! Parking for Lao Tzu! ”
Mo roared wildly to the north.
Li Muyang's face did not change, and he waved his hand towards Mo Xiangbei with a smile, "I'm sorry, this car can only carry two people, and I can't sit down!" ”
"What the hell do I mean by this?!"
Li Muyang's brain circuits are about to make Mo Xiangbei crazy!
But at this moment, Li Muyang suddenly looked solemn and shouted forward, "Ditch! Ditch! Ditch! ”
Mo Xiangbei reacted sluggishly for half a beat, and before he was instinctively driven, when he answered "Oh come oh come oh come", he only heard a loud "bang", and the front face of the big cow fell directly into a small ditch only ten centimeters deep!
Driven by huge inertia, Mo Xiangbei's head also hit the roof of the car hard!
Li Muyang, who had already braked the car in advance, looked at the big cow who was already lying on his stomach, and shook his head a little unbearably, "What a great car, it actually fell into the hands of a person who likes dangerous driving!" Hey......"
Seeing Mo Xiangbei deflated, Lin Xuerou couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, "It rained some time ago, this roadbed collapsed a little, and the workers just dug up the road, and they haven't had time to repair it, but Mo Xiangbei won a prize!" ”
"The efficiency of this urban construction is not good!"
Li Muyang sighed, twisted the front of the car, and got into a small alley next to it.
When Mo Xiangbei got out of the car scolding, Li Muyang and Lin Xuerou ran away early!
Mo Xiangbei is angry and jumps on the spot.
"Li Muyang, dare to fix me! I don't want to go north with you! ”
Avoiding that road, Li Muyang took Lin Xuerou out of the alley.
In Lin Xuerou's hand, there was also a set of pancakes and fruits, and Li Muyang's face was full of resentment.
"If you don't pay me a salary as a bodyguard and driver, you still spend my money on breakfast! I don't take you like this! ”
In the face of Li Muyang's complaint, Lin Xuerou was quite reasonable, "Cut, who made you joke with egg scones just now!" I just had an egg scramble last night, okay! ”
"Can you blame me? Is it that Mo Xiangbei has to ask for my fart autograph! ”
"Is that how you understand the signature of the fart? He was scolding you! It's slow enough to react! Hum! ”
"He's scolding me? No, I can't! Shouldn't the quality of rich people be very high? Didn't you see that he was about to go with us! ”
"The quality of rich people is high? Then you mean, the quality of people without money is low! So are you of low quality? ”
"Hey, let's be honest! Seeing that you are so beautiful, I want to lower my quality! For example! ”
Li Muyang laughed evilly, and then used the Dafa of Stop and Hurry again!
was made bad by Li Muyang, Lin Xuerou slapped him on the back angrily, but she couldn't have any resistance to Li Muyang's behavior.
I don't know why, when she and Li Muyang care about being together, she always has endless words.
The two fought all the way, and after Lin Xuerou finished eating the pancakes and fruits in her hand, Li Muyang suddenly slowed down.
Lin Xuerou turned her head sideways and saw that Shi Wanyu had blocked their way with an unkind face.
"Li Muyang, why are you still with this vixen!"
"Go to school, just along the way, so take her with you!"
Li Muyang explained with a smile, then turned his head to Lin Xuerou and comforted, "Don't be weird, my girlfriend is quite angry when she gets up!" And the vixen just now, he was praising you, don't take it to heart! ”
Vixen, praise me?
The person concerned, Lin Xuerou, and even Shi Wanyu, were stunned by Li Muyang's brain circuit!
As girls, they have never heard of vixens being used to praise people when they are so big!
Seeing the puzzled expression of the second daughter, Li Muyang explained seriously, "You all know Daji, right? It's the demon concubine who brought disaster to the country and the people, and the one who made the king of the king confused! She's a vixen, you know, right? ”
The two daughters nodded in unison, looking at Li Muyang with burning eyes, wanting to hear what kind of explanation he could make.
Li Muyang is still serious, "So, if you want to be a recognized vixen, the premise is that you must be beautiful!" ”
Coquette! Pretty!
This explanation is simply impeccable, okay!
Thane Tever, Broken Fit!
Lin Xuerou and Shi Wanyu suddenly felt that their worldview was about to collapse!
Hearing that Li Muyang actually spoke for himself, Lin Xuerou's apricot eyes brought a hint of tenderness.
The change in the expression in Lin Xuerou's eyes naturally fell on Shi Wanyu's eyes, and she smelled a hint of danger.
"Maybe, I'm referring to her?!"
The softness in Lin Xuerou's eyes dissipated, bringing a hint of loneliness.
Shi Wanyu was just about to be proud, but Li Muyang suddenly applauded!
"Well, that's a good word! Usually I use charming, sexy, enchanting, moving, and seductive to describe girls, but Wanyu, you can summarize all the meanings in one word! ”
"In terms of literary attainments, I am ashamed of myself! I want to transfer to your class, and I can make up for my language knowledge! ”
The punch he made with full strength was once again dissolved by Li Muyang lightly, and Shi Wanyu was almost a little crazy!
"Well, I can't tell you!"
Shi Wanyu glared at Li Muyang hatefully, and then ripped Li Muyang off the car and sat on it herself.
"Isn't it just to send her to and from school? It's up to me from now on! I look at Mo Xiangbei on that dog day, dare to kick with me! ”
As she spoke, Shi Wanyu twisted the electric door and left with Lin Xuerou with a stunned face!
Li Muyang: "??? Feed! Wait, I haven't gotten in the car yet! ”
"The car can't sit anymore!"
Shi Wanyu and Lin Xuerou waved their hands at Li Muyang in unison.
The two looked at each other, and strange sparks collided in the air!
The car I bought with my own money was ridden away by someone else!
Can Li Muyang be happy with this?
He chased after him with all his might, and as he ran, he said unrelentingly, "Can you be reasonable!" The car I bought! ”
"Don't listen, don't listen! Wang Ba chanted the scriptures! ”
Shi Wanyu coquettishly spat out her fragrant tongue at Li Muyang.
Lin Xuerou also laughed and said, "Actually, I feel that it is quite good to be a classmate of Shi Wanyu!" ”
I don't know if I looked at Lin Xuerou just now or what, Shi Wanyu surprisingly didn't hurt Lin Xuerou, but with a bit of Li Muyang's unique evil smile, she turned back to Lin Xuerou and said, "Beauty, give Uncle a smile!" Uncle will protect you for the rest of your life? ”
Lin Xuerou smiled, her smile was very bright, and she was very captivating!
Seeing the two beauties playing sour in front of him, Li Muyang felt that his heart was about to melt, okay?
A delicate and lovely little Lori, a pure and beautiful first love school flower.
Such a combination, unconsciously conceived the composition and situation in his mind, so that Li Muyang couldn't help but shout loudly in his heart.
"Oh, my Mother Mary! I want to sing and praise this with my life! ”