Chapter 464: The Newlywed Handbook

released the wild goose at the time of the marriage, and the two went to the office of Xiaoyun Town.

You Guoqing was still very excited and a little worried when she learned that they had a certificate, and if she got married soon, she would always be embarrassed to run to Nanfeng Town every day to find Liang Xiaonan.

"Don't worry, I'm not going to have a banquet this year. Our town wants to build a national agricultural planting demonstration area, how can I give up? Rest assured. ”

Zhou Yan is not annoyed, Xiaonan can do whatever he wants, it's not a problem! He brought a lot of happy bags, one in the office, anyway, everyone has a lot of auspicious words, and it's just a matter of 3 yuan, share!

Huang Xiu'e stood at the door of the house, staring blankly at the girl who was in and out of the town's office compound, with a thin figure, sweet and delicate, and she suddenly realized that it was Liang Xiaonan.

ran over frantically and stretched out his hand to pull Liang Xiaonan.

Zhou Yan pulled Liang Xiaonan behind him and said to Huang Xiu'e, "What do you want to do?" ”

You Guoqing and Wang Gaoqiang and his group had already seen it, and they all blocked her, shouting: "Chen Xingfu's family, what do you want to do?" ”

Huang Xiu'e cried: "Xiaonan, obediently, I was wrong!" How did I lose such a good daughter-in-law? ”

Zhou Yan suddenly became angry, but on the happy day, he didn't make a move, but the corners of his lips hooked, and he said with an angry smile: "That's because you are blind!" I have to thank you, if you hadn't let go, where would I have picked up such a good daughter-in-law for nothing! ”

Huang Xiu'e said madly: "I'm blind, I'm blind in my heart, Yuehong, let's talk about it, you give Xiaonan to me Shikai......"

Well, already insane.

Zhou Yan and Liang Xiaonan got into the car, and when the car passed by Chen Xinggui's card field, they both heard Chen Xinggui say: "What kind of life, Liang Xiaonan is destined to live well, and people can live well if they don't go to a big city." The eldest brother and sister-in-law have their eyes in the crotch of their pants. ”

Originally, Zhou Yan wanted to take the whole family to the restaurant to celebrate the meal, but Yang Hanlin and Zeng Hanzhi said that it was inconvenient to go to the restaurant, and it was better to cook some meals at home during the busy farm time, anyway, there was nothing lacking at home.

So Zhou Yan called Master Zheng early in the morning and brought all the pots and stoves in the restaurant.

Master Zheng also tried his best, and together with his apprentices, he made a table of twenty or thirty specialty dishes, and the relatives on both sides got together for a meal.

After a day of tossing, it finally quieted down.

Liang Xiaonan didn't go back to Dakeng Village, he went to his own yard in Nanfeng Town, and Zhou Yan didn't go back to the Yang family's courtyard, never leaving, relying on Liang Xiaonan.

Zhou Yan asked Liang Xiaonan to take out the marriage certificate again, and the two carefully examined the marriage certificate little by little.

Zhou Yan said: "Didn't the Civil Affairs Bureau return a book in the morning? ”

Liang Xiaonan naturally knew what book he was talking about, but how to say that book, you can guess what it means from the name.

"Take it out and have a look." Zhou Yan actually saw it, he was itching, pretending to be serious, but his face was actually red.

Newlyweds Handbook......

When obtaining a marriage certificate, the civil affairs department also issues a "Handbook for Newlyweds".

Liang Xiaonan blushed and was embarrassed when he glanced at the cover, and his brain made up a lot of children's inappropriateness, so he didn't open it, so he stuffed it into the space.

Zhou Yan is so fine, he saw it earlier, he was embarrassed to see Liang Xiaonan, he didn't say anything at the time, there were still others outside.

Don't look at him as a ruffian, in fact, when it comes to men and women, he has 10,000 curiosities in his heart, but he doesn't understand it.

It is impossible for his grandparents to popularize this knowledge for him, and there is no Internet and small movies of the island country to reveal the secret to him, he is still a good family and innocent teenager.

Seeing that he wanted it, Liang Xiaonan flipped his hand, took it out, and gave it to him, look at it!

Zhou Yan pulled her over and said, "Let's watch it together, right?" ”

Liang Xiaonan thought that it must be the kind of text or pictures that guide men and women on how to complete life events, this kind of picture and text, how can you put it on her face?

Zhou Yan bravely took the book and said cheekily: "You don't want to read it, I read it, I'll teach you." ”

Oh, I'm going to die, and I say that too!

Didn't you say yes, you didn't have a banquet or that!

Liang Xiaonan hurriedly moved out slowly with his feet sideways, away from him, Zhou Yan didn't call her, and read the book by himself.

After a while, the smile on the man's face was gone, and his eyes widened in astonishment.

After a while, he let out a string of hilars, clutching his stomach with laughter.

Liang Xiaonan said: "What are you laughing at? ”

"Come and see," Zhou Yan beckoned, "I'm really laughing at me." ”

She was stunned too!

Zhou Yan didn't ask her to look at the big truths in front of her, and directly turned to the advice about the wedding night.

……

is so embarrassed that you can pick out a set of three bedrooms and one living room with your toes!!

"This ......"

They are all smart people, but this riddle-like "Newlyweds' Handbook" can completely confuse people, and they don't know how to spend their wedding night.

Subtle, too subtle!

This era is unique to subtlety!

Those who don't understand it will definitely not be able to fix it! (Oh hey, do you two?) )

Liang Xiaonan suddenly remembered a joke in his previous life that was not a joke: the family planning staff went to the countryside to popularize family planning, took a small raincoat and told the villagers: "If you wear this, your wife will not get pregnant, and the husband and wife will live a normal life." ”

The male villagers asked, "How do you wear it?" ”

The family planning staff is so angry, she has already given them enough small raincoats, why are so many people pregnant??

"Did you wear it?"

"I wore it, I wore it every time!"

Isn't this an evil sect?

She asked the female villager reluctantly, "How do you men wear them?" ”

The women said, "Now, it is according to what you have taught."

Hahaha, Liang Xiaonan smiled and showed more than eight teeth.

"What are you laughing at?" Zhou Yan always felt that she was a bit ghostly, and she must be thinking about something not simple.

"Nothing, I'm thinking about someone putting a barricade on their finger." Liang Xiaonan told the joke with a smile.

Zhou Yan's heart turned?

Liang Xiaonan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes: "What do you want?" ”

(End of chapter)