Chapter 51: Grandpa Huang, thank you for your great kindness!
Lie to me, right?
This old man must be lying to me!
Is he really a three-year-old kid who can trick me out of a few words?
Moreover, even a three-year-old child knows how to confess and be lenient, and sit in prison. Resist strictness and go home for the New Year.
You want me to admit it, hum, none of them!
"Grandpa Huang, you don't trust me so much, I'm the kind of person who cheats......"
Lao Zhu sneered when he heard this, pulled out the stick directly from his waist, and slapped it on the table with a "snap".
"Go find a stool to lie on the side, and we'll clean you up after we've finished your kid's homework!"
"Grandpa Huang, you don't trust me so much, I wrote until the middle of the night yesterday......"
When Lao Zhu heard his grandson complain, he didn't pay attention to him, but just picked up his homework and looked at it.
However, Lao Zhu only glanced at it, and his old face couldn't help but twitch.
"Little rebel grandson, don't you have any other paper in the house?"
"Just your dog-like words, are you embarrassed to write on the golden flower and jade leaf paper of Chengxin Hall?"
"It's such a thick stack, let alone a hundred, and it can be sold for dozens of taels of silver outside!"
"What's the matter, this paper is so expensive?"
When Zhu Yunxi heard Lao Zhu's words, he was also shocked, and then he was extremely sorry, and secretly scolded Sandezi for not knowing how to save, why didn't he tell himself.
Lao Zhu saw his grandson's surprised expression, and immediately realized that this child was still young and had no concept of money, so he was a little harsh.
"Later, let's send someone to send you some ordinary rice paper, and you can use that to practice calligraphy in the future."
"Uh-huh!"
"Even if Grandpa Huang doesn't say it, I don't plan to use such expensive paper in the future."
"I'm going to sell it for money!"
Lao Zhu was just about to praise this grandson for two sentences, when he suddenly heard this, and he was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Sell for money?"
"It's not like that, are you short of money in the palace?"
"Grandpa, I am not short of money now, it doesn't mean that I won't be short of money in the future!"
When Zhu Yunxi said this, he began to pour bitter water with Lao Zhu.
"I inquired with people, and said that when the vassal king divided the mansion, the court only built a frame, and the decoration, furniture and everything had to be bought by yourself!"
"And going to the fiefdom in the future also requires a lot of money."
"It costs money to build a royal palace, money to feed the guards, and money to develop the local economy."
"I'm an orphan without a father or mother, and no one is destined to prepare these for me, of course I have to find a way to make money on my own!"
When Lao Zhu heard this, he felt sad in his heart, and at the same time, he was even more angry for no reason.
That's all this kid is about?
Why don't you think about being a vassal king all day long, and you can't think of anything else?
Although Lao Zhu was angry in his heart, he couldn't say it clearly, so he could only snort angrily.
"Don't think about these useless things, your biggest thing now is to read to us!"
"Oh......"
After Lao Zhu reprimanded his rebellious grandson, he continued to look at his homework patiently, until he turned over a dozen or so sheets, which made him feel pleasing to the eye.
Then Lao Zhu began to speed up, almost looking at the speed of one by one, and soon saw fifty later.
Lao Zhu saw that the handwriting had changed significantly, and sneered in his heart, this reverse grandson can write five hundred words, which can be regarded as embarrassing for him.
In fact, Lao Zhu didn't expect him to write a thousand words at all.
As the saying goes, take from it, take it from it, and get it from it. Take from the inside, get from the bottom. If you take from below, you will get nothing.
The reason why Lao Zhu set such a high goal is to make this grandson feel the pressure, and then try his best to do it.
Therefore, when Zhu Yunxi said that he had finished writing, Lao Zhu already knew about adulteration, but he just didn't know how much he had adulterated.
If Zhu Yunxi honestly admits that Lao Zhu sees that he has worked hard to write 500 words, there is a high probability that he will be spared this beating.
However, this grandson's style of not shedding tears when he saw the coffin deeply stimulated Lao Zhu and made him decide to give this grandson some memory.
"Okay on the go"
"Huh?"
"Don't you really think we can see that you only wrote 500 words?"
"Can you see that, too?"
"Humph!"
"Do you think we've seen all these years in vain!"
"Hurry up, take off your pants and go to the stool to lie on your stomach, you have to go to the front of the court after we fight!"
As soon as Zhu Yunxi heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, and he discussed.
"Why don't you go to the court first, and then fight when the court is dispersed?"
Lao Zhu's face immediately sank when he heard this, and he said to the eunuchs standing on both sides.
"Come on, help this rebel grandson and find him a comfortable stool!"
As soon as Lao Zhu's voice fell, several little eunuchs couldn't help but say, and stepped forward to press Zhu Yunxi on the stool.
"Grandpa Huang, let's discuss, you keep fighting, don't take off your pants......"
When Lao Zhu heard this, a smile couldn't help but appear on his face.
The little rebel grandson is not very old, and he even knows how to save face!
Lao Zhu stepped forward, ripped off his pants, and then looked at the scars left the day before yesterday. Seeing that this rebel grandson was recovering very quickly, and the scars were about to disappear, he raised his wrist and slapped it on Zhu Yunxi's buttocks.
Zhu Yunxi screamed in response, but after screaming, he suddenly found that it was not as terrible as he imagined, and it didn't hurt at all.
Lao Zhu crackled more than a dozen times, and when he saw that this grandson didn't even say a word, he immediately gave him a ruthless shot.
"Oh roar...... You're really fighting! ”
When Lao Zhu heard this loud howl, his heart suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.
"Do you know why we beat you?"
"Because I didn't finish my homework......"
"But when it comes to this, my grandson will have to talk to you all the time."
"You always deliberately manipulate me, bullying me for being a hard-working child with no father and no mother, who can finish so many homework, woo woo woo ......"
Lao Zhu heard what the rebel grandson said, and gave him another ruthless blow.
"What nonsense, we don't know if you can't finish it?"
"We beat you up today, but it's not because of schoolwork!"
This time it was Zhu Yunxi's turn to be confused, not because of homework, so what else could it be, he didn't provoke this old man, right?
"We beat you today because you kid is not honest and plays tricks with us!"
"Bang Bang!"
Three heavy blows in a row, while Zhu Yunxi grinned his teeth, he finally realized why he was beaten.
It turns out that this bad old man already knew that he couldn't finish writing, and deliberately waited for himself to lie to him!
"It's actually nothing to play tricks, but you're smarter."
"You look at yourself, as soon as you enter the house, you show flaws, and your words and deeds are full of emptiness!"
"It's a big fart, it's all for you to write on your face, we don't even need to look at it, we know that you kid must be cheating!"
After Lao Zhu reprimanded, he snapped a few heavy blows, and Zhu Yunxi howled for a while.
Although Lao Zhu made another heavy hand this time, Zhu Yunxi did not have any resentment in his heart, even if it was heartbreaking, he gritted his teeth and endured it.
This old man is right, his kung fu is too poor to deceive people, and he deserves to be beaten!
"As the saying goes, if the king is not secret, he will lose his minister, and if the minister is not secret, he will lose his life."
"Writing all the things on your face is a taboo for the owner!"
After Lao Zhu said this, seeing that the eldest grandson did not react at all, he gave him a triple link again.
"Remember?"
"Oh roar...... Remember...... The grandson remembered ......"
"Then you say, should you fight today?"
"It's time to fight!"
"Since you said it was time to fight, let's start fighting!"
As soon as Zhu Yunxi heard this, his scalp became numb.
"Huh?"
"Grandpa Huang, what do you mean by this, haven't we all hit dozens of times?"
Lao Zhu ignored the grandson's complaints, and the smile on his face gradually faded, and he clenched the stick and hit Zhu Yunxi's ass hard.
Zhu Yunxi broke the defense on the spot after taking this blow, not only at the physical but also psychological level.
"Grandpa Huang, you are old, your grandson is still young, but ...... Ahh......hhh Woowoo woo ......"
Old Zhu crackled and smoked dozens of sticks, until the ghost who beat Zhu Yunxi cried wolf, and the snot was a handful of tears.
This is Lao Zhu's consistent style, if you don't beat the child and cry, it is equivalent to not beating.
And you have to listen to the volume of your voice when you cry, and if you don't cry, you can't beat it well.
"Let's give you this beating today, just to let you remember that no matter how big or small, you are not allowed to lie to us!"
"Unless you can cheat us to death, so that we won't find out for the rest of our lives!"
"Otherwise, once we find out......"
"Hmph, the ass blossoms are all light!"
After Lao Zhu said this, he threw the stick angrily and waved his hand at the people on both sides.
"Send it to the Tai Hospital for medicine, and then carry it to the main hall, and let Mr. Qi discipline him strictly!"
A few little eunuchs picked up Zhu Yunxi and walked out, and Zhu Yunxi, who was in pain, wanted to die.
"You guys light, it hurts to stretch the wound, woo woo woo ......"
Lao Zhu saw that this rebel grandson was crying miserably, and immediately stopped a few people.
"Let's send it over with our shoulders......"
When Gonggong Qin heard this, he immediately dissuaded him.
"Your Majesty, you are about to go to the court, and your shoulder is given to His Royal Highness Yunxi, so why do you sit to go to the court?"
"It's not far from the left, let's just walk."
As soon as Gonggong Qin heard this, he hurriedly ran to Zhu Yunxi's side to remind him.
"Your Highness Yunxi, why don't you hurry up and thank you!"
Zhu Yunxi couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this.
Why thank him, just because he finished beating himself, and let people carry him to the medicine?
Isn't this just a slap in the face for a sweet date!
Ahh
"Grandpa Huang, thank you for your great kindness!"
"Humph!"
"Humph!"