Chapter 166 Father-in-law Qin, it shouldn't be your secret, right? (Additional Update)
Zhu Yunwen stared blankly at the lively frog on the table, only to feel that his brain was blank.
What the hell is this, there is no such question in the question bank given by the mother!
The other princes and grandsons were also confused with a capital letter, and they said in their hearts, what is there to write about a frog?
Only a prince who often catches toads with Zhu Zhi knows frogs very well and feels that he can write a lot of poems.
"Let's get started!"
As soon as Lao Zhu's voice fell, Huang Zicheng immediately lit a piece of incense, which burned for exactly a quarter of an hour.
Although a quarter of an hour is a bit short, writing poetry depends on quick intellect and spirituality, and without that spirituality, even if you give an hour, you still can't write decent good poems.
Zhu Yunxi immediately thought of the poem of the new Taizu, and transcribed it on the paper with a proud face, feeling that he would definitely be able to win the first place today.
But after he read it a few times, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, this poem was too emperorly, and if he handed the poem up, he would not be beaten to death by Lao Zhu?
To be on the safe side, let's change to a less conspicuous one.
Zhu Yunxi put the written poems into a ball, saw that no one was paying attention to him, secretly threw them into the paper basket, and wrote a poem casually to fool him.
Lao Zhu took advantage of the time when everyone was composing poems, and reviewed a recital and wrote down his own handling opinions. When he saw that the incense stick was burned, he immediately ordered someone to go down to collect it.
After a while, Huang Zicheng handed dozens of test papers to Lao Zhu, and Lao Zhu flipped through them one by one.
Lao Zhu just read a few articles at random, and he knew that their old Zhu family had no reading seeds.
What are the things written one by one, saying that they are limericks.
Lao Zhu immediately sped up his speed and picked out the eldest grandson's in the test papers.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."
When Lao Zhu saw this, his brows were already furrowed, and he even regretted that he had just come in a hurry and forgot to bring a whip.
However, when he saw the last two sentences, his brows gradually relaxed, and there was finally a smile on his face.
"Ten hundreds, tens of thousands, jumping into duckweed, all gone!"
"This poem ......"
Lao Zhu hurriedly handed Zhu Yunxi's poem to Zhao Mian on the side, and he pulled Zhao Laoqian over to let him be the referee.
"Zhao Mian, what do you think of this poem?"
Zhao Mian took a look at it, and when he saw the first two sentences, he also frowned, but when he saw the last two sentences, he suddenly felt a sense of sudden enlightenment and a turning of the peak.
"This poem is also unique and exquisite, which is enough to show that His Royal Highness King Wu is quick and witty."
Lao Zhu laughed proudly when he heard this, and then carefully put the eldest grandson's poem aside.
Although this grandson is a bit tricky, but fortunately, the last sentence is turned back, otherwise he would have to be beaten with a hundred and ten lashes today!
Zhu Yunxi saw Lao Zhu laughing, and he was secretly relieved in his heart, and finally fooled over.
After Lao Zhu read the poems of his eldest grandson, it was a bit perfunctory to look at other people's poems, but when he saw Zhu Yunwen's poems, he was still shocked.
"This poem ......"
"Zhao Mian, why don't you come and see this?"
Zhao Mian took the poem and glanced at it hurriedly, and said hurriedly.
"What a poem!"
"Your Majesty, this poem is very good!"
"It not only reflects the talent of His Royal Highness the Second Emperor Sun, but also reflects his heart of worrying about the country and the people!"
When Huang Zicheng heard this, he couldn't help but stretch his neck to look over.
He knew that Zhu Yunwen was cheating, and he also knew that "Yong Frog" was not in the title of the poem he provided.
Therefore, as for whether Zhu Yunwen can make a good poem about frogs, he is not at all sure that he is a gentleman.
However, when he saw Zhu Yunwen's poems, his heart was secretly stable.
"There is little leisure in the fields, and the night is day after night."
"Plant three or five ridges, and harvest one or two stones in the autumn."
"If there is no green lady, there will be less than half of the insect food."
"Fortunately, thanks to this secretary, Cathay Pacific and the people are safe."
"Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Second Emperor Sun can make such poems at such an age, which is indeed very commendable!"
"In particular, the concern for the peasants expressed in the poem is not exactly the people-oriented, benevolence and righteousness that His Majesty diligently pursues?"
When Lao Zhu heard the praise of the two, he didn't feel that he looked at Zhu Yunwen twice, which made Zhu Yunwen blushing with excitement.
Although Lao Zhu was reluctant to admit it in his heart, the two poems were placed together, and it was obvious that Zhu Yunwen's poems were superior.
The literary style is secondary, and the most rare thing is the idea of this poem, which is indeed a rare masterpiece.
Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at the topaz Ruyi he had carefully prepared, and sighed secretly in his heart, if there is no accident, this jade Ruyi can only be rewarded to Zhu Yunwen today.
Lao Zhu put Zhu Yunwen's poems with his eldest grandson's, and looked at other people's poems. With these two poems as the foundation, I only feel vulgar when I look at other people's poems. It wasn't until he saw Zhu Zhi's poem that the expression on his face rose and fell again.
"Zhu Zhi!"
"Erchen is here!"
"Come on, drag this rebel out and hit the twenty boards!"
Zhu Zhi's face turned pale with fright when he heard this, and he asked unwillingly.
"Father, why did you punish me, is there anything wrong with the son's poems?"
Lao Zhu slammed Zhu Zhi's poems on the table, glared at the two dragon eyes and said angrily.
"Read it to the people yourself!"
Zhu Zhi said unconvinced.
"Just read it!"
"He has green skin and green skin, and his eyes are bulging."
"It's so cute to have a drum of cheeks, and you can only make a dish out of ten."
After Zhu Zhi finished reading his poem, he immediately caused everyone in the main hall to laugh, and even Zhao Mian and Huang Zicheng laughed uncontrollably.
Lao Zhu was even more angry when he heard this piercing laughter, and pointed at Zhu Zhi and scolded.
"We look like a dish!"
"Let's make you a plate of stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots today!"
"Drag it off!"
"Hit us hard!"
The Jinyi guard standing at the door, when he heard the word "ruthless", he secretly said in his heart that His Majesty's anger had escalated again.
It's just that they don't know that half of Lao Zhu's anger comes from Zhu Yunxi. He has always had high hopes for Zhu Yunxi, but he was compared to Zhu Yunxi, who he didn't like, and Lao Zhu had been on fire in his heart.
It just so happened that Zhu Zhi, the rebel, had a close relationship with Zhu Yunxi, so he was angry with him first.
Zhu Zhi was dragged down to hit the board in a hoarse exhaustion, and not long after, there was a sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling outside the main hall again.
Lao Zhu waited for the board outside to finish, and then went out to take a look at them one by one.
Seeing that Zhu Gui and Zhu Zhi's buttocks were swollen, they nodded with satisfaction and signaled that Jinyiwei could be carried away to treat their injuries.
"Zhu Yunwen and Zhu Yunxi are tied for the first place!"
Zhao Mian, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, hurriedly asked.
"Your Majesty, what about Topaz Ruyi?"
"Reward Zhu Yunwen!"
Lao Zhu put down this sentence and left the main hall with a huff.
When the princes and grandsons in the main hall heard this, they all showed expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Only Zhu Yunxi's expression was faint and was not affected in the slightest.
For him, he was already very happy to get a tie for first place and keep his right to live outside the palace.
As for that broken Ruyi, he is really not rare!
After Lao Zhu announced the results of the monthly exam, it also meant that it was finally time for the main hall to end school.
The sons of the vassal kings went out of the palace in twos and threes, and Zhu Zhi was carried to the Tai Hospital for treatment, so the frog hunting gang was disbanded, making the sound of frogs in the moat loud again.
Zhu Yunwen happily hugged Huang Yu Ruyi and other rewards back to the prince's mansion, attracting a burst of praise from the crown princess.
After learning that this first place was obtained by Zhu Yunwen with his true ability, the Lu family was even happier in his heart.
Although Zhu Yunxi did not follow everyone out of the palace, he did not rush to leave the main hall, but took advantage of the silence in the main hall to continue to improve his new palace drawings.
It wasn't until dinner time that Lao Zhu sent the little eunuch to urge him, and he reluctantly went to the Qianqing Palace.
Lao Zhu has been losing his temper since he returned to the Qianqing Palace, either because the little eunuch who was waiting on the side was panting too loudly, or because he was too annoyed by the knowledge outside.
Qin Deshun silently watched the emperor go crazy, then took out a paper ball from his sleeve, turned his back and opened it, and was taken aback for a moment.
Although Zhu Yunxi looked around when he threw it, his attention was mainly focused on Lao Zhu, and he didn't notice that Qin Deshun, a dead eunuch, had been secretly staring at him.
Therefore, as soon as his front foot was thrown into the paper basket, his back foot was picked up by Qin Deshun.
Qin Deshun shouted in surprise after reading another poem by Zhu Yunxi.
"Emperor!"
"I just made a mistake, this is the poem written by His Royal Highness the Three Emperors Sun!"
Lao Zhu snorted angrily and made a typo on the fold, and when he heard this, he hurriedly looked back, only to see Qin Deshun holding a crumpled piece of paper in his hand, looking at him with excitement on his face.
"What's wrong?"
"Emperor, this is the masterpiece of the Third Highness, and what you saw in the Great Hall before is another one!"
Lao Zhu was immediately interested when he heard this.
"Huh!"
"That turtle grandson actually wrote two poems?"
"Hurry up and show it to us!"
Qin Deshun hurriedly spread out the poem and put it in front of Lao Zhu. Lao Zhu picked it up and only glanced at it, then stood up from the chair in shock.
"Good poetry!"
"This is the handiwork that our eldest grandson should have!"
"If I don't speak first in the spring, which insect dares to make a sound!"
"Look at the domineering nature of this poem, it makes people feel good when you read it, hahaha!"
"I'll just say, our eldest grandson is so clever and personal, how can he write such a mediocre poem, it must be that this grandson is clumsy!"
After Lao Zhu laughed, he immediately asked.
"Where did you find this poem?"
"Back to Your Majesty, it's in the wastepaper basket of the main hall."
"This Rebel ......"
When Lao Zhu heard this, boundless anger immediately flashed on his face.
"This rebellious grandson has ruined our big thing!"
"What is he hiding in a dignified manner, he doesn't know what Topaz Ruyi represents!"
"What about the rebels?"
Hearing this, Qin Deshun hurriedly replied.
"I heard you're still studying in the main hall......
Lao Zhu was even more angry when he heard this, and jumped to his feet and scolded.
"He is now in the spirit of learning, what did he do when we were in the main hall just now!"
"Send someone to bring him back to us, let's ask him in person, what is wrong with us anymore, let him hide with us everywhere!"
Qin Deshun saw that His Majesty the Emperor was so angry, and he also regretted it in his heart, feeling as if he had done something wrong, should he not harm His Royal Highness the Third Emperor Sun?
Not long after, Zhu Yunxi ran into the Qianqing Palace in a hurry, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Lao Zhu with a whip in his hand, staring at him with two "bulging" dragon eyes.
When Zhu Yunxi saw this scene, he was immediately frightened and his legs weakened.
"The Emperor...... Grandpa Huang, what are you doing here, hasn't your grandson already taken the first exam? ”
Lao Zhu picked up a crumpled piece of paper from the table and shook it towards Zhu Yunxi.
"Let's ask you, did you write this poem?"
Seeing this, Zhu Yunxi hurriedly denied it.
"It's not!"
"This is not written by a grandson!"
Lao Zhu was even more angry when he heard this, the paper was clearly the handwriting of this turtle grandson, he dared to open his eyes and say nonsense in front of us?
"Get down!"
"Grandpa Huang, you heard about me, I really didn't write it!"
"How can I have this ability, this is my ......"
"Get down!"
"Grandpa Huang, why don't you believe me, this is really not ......"
"Come on, help this rebel grandson!"
As soon as Lao Zhu's voice fell, two eunuchs immediately stepped forward, grabbed Zhu Yunxi's arm and pressed him on the stool.
Lao Zhu saw that the eldest grandson's ass was in place, rolled up his sleeves, and "bah" twice to his hand, and then threw off his arms and whipped vigorously towards the opponent's buttocks.
Zhu Yunxi originally wanted to argue a few words, but when he suddenly suffered such a thunderous blow, he howled miserably with a "whoop".
However, this is only the beginning, Lao Zhu's anger has not subsided, but is still rising. After more than 20 lashes, Lao Zhu's mood stabilized a little.
"Don't you dare to lie!"
"Don't dare, woo woo woo ......"
"Who wrote this poem?"
"Yes...... It's ......"
Lao Zhu saw that Zhu Yunxi still wanted to quibble, so he immediately threw a few whips over, and Zhu Yunxi hurriedly admitted it.
"I admit it!"
"This poem was indeed written by me, wow, woo woo woo......"
Zhu Yunxi thought that he would not be beaten if he admitted it, but after admitting it, he attracted a severe beating from Lao Zhu.
"I'll admit it, why are you still beating me, whoa......
Old Zhu snorted angrily.
"Obviously you wrote it, why don't you dare to show it to us!"
"I'm afraid you'll hit me, woo woo woo ......"
"Afraid we'll hit you?"
Lao Zhu "snapped" a few whips, and then bent down and asked sheepishly.
"Are you afraid this time?"
"Not afraid ......"
"What?"
"We hit so hard, you actually said that you are not afraid!"
Lao Zhu stood up straight, and slapped a few more whips, so that Zhu Yunxi shouted "I'm afraid!" ”。
"We're so good to you, didn't we just beat you a few times, you dare to be afraid of us!"
After Lao Zhu said this, he "snapped" a few whips, and directly knocked Zhu Yunxi into collapse.
"Are you always afraid of me or not, woo woo woo ......"
When Lao Zhu heard the eldest grandson say this, his old face couldn't help but blush.
Yes!
Do we want the rebel grandson to be afraid of us, or do we want the rebel grandson not to be afraid of us?
Lao Zhu frowned and thought for a while, but he didn't understand why.
In the end, he gave the rebel grandson a few more whips, and after consuming the last bit of anger in his heart, he sat aside angrily and sulked, leaving Zhu Yunxi alone, lying on the stool and crying bitterly.
Lao Zhu listened for a while, only to feel more irritable in his heart, and seeing that it was not too early, he simply went directly to the harem.
Qin Deshun wanted to keep up with the waiter, but was stopped by Lao Zhu immediately.
"You don't have to follow us, hurry up and send the imperial doctor to give him medicine!"
"Hey!"
Lao Zhu came to Concubine Guo Hui's palace with a snort, and complained to Guo Hui as soon as he entered the door.
"Guo Hui, you said that we are good enough for the eldest grandson, he actually hid his heart from us today!"
"I wrote a masterpiece that has been handed down to the world, but I secretly threw it away, and I made a bad poem to fool us!"
"Originally, we wanted to reward Topaz Ruyi to him, but he pretended to be stupid, but he fulfilled others, do you think we can not be angry in our hearts!"
Guo Hui had already heard from the dog's leg, even if Zhu Yuanzhang couldn't come, she wanted to go to the Qianqing Palace.
Now seeing Zhu Yuanzhang running here to complain, Guo Hui said angrily.
"Isn't it just an itch, even if the topaz is worth a few dollars, look at you stingy!"
Lao Zhu glared at Guo Hui unhappily when he heard this.
"What do you know, topaz represents imperial power, and ruyi represents our mind!"
"Let's reward Zhu Yunwen with Topaz Ruyi today, the officials in the court and the central government may not be able to figure it out when they hear it!"
Guo Huifei's eyes rolled slightly when she heard this.
"Emperor, don't you still have a bamboo, why don't you get that little reward for you!"
Lao Zhu was not happy on the spot when he heard this, and sternly refused on the spot.
"Don't even think about it!"
"We're used to that, we won't give it to anyone, and we'll take it to the ground when we die in the future!"
Concubine Guo Hui sneered when she heard this, where is the emperor nostalgic for the old, it is obviously because the itch of the bamboo is given by Sister Ma, so she is reluctant!
"Come on, come on, don't be angry, you lie on the bed for a while, the concubine will go to the Qianqing Palace to see the child, and then come back and wait for you to sleep!"
Lao Zhu said sourly when he heard this.
"Don't look at it!"
"Our subordinates retracted their strength, and they didn't hit him with heavy hands!"
Concubine Guo Hui secretly rolled her eyes when she heard this, but she knew that this old man's hands were black, and it didn't matter who you were when her temper came up, it was good not to beat you half to death.
When Concubine Guo Hui came to the Qianqing Palace, Zhu Yunxi was lying on the bed humming and chirping, and Imperial Physician Hao was carefully medicating it on the side.
Concubine Guo Hui glanced at Zhu Yunxi's buttocks, saw the bloody scene, and gasped on the spot.
"Shhh
"Why did you hit so hard!"
Imperial Physician Hao didn't look surprised.
"Hui Concubine Niangniang, this is just scary to look at, but it's not really heavy."
"Even if he is not beaten and bleeding, Weichen has to use a silver needle to pick it open and release the bruises inside......"
"Your Majesty can be regarded as having experience in beating his grandson, and the last few whips just broke the skin, but it saved Weichen trouble, hehehehe......"
Zhu Yunxi heard that Imperial Physician Hao still had the heart to laugh, and he was so angry that he couldn't stop complaining.
"Good doctor, do you still have a little conscience, I was beaten so badly, you can still laugh!"
After Zhu Yunxi complained about Imperial Doctor Hao, he began to scold the person who owed his hand again.
"I don't know who owes so much, I obviously threw it into the paper basket, and I was picked up by that guy, so I was beaten for nothing!"
"It's a pity...... I almost unlocked the achievement of not being beaten for a month, but I was broken by the person who owed it, woo woo woo ......"
When Qin Deshun heard Zhu Yunxi's complaints, his heart secretly tightened, and he wanted to do something to remedy it.
"Imperial Doctor Hao, do you want to let the slave maid serve the three emperors and grandsons with medicine?"
Hao Wenjie's arm happened to be a little sore, and when he heard Qin Deshun say this, he hurriedly handed him the medicine bottle and cotton swab and asked him to give Zhu Yunxi medicine.
"If I had known who had told him, I would have to skin him, pull his tendons, and bleed him on the tower of the city gate!"
Qin Deshun took the medicine bottle and carefully applied medicine to Zhu Yunxi at first, but when he heard Zhu Yunxi scolding, he couldn't help but increase the strength of his hand.
"Whoa......"
"Father-in-law Qin, will you take the medicine or not, you are here to cause me a second injury!"
"Third Emperor Sun, say a few words, it's easy to get a wound if you talk too much!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he couldn't help but complain with annoyance.
"What does my talk have to do with my ass!"
"Father-in-law Qin, could it be your informant, right?"
Qin Deshun's hand trembled when he heard this, and the cotton swab "pestleed" on Zhu Yunxi's ass uncontrollably, causing Zhu Yunxi to grin for a while.
"Third Emperor Sun, you have wronged the slave and the maid, how can the slave and the maid do that kind of thing!"
"It was Wang De who picked up your poems from the paper basket!"
Wang De only felt his scalp explode when he heard this, what does this have to do with him?
But just when he wanted to refute, he saw his godfather winking at him vigorously, and he instantly realized that his godfather was letting himself take the tank for him!
Wang De thought that Qin Deshun was good to him, and he still stood as a godfather, so he could only take the pot and kneel at the head of the bed with a plop.
"Your Highness, the slave can't stand you, it's all the slave's fault!"
"Punish the slave if you want to punish it, and the slave is willing to accept any punishment!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard that Wang De was making trouble, he generously forgave him.
"Forget it!"
"I know you're doing it for my good, but don't do it again!"
"Let's be a prince in the future, don't keep thinking about those who don't have it......"
When Concubine Guo Hui heard Xiao Xixi's words of being so disheartened, she only felt sad and uncomfortable, covered her nose and walked out of the Qianqing Palace, and then cried sadly.
When Concubine Guo Hui returned to Changning Palace and heard an even snoring sound from the bed, she was so angry that she lifted the quilt on the spot.
"Zhu Yuanzhang, you get up for me!"
Lao Zhu opened his eyes unhappily, looked at Guo Hui, who was already crazy, and said with displeasure.
"What's wrong with you?"
"You still have a face to sleep, don't you look at it, what kind of little Xixi has been beaten by you!"
"Let's ......"
"We don't know like your mother-in-law, if you don't want to let us stay, let's find someone else!"
"Then you go, the concubine won't stop you!"
Lao Zhu also has a temper, and when he heard this, he got up from the bed on the spot, and then led a group of eunuchs to other palaces angrily.
However, after staying in other palaces for a long time, Lao Zhu was irritable again, and slipped out again under the pretext that there was something going on in the previous dynasty.
Lao Zhu wanted to go back to the Qianqing Palace to take a look, but he couldn't wipe his face a little, so he could only sit awkwardly on the steps outside the Qianqing Palace and watch the scenery. Just when he was in a dilemma, he suddenly heard a report from the little eunuch, saying that Erhu had returned from Wudang Mountain.
When Lao Zhu heard this, he immediately got up from the steps excitedly.
"Quick!"
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