Chapter 176: The Groom Has Only 3 Teeth
Yu Hai stopped hearing it.
"You said that you were hooked up, it's just nonsense to make up blood and spew people! And my brother and sister are pregnant, that's the truth! The uncle suddenly applauded and sneered.
"As the saying goes, there is no wind and no waves, so no matter how you wash your white, there is still a trace of unclear connections, right? Otherwise, why would you two brothers rush in and get involved? So don't treat yourself as an outsider and be in the company of the little vixen? Speaking of this, the uncle stepped in and continued to extend.
"Besides, as a man, I know very well what you men are thinking, don't you eat from the bowl and look at the pot, the more the merrier? The big flag at home doesn't fall, but the colorful flags flutter outside? As soon as his voice fell, I don't know who shouted a sentence from the excitement.
"No matter who you are with, just like you, it is not reasonable to do the thing of calling a few big men and peeing in the faces of 2 women!" The surrounding villagers listened and nodded frequently.
"yes, that's not a good idea!"
"Old man Lin, it's clear that your son wants to marry a daughter-in-law, and you want to occupy this woman's house, why do you deliberately mess things up so much? You just don't think it's a big deal, for your own selfish interests, you still pull a few backs to cover your own shady purpose! When the uncle heard this, he looked at the villagers angrily.
"Be bold and make a fool of the people, even if my 18-year-old son really wants to occupy her house, so what's the matter, this is originally my Lin family's business, and you can take care of it?" Just when everyone was speechless, they listened to the blowing outside.
Everyone was stunned. All the quarrels were overshadowed by the sound of instrumental music outside, and this was not the end, but a group of people wearing red and hanging colors came up and carried a large sedan chair.
The villagers looked at each other.
"Is this a movie?"
"Drip-w-wah, drip-wow, z-z". More than a dozen folk musicians, who are also elderly grandfathers, suddenly a middle-aged man opened the way, this person is Sichun's brother-in-law from Peach Blossom Village.
When I got off the sedan chair, I saw a white-bearded old man slowly crawling out of it, wearing a black melon skin hat and an old-fashioned red horse coat robe from decades ago.
And the most immoral thing is that there is a red rope tied to the tail of the white beard, which looks so weird.
"Please ask the widow Sichun to get on the sedan chair, go back to Peach Blossom Village and marry the old man, and spend candles in the cave room!" The brother-in-law shouted over there.
When the uncle saw it, Sichun looked at everyone with frightened eyes, so he pulled and pulled, and without waiting for the people and villagers to speak for her, Sichun was picked up, and the last ugly old matchmaker handed Sichun's hand to the white-bearded old man and pressed it, which could not be refuted.
"Hurry up and marry away, I hope that in the coming year, I can have a few more big fat boys." As soon as these words came out, all the people watching the excitement next to them were trembling and couldn't help sighing.
This? Still? At such an age, is there still a function? In fact, everyone, has not yet come out of the farce of the uncle beating people and bombing people, and this is an even more outrageous scene in front of them, which really stunned the villagers.
Yi Yin also hurriedly got up and grabbed Sichun. Sichun also dragged his body and resolutely did not drill the sedan chair. Everyone also whispered.
"This is the groom official, it's purely an old demon from Montenegro!"
"The age difference is too big!"
"O'C, O'C," said the groom, who couldn't help but sneeze a few times, and couldn't help but show all his teeth.
The villagers were still sharp-eyed and found that he only had 3 teeth.
"Ouch, that's scary! Is this good, can you sleep at night? So I compared it repeatedly, a stunning woman who looks like a tender onion and is as smart as a shallot, went to marry such a bad old man?
Everyone shook their heads.
"This uncle is not very good, if you find someone of the same age, the family is worth it."
"Yes, yes, if there are candles in the cave room, this old guy won't be able to survive, what should I do if I blow the lamp and pull out the wax?"
"What can I do? The wedding has become a funeral! ”
"Well, this uncle, and that brother-in-law, can really bully people, this widow's life is really difficult!"
"This family is really lacking in morality!"
"......" was just saying, the groom suddenly took out a handkerchief, covered his mouth and nose, and coughed a few times, but listening to that voice, how can he be half male and not female?
"Is it a shemale?"
"Uh,"
"Look at his nails? Still getting your nails? Ouch I'm going? What is this? Everyone was in a bad mood.
At this time, the big men who were hired by the uncle and brother-in-law also stopped doing it.
"You guys said with red lips and white teeth, you want to let our brothers have a good time, why do you leave so quickly?" So Xiao Simao and Liu covered their eggs, held a steel pipe in their hands, and took the lead in stepping on the sedan chair pole, not letting go of their feet.
Fan Ergou, whose face was red and swollen, also scolded.
"Either let these two beauties lie on the ground obediently and satisfy our brothers to rectify the Fa on the spot, or you," he pointed to the tip of the uncle's nose,
"Give money, four of us, 500 for each person, take 2,000 compensation quickly, otherwise no one will want to leave!" The brother-in-law who came with the sedan chair was also unwilling.
"I obviously gave you a chance just now, you tore your clothes and peed, you spent so much work, but you didn't go to the topic and didn't do business, this is obviously because you yourself delayed the opportunity, blaming others? With that peeing space, it's not like it's been done a long time ago! When the uncle saw it, he also waved his fist.
"Yes, if you don't pay or not, it's all your own fault!" Xiao Simao looked at it and was anxious.
"Brothers, give it to me!" So they wheeled up the iron rods and smashed them all at once. The rest of his life saw it in his eyes and just wanted to stop it.
Unexpectedly, Yu Haihai kicked it on the uncle's buttocks, and then kicked it on Sichun's brother-in-law's ass...... In the end, Yu Hai was pulled by Yu Hai, and Yu Hai suddenly withdrew from the battlefield.
"Remember to calm down, you can't get involved too much, our goal seems to have been achieved, these two widows are not victimized, and the matter of marrying has been disrupted, so it is none of our business." Yu Hai patted his head, he really didn't expect that although he was more than ten years older than Yu Sheng, he couldn't turn his brains around, so he was really unconvinced.
Yi Yin, who was next to him, also suddenly remembered the rest of his life. It seems that at the hometown meeting, I remember that there was such a person, but not long after, he disappeared.
Yiyin left after 2 years of studying as a nurse, graduated before he could come back to his senses, and worked odd jobs all the time, and later married into this village, and her husband died lying on the rails.
…… The old man who carried the sedan chair wanted to resist a few times, and the gangsters smashed angrily, but several people were smashed.
In the end, I didn't even dare to ask for money, so I ran away. A steel pipe was also unceremoniously smashed into a dozen musicians, and as a result, they also ran away, and I don't know who lost two shoes, as well as a sheng and a flute.
This groom's official uncle, but his legs and feet are not good, he can't run, his old hands, and he clung to Sichun's little tender hands.
"Come, little lady, don't be afraid, I, Li Laohan, will protect you thoroughly. Hum! I think which of them dares to move? He pouted his beard and showed three teeth.