Chapter 239: You Let This Thief Bird Tell Us Again!
Lao Zhu locked on the "real murderer", so he didn't want Zhu Hu to be embarrassed in front of everyone, so he waved at him. Initial Update@
"Take it down!"
However, Zhu Hu didn't understand his father's intentions, and thought that his father was angry, so he grabbed the bird rack and lifted the bird, and reminded him over and over again.
"Father, give your sons some more time, this divine bird is very smart, just teach it a few times!"
"Divine Bird and Lonely Learning!"
"I wish my father a long life!"
"I wish the bad old man a long life!"
"It's not a bad old man, it's my father!"
"Father!"
"Father!"
"Father!"
"Hey!"
When everyone saw Zhu Hu calling his father to a bird, they only thought that this scene was funny, but when everyone heard the "hey", they were instantly dumbfounded.
If they heard it right, that "hey" just now should have come from this divine bird, right?
Lao Zhu was also stunned by this "hey", he, the legitimate father, had not yet spoken, and the thief dead bird dared to agree, which was really unreasonable!
"Old Five!"
"Where did you get such a thing, you just lost the royal face, and you didn't kill it for us!"
Zhu Hu was also angry, it was the first time in his life that he had been so humiliated, and he immediately grabbed the bird's head and threatened viciously.
"Lone will give you another chance, if you don't say it well, Lone will wring off your dog's head!"
The Divine Bird was familiar with this scene, and this morning, there was also a man who pinched its head and threatened it viciously.
In order not to die on the spot, when the conditioned reflex said.
"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!"
As soon as the divine bird said this, the hall burst into laughter when it ascended the hall.
"I can't laugh anymore, hahaha......"
"Not to mention that this bird is worthy of the name of a divine bird, and it is actually scolded by King Zhou, hahaha!"
"And the answer is like a stream, and it is quite appropriate, hahaha!"
Lao Zhu was also amused by this thief bird, especially the last sentence "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi", isn't it the famous sentence in the book written by the eldest grandson?
If he was just skeptical just now, now he can almost be sure that this is a good thing that Zhu Yunxi did against Sun.
Zhu Yunxi was also stunned when he heard this "thirty years", he remembered that he had only taught one sentence of "bad old man", who taught this "thirty years"?
When Zhu Hu heard this, he locked his eyes on Zhu Yunxi.
He also flipped over the "Dou Po" written by Zhu Yunxi, and he didn't remember anything else in it, but he remembered this sentence ten out of ten.
Other ministers of civil and military affairs also know the origin of this sentence, because this sentence is so famous, children all over the capital will fight and finally throw down the sentence "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor youth".
Even some people will often hear this sentence from the child's mouth when teaching the young rebel in the family.
Therefore, as soon as this remark came out, everyone knew that it was Zhu Yunxi who was secretly making trouble.
Zhu Hu looked at Zhu Yunxi angrily, and then knelt in front of Lao Zhu with a face full of grievances.
"Father!"
"It must have been Zhu Yunxi's doing, he went to Erchen's house before and wanted to buy the divine bird at double the price, but Erchen ignored him, he slipped into the warehouse today and soiled the mouth of my divine bird!"
In fact, the reason why Zhu Hu didn't let the royal brothers and nephews look at the birds at close range was because he was afraid that these people would dirty the mouth of the sacred bird.
But when parrots and the like are trained to speak, they are most taboo to be "dirty".
Once the mouth is dirty, the parrot is useless.
Therefore, when training the parrot to speak, he never let others interfere. He ordered a little eunuch to feed it on time and on time every day, and teach it to speak.
Not to mention outsiders, even he, the prince, try not to disturb.
Now seeing that the divine bird that he had trained with great difficulty was dirty by Zhu Yunxi's bastard, he wanted to strangle that grandson to death.
"Father!"
"Erchen is wronged, Erchen spent a lot of money to buy this. (This chapter is not finished!) )
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Birds, carefully trained and domesticated every day, I wanted to smile at my father's birthday again, but I wanted to be harmed by Zhu Yunxi, woo woo woo ......"
Zhu Yunxi heard that Zhu Huan had wronged him so much, and immediately stood up from his seat.
"Fifth uncle, you are squirting people with blood!"
"I only taught him one sentence, and the latter one was not taught by me!"
When Lao Zhu heard this, he immediately looked at Zhu Yunxi with a cold face.
"And which one are you teaching?"
"Yes......"
Seeing this, Zhu Yunxi secretly said that it was not good, and the first sentence of the thief bird was not a good thing, even worse than the last sentence!
If I let the imperial grandfather know that I scolded him for being a bad old man behind my back, I would not be beaten to death!
"Returning to the emperor's grandfather, I am teaching God to help the Ming!"
When Lao Zhu heard this, he secretly said in his heart that this rebel grandson is quite smart, otherwise he would have been beaten up today.
"Hmm!"
"Then let this thief bird tell us again!"
"If it says it, we'll spare you once today, if not......"
"Humph!"
"You know what the consequences are!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he only felt that his hairs stood on end, and he hurriedly walked down the steps, grabbed the parrot's head and threatened viciously.
"God help Daming!"
"Thirty Years ......"
Zhu Yunxi raised his hand is a slap, which made Zhu Huan feel distressed, this is a sacred bird he bought for 20,000 taels of silver, he is willing to touch it when he eats and drinks on weekdays, this grandson actually said that he would fight!
"God help Daming!"
"Heaven is the brightest!"
"God help Daming!"
"God help Daming!"
"Grandpa Huang, look, this divine bird says that God helps Daming, wow quack!"
Lao Zhu saw that his eldest grandson was so happy, and he also showed a knowing smile on his face, and when he looked at the thief bird, he also felt a lot more pleasing to the eye.
"This bird is really smart, it can be learned after only being taught twice, and it lives up to the name of a sacred bird."
"Really smart, whatever you teach, you will ......"
Zhu Yunxi echoed Lao Zhu when he said this, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, if it proved that this bird was smart, and he only taught it twice, then what did he teach in the morning?
"Grandpa Huang, this stupid bird is not very smart, my grandson taught it half an hour in the morning, so I learned this sentence!"
As soon as Zhu Yuanzhang heard this, he was talking nonsense again, and estimated that it was true that this grandson had been teaching all morning, but he had taught something else.
However, when he saw that the eldest grandson loved this big bird so much, he immediately felt pity in his heart.
The eldest grandson is so big, he hasn't received his own gift yet. originally wanted to reward the palace of King Wu to him, but unexpectedly it was taken by the eldest grandson and changed into a public garden for the people of the whole Ming Dynasty to play.
In addition, the eldest grandson received the most was his own whip, as well as all kinds of punishments.
When Lao Zhu thought of this, he couldn't help but feel guilty in his heart. _o_m
"Since you like this bird so much, then let's give this bird to you, and it can be regarded as a reward for your rebellion in catching the White Lotus for the imperial court."
"Huh?"
Zhu Yunxi was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately kowtowed four times to the old Zhu.
Why four?
Because he had planned to buy this bird for 40,000 taels, and these four heads were exactly the 40,000 taels of silver!
"Grandson thanked Grandpa!"
"Grandpa Huang's longevity is boundless, Grandpa Huang's longevity is with Tianqi, and Grandpa's mana is boundless......"
Lao Zhu heard that Rebel Sun began to talk nonsense again, and immediately interrupted him and motioned for him to hurry back to his seat.
Zhu Yunxi also realized that he was too excited, and actually snatched the lines of the old immortal of the stars, stuck out his tongue in embarrassment, and returned to his seat to tease with the big bird.
Zhu Hu saw that his father had donated the divine bird he had purchased with a lot of money to Zhu Yunxi's bastard, and he was so angry that he was about to cry.
"Father, that's a piece of filial piety from your son, how can you ......?"
How could Lao Zhu not know Zhu Hu's careful thoughts, and immediately praised him.
"Emperor, we already know your filial piety, it's hard for you to spend so much effort to make us laugh. (This chapter is not finished!) )
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Finish. ”
"Come on, add a seat to King Zhou in the first row!"
When Zhu Hu heard this, he was ecstatic, and secretly said in his heart that the 20,000 taels of silver were too well spent!
The father was finally able to look at him squarely, and he praised him so much, and specially let him sit in the first row!
After a while, another seat was added in front of the military commander Xungui, and Zhu Hu sat on it beautifully, only feeling that he was countless times closer to that seat, it was so close!
It's just that whenever he sees Zhu Yunxi who is teasing his own divine bird on the side, he is always so angry that he grits his teeth.
This is a divine bird that I bought for 20,000 taels of silver, and it is cheaper!
The next singing session is fast, whether it is a civil servant or a military general, the birthday gifts given are just some ordinary things.
Lao Zhu only listened for a while, and then couldn't help frowning. There are too many stones today, how can they all be auspicious of "luminous stones"?
There are also all kinds of strange beasts, what a long-necked unicorn, a horned hedgehog, and more than a dozen white deer and turtles offered by political envoys from all over the country.
The more Lao Zhu listened, the darker his face became, he didn't care about this birthday gift, he really felt that the officials of the Ming Dynasty didn't take him seriously, and the birthday gift he gave was so perfunctory.
The officials waiting for the banquet at the bottom were also on pins and needles, and they didn't expect so many "divine stones", "white deer", and "divine turtles" to pop up.
If they had known that so many people were buying, they would not have coveted the cheapness of "Yiwu small commodities"!
"We don't want to be extravagant and wasteful, but you won't be so perfunctory, take a bunch of broken stones to fool us!"
"Come on, write down the names of all the officials who sent stones, turtles, and white deer!"
When the officials below heard this, their hearts trembled, and they hurriedly got up and left the table and knelt on the ground to plead guilty.
"Your Majesty is angry, and the ministers are also bewildered by the female cadre, I don't know that there will be so many divine stones and turtles!"
"Your Majesty, Wei Chen also heard that there is a magical shop in the city, which specializes in selling all kinds of strange divine stones......"
"Someone's coming!"
"Let's find out where this shop comes from!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he couldn't care about teasing the parrot anymore, and hurriedly left the table and knelt in front of the officials.
"Grandpa Huang, today is your long life, let's not spoil your mood because of this little thing, right?"
"Although there are many similarities in the birthday gifts offered by the adults, there is no difference in the loyalty to the imperial grandfather. I hope that the emperor will live a long life, and I hope that under your leadership, whether it is military or people's livelihood, you can step by step, go far to the Han and Tang dynasties, and reach the height that the previous dynasties have not reached! ”
The generals were all stupid when they heard Zhu Yunxi's words, they never thought that the Three Emperors and Sun could take the initiative to jump out and intercede for them!
Lao Zhu looked at the little rebel grandson kneeling under the Danqi, and he was secretly surprised in his heart, secretly thinking that this grandson had taken the wrong medicine, and he actually interceded for an irrelevant person.
Chapter 239: You Let This Thief Bird Tell Us Again!