Chapter 242: Grandpa Huang, Do You Know What the Most Painful Thing in the World Is?
The second tiger looked around, and saw a house full of warblers and warblers, and directly showed him dazzled.
"Back to the emperor, the granddaughter of the Song family is good, the daughter of the Shangshu family of the Ministry of Rites is also very good, and the ...... of the Xu family"
Lao Zhu yawned when he heard this, he was already strong enough to drink, and he had spent a lot of energy in the Wenhua Hall before, so he felt a little sleepy after drinking two sprinkles.
"Write it down!"
Hearing this, Erhu's eyes rolled.
"It's good to look at it from a humble position......"
"Then let's write it all down!"
"Then order the painters in the palace to paint portraits of all the girls, and let the rebel grandson pick them out himself in a few days!"
"No!"
After Lao Zhu explained this matter, he yawned and slipped out of Kunning Palace. However, when he was blown by the cold wind when he left Kunning Palace, he was a little more energetic, so he ordered the wrestlers who were carrying his shoulders.
"Carry us to the temple and take a look!"
Not long after, Lao Zhu came to the Jinshen Hall and saw a room full of "divine stones", and his two eyes were round.
Previously, when he listened to the chanting of the ceremonial officials in the Fengtian Temple, he only felt that the number of repetitions of the divine stone was a bit too much, but now when he saw the stones all over the ground, he realized how much evil the rebel Sun had done!
He even had a hunch that it would not be long before the folk would rumor that he was a faint monarch who liked auspiciousness......
"This rebellious grandson is indeed a bit excessive!"
When Erhu heard the emperor's tone, he secretly sweated for Zhu Yunxi in his heart.
Generally speaking, the calmer the emperor's tone, the greater the anger in his heart.
If you are really angry and scold, it is not a big deal.
"Emperor, the young master is just a young man, and he doesn't have any malicious ......"
"Humph!"
"Do you still need to say that?"
"It's just that our old face is about to be lost by him!"
"Carry us back first and stare at him for a while, and then clean him up when we have enough energy!"
"Let's warn you, if you dare to report this time, we will castrate you and make you a gelding!"
When the second tiger heard this, he was so frightened that he hurriedly clamped his tail. _o_m
"Don't worry, the emperor!"
"I won't go anywhere today, so I will honestly stand guard at the door of the emperor!"
When Lao Zhu yawned to catch up on sleep, the big hall had already started to draw a lottery.
Zhu Yunxi had already ordered people to put a number tag on each seat, and then put the corresponding tag on a small wooden ball, and threw it into a jar to roll back and forth.
Zhu Yunxi has prepared a lot of good things in order for everyone to get prizes.
There are toys such as pen, ink, paper, inkstone, hardcover scripts, clay puppets and so on.
But everyone just stared at the music box in the open space, and they all wanted this one by one.
The results of the lottery were not ideal, at least not ideal for Zhu Yunxi.
Because he only drew a set of pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, the music box was taken away by his fourteenth uncle Zhu Ao.
Zhu Yunxi looked at the crying Zhu Yunxi, so he had to give him the big bird.
Zhu Yunxi got the big bird of his dreams, and he really stopped crying.
"Third brother, how long can this bird live, don't raise it for three or two years and then die of old age, then I will be sad......"
"Don't worry, this bird has a long lifespan, and it won't die if you send it away!"
Zhu Yunxi was really relieved when he heard this, and then under the envy of the uncles of the kings, he took the big bird back to the palace in a hurry.
Zhu Yunxi saw all this in his eyes and secretly admired Zhu Yunxi's generosity.
He asked himself if it was him, probably he would be reluctant to give such a divine bird to his fourth brother.
But Zhu Yunxi saw the fourth brother crying, and gave the big bird to the younger brother without even stumbling, this friendship with his brother is really admirable.
"The second brother thanked the third brother for Zhu Yunxi!"
"The fourth brother is still young, I don't know the value of this thing, wait for him to play for a few days, and the second brother will ask him to go back and take care of it."
"Anyway, this thing is given by the imperial grandfather, in case it is raised to death by the fourth brother, the imperial grandfather will not look good."
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he looked at his cheap second brother quite unexpectedly.
Dao: Is this product really not going to fight?
This is too cowardly, right, he didn't do anything, so he was forced to give up?
"The second brother is serious, this bird is now expensive, and after two years, my brother's fleet will be formed, how many parrots want this kind of parrot!"
"Oh?"
When Zhu Yunwen heard Zhu Yunxi say this, he immediately became interested.
"Listening to the words of the third brother, it seems that you know where these divine birds are produced?"
Zhu Yunxi said in his heart, this can be regarded as asking the right person, and said proudly on his face.
"That's nature!"
When the others heard this, they were not in a hurry to return to the palace, and they came up one after another to inquire about the origin of the bird.
"Big nephew, tell us quickly, where can we catch this kind of divine bird?"
"This bird is not rare, on a continent about 20,000 miles away from our Ming Dynasty."
"There are abundant products, simple people, gold and jewels everywhere, and all kinds of magical animals."
"This macaw is one of them."
When the princes in the main hall heard this, some of them yearned for it, some of them had golden light in their eyes, and some of them already believed it in their hearts, but they still had to stubbornly hold the bar on their lips.
"You brag, I don't believe there is such a place in the world!"
Zhu Yunxi took out a world map from his desk and spread it on the ground, pointing to the regional roads of South America.
"What's there to brag about, this continent is here!"
"Let me tell you, the rice that people eat here is golden brown, and it is called golden rice, also known as yellow corn!"
"There are gold and silver mines everywhere, and the reserves of copper ore are innumerable, which is the largest in the world!"
The princes were so fooled by Zhu Yunxi's words that their eyes lit up, if it weren't for the 20,000 miles of land that stopped them, they all wanted to go to their father now and ask their father to change their title to South America as vassal kings.
As for whether South America is under the control of Daming, they don't care at all.
In their simple cognition, even if they are not from the Ming Dynasty at the moment, as long as they want, their omnipotent father can knock down that place and seal it for them as a fief!
Zhu Gui was also moved, and asked Zhu Yunxi vigorously.
"Big nephew, from our Daming to what continent you said, how long can you make a round trip at the earliest?"
Zhu Yunxi snapped his fingers and calculated.
"If you use the current navigation technology, it will take four or five months to start from Songjiang Mansion and reach Shenniao Continent."
"So long?"
Zhu Yunxi rolled his eyes when he heard this, and secretly said in his heart, this has to be a smooth sailing, otherwise it won't take a year.
In order not to let the vassal kings of the Ming Dynasty be deterred by the Great Voyage, Zhu Yunxi hurriedly threw out his killer move. _o_m
"However, when my steamship is successfully developed, it will be much easier to travel to and from here, and I guess I will be able to make one trip a month."
In fact, Zhu Yunxi's words were still foolish, he only knew that the steamship could run long distances, but he didn't know how fast that thing was, so he just tried to say as little as possible.
Zhu Gui secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, if it was only a month, and it was still a boat, it shouldn't be considered a crime.
Everyone pestered Zhu Yunxi to inquire about the situation of several other continents, and talked freely about their ambitions for the future, and then they went back to the palace to rest.
Only Zhu Yunxi was a little disappointed, he muttered so much, he didn't even cultivate a pioneering vassal king.
It seems that the first generation of feudal kings of the Ming Dynasty still has some brains......
When Zhu Yunxi passed by the Fengtian Palace, he saw that there was still a commotion inside, thinking that Lao Zhu was still drinking with a group of sycophants inside, so he went to the Qianqing Palace alone, planning to take advantage of Lao Zhu's absence to sneak a sleep first.
When he jumped into the dormitory and saw Lao Zhu lying on the bed, he was so frightened that he hurriedly tiptoed out.
However, as soon as he retreated to the door, Lao Zhu, who was lying on the bed, woke up and shouted at him.
"Stop!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this voice, he hurriedly put on a flattering smile.
"Grandpa Huang, are you awake......"
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Lao Zhu turned over and sat up, looking at the rebel Sun coldly.
"Who are you trying to run out of and pit again?"
"Pit?"
When Zhu Yunxi heard the word "pit", he suddenly chuckled in his heart, feeling that something bad was going to happen.
"Grandpa Huang, you really know how to laugh, your grandson has always been a fool in business, when did you cheat people?"
Lao Zhu glanced at Zhu Yunxi when he heard this, and said with disdain on his face.
"Edit!"
"You can make it up for us, and see if you can make flowers today!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, his eyes rolled a few times, and he secretly wondered in his heart, he shouldn't have provoked this old man today, so why did this old man get so angry?
Is it because he taught the parrot to curse and say that he is a bad old man?
This shouldn't be, although this old man doesn't have a big heart, he never gets angry with himself because of this little thing!
But Zhu Yunxi really couldn't think of anything else, so he could only admit his mistake head-on.
"Grandpa Huang, I was wrong, I shouldn't have taught the fifth uncle's divine bird......"
When Lao Zhu heard what the reverse sun said, he knew that the reverse sun didn't feel wrong at all, and when he thought of the stones that filled the temple of the body, his heart was full of fire.
"Come on, hang him up for us!"
Zhu Yunxi only felt a numb scalp when he heard this, and it hurt much more to hang than to lie on his stomach!
"Grandpa Huang, I was wrong, you can spare me once......"
After Lao Zhu said this, he didn't pay attention to him, and the side of his body began to snore again.
Zhu Yunxi was angry in his heart when he saw this, why did he provoke this bad old man again, so much so that he wanted to hang himself up and beat him!
Zhu Yunxi saw that Erhu had already prepared the rope, so he didn't resist, let the other party hang himself on the beam, and then swing on the beam listlessly.
"Uncle Tiger, tell me the truth, why did I mess with the old man in the house again!"
"Even if it's a beating, you have to let me understand it one by one!"
Erhu wanted to tell him, but when he thought of the emperor's previous warning, he could only honestly cover his mouth, and then retreated silently.
After the second tiger left, Zhu Yunxi was even more confused, and he couldn't think of any mistakes he made after thinking about it for a long time.
Is it because he gave the parrot rewarded by the emperor's grandfather to someone else?
It should be!
Just now, Zhu Yunwen reminded himself that he was coming, saying that if Zhu Yunxi raised the parrot to death, it would make the old man unhappy.
When Zhu Yunxi thought of this, he also had confidence in his heart, and he was not as flustered as he was at the beginning.
After a while, Lao Zhu recuperated and walked over with a whip.
Lao Zhu saw that the little rebel Sun did not have the slightest remorse, not only did he swing on the beam of the house like last time, but even hummed a song!
Lao Zhu was angry when he saw this, so he gave him a hard blow, and he screamed out against Sun Sun.
Zhu Yunxi was in pain on his buttocks, and began to beg for mercy on the spot.
"Grandpa Huang, I really know that I am wrong this time, I shouldn't have given the big bird you rewarded to others, I will order someone to go to Zhu Yunxi to get the bird back in a while!"
When Lao Zhu heard Zhu Yunxi say this, the anger in his heart suddenly became half smaller.
This grandson is stubborn and stubborn, but he treats his brother well, and such a rare divine bird is willing to give it to his younger brother, but it makes him reluctant to fight.
"Humph!"
"Let's give you another chance, if you can't guess why you were beaten, then you're welcome!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, his brain was stunned on the spot.
I guessed wrong again, the imperial grandfather didn't beat himself because of this!
Lao Zhu saw that the rebel grandson had been silent for a long time, and immediately crackled at the rebel grandson's ass.
However, given his true affection for his brother, the force of the whip was significantly less. Error-free updates @
Even so, Zhu Yunxi was still beaten straight up, his body twisted like a maggot, and he was about to twist into a twist.
"You still dare to hide!"
"You dare to hide again, try to see if we don't spank your ass!"
Zhu Yunxi forced out a few tears, wanting to win Lao Zhu's sympathy, and pleaded with tears.
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"Grandpa Huang, why are you beating me, woo woo woo ......"
Lao Zhu had already seen through this anti-grandson's plan, and knew that the twenty or so whips he had just given had not reached the upper limit of this anti-grandson's ass at all, and this anti-grandson was just pretending to show him.
But he wasn't very angry, he just wanted to punish him a little, so that this rebel grandson could have a better memory, so he casually mentioned him.
"Stone!"
"We finally had a big birthday, and the temple is full of all kinds of stones!"
"Do you think that sounds like words?"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he suddenly realized, and by the way, he remembered the threat of Lao Zhu's yin when he was in Fengtian Temple.
Why did I forget this stubble just now, I received so many whips in vain!
"Grandpa Huang, my grandson knows that I am wrong!"
"Do you really know it's wrong?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Grandson really knows this time, grandson will definitely develop more tricks next year, and never let the emperor's grandfather only receive stones!"
Lao Zhu's anger that had already been extinguished was once again ignited by the words of the rebel grandson.
"You still have the face to say!"
"It seems that we just beat lightly, so you didn't realize what was wrong!"
Lao Zhu gave Zhu Yunxi twenty whips again, and after beating him squeaky and screaming, and crying with a little sincerity, he said earnestly. Error-free updates @
"You can deceive others for a while, can you deceive others for a lifetime?"
"If you let the civil and military nobles of the Manchu Dynasty know that you have deceived them, how will they think of you?"
"You have also read the books of the sages, so you should know the truth of kings, ministers, fathers, fathers, sons, right?"
"For a few taels of silver, you can do something to deceive the Manchu civil and military forces. When they deceive you or commit a crime against you in the future, will you still have the face to deal with them? ”
This is where Lao Zhu is most angry, as for the hundreds of thousands of taels of silver, he really didn't look at it much.
He was angry that Zhu Yunxi took the money too seriously and was too much of a philistine because of a small loss.
A businessman can be mercenary, but as a grandson, he should value righteousness over profit, and must not ruin his character in order to make money.
"Did you know you were wrong this time?"
"Got it......"
Zhu Yunxi was originally unconvinced, but just after listening to Lao Zhu's lesson, he suddenly realized that he was short-sighted.
If you let the civil and military nobles know that the shop was opened by themselves, even if they don't dare to trouble themselves, they will hate themselves in their hearts.
After all, no one wants to be taken for a fool.
"The grandson will order the money to be returned to them in a moment."
Lao Zhu nodded with satisfaction when he heard this, and finally showed a relieved smile on his face.
This grandson has always valued money more than life, and now he can take the initiative to return the stolen goods, which shows that he really realizes that he is wrong.
"In fact, you don't have to return it, just take out half of it and donate it to the treasury!"
"Of the remaining half, take out another half for Grandma Guo, so that she can supplement the harem......"
"Leave the rest to yourself!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, his mind was confused again, and he suddenly realized a question, should the imperial grandfather want to let himself spit out the silver early in the morning, so he found an excuse to beat himself, right?
The more Zhu Yunxi thought about it, the more angry he became, and secretly scolded the bad old man for being too bad. Fat beat himself, and wanted to make himself willing to pay for the silver, and finally thank him for his "teachings"?
Ahh
I was beaten to death by him, and I didn't pay a penny today!
"Grandpa Huang, do you know what the most painful thing in the world is?"
"What?"
"That is, the money is gone, but people are alive!"
"What?"
"My grandson figured it out, if you want money, you have to die!"
"If you have the ability, you can kill me if you are old!".