[113] Liu Ru is the question, Jia Qin almost passed
This Zhang Yang relied on the fact that he was the prince's brother-in-law, so he spoke disrespectfully and dared to insult the minister.
Before Jia Chen could get angry, Lu Xiangsheng gritted his teeth, his eyes were round and he wanted to attack.
But at this time, Jia Chen suddenly stopped him.
Lu Xiangsheng looked at Jia Chen suspiciously, but saw that he arched his hand towards Zhang Yang with an indifferent face and asked:
"Is Brother Zhang studying?"
Lu Xiangsheng didn't know what he wanted to do?
Zhang Yang was also slightly stunned, and then his face was full of pride, and said:
"No, I have passed the county exam."
In the imperial examination system, after passing the county examination, it is a child.
Although he only passed the first pass of the imperial examination, he was considered to have made a name for himself.
Seeing that Zhang Yang is nearly twenty years old, he passed the county exam, I don't know why he is so arrogant?
It's just because he is the prince's brother-in-law.
Jia Chen said with a smile: "It turned out to be a child." ”
"Hmph." Zhang Yang raised his head, snorted, and put on a proud appearance.
Jia Chen felt that this person was a little stupid, and sighed softly:
At this moment, a little maid walked into the hall and said to everyone: "Ladies and gentlemen, my young lady has prepared three problems, I wonder if you are willing to try?" ”
Before everyone could respond, Zhang Yang grandiose and said loudly:
"Miss Liu is really Lan Xinhui, ingenious, I am willing, please ask Miss Liu to answer the question, I, Zhang Yang, am willing to be the first to answer the question."
He prides himself on being talented and rich in five cars, so he is not at all afraid of the so-called problems.
And he intends to show Jia Chen a hand to prove his strength.
He started, and the others also echoed and coaxed, urging the little girl to come up with the question.
The corners of Jia Chen's lips raised slightly, these people are really ** heart-wrenching, and they are so enthusiastic.
When the hall was quiet again, the little maid glanced at everyone, and then said with a smile:
"Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to the question."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was immediately silent and held their breath.
Everyone pricked up their ears, and many half-bottles of vinegar with some ink in their stomachs had begun to brew how to make a splash.
These people are well-off, usually flying eagles and lackeys, asking flowers to find willows, there is no special entertainment, today can have the opportunity to see the famous willow is like this, naturally it is rushing.
At this time, I only heard the maid say:
"My young lady likes to talk to funny people, so the first question is: make me laugh in one sentence."
Jia Chen's eyes narrowed slightly, what kind of weird topic is this? It's really full.
There was an uproar in the hall.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
It's too different from what they imagined, they thought that the topic would be for them to recite poems, but they didn't expect it to make this girl laugh?
What a humiliation!
But in order to see Liu Rus, it doesn't matter if you are sven or not.
Zhang Yang was also stunned.
Originally full of confidence, but let him tell jokes?
Are you kidding?
In order to pretend to be a genius, he has been unsmiling and pretending to be unfathomable.
Since he was a child, Zhang Yang has never heard a few jokes, and he has forgotten the few jokes he has heard.
How does this make him good?
"Poof, haha! Zhang Tongsheng, you were the first to answer the question? Lu Xiangsheng looked at Zhang Yang's appearance and couldn't help laughing.
As a martial artist, he thought that the ink in his stomach was limited, and he thought that Liu Ru was going to take the poetry and song test.
But I didn't expect that this Oiran would be uneasy about the routine and play cards, and he wanted to test jokes.
Lu Xiangsheng also didn't know how to tell jokes, but it didn't delay him from taking the opportunity to laugh at Zhang Yang.
Hearing Lu Xiangsheng's words, Zhang Yangdeng's face turned red and he muttered:
"Don't say cool things! You can do it, you can come! ”
Lu Xiangsheng snorted coldly, turned his face away, and didn't bother to deal with him anymore.
Everyone looked at each other, and no one wanted to speak first.
Because, in this era, telling jokes will be insulting and inconsistent with the image of a gentleman, so these eunuchs really don't know how to tell it.
"Since no one answers, then I'll come first!"
Jia Chen smiled indifferently.
In the complicated eyes of everyone, Jia Chen got up proudly and shook the folding fan to the little maid.
Everyone was staring at him, wanting to hear what joke he was going to tell.
However, Jia Chen didn't speak, just looked at the little girl with a smile on his face.
In this era, it is very important to pay attention to the defense of men and women.
Although the little maid lives in the Qinglou, she has not yet gone through personnel, how can she withstand Jia Chen's scorching gaze?
Under Jia Chen's gaze, the little girl's face gradually turned red.
Zhang Yang looked at it and sneered: "Brother Jia was born with a good skin, could it be that he wants to please this girl by his hue?" ”
As soon as these words came out, many people in the hall burst into laughter.
Jia Chen didn't bother to pay attention to Zhang Yang, but smiled indifferently, raised his eyebrows at the little girl, and said with a smile:
"Girl, do you see if my nostrils are beautiful?"
As soon as these words came out, there was silence in the hall, and then there was laughter:
"Interesting, nostrils are still beautiful?"
"That's a joke, it's kind of funny!"
"Are the nostrils beautiful? Why don't you ask if the boogers in your nostrils are beautiful? ”
In the midst of laughter, the little maid originally wanted to hold back her laughter, but she only lasted for a short time, and then burst out laughing.
It's not that Jia Chen's joke is funny, but that Jia Chen successfully mobilized the interest of other people in the hall, and everyone made fun of each other, which made Jia Chen's joke very powerful, and forced the little girl to laugh.
Seeing that Jia Chen had achieved great success, Zhang Yang's heart was pantothenic, his face was full of displeasure, and he snorted coldly:
"Humph! Vulgar! ”
However, he racked his brains and meditated, but he couldn't think of how to amuse this little girl?
At this moment, the little maid gave a bow and said, "Childe, you have passed the first level, please wait." ”。
Jia Chen bowed slightly and sat back beside Lu Xiangsheng.
At this time, Lu Xiangsheng scratched his ears and cheeks, and couldn't think of a joke, so he had to plead in a low voice: "Please Lord Jia help me, I don't know how to joke at all!" ”
Jia Chen smiled and whispered to Lu Xiangsheng.
Hearing this, Lu Xiangsheng's eyes lit up, and he walked quickly to the little girl's side, staring at her like Jia Chen, without saying a word.
The little girl's face was not red this time, but she stared at Lu Xiangsheng with a sinking face, as if she was saying with her eyes, the same move, the second time it won't work for me!
Seeing that this little girl was more energetic, Lu Xiangsheng couldn't hold on to it at first, and said with a smile:
"Don't be afraid, girl, I'm not a good person"
As soon as these words came out,
The little maid couldn't help but laugh out loud,
She didn't expect that Lu Xiangsheng would find another way and not tell Jia Chen's joke just now.
She secretly glanced at Jia Chen, and said to Lu Xiangsheng:
"Lord Lu has passed the test."
This simple reply was like a natural sound, which made Lu Xiangsheng smile with his eyebrows.
Lu Xiangsheng returned to Jia Chen's side and thanked Jia Chen repeatedly.
Seeing that Jia Chen and Lu Xiangsheng passed one after another, the others couldn't sit still.
They thought they were talented, and they thought they could pass the test.
These people told some jokes to the little maid, but very few people passed, and most of them were very embarrassed
。 This includes Zhang Yang.
The joke he told was not funny at all, but made the little maid frown slightly.
Zhang Yang's face darkened,
But he couldn't help it if he wasn't convinced.
To lose is to lose.
Although Zhang Yang failed to pass the test, he did not leave, and he didn't know what to do.
Over time,
When the last man is defeated,
Jia Chen took a look, even him and Lu Xiangsheng, only a few people passed the first level.
Seeing this situation, Jia Chen sighed in his heart, are people in this era so boring? I can't even tell a joke.
After passing the customs, a few people raised their eyebrows greatly, and they looked happy.
However, when they heard the second question from the little girl, they were suddenly struck by lightning and their faces were sluggish.
Under the stunned gaze of everyone.
The little maid actually called two strong men and brought a stone grinding disc.
"Young lady respects the warriors, if you can move this stone grinding plate."
"It's the second level!"
As soon as this remark came out.
The faces of the people were ugly,
As the children of the eunuchs, they are all sons and daughters with status, they can't lift their hands or carry them on their shoulders, who can carry such a heavy stone grinding plate?
。