Chapter 16: Gao Wu! I want to lie flat
Zhen Keai didn't have time to look, so he hurriedly lay on the ground and blew on the firewood and grass with his mouth, and wiped a handful of firewood ash on his face before he got up and said "surprised": "Liu Xianglian, this is a musk pig!" You're in luck! ”
"You should say you're lucky, okay! I can only eat as much as I want. ”
"Yes, yes, it's my luck! Do you want my sister to reward you? ”
"Stinky girl, how old are you, your hair hasn't grown, who are you going to be your sister?"
The two were bickering, and Liu Xianglian skinned the piglet, bleed and drained the acid, deboned and gutted and then set it on the fire to roast.
After a while, a strange fragrance came to her nose, Liu Xianglian startled her tail, and handed the rest of the whole little roast pig to Zhen Keai: "Hurry up and eat, let's go after eating." ”
I don't know what this girl became in her first life, in addition to her natural divine power, the amount of food is also amazing.
Anyway, one meal can be eaten, and Liu Xianglian's amount is more than a day.
"Thank you! Drink water, I boiled hot water. ”
After the two of them finished eating and drinking, they finally began to set off, without a sense of direction and a compass, so they had to start moving along the water.
This trip was two days, and I rested a few times in the middle.
After knowing that she was actually Liu Xianglian, she also had a full estimate of her upper limit, and whenever she was free, Liu Xianglian would toss and turn, and danced with her fists and legs.
"Liu Xianglian, you dance so beautifully."
Zhen Keai held an unknown weed in her hand and shook it gently, watching Liu Xianglian's ordinary martial arts.
From time to time, exaggerated admiration made Liu Xianglian practice more energetic.
"Haha, that's!"
Liu Xianglian was very happy, she didn't notice the calmness in Zhen Keai's eyes at all, she was greatly encouraged, and said excitedly: "I didn't expect that I would be so powerful, as light as a swallow and as strong as an ox, just like a superman." ”
I can't help but Liu Xianglian is not excited.
In the past life, although he often exercised, he could only keep his body in a barely healthy state, after all, the amount of exercise of modern people is too small and too small.
And now, he has completely surpassed the Olympic champions he remembers in all sports indicators, and if he can go back, he will definitely break all the world records one after another, and surprise everyone.
Zhen Keai didn't want to hit him, but she couldn't look at Liu Xianglian being too arrogant, so she had to say euphemistically: "Liu Xianglian, I heard my grandmother say that she barely reached the level of a second-rate master with one palm, you are so powerful now, do you want to try?" ”
"A palm to open the stone? Are you kidding me. ”
This is the Red Mansion, and it's not martial arts, where can there be such an outrageous thing?
How can flesh and blood touch a stone?
"Didn't you say that time is the only criterion for testing the truth, or when I return to Zhen's house, I will find you a nursing home to try, second-rate ones are not easy to find, but third-rate masters are not difficult. It won't take a while for you to meet that Li Xiao and ask him? He's so powerful, he must know! ”
In the days when she stayed with Liu Xianglian, Liu Xianglian, who was open-mouthed, said a lot of novel ideas and opinions in the future.
What kind of people's livelihood, science, Zhen Keai didn't doubt it at all, and accepted it all, looking at Liu Xianglian's eyes more and more eagerly in the past few days, and she was afraid of this girl's night attack when she slept at night......
At the same time, he also knew that this girl would not lie.
"What you said is true?"
"Of course, I'll tell you now, I'm afraid that you will be arrogant, kick the iron plate, and give your life in vain."
"I thank you for the eight generations of ancestors!"
Liu Xianglian was a little discouraged and simply stopped practicing.
I thought I was at the top of the food chain, but I didn't expect it to be a small shrimp, at most a strong shrimp, not to mention a lot of frustration in my heart.
Zhen Keai smiled: "Liu Xianglian, you are actually very powerful now." Really, I've never seen a master of your age, and you just lack ...... Technique! That's right, although your fists and feet are vigorous, but they are very crude, only that Tai Chi is very mysterious, but it doesn't match your Liu family's secret method, so it's a little weak. If you can find your Liu family's "Willow Mark Sword Technique", it will definitely be very strong. ”
This is the world of high martial arts?!
Liu Xianglian's mouth was open enough to fit an egg.
After I came to the Red Mansion, there was something wrong with this painting style, shouldn't it be to marry the twelve hairpins, steal incense and steal jade to meet the beauty. How did it become a martial arts script for fighting monsters and upgrading?
Considering that she will have to save Sister Lin in the future, and if she can't get it, she will come out with a piece of the big face treasure, and there will definitely be a time to do it, Liu Xianglian persuaded herself that it was better to listen to Zhen Keai, and first go to the family to learn the martial arts "Willow Swordsmanship".
"Lovely, do you know where my family's "Willow Swordsmanship" is now? Awesome or not. ”
Zhen Keai looked at Liu Xianglian with strange eyes: "You don't know where your things are, you ask me?" Where do I know where to go. But I guess if it's not at your house, it's definitely at the Vientiane Bookstore in Shangjing. You'd better go back to your house and look for it first. However, the "Willow Mark Sword Technique" is not powerful, I do know that Yan Yunhou used the "Willow Mark Sword Technique" to beat the Hu people to the south to herd horses,"
"So evil? Can you still use a sword on the battlefield? ”
As we all know, the sword is a ritual weapon, although it can also hurt people, but it is not suitable for the battlefield of cold weapons, and the general knife, or gun, hammer or halberd is more suitable for battlefield killing.
"I really doubt that you are Yan Yunhou's species, didn't his sword court return it to your home? Why is a six-inch-wide and one-zhang long sword not suitable for the battlefield? ”
Liu Xianglian imagined in her mind a little, is this small door panel-like thing still a sword......
"Okay, I'll look for it when I go back, and after I finish practicing, I must beat the person surnamed Li to his knees and beg for mercy. Where is Vientiane Bookstore, I also went to find out. ”
"I really don't know, you left Jinling for so many years to drill into which deep mountains and old forests, Vientiane Bookstore is in the palace, it's not easy to go, you better think long-term."
Zhen Keai explained: "Vientiane Bookstore is not a public place, in the past, this place was called Hanlin Academy, it seems that it was also called Longtu Pavilion Wenhua Palace, but it was only because the current emperor wanted to repair books that it was renamed Vientiane Bookstore. ”
"Gan!"
Isn't this the place where those champions, tanhua, and bangyan repair books?
That's the palace, how do you get in?
Liu Xianglian's angry appearance made Zhen Keai laugh: "You don't have to be like this, maybe it's at your house?" Although your Liu family suffered misfortune at the beginning, but you didn't raid the house, maybe it wasn't lost. ”
"Do you believe that?"
The urine of the feudal ruling class, can Liu Xianglian still know?
As the top of the high-ranking food tax class, he regards the people of the world as private property, since he gets you, he can cut the grass without roots, I am afraid that the eggs in the chicken coop can shake you to scatter the yellow.
It is estimated that it is a temporary intention to be able to save a small life of his predecessor bitter master, but what Zhen Keai said is not bad, it is good to take a look, what if it is still there?
"Or you can try to make a name for yourself and enter the Vientiane Bookstore, if you can't, make more money, collect some treasures and find the big eunuchs in the palace to do activities, maybe you can do it."
The dog-headed military advisor Zhen Keai kept giving Liu Xianglian ideas.
"Besides, I'll do it myself when I send you back."
Where will Liu Xianglian know whether she has a reputation now, this is an unsolved mystery, and it is estimated that she will have to go to the place where her household registration is located to check it out.
If there is a talent or the identity of a person, it is good to say, if one is a child, if you want to participate in the examination at the earliest, it will be seven or eight years later.
However, this probability is really not large, how can a person who was personally punished by the emperor for a major crime still have a reputation for you.
Liu Xianglian's eyes rolled, and she inquired about where this Yanyun Liu's family was: "Lovely, if you have time, you go to my hometown, and I will treat you to delicious food." What do you want to eat from our hometown? ”
Zhen Keai said angrily: "Rouge." Over the years, the intestines have been broken, and the dream is around the Qinhuai water upstairs. Isn't the most famous thing in your hometown Qin Huai Fengyue? What other specialties can I eat from your hometown? You won't be stupid, you won't even forget where your hometown is! ”
Jinling?
Liu Xianglian's hometown turned out to be in Jinling, why did the official call the Liu family Yanyun Liu's family.
If you don't understand, just ask.
"I'm just testing you, by the way, then do you know why our Liu family is called Yanyun Liu Family?"
"Test me again? Who in this world doesn't know that Yanyun is the place where your Liu family started, and it is also where the Liu family has made great achievements. ”
"Looks like we're going to have to go to Jinling......"
Taking advantage of the night, Liu Xianglian and Zhen Keai came to a farmhouse, the two of them were handsome and kind, and Zhen Keai, who put away the habits of the eldest lady, was slim and heroic, and it was still very deceptive when she didn't speak.
I bought some old clothes with Yinliang, found some pot ashes, and fiddled with them, and soon the images of the two unkempt Hanako appeared in each other's eyes.
"Haha, your current image is so funny."
"You're no better. Here...... And here, it's too white, and I don't know what kind of fat powder you use, it's so hard to cover. ”
Zhen Keai's wrists and necks were as white as jade, and the ash of the pot fell off by itself after a while, and Liu Xianglian simply mixed some water before barely wiping it evenly.
Such an action inevitably touched Zhen Keai's skin: "I didn't mean it!" ”
"Yes, yes! Hurry up, but don't go to Jinling like this, or I'll really arrest you back." ”
Zhen Keai's face flew red, and her heart jumped, for a woman in this era, such intimate contact, even if it was her own father, it was very excessive, let alone a strange man.
"I don't want to, whoever made your face don't know what powder you wipe, and the pot ash can't be stained."
Pretending not to care, he said, "Miss Ben, is this a natural beauty?" ”
How did Liu Xianglian know that such a slight movement had already made the beauty surging in her heart, and she didn't object, in a sense, she did agree.
It's a pity that at this time, only Zhen Keai rejected him in his heart, and the two are brothers......
In vain, I missed the opportunity to kiss Fangze.
After cleaning up, Zhen Keai's appearance was completely covered, and Liu Xianglian was even more unkind to herself, not only made her ugly, but also made herself smelly, but whenever she was close to three meters, she could smell a disgusting smell.
What dignity Sven, get out of the way.
Life is the most important thing.
"Cute, don't you think it stinks?"
Liu Xianglian smelled her own taste, she almost couldn't control it, she was already very satisfied, but when she saw Zhen Keai, who was indifferent next to her, she couldn't help but ask.
If people in this era are so tolerant of foul odors, their behavior will be greatly reduced.
"Big brother, do you smell me?"
The dealer nodded honestly, and put his other hand in his nose, he really couldn't bear the smell.
Liu Xianglian nodded with satisfaction.
"Cute, don't you think it stinks?"
"It's okay, it's bearable!"
"You're miserable, you're falling in love! Studies have shown that when you fall in love with someone else, you will automatically downplay each other's shortcomings and shortcomings. ”
Liu Xianglian is such a straight man, and he can't understand a little bit of a woman's careful thinking at all.
Zhen Keai was so angry that she couldn't bite Liu Xianglian to death, and she was about to pounce with her teeth and claws, but this time Liu Xianglian easily dodged it.
"You don't fall in the same place three times."
Liu Xianglian smiled proudly.
Zhen Keai's eyes were red, and tears began to roll, and she wanted to cry and cry: "I'm going to bite you, I'm going to bite you!" ”
Liu Xianglian was inexplicably a little uncomfortable, a certain string in her heart was touched, and she said helplessly: "I'm afraid of you, bite it, bite it, bite it and pull it down!" I really owe you. ”
Zhen Keai happily threw herself into Liu Xianglian's arms, opened her small mouth and gently nibbled on Liu Xianglian's shoulder, this time she didn't use force, just gnawed lightly, her heart was full of sweetness, and her eyes were smiling.