The futon is too big to come in. The blind mother-in-law was in a hurry, so she used a ten-fingered steel hook

"Bang bang", hitting and scratching the rest of the glass,

The sound of "zilazila" is endless. It sounds like it makes the roots of your teeth sore and swollen. The blind mother-in-law is still unrelenting.

"Hahaha, sisters, get on it!" Suddenly, thousands of evil ghosts rushed in through the half-meter-wide gap in the window, and the room suddenly became unusually cold.

Several female ghosts in red take the lead. When he went up, he hugged the uncle, and while licking it with his bloody tongue, he was hideous.

"Hehe, there's no little white face here, it's not bad to bite an old cucumber, come on, come on, eat him and suck him dry!"

"Ouch, do you think we look good? When we sisters wanted to be human beings, the top brand of Yihong Courtyard, countless princes and grandsons, all rushed to sleep with us, and we didn't sleep. ”

"Now, I actually let you, the of Wu Dalang's reincarnation, pick up a big bargain, mum, you are so blessed!" Uncle trembled with fright.

In the face of the female ghost, he didn't care about the hard resistance with his mother-in-law. He had been haunted by dozens of red-clad demons, he kicked his old legs, rolled on the bed and dodged and struggled, his face was dark.

"Oops, hey, go! Who wants you to gnaw me? You go and gnaw her, you go and gnaw her, she should have died a long time ago! When the uncle's mother-in-law heard this, her angry eyes smoked.

The broom had already dispersed, and she waved her hand again, covering it with her fingernails, scratching his old face bravely, and frantically lifting the quilt, tearing open his clothes and pouting underneath.

"Ouch my third leg, you stinky bitch, did you give you face?" The uncle struggled to get up, ignoring the excited physical state of Sichun just now, and his hands tightly clamped the stinky woman's neck.

After all, just now. was twisted off by his mother-in-law, and the third leg was broken. At the moment, I feel distressed.

"Die, you, take advantage of the haunting, let you die, and then I can beat the gong and drum to marry Sichun, that little girl will pass the door!" His mother-in-law, who was originally a yellow old face, was almost out of breath after he pinched her neck like this and kicked her hands and feet for a while.

A female ghost snorted.

"That old bastard just now, what are you talking about Sichun little girl? I'm no uglier than her. Come on, I'm the number one brand from Yihong Courtyard, and I can do countless tricks. However, I hate you people who like the new and hate the old! The uncle hadn't come back to his senses yet, his hand was still stuck on his mother-in-law's neck, and a red-clothed demon had already been lying on his body.

First lay on his back, wrapped his arms tightly, and caressed his little belly with his fingers, and then the uncle trembled.

Immediately, he no longer pestered the mother-in-law, but his eyes were full of big peach hearts, and he slowly turned around and aimed in the direction of the female ghost.

But the female ghost sucked wildly at his old mouth. brother-in-law

With a "quack", even if he was scared and molested, he was inhaled again, and his face turned into black charcoal and he stopped breathing.

Just listen to a male ghost laughing.

"This time, he won't fight Sichun's idea, hahaha. Uncle, you just go on the road obediently! At this moment, his mother-in-law eased up and looked dumbfounded.

"Huh? How did he die? How did he die? The female ghost in red laughed.

"Your husband is full of evil, doesn't he deserve to die? Half-hearted, evil-minded, you don't know it? We, the evil spirits, are not happy that we are doing the right thing for you and killing him? Are you still crying? You're crying! "Female ghosts, hatred of iron does not make steel.

"yes, crying fart!"

"The point is that we, who have completely scrapped his third leg, are you still not satisfied? Broken leg, this time he will never say who to marry, you old stinky female slut! "A few red-clothed devils, according to the uncle's mother-in-law, are a big mouth.

In the end, the uncle's mother-in-law couldn't say a word when she was drawn. A female ghost in red said,

"But his longevity is not over, who knows if he will wake up during the day?"

"I don't believe in stupid humans who can save him. According to his own virtue, he should be dead. ”

"Let's go, sisters, the roosters are crowing, let's not play with this group of ignorant humans, let's go home! Hahahahahaha~~" As soon as the words fell, this group of female ghosts, male ghosts, and blind mothers-in-law were all sucked by a powerful force, and rolled away towards the filthy place of the thatched house.

Uncle's mother-in-law, when she saw that it was dawn. She shook her uncle violently, crying and shouting, and the neighbor thought that his family was dead, so he came to the courtyard to inquire about the situation.

As soon as you enter the house. Seeing the mother-in-law crying, the uncle was lying on the kang. A bold one suddenly asked.

"Your house isn't haunted, is it?" The uncle's mother-in-law shook,

"How do you tell?" The old man smiled: "You and your husband's faces are all black and cyan, this is obviously a ghost." The uncle's wife quickly got up.

"You, do you have a way to cure us?" The old man nodded.

"My grandfather used to be a horse fairy, when I was a child, I learned a little from him, and I knew a little bit about fur, but I couldn't go too deep."

"Oh, Uncle Li, you just say what to do? Look at this guy lying on the kang, he's out of breath! Uncle Li asked, "Do you have any glutinous rice in your house?" The uncle's mother-in-law nodded hurriedly.

"Take a few handfuls of glutinous rice, you soak the glutinous rice in water, and then drink the water, as for the one on the kang, then drink it evenly, and then sprinkle glutinous rice on his body. If you are in charge, you will be in charge, and if you don't care about anything, I will have no recruitment. When the uncle's mother-in-law heard this, she hurriedly went to the ground, went to get glutinous rice, and sprinkled it on her husband.

I drank the water that had been soaked in glutinous rice for half an hour, and poured it into my husband. After ten minutes, I saw the uncle

"Quack" twice. He's angry, and he's really alive. Ouch, that's amazing. As soon as everyone saw that they were alive, they went their separate ways.

But when the uncle woke up, it was not normal, and his mouth was full of nonsense.

"Oh, you dead, I was about to kiss Sichun, and you disturbed my good dreams again. What are you bringing me to life? I, I," he wept, touching his completely broken leg,

"Whoa" howled dryly, shamelessly letting go of wild words.

"I, I'm not old yet, why don't I have that? How can I deal with all the big beauties? Woooooo When the people in the house heard this, they all laughed and laughed at his madness.

But the old fellow sat up.

"My legs, my legs, why are they so itchy?" When he opened his clothes, everyone was stunned.

"This? How so? Scary, right? "Everyone saw that on the inside of his thigh, an eye had grown.

The eyes were full of affection, looking at everyone, and turning with the movement of people.