Chapter 599: Your Thirteenth Uncle's Banquet Doesn't Give to the Scum!
The two bastards looked at each other, then bowed their heads in awkwardness.
This place is the North Town Fusi, and you can't enter without committing a serious crime.
However, Zhu Gui quickly reacted, and he remembered what Zhu Yunxi had done before. He compared himself and Zhu Yunxi in his heart who was more guilty, and found that Zhu Yunxi's sin was heavier than his own, which made him regain his confidence as an elder in an instant.
"Zhu Yunxi, look at the rotten things you did!"
"Hundreds of lives, you even said kill them, are you still a special person!"
"Huh?"
Zhu Yunxi's whole person was numb when he heard this, and he looked at Zhu Gui with doubts, and said in his heart, Uncle Thirteen came in specifically to scold me?
The few Jinyi guards who were in charge of escorting Zhu Gui were also dumbfounded, they clearly remembered that this thing was also a crime, why did they tremble immediately when they arrived in Beizhen Fusi?
Zhu Yunxi didn't know why, he really thought that the thirteenth uncle was here to teach the third brother a lesson, so he could only stand aside with his head drooped and obediently listen to the training, and justify himself from time to time.
"Uncle Thirteen, I didn't kill hundreds of people, only about a hundred or so in total......"
Zhu Gui widened his eyes when he heard this, and slapped the table and scolded.
"How many words do you dare to talk back to?"
"What's the difference between a hundred and ten and a hundred, aren't they all out of conscience!"
"Yes, yes...... What Uncle Thirteen said is that the nephew is wrong, the nephew has lost his conscience, and the nephew ......"
Seeing Zhu Yunxi's attitude, Zhu Gui's tone eased a lot, and began to play the warmth card to Zhu Yunxi.
"It's not easy for your imperial grandfather and your third brother, on the one hand, you have to govern a huge country, and on the other hand, you have to take care of your unscrupulous descendants, and work hard......"
A few brocade guards couldn't listen to it anymore, so they could only cover their ears and hide their faces and leave.
However, as soon as they left, Zhu Yunxi stopped them.
"Hey!"
"How can you leave Uncle Thirteen and go by yourself!"
"Uncle Thirteen, why don't you go with them?"
Zhu Yunxi had already endured impatience, and he couldn't wait to send Zhu Gui away immediately.
Zhu Gui waved his hand awkwardly when he heard this.
"Not busy!"
"Uncle Thirteen hasn't seen you for a long time, so I'm just staying here with you for a few days."
"How many days stay with me?"
Zhu Yunxi looked at Zhu Gui blankly, and then looked at the brocade guard on the side.
"What the hell is going on?"
"Could it be that you also made a mistake and were imprisoned by my third brother?"
Zhu Gui turned around in embarrassment when he heard this, and several brocade guards nodded secretly when they saw this, and also made a beheading action for Zhu Yunxi, implying that he Zhu Gui also committed the big crime of losing his head.
Seeing this, Zhu Yunxi suddenly realized, did he feel strange, when did his thirteenth uncle take the initiative to accompany him?
"Uncle Thirteen!"
Zhu Gui hurriedly slipped away when he heard this, but he knew that this kid was difficult, if he let this kid know that he was pretending to be an elder in the name of a criminal, he would have to annoy him to death.
"I'm lonely, I'm lonely, go and sleep first......"
"No way!"
"How dare you deceive me!"
"Lone lied to you, can't you be a lone elder to teach you a few words?"
"No way!"
"What kind of elder are you, you unscrupulous descendant who has committed the felony of beheading!"
As soon as Zhu Gui heard this, he lost his temper, and rolled up his sleeves to theorize with Zhu Yunxi.
"Stinky boy, who are you scolding for not being a descendant, believe it or not, I'll kick you to death!"
Zhu Yunxi was no longer the slug in the main hall, and when he heard Zhu Gui's threat, he was not afraid, but he stiffened his chest fearlessly.
"Humph!"
"If you dare to move a finger of me, I will tell Aunt Thirteen about you and Little Phoenix Fairy and Big Phoenix Fairy, and let Aunt Thirteen beat you hard!"
Zhu Gui was so angry when he heard this that his face turned green, and he jumped to his feet and scolded.
"Fuck you!"
"If you want to beat her, we will beat her, and if you give her ten dares, you won't dare to move a finger of us!"
Just as Zhu Gui was shouting, a few Jinyi guards who were watching the excitement suddenly became solemn, and coughed lightly from time to time.
However, Zhu Gui was angry at this time, how could he pay attention to these small details.
Zhu Yunxi noticed it, but instead of reminding Zhu Gui of his thoughts, he intensified his stimulation and made him say more deathly words.
"Just blow it!"
"Who doesn't know that your thirteenth uncle is afraid of his daughter-in-law and is famous?"
"My thirteenth aunt asked you to go east, don't say go west, you don't dare to go east!"
Zhu Gui saw Zhu Yunxi slandering him so mercilessly, and he was furious.
"Nonsense!"
"I'll call your thirteenth aunt another day and let you see who's afraid of whom!"
"I asked her to kneel, and she had to kneel for me immediately!"
Zhu Yunxi laughed when he heard Zhu Gui's words of death, Zhu Gui noticed that something was wrong as soon as he saw him laughing like this, and then looked around and saw Xu Miaoqing holding a brocade quilt, looking at himself with a blue face.
Zhu Gui was immediately stunned when he saw this situation, and hurriedly stepped forward to take the quilt.
"Miaoqing, don't be angry, I'm talking and playing with Zhu Yunxi!"
Xu Miao gave him a clear look, and then gave him a blessing with a cold face.
"The concubine has seen the prince!"
"If the prince lacks anything here, he will tell Brother Jinyiwei who is guarding the door, and the concubine will send someone to send it immediately!"
"Miaoqing ......"
Zhu Gui called affectionately, but Xu Miaoqing didn't bother to look at him, and flicked his sleeves angrily and left.
However, after Xu Miaoqing walked to the door, she immediately put on a flattering smile.
"A few brothers of Jinyiwei have worked hard, there are a few golden tickets here, you can use them to buy wine and eat, and you should give your sister face."
Several Jinyi guards were embarrassed to accept this money, but it can be seen that Xu Miaoqing said this, and they were really embarrassed to refuse.
"The princess is serious, this is clearly the princess's face to the lowly rank!"
"The princess can rest assured, she has a lowly level of care, and she will not let His Royal Highness the Acting King suffer."
Xu Miaoqing nodded with satisfaction when she heard this, and took out a stack of golden tickets from her sleeve.
"My prince doesn't have any big ambitions, he usually likes to eat and drink, here is 10,000 taels of silver, I will store it here first, if he is not used to the food here, please ask a few brothers to trouble, go to the restaurant in the city to help him book a few tables......"
"Okay!"
"Don't worry, princess, this little thing is wrapped up in the humble position!"
Xu Miaoqing arranged all this, and then returned to the palace to settle the children, and sent greetings to several familiar families.
Although she doesn't have time to come to the door one by one now, she always has to take care of the etiquette and say hello to people in advance.
After Xu Miaoqing finished dealing with the affairs of the palace, she returned to Xu's mansion the next day and called the old lady and the nurse to visit the third sister in Miaozhen Palace.
However, when she arrived at Miaozhen Palace, she didn't say anything, just accompanied her mother and third sister to eat and drink and catch up, and never mentioned Zhu Gui's affairs.
This made Xu Miaojin embarrassed and took the initiative to speak.
"Second sister, it's not that the younger sister doesn't help, it's really that Yun Xi has too many troubles during this time, and the brother-in-law is still born to commit such a big crime at this juncture......"
The old lady Xie was dumbfounded when she heard this, he was an old woman who didn't leave the door and didn't step out, how could he know so many important things in the court.
"What's wrong?"
"But His Royal Highness has committed a serious crime?"
When Xu Miaoqing heard this, she thought that her mother was worried about her, but as soon as she wanted to explain a few sentences, she heard her mother's words change sharply.
"Will it implicate our Xu family?"
When Xu Miaoqing heard this, her face turned cold, and she was full of displeasure. In the eyes of his mother, he picked it up?
"No!"
"I won't implicate the Xu family if I rebel with Zhu Gui!"
"After all, the Xu family still has a daughter who follows the imperial grandson, and the imperial grandson will not be angry with your Xu family for the sake of the third sister's face!"
Xu Miaoqing bit the word "Xu family" very hard, and was obviously angry by her mother's eccentric eye.
Xie Shi smiled awkwardly when he saw his second daughter say this.
"Miaoqing, don't be angry, my mother is also concerned about it."
"Although you are already married, your honor and disgrace in your husband's family are still closely related to the Xu family. The Xu family is getting ahead, and you also have a light on your husband's face. ”
"Miaojin, is it difficult for your second sister to do this?"
"If it's not difficult, you can ask the imperial grandson to intercede, after all, they are close sisters, and they can help them."
Xu Miaojin nodded when he heard this.
"The mother can rest assured that her daughter will try her best to intercede with her second brother-in-law. It's just that he committed a bit of a big crime, so he had to wait for Yun Xi to lose his breath before he could speak. ”
After Xu Miaoqing finished scolding her mother, she immediately looked at the third sister with a grateful face, and held the third sister's hand excitedly.
"Third sister, ......"
"This time it's the second sister who has caused you trouble, you can help if you can, it's really not good, even if you don't help the second sister, I won't blame you."
"Second sister, don't worry, Yun Xi and the second brother-in-law have been close since childhood, even if the second brother-in-law commits a big crime, Yun Xi will not be willing to be punished heavily, but it is inevitable to let the second brother-in-law suffer a crime."
Xu Miaoqing was completely relieved when she heard this, and said viciously.
"What Zhu Gui did, even if he cut him, it is not an exaggeration, and it is reasonable for him to suffer a little crime!"
"You tell the imperial grandson that you must clean him up so that he will never dare to come nonsense in the future!"
"Good good ......"
When Xu Miaoqing launched a sisterhood to find a relationship with Zhu Gui to exonerate herself, Zhu Gui ate and drank in the senior suite of Fusi in Beizhen.
In the spacious courtyard, a huge round table is set up, on which dozens of dishes are arranged.
Zhu Gui picked up a sauce elbow and nibbled on two bites for a while, and sandwiched a piece of bamboo shoot for a while.
Because he is still single, no one has charged him to Fusi in Beizhen, so he can only eat the prison meals sent by Jinyiwei every day.
Although his prison meal is also very rich, with chicken and fish, compared with the eating method of a local tyrant like Zhu Gui, it is simply a world of difference.
"Uncle Thirteen, have you finished eating alone?"
"If I can't finish eating, I'll pour it and feed the dog!"
Zhu Guike is very resentful, Zhu Yunxi, this bastard, deliberately calculated himself and offended his daughter-in-law, this revenge must be avenged!
"Uncle Thirteen, what you said is too much!"
"The emperor's grandfather said in the seventh edition of the emperor's ancestral teachings in the twenty-ninth year of Hongwu that a porridge and a meal are not easy to come by, and a wisp of perseverance is difficult to achieve."
"You are so extravagant and wasteful, but you have violated the ancestral teachings of the imperial grandfather!"
As soon as Zhu Gui heard this, he immediately remembered the old man who was lying unconscious on the bed, and his interest in eating was greatly reduced.
"Is there anyone outside the door who can catch their breath?"
"Yes, yes, what does His Royal Highness the Acting King command?"
Zhu Gui beckoned to the two brocade guards.
"Bring a few more brothers over for dinner!"
"There are so many delicious foods, how can we eat them all by ourselves, it's a pity that we can't eat them and waste them."
The two brocade guards secretly swallowed their saliva when they heard this, and they didn't dare to think about it, for fear that Zhu Gui would get them drunk and run away.
Zhu Gui saw the concerns of the two and pouted disdainfully.
"This is Beizhen Fusi, and it's not just you two Jinyi Guards, you two are still afraid that I will run away from here!"
"Besides, with such a handsome face of King Lone, no one in the entire capital knows him, I can run out of Jinyiwei, can I still run out of the capital?"
When the two of them thought about it, they didn't hesitate to sit down with a shy face.
"That's what the Thirteenth Master said!"
"Among the princes of the Manchu Dynasty, there is really no one who is as handsome as you!"
"Thirteenth Master, I will give you a thorough explanation, as long as you don't go out, you can do whatever you want in this courtyard!"
Jinyi Wei Xiaoqi Yu Dagui said as he took out a promotional album of Qin Fenglou from his sleeve, with more than a dozen popular top cards painted on it.
Zhu Gui's eyes lit up when he saw the album, and he praised it in amazement.
"Yo he!"
"You can do this business, have you established a cooperative relationship with Qin Fenglou?"
Yu Dagui smiled shyly.
"It's not easy to live in the capital!"
"At an age like a lowly job, you can't get a good errand, you can only take care of a prison cell, you can only think of some crooked ways......"
"But not everyone gets this treatment......
Zhu Gui flipped through the pages and threw the album aside, he was not in the mood to find a woman now, he just wanted to know the situation of the old man.
"There hasn't been any movement in the palace today, has it?"
Yu Dagui grabbed a bad duck from Dongfu and said vaguely while eating.
"What do you want to hear from the Thirteenth Master?"
As soon as Zhu Gui heard this, he knew that there was nothing wrong in the palace, otherwise this thing would never ask like this.
"It's all right!"
"When you hear any movement in the palace, be sure to tell me as soon as possible!"
"Thirteenth Master, what do you want to inquire?"
Zhu Gui didn't bother to explain, and said impatiently.
"Hurry up and eat, you have to be on an errand for dinner!"
"Zhu Yunxi, you also have a rice bowl like a gas bag, come over and take a bite!"
Zhu Yunxi happily threw away the big bowl when he heard this, and then ran to the table and raised his elbow and put it in front of him.
"Thank you, Uncle Thirteen!"
Zhu Gui looked at Zhu Yunxi, who was gobbling up, and suddenly felt envious.
After all, I'm still a child, no matter what time I go, I only care about eating!
However, seeing that no one came to visit Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gui was still a little puzzled.
"Zhu Yunxi, didn't your third brother tell you about his protégé?"
"Which one?"
"It is said that she is the daughter of the political envoy of Shandong?"
"Hmm...... That'......"
"I don't think she's too old to ask for it!"
"Old?"
"The girl is only three or two years older than you, so why can't you say that she is old!"
Zhu Yunxi snorted when he heard this.
"Uncle Thirteen, you don't know, that girl is not only old, but also nagging all day long!"
"When I was in the Royal Academy, I was persuaded to do this and that all day long, so that many classmates saw me laughing!"
"I was really annoyed, teased her a few times, and then the third brother couldn't help it, so he refused this family business for me."
When Zhu Gui heard the prank, he immediately became interested, thinking that when he was in the main hall, he was the king of pranks!
"Come and tell Uncle Thirteen, how did you kid play tricks on other people's girls?"
Zhu Yunxi was rarely embarrassed when he heard this.
"Actually, I didn't play tricks......
"It's throwing rats into her dormitory, throwing caterpillars into her clothes......"
Zhu Gui said with a look of disgust when he heard this.
"That's it?"
Zhu Yunxi heard the contempt from Zhu Gui, and immediately argued unconvinced.
"Of course not!"
"I also pushed her off the pond and put her in a tiger cage......"
Zhu Gui opened his mouth wide in surprise when he heard this, and then took his elbow away from Zhu Yunxi.
"You better eat your prison meal, your thirteenth uncle's banquet will not be eaten by scum!"
(End of chapter)