Chapter 1 Master, there is no way to drive out corpses
"Senior brother! Bro! Oh no, Master is back. Qian Jiale ran towards Xiaotan quickly, his face full of anxiety.
On the edge of the pool, there is a deck chair, a small table, and two small buckets containing earthworms and half a bucket of water and the fish in the water.
On the small table, there are teapots and teacups, the tea is slightly cold, and there is no heat.
"Plop!"
Zhang Ziyu, who was lying comfortably on the recliner, was frightened by the roar of his senior brother Qian Jiale.
With a slam of the rod, the big fish that had been prepared to be hooked fell directly back into the pool.
"Senior brother, stop fishing, Master is back. I will be angry again when I see you lazy fishing. ”
Zhang Ziyu glanced at his senior brother with resentment, and said faintly: "At least a ten-pound big fish, Senior Brother Jiale~"
Jiale showed an embarrassed look, and quickly changed the topic, saying, "I'll help you make it up another day, otherwise the master will be angry." ”
Zhang Ziyu put the fishing rod away, handed it to Qian Jiale, and then carried the teapot in his hand, folded the table, and carried it behind his back.
The small fish bucket was carried, and then the earthworm bucket was handed to the senior brother again, and then said, "Senior brother, please leave the reclining chair on your back, I'll go first." ”
"Again, junior brother, let's change it, the recliner is very heavy."
"Hey...... Hey, what are you talking about, senior brother, I can't hear it when the wind is strong. ”
Qian Jiale wanted to change to a small table on his back, but when the words came to his mouth, Zhang Ziyu had already run out a hundred meters in a puff of smoke.
Qian Jiale had no choice but to pick up the folding bamboo recliner and follow.
When the two brothers returned home from the waterhole, their master, the four-eyed Taoist, had already arrived home first.
I saw that he was wearing a yellow robe, rolled up his sleeves, held his glasses, and then held the bamboo stick with the thickness of his forearm in his hand.
"Master, you're back, and you've worked hard all the way to send the 'guests'."
Zhang Ziyu sent a smiling face when he met, and he should be obedient.
Although the four-eyed Taoist is very thin, it still hurts when a monk's bamboo board hits his body.
"Ziyu, Master wants to kill you, come over and let Master take a good look."
The four-eyed Dao has a long skin and does not smile, and when it comes to taking a good look, it is almost gnashing teeth.
Okay, you little bastard, I don't practice well as soon as I go out, go out to play, right?
"Master, don't be so enthusiastic."
Zhang Ziyu took two steps back quietly, and then said, "By the way, Master and Senior Brother took me to fish, saying that you love fish, and I will stew fish soup for you tonight." ”
As he spoke, he tilted the bucket containing the two large fish in his hand so that the four-eyed Taoist could see the fish inside.
As soon as Zhang Ziyu finished saying this, Qian Jiale also happened to come behind him, and when he heard this, his eyes widened on the spot and he was anxious.
"Division...... Master, I don't, don't talk nonsense. ”
Zhang Ziyu smiled and said, "Senior brother is modest, you see that this fishing rod is still in hand." ”
"You...... Brother, this is ......"
"Senior brother, don't say it, it's all your credit."
Zhang Ziyu patted Qian Jiale's shoulder, and then said, "Senior brother, you slowly contact the master, and I'm going to cook." ”
The four-eyed Taoist chief walked into the two brothers with a stick and arrogant steps.
What kind of person is he, he was the first person to be naughty and mischievous on Da Mao Feng, and he can't see what tricks the two brothers are playing now.
This is all left over from his play, what Qianhe and Senior Brother Lin were not cheated by him back then.
I thought that the two brothers would teach a lesson together, but the next moment, when Zhang Ziyu said that he was going to cook, the faces of Simu and Qian Jiale's master and apprentice changed together.
"Ahem, Ziyu, you are a junior brother, how can I leave the matter of cooking to you, let your senior brother go."
"Yes, yes, junior brother, it's not easy for you to catch these two fish, don't wave..... It's hard work. ”
The master and apprentice coaxed and deceived them, snatched the fish in the bucket directly, and then ran towards the kitchen without looking back, as if they were avoiding Zhang Ziyu.
Zhang Ziyu snorted and looked at the backs of the two of them angrily.
"Isn't it just that the taste is a little off, at most, the sweet and sour turn to red, run to the toilet a few more times, as for it."
Zhang Ziyu picked up the fishing rod left on the ground, and walked into the house in the small courtyard with the same arrogant eight-figure steps as the four-eyed Taoist.
The appearance is very relaxed, as if a teenager has returned home after playing.
Zhang Ziyu is not a person from this world, but an unlucky person from the earth.
Eating hot pot and singing, the ceiling on his head fell off the table, and then the people were gone.
Crossing well, in the eyes of modern people, it is not a big bad thing, after all, if you are lucky, you may become an immortal.
However, Zhang Ziyu's little unlucky egg is different.
Hao Duanduan crossed over to the mass grave, and his body became thirteen or fourteen years old, and it didn't take long for him to meet some 'amiable' grandfathers, big sisters, and strange uncles.
In the middle of the night, I was chased by ghosts for several 'streets', and if it weren't for the four-eyed Taoist who happened to drive the 'guests' to pass by, people would probably have to hang up again.
The four-eyed Taoist has a jumpy personality and an interesting soul, Zhang Ziyu is from modern times, and this character is naturally very jumpy.
The two are very compatible, and they come and go, and they move their minds to accept apprentices.
I have been a master and apprentice and have lived together until today, which has been four or five years.
"It's almost eighteen, and sure enough, Lao Tzu will always be eighteen years old, and it's almost time."
Zhang Ziyu was holding the grass in his mouth, his consciousness sank into Zhihai's mind, and a progress bar appeared in front of his eyes.
"Monster Ranch is active, 99% progress is currently in progress"
It's all a traverser, who doesn't have a golden finger, isn't it just slow to start.
Dinner was still ready, two dishes and one soup, a dish of dried radish, a plate of braised fish, and then a fish soup.
The three masters and apprentices sat down, and Qian Jiale helped with the meal.
"This bowl belongs to the junior brother, this bowl belongs to the master, and this bowl is mine."
The three bowls of rice were placed in front of each other, and Qian Jiale picked up the chopsticks to eat.
"Smack"
As a result, the next moment, the four-eyed long chopsticks patted the back of his hand and said, "What's the hurry, do you know what day it is?" ”
"Master, what day is today?"
Honest senior brother Jiale looked confused and asked honestly.
"Ahem..... Ahem, Ziyu, today is your birthday, and Master bought you a cake in Renjia Town. ”
The four-eyed Taoist figure figured out a brown paper bag from under the table, and then took out a yellow cake that had been slightly lumped from it.
Zhang Ziyu was stunned and looked at the cake blankly.
When the four-eyed Taoist saw Zhang Ziyu's appearance, he laughed and said with emotion: "It's been five years since I took you in the mass grave, and time has passed ........"
"That...... Master, do you think that the day you picked me up was my birthday? ”
The four-eyed Taoist is confused!
"That'...... Isn't that one? That's what Senior Brother did when he picked up Wencai's stinky boy. ”
Zhang Ziyu said faintly: "Senior Brother Wencai was a baby when he was picked up, I was thirteen years old at the time, and I remember my birthday. ”
The four-eyed Taoist was embarrassed, coughed dryly, and said, "Who told you not to say it, you haven't told me for so many years." Eat, eat! ”
Zhang Ziyu didn't say it, no wonder the four-eyed Taoist guy didn't know.
In the past, when he celebrated his birthday, the four-eyed Taoist priest silently added food to the two apprentices that day, either roasting fish or going to the mountains to get some game, kill chickens or get some other things.
This was not deliberately said, and Zhang Ziyu, a modern person, naturally did not notice it, even if it felt wrong, he would not bring it up.
This time, the four-eyed Taoist was passing through Renjia Town, and I heard that those Westerners were going to have a cake for their birthdays, and after thinking about it, the apprentice seemed to be 18 years old, so he simply gave a surprise.
I didn't expect it to be self-defeating, which is embarrassing.
Qian Jiale and Zhang Ziyu glanced at each other and held back a smile.
The four-eyed Taoist couldn't sit still, so he knocked on the door of the two people's heads and said, "Laugh at what you laugh at, eat." ”
"Don't mind, divide the cake first, this thing can't help but stay."
The three of them played around for a while, divided the cake, and ate it all.
Qian Jiale still smashed his mouth after eating, and said with emotion: "Master, this cake is so sweet, my birthday next year....... That one...... Can? ”
"Why do you want cake?"
"Yes, Master."
"Okay, how old will you be next year?"
"20, Master."
"Then in the next life, I'll send you at the age of eighteen."
"Huh?"
Qian Jiale had a bitter face, the master really still picked the door, it was too difficult.
Zhang Ziyu cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, sat down opposite the four-eyed Taoist, and said, "Master, I have practiced qi fourfold. ”
The four-eyed Dao Chang, who was picking his teeth, was shocked, and he couldn't believe it, looking at Zhang Ziyu.
"So fast?"
This world cultivates, there are five realms of Qi training, foundation building, refining gods, returning to emptiness, and merging the Tao, and the Taoist system of refining and refining qi and refining qi and transforming gods, each realm has nine levels.
Zhang Ziyu has been under the four-eyed sect for five years, and only then has he practiced the four levels of qi, which seems unpleasant.
However, for many, this is already a genius-like speed.
Because after entering the body, before practicing qi, it is necessary to polish the body, exercise the mind, and understand the Taoist scriptures.
If the body is not polished well, it is easy to go wrong if you practice qi rashly, and you will get twice the result with half the effort, and it is easy to have problems when you get rid of ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and when you subdue demons and eliminate demons.
According to the words of the four-eyed Taoist, if you can't beat the ghosts and can't run half the street, you will die first.
If you get better, you can run a few more streets and live a little longer.
Zhang Ziyu polished his body for two years and practiced Baguazhang for a long time before slowly starting to cultivate.
Practicing Qi Quadruple, this speed is much faster than Qian Jiale, and it is even more powerful than the two disciples of Uncle Jiu.
The apprentice is amazing, but the four-eyed Taoist is in a complicated mood.
On the one hand, he was happy that Lao Dao Simu had accepted a good apprentice.
On the other hand, he was reluctant and worried, because he Zhang Ziyu had an agreement that after practicing Qi fourfold, Zhang Ziyu could go out and break into the world.
"Stinky boy, do you want to get out of here like that?"
"Master, there is no future for chasing corpses, and how to find a daughter-in-law if you don't go to the county town."
"Good boy, you know how to find a daughter-in-law, right?"
Zhang Ziyu sneered and said, "I'm just making an analogy, I should always go out and break through." ”
"Hmph"
The four-eyed Dao Elder snorted and said, "Okay, I know that you can't sit still, so go to Renjia Town, and I'll let Senior Brother supervise your cultivation over there." ”
When the apprentice is older, he naturally wants to go out, not to mention that he understands his apprentice.
Zhang Ziyu used to look lazy and fishing, but he was clever, he would definitely not starve to death when he went out, and he could develop better.
In the mountain village, like a hidden dragon trapped in the shallows, there is no future.
If you have a little ability, it's good to let it out early.
As for the other disciple Jiale, he was too honest to let him out so quickly.
"Thank you, Master."
"It's useless to have a sweet mouth, go and send the homeless 'guest' away first, and then I'll write a letter to your uncle."
The four-eyed Taoist pinched Zhang Ziyu's face fiercely, and then kicked him and Jiale out of the room.
The four-eyed Taoist chief was tinkering for a while, dug out the letter, and began to write to the ninth uncle.
He licked the brush, scratched his ears and cheeks, and pondered how to write a letter to reflect his Versailles, and to "take care" of his good apprentice
Pregnant!
Suddenly, he showed a wicked smile, and he was inspired to write.
"Senior brother personally enlightened, the remaining disciple Ziyu has reached the fourfold level of qi training, and he has achieved a small success, and his mind is wandering....... The disciple's talent is similar to me, and his talent is not weak, but he is lazy and jumpy by nature, and I hope that my senior brother will discipline him strictly, and it will not be a problem to fight nine meals in three days......"
The apprentice who has been beaten on Da Mao Peak can't fall down, Amitabha...... Phew, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable.