Chapter 2 Dressed as a control group
"Oh my God, the Mu family's little disaster star is crazy?"
"It's a shame to do such a thing with a man! If I were her, I would have jumped into the river and drowned. ”
Disdainful taunts came from both sides of the strait.
Scourge? Are you talking about her?
Mu Xiwen raised her head and stared straight at a woman with a disdainful face and pointing at her, the woman was seen with a tight throat, clicked her mouth a few times, and looked away weakly.
[Oh yes, host, I forgot to tell you that this is an ancient feudal dynasty. Your behavior just now can be regarded as molesting a good woman and a man in broad daylight. 】
Little disaster star, feudal dynasty, molesting good women and men...... These words shocked Mu Xiwen at once.
At this time, the lying young man suddenly coughed, and then woke up leisurely.
"Ah, what's wrong with that kid from the Wei family?" Only then did the crowd see that something was wrong with him.
Mu Xiwen came back to his senses, "He drowned, I just saved him." ”
"Saving people? Saving people needs to be mouth-to-mouth? Why haven't I heard of this, have you heard of it? ”
"I haven't heard of it, how can there be such a way to save people?"
Wei Ziyin's eyes widened when he heard these words. He glanced up at Mu Xiwen and pursed the corners of his mouth slightly.
"Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean you don't have this method, if you don't believe you can jump into the river and try, as long as you don't die on the spot, I can save you." Mu Xiwen clapped his hands, not flustered at all.
The man was about to refute, when a sudden voice came from afar: "Wang Li is coming." ”
Everyone got out of the way, and a man in his thirties and forties walked in.
The man squinted at Mu Xiwen and Wei Ziyin, and then asked with a bit of anger: "Mu Sanjia, what do you want to say?" ”
Mu San's family? Mu Xiwen pressed his doubts and said generously: "I just explained, I'm not belittling him, it's that he is drowning, and I'm saving people." ”
"Saving people?" Wang Lizheng didn't believe this, he only felt that Mu Xiwen was talking nonsense. "How come I've never heard of this way of saving people? Don't talk about me, even the older generation in the village has never heard of it. Wei family boy, is he really saving you? ”
Wei Ziyin was silent for a while, then nodded with a stiff face.
Wang Li straightened his face, and his unspoken words were interrupted by a sudden scolding.
"Little Calamity! I'm going to kill you! The rough and ugly voice like a broken gong suppressed the discussion on both sides of the strait and clearly reached Mu Xiwen's ears.
When I looked up, it was an old woman with a mean face. Her cheeks were high, and her cheekbones stood out like a grave on her sunken face. The corners of his eyes hung obliquely, and a cold, angry light was shooting from inside.
The old woman ran to Mu Xiwen, took a few quick breaths, and raised her hand like a dead tree branch to slap her.
Mu Xiwen stepped back and pinched the old woman's wrist like lightning.
"Ouch ouch! God is going to kill my mother-in-law, so I said that this little beast should be born to die! Before she could exert herself, the old woman began to cry like a wolf.
Oh, since you can't speak, then shut up!
Mu Xiwen made a clever move in his hand, and the old woman immediately lost her voice in pain.
She learned this grappling technique, which will not hurt the opponent's body, but also make the opponent quickly lose the strength to resist.
Next to the old woman stood two men and two women. A middle-aged man on crutches with a sad face; The other is tall and big.
A thin woman with her breasts and low eyebrows kept casting a loving and concerned glance at Mu Xiwen; The other woman crossed her arms and ate melons as if she were watching a play.
The tall man saw that Mu Xiwen dared to resist, and scolded angrily: "The little white-eyed wolf dares to beat your grandma? ”
After speaking, he turned his head and yelled at another man: "Third brother, is this how you taught the baby?" What kind of scholar do you still call yourself, and what shameless white-eyed wolf you teach! ”
The man he called the third brother lowered his head in shame, and he snorted and spoke: "It's me who didn't teach me well as a father, big brother, don't talk about Wen girl like that......"
Mu Xiwen was even more heartbroken when she heard this apology, and she directly stopped the man from continuing.
"If you don't stand and be beaten by her, you're a white-eyed wolf? I'm filial piety, I'm so weak now, if 'Grandma' accidentally kills me, I won't have to go to prison? Do you think 'Grandma' can stand it like that? ”
When the tall man heard this, he was furious, and the old woman pushed the lame man, "It's going to turn the sky upside down!" It's going to turn the sky upside down! This little disaster star killed your father and made you crippled, and now I want to make me angry to death! If we continue to raise it, sooner or later our family will be killed! ”
As she spoke, the old woman sat down on the ground, patted her thighs and howled: "It's really eight lifetimes of blood mold!" How can there be such a small calamity star entrusted to my Mu family! ”
The lame man was pushed to the ground, clutching his knees and gasping. The thin woman hurriedly ran to him, "Brother Yue, Brother Yue, are your legs okay?" ”
Some of the onlookers couldn't look at it and shouted: "Aunt Wang, why are you pushing Brother Mu Yue?" Can his leg afford to fall? Anyway, it's your son......"
"My family's affairs need you to talk too much! I'll teach you what to do with the little brute! As soon as the wailing stopped, the old woman replied, not to be outdone.
"Kindness is treated as a donkey's liver and lungs." The man pouted and said nothing.
Mu Xiwen was silent, the little disaster star, the Mu family, and the crippled ...... She finally knew where this faint familiarity came from.
It turns out that she didn't cross over, but wore a book! still wore into the most popular group pet farming text, and became a group pet little lucky star...... The control group, a little pitiful body with the code name of the disaster star and the nickname of the little beast.
The original body is also called Mu Xiwen, the man on crutches is the original father Mu Yue, the thin woman is the original mother Zhao, the old woman is the original grandmother Wang, the tall man is the original Bo Mushan, and the woman who eats melons and watches the play is the original aunt Xiao Wang.
Seeing that she kept her head down, Mu Shan thought that she knew that she was embarrassed and reflecting, and her constantly undulating chest had just eased a little, but the original woman with a fat waist and a round body, Li Jinhua, clicked her mouth: "Yo, no one knows if the girls of the old Mu family are so indecent?" It's really not ashamed to lie down and kiss your mouth in broad daylight! I don't think anyone would dare to push their own girl and boy into your fire pit. ”
That's a hornet's nest. Except for Mu Xiwen, all the people of the Mu family changed their faces.
Especially Mu Shan and Xiao Wang, because their family has a son, a daughter and two school-age children who are ready to say goodbye, Li Jinhua's words are completely throwing stinky shit at them.
Xiao Wang, who was originally watching the show, held back his anger and rushed to Li Jinhua: "Can you speak?" What did that little calamity star do to the rest of our Mu family! ”
Li Jinhua just wanted to yin and yang Mu Xiwen, and when she saw this, she hurriedly pulled out a smile.
Seeing that she wanted to explain, Mu Xiwen, who had just received the bad news and wanted the whole world to explode, touched his chin, secretly picked up a small stone, and shot straight at her.