Volume 1: Encountering Life Chapter 76 Whoever hugs you will hold his elephant trunk [Three Watches]

In the early morning of the second day, Ye Wushuang got up early, sat on the sofa, and read a newspaper sent by the hotel.

In today's society, reporters are really pervasive, and last night's incident was published in the newspaper so soon this morning, and it is still the headline -- lawless gangsters rushed into the meeting hall and disabled high-ranking state officials.

Looking down further, the sneer on the corner of Ye Wushuang's mouth deepened, but he saw that the brilliant pen of this "defending king" reporter comrade was really first-class in reversing right and wrong, and made a very bold guess about the whole thing -- Minister of Economy, Trade and Industry Yoshio Okada was honest and honest, upright and upright, adhered to principles in some views, and refused to compromise with illegal businessmen, which eventually attracted the jealousy of illegal businessmen, and hired foreign mercenaries to carry out physical revenge against Okada Yoshio and disabled important ministers of the state. Fortunately, after the emergency rescue of the medical staff who stayed up all night, he is now out of danger.

Although this comrade reporter had already stated at the beginning that this was only his own speculation based on some "facts," who would pay attention to the fact that you have made a statement of less than 10 words in your report of 3,000 or 4,000 words? Even if it is just your own speculation, eighty percent of readers will think that it is true after reading it!

Yoshio Okada, honest and honest?

Bullshit!

If he hadn't been insatiable and dared to beat Liu Xintong's idea, would he have abolished him? Today's calamity$1$book$read$novel(.( yb)(d)(u).) It's all his own fault! This group of dogs will really put gold on their faces......

In the current era of the information explosion, the more people who pay attention to things can pierce the sky, and only 20 percent of the things reported by the media are credible, and 80 percent are nonsense! For example, this report on Ye Wu's hands, except for Yoshio Okada, who is now lying half-dead in the hospital, which sentence is true? However, behind the tasteless report does not mean that there is no useful thing to see, and as for whether or not you will be deceived by superficial information, you need a pair of discerning eyes.

And Ye Wushuang is naturally the one with the discerning eye...... Okay, although there is eye in the corners of those eyes, but it's okay to wipe it! When the pearl is still dusty, the eyes can't have eye days?

Through this report, Ye Wushuang saw the shadow of Yoichi Yamada!

The reason is very simple: The whole report did not mention the perpetrator of the murder, and only used the word gangster! And last night, Liu Xintong showed her identity! Among them, there are many more doors...... But one thing is certain: there must have been someone who suppressed this matter, otherwise, with the "big mouth" of those reporters, they would not have to open up and hug them out? Merely using a few vague words about gangsters and unscrupulous businessmen is really too inconsistent with the style of those reporters!

Ye Wushuang directly fixed his gaze on Yoichi Yamada, needless to say, this matter must be the reason why this person likes to sit in the corner of the pitch-black wall and watch others play with women silently...... It's simple, intuitive!

Look at people and look at faces, putting aside this guy's habit of squatting in the corner and watching others play with women, no matter what aspect it is, this is a very generous guy, not at all comparable to dwarf pigs like Yoshio Okada, preventing the media from leading to reports of government interference, and a private contest with himself, such behavior...... People who don't have a little bit of bearing and courage really can't do it!

Is a pig like Yoshio Okada equipped with such a bearing?

So, apart from this guy, there's really no one else!

Seemingly...... I hope you can reach the level of the poison king, and it is best to give up the act of slashing you with a single knife, and have no choice but to start playing tricks.

Ye Wushuang had a smile on the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't help but think of the poppy woman in his heart, I hope you can throw Lao Tzu* to the point of throwing this woman out, and let this woman fall in love with you, it must be a very wonderful thing, right?!

Thinking of this, Ye Wushuang picked up the pen and wrote a long list of names on a blank piece of paper - Yoshio Okada, Nakayama Noriyoshi......

According to the size of the official position, from front to back, there are a total of forty-eight names!

These people ...... Naturally, they were the people of the Japanese government who had been sorry for Liu Xintong! From the most important ministers of the country such as Yoshio Okada and Yoshiyoshi Nakayama to Nakayama, the youngest was just a civil servant who was sent by Yoshio Okada to come into contact with Liu Xintong.

Forty-eight people, not a bad one!

All of them are on Ye Wushuang's assassination list!

Being able to get on the assassination list of the most famous hunters in the underworld, I really don't know if it's the luck or misfortune of these people.

Why lucky?

Nonsense, what kind of people do hunters usually kill? Warlord leaders, leaders of a country! Isn't it enough for a civil servant to be targeted by such a person and be prey with those who died at the hands of hunters?

And unfortunately...... Targeted by hunters, you're dead!

"Uncle ......"

Just when Ye Wushuang was brewing a trick in his mind, a crisp shout suddenly woke him up, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that Shuang'er was wearing a cartoon pajamas and was jumping towards him.

This cute little elf ......

Ye Wushuang smiled and hugged it to his lap, gently pinched it on his pink carved little face, and asked with a smile: "Xiao Shuang'er, tell your uncle, did you sleep well last night?!"

"Huh! hate ...... Eat other people's tofu!"

Shuang'er's big eyes rolled, and she threw a big hygienic eye to Ye Wushuang, holding "infinite style", and pouted: "It's better to sleep with your uncle comfortably!"

This series of words and deeds......

Ye was shocked, and was directly scorched by thunder, and his eyes rolled all over the ground......

Eat...... Tofu?!

Lao Tzu eats a girl's tofu!

Damn, is Lao Tzu the kind of goldfish guy No. 2?!

Ye Wushuang glanced at Liu Xintong, who was smiling lightly, swallowed and spat hard, and asked depressedly, "You taught?!"

"I don't teach children like that. ”

Liu Xintong chuckled, this man has been expressionless since he came to Japan, like a walking corpse, except for the sharp edge when he kills, he is a piece of wood in daily life! I didn't expect that after being thundered by his daughter, his expression was so funny, green and green...... smiled: "This girl learned from TV, yesterday asked me what it means to eat tofu all night, and I can't answer, I can't think of ......"

In the end, Liu Xintong couldn't help but laugh herself, while Ye Wushuang twitched vigorously from the corner of her eyes......

What the is going on! I can't imagine that Lao Tzu has become this girl's test subject, so I can't give Lao Tzu a thunder to death!

Shuang'er tilted her head, blinked a pair of big eyes, had a cute expression, shrugged her shoulders very innocently, and asked, "That's what Auntie said when the uncle on TV pinched Auntie's face...... What's wrong?!"

"Of course not!"

Ye Wushuang said solemnly: "Uncle pinched your face because he loves you!

Shuang'er nodded her little head as if she didn't understand, and then asked, "Then what is eating tofu?!"

"Hmm...... This one...... Ahem......"

Ye Wushuang didn't know how to explain it, although he had eaten countless tofu in his life, how could he explain it to a little girl who was a few years old? After pondering for a long time, a flash of inspiration flashed through his head, and then he explained with a sneer: "This ...... Well, if a boy touches your breasts, pp, and hugs you, it's eating tofu!"

"Oh......"

The little girl nodded, and then asked, "What if I am eaten with tofu?!"

Ye Wushuang said: "If someone touches your chest, you will scratch his face! If someone touches you from behind, you will grab his arm and carry him forward, and then kick him in the face...... Well, you just lift your knees up against his elephant trunk, which is usually between his legs!"

"Got it!"

As soon as the little girl's voice fell, she suddenly raised her knees and went directly towards Ye Wushuang's "elephant trunk" without saying a word......

Ye Wushuang was defenseless, and was naturally pushed firmly, although the child didn't have much strength, but he was directly stunned by Ye Wushuang......

Ye Wushuang looked at Xiao Shuang'er with a very hurt expression and asked, "Why Uncle Ding?!"

The little girl raised her little head and said as a matter of course: "Uncle, you taught me...... Whoever hugs me will carry his elephant's trunk!"

Looking at this scene, Liu Xintong couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed directly.

And Ye Wushuang even had the heart to die at this time, what the hell is going on!

What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot?

I think I'm the lord of the dark council, and I actually ate a little girl's flirtatious legs, ......

......

In a pleasant atmosphere, breakfast was quickly served by the waiter, and a simple breakfast was eaten by the three of them with a warm taste.

After eating, Ye Wushuang stood up and said, "Liu Dong, I'll go to Yingyi and Er Dumb to discuss something, I won't be in the hotel today, if you want to travel, remember to notify the bodyguards outside to go with you!"

What is Ye Wushuang going to do, Liu Xintong naturally understood, nodded at the moment, and said with a smile: "Okay, you can just do your thing." ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, and everything was silent, from beginning to end, there was not a word about the assassination at all.

Nonsense, does Ye Wushuang dare to mention it? Xiao Shuang'er, this girl learns things too fast, she just taught her a trick to tease her yin legs, and she immediately practiced it on her "elephant skin", if she taught what assassination is, the little girl is not allowed to copy a knife and practice it directly on herself?

The lord of the dignified Dark Council, the invincible hero of the underground world, if a little girl is stabbed, what a joke will it be?