Chapter 24: Poor Tutoring
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Deathly silence! Everyone opened their mouths wide and looked for something in the two of them......
"Shameless!" Yu Yueyue's willow eyebrows were upside down, her apricot eyes were round, she scolded in a coquettish voice, and stood up suddenly, with a murderous heart.
"How can you scold people, if you don't dare to hit you and say it directly, scolding people will be very unqualified. It was your third uncle who said that I could pick it, aren't you Yu Yueyue the Yu family?
Could it be that there is some unspeakable secret in the middle? β
"Ye Congwen, I'm going to tear your stinky mouth today!" Yu Yueyue shouted angrily.
Seeing this, the pigeon bean sprouts hurriedly grabbed Yu Yueyue, kept persuading, and said good things for Ye Congwen, while whispering to Ye Congwen:
"Brother Wen, you said the wrong thing, it's on the boat, not ...... bed"
"Oh, I said in bed?" Ye Congwen will be suspicious, he may have made a mistake if he spoke too fast just now? Seeing that Yu Yueyue's eyes seemed to be about to breathe fire, her chest rose and fell, her face was pale, and she was soft-hearted for a while and said slightly apologetically:
"Yamano Villager, the pronunciation is not so standard, you have to be considerate and considerate, it's not a big deal to get one or two words wrong occasionally, we're all so familiar, you must know that I don't mean that, right?
Besides, I'm a man of pursuits, how can I be willing to fall........."
"Ye Congwen, take it!"
Yu Yueyue was furious when she heard the word "self-depravity", turned around, and kicked Ye Congwen's mouth sideways in the air, with a monstrous hatred in her heart, she just wanted to swell this stinky mouth and make him speechless forever.
Yo! This woman is quite agile. Last time in Qingshan Town, she didn't have this level, could it be said that she was a blessing in disguise, but she learned kung fu after a serious illness?
But at this time, he can't be allowed to think blindly, although Yu Yueyue doesn't have much strength on her legs, but she kicks people and attacks people's faces everywhere, don't accidentally let her kick and break the face, I don't have a family at a young age, how can she Yu Yueyue ruin people's marriage?
Ye Congwen pushed the pigeon bean sprouts aside, and kept dodging, with words in his mouth:
"The eldest lady personally went down to teach. Good! I took the first scene from Ye Congwen! β
The guards didn't have time to stop Yu Yueyue, and they all sighed:
Why is Miss so impulsive, although you are fluent, but after all, you only have the strength of the martial arts entry realm, and the time for practicing martial arts is too short, how can you be the opponent of this martial artist consummation realm thief boy.
All looked at Uncle Yu, the middle-aged man shook his head and sighed, and there were words in his mouth:
"Young man, after all, he is still too impulsive! This kid pretending to be crazy and stupid will obviously lead you to be fooled. I can't see it, this kid is a talented person, but he never expected to be a shameless black-bellied ruthless man!
Yueyue is in danger. β
Ye Congwen dodged thirty or forty moves, and seeing that Yu Yueyue had already beaten the moves, he already had a fundamental understanding of this woman's kung fu foundation in his heart.
It is estimated that I have just learned a fur, and I have little experience in facing the enemy, but I am really Ye Congwen is your Yu family's guard, do you have nothing to do with you?
I really want to kick her into the river to swim. But today I have to hide moderately, so I have to accompany her to feed the tricks.
The two of you come and go, sometimes twisting into a ball, sometimes hooking up into a knot, what makes Ye Congwen most helpless is that Yu Yueyue always wants to give herself an over-the-shoulder fall.
However, the heavy shoulders and bending over did not know the essentials, and the strength could not burst out, so he always grabbed Ye Congwen's arm and kept pushing it there with his buttocks.
After a long time and many times, Ye Congwen was embarrassed, so he had to dodge as much as possible to avoid misfire. But this woman is still enjoying it, and she always thinks that she is almost a little bit able to put down Ye Congwen, chasing Ye Congwen and beating the poor.
The pigeon bean sprouts frowned at the side. From Brother Wen, this is the case, can't even a woman win?
I watched him beat a set of wind-breaking punches after eating ginseng and chicken soup to the point that the ghost cried wolf and flew sand and stones, and his fists were so fast that he could make a wind-breaking sound, why did he become soft when he met Yu Yueyue today, as if he had no strength at all, was it because he hadn't eaten?
"How can you have the strength if you don't eat, and how can you fight if you don't have the strength? What's more, there is such a group of big men behind him, Brother Congwen will definitely not be able to hold on!
No, I've got to go home and bring the chicken soup. β
Just do it, and run to Ye Congwen's house, but she was wearing the high heels that Yu Yueyue had just given her, and her speed couldn't go up at all, and she was afraid that the rattan thorns on the side of the road would break the new skirt, so she could only walk in small steps all the way.
After silently counting a hundred moves, Ye Congwen's endurance has reached the limit, and the two have already hit the side of the boat at this time, seeing that Yu Yueyue is about to use her unique skills again. couldn't help but say, Ye Congwen kicked his slightly pouting buttocks, and only listened to Peng's voice, Yu Yueyue had already flown into the river.
Ye Congwen stood on the side of the boat for a long time and said with a smile:
"Yu Meiren, I agreed!
I'll send you down to the river to take a bath first, it's unsightly to sweat and sweat, and the girl still has to talk about the image of a lady! β
Without waiting for Yu Yueyue to reply, Ye Congwen bowed his hand to everyone to salute to show that he was lucky to win the game.
I was about to pick an easy guard, when I suddenly saw everyone surrounding, and immediately shouted vigilantly:
"What, are you going to talk about martial arts and beat me?"
Third Uncle Yu rushed out first, and scolded anxiously in his heart: "Surround you!"
reminded loudly: "Hurry up and go into the water to save people, Yueyue she doesn't know water!" Will drown her! β
Ye Congwen was skeptical, who would believe such a big person who didn't know water?
But this is not the time to question accountability, in case the drowning person will be a big feud. As close to the side of the ship, he reluctantly plunged into the water.
When I entered the water and opened my eyes, I saw that this woman really couldn't swim, and she was scrambling there unconsciously, a typical struggle in the water! The worst thing is that Yu Yueyue is still desperately drilling to the bottom of the river!
Ye Congwen hurriedly hugged Yu Yueyue from behind, while stepping on the water unhurriedly. However, because Yu Yueyue didn't know the nature of water, what was even worse was that she was kicked into the water by Ye Congwen, and the water here was more than ten meters deep.
Yu Yueyue's head is on top of her feet, once she enters the water, she instinctively wants to scream, but before the sound is formed, her throat is filled with river water, and the more she desperately inhales the water, the more she drills into her stomach.
The more unconsciously you dance, the deeper the whole person sinks. Ye Congwen estimated that with his own diving speed, it would take twenty seconds for the five or six meters deep water to come to the surface. I can hold it back, with Yu Yueyue's current situation, I am afraid that there is a chance that she will have to do a funeral!
I didn't have time to think about it, save someone's life, and win the seventh-level floating slaughter, one hand forcefully clamped Yu Yueyue's hands, and the other hand twisted the small mouth that was still tasting water, and evenly transitioned the air in the chest and abdomen into the other party's mouth one by one.
When the air just entered Yu Yueyue's mouth, the pair of wonderful eyes finally became conscious, stared blankly at the mouth in front of her, and frantically inhaled the air.
Ye Congwen had already prepared in his heart, the drowning person would take anything as a lifesaver and drag it in his hand, if it weren't for Ye Congwen's foresight to tie this woman's hands, I am afraid that Yu Yueyue would have grabbed Ye Congwen's neck and grabbed the air!
Ye Congwen grew up by the river since he was a child, so he naturally knows how to rescue people who are drowning, no matter how this woman messes in his mouth, Ye Congwen always insists on responding to all changes with the same.
Unhurriedly treading water to rise, after another twenty or thirty seconds, finally out of the water, everyone on the boat stretched out their hands, called, and even knew how to throw a rope down.
The side of the ship is two or three meters above the water, and the walls of the ship are smooth and translucent, so there is no possibility of borrowing force to get on the boat. Ye Congwen grabbed the thick rope and tied it to Yu Yueyue's waist, expecting everyone to pull Yu Yueyue onto the boat first.
A maddening scene began to unfold:
I saw Yu Yueyue hugging Ye Congwen's neck with both hands, and her lips were printed on Ye Congwen's mouth and gnawing frantically, as if she wanted to burrow the whole person into her mouth.........
All the guards, you look at me, I look at you, and they all think in their hearts: Miss has gnawed like this with others, we can't fight this fight, but before Miss ordered everyone to beat that guy to make her angry.
Looking at the situation in front of me, I'm afraid I have to think twice, don't hit her sweetheart and turn around and fix us again! The relationship between this handsome man and beautiful woman develops at a terrifying rate!
Third Uncle Yu saw that his niece was safe and sound, and the sword hanging in his heart finally landed safely. However, a wave has not settled, and a wave has risen, and a niece with a yellow flower in front of the public is holding a man and gnawing on it, where do I put my old face?
had to scold with a long black face:
"Don't pull Miss up yet!"
Looking back, the women and children of Tieta Village seemed to be ready to move, and they also wanted to come over and take a look. Frightened, Uncle Yu's face turned pale, and he hurriedly ordered the guards to step forward to stop this group of people whose gossip hearts were burning.
"Why don't you pull them away!"
Third Uncle Yu couldn't bear to look directly at Yu Ye and the others, like a conjoined baby, and glanced at his niece who was wrapped around Ye Congwen's body like an octopus. gritted his teeth and broke up the two with his own hands.
Ye Congwen was sealed by Yu Yueyue and pinched his neck, his face was flushed, and he didn't know where this woman came from so strongly. No matter how much he pushed, he didn't let go, fortunately he could breathe through his nose when he came out of the water, otherwise he would have to let Yu Yueyue die with his mouth.
With the help of Third Uncle Yu, Ye Congwen finally escaped from Yu Yueyue's clutches and ecstasy lips, if Yu Yueyue was sealed again, he was afraid that he would become the first tragic man in the history of Pangu Continent to be kissed to death by a woman. At that time, it really gave the ancestor of the Ye family a long face!
As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't help but complain to Uncle Yu:
"Your Yu family's tutor is really bad, look at your niece, she is dozens of years old, she can't even swim, so much so that I was almost sucked dry and sucked up by her, you can see for yourself, her lips have been bitten by herβββ"
Before he finished speaking, Yu Yueyue, who was lying flat on the boat, suddenly squirted a mouthful of river water at Ye Congwen, which was several catties.........