Chapter 82: Bitter Mouth
"No! I have to find an opponent for Yu Yueyue, otherwise this woman will use all her heart and soul on me, and sooner or later she will be calculated to death. Lin Xiaoyu is only thick-skinned at most, but he is also a straightforward person, so he won't set me up.
Yu Yueyue is different, she is a smart person, she can understand a lot of things, she secretly observes my words and deeds behind me all day long, and learns one or two tricks to turn around and do experiments on me, which can be described as unaware! ”
Ye Congwen heard that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive people, and Yu Meiren must have extraordinary potential in deceiving people, so she has to find a way to find something to do for her.
Thinking of this, he walked to Lin Xiaoyu's house, and saw Lin Xiaoyu hiding behind the door of the house and secretly looking outside, and as soon as he saw himself entering the yard, he immediately walked to the house.
How could Ye Congwen not know this girl's mind? What you think in your heart is written on a little face, isn't it just waiting for yourself to beg for mercy and surrender?
A manly man can bend and stretch!
Strode up, pushed open the door and said with a smile at Lin Xiaoyu:
"Sister Xiaoyu, see what good things I brought you?"
Lin Xiaoyu said angrily:
"How can a person with a bad temper like me deserve to eat your food?"
"Who says it's bad to have a bad temper? What pretty girl doesn't have a temper? Most of the people who have no temper are ordinary-looking, and they are afraid of offending others, so they endure and give in every step of the way.
You see that other people Yang Guifei dared to offend Tang Xuanzong at the risk of killing her head, and in the end, it was not Li Longji who personally went to the door to apologize? ”
In order to make Lin Xiaoyu happy, Ye Congwen did not hesitate to quote scriptures and classics, and tried to be very convincing.
"Didn't Yang Guifei be strangled to death by Tang Xuanzong in the end?"
Although Lin Xiaoyu doesn't like to read and write, he was born in a big family, and he has watched a lot of operas since he was a child.
"Nonsense! Which man is willing to strangle Yang Guifei? You didn't see Gao Lishi on the stage, didn't he shout there for three days: Your Majesty, something is wrong, the concubine Niangniang ran away from home again! ”
Ye Congwen vividly imitated the voice of the eunuch on the stage, making Lin Xiaoyu laugh out loud.
But in a blink of an eye, I thought that he didn't come to coax himself all afternoon, and immediately said with a straight face:
"What are you doing at my house?"
"I took a nap at noon, and my head suddenly sobered up, thinking that I really blamed you in the morning, so I ran to the mountains and caught a few pheasants, and prepared to stew an elixir chicken soup at night to make amends to my little fish sister, you see I was busy until more than eight o'clock and didn't come back, this is the blood grapes I specially picked for you."
Ye Cong's text is ready to be kept for himself to eat, and at this time, borrowing flowers to offer Buddha may be able to receive unexpected effects.
Lin Xiaoyu saw that Ye Congwen was sincere and had a good attitude, so he took the blood grapes and picked one to try a bite.
"It tastes good, where did you pick it?"
"I picked a big bag, if you like to eat it, come with me to get it now!"
Ye Congwen thought that Yu Yueyue had three big bags of wild fruits in her room, and when the time came, she would take a little bit of everything, and she would definitely be able to make this girl happy.
"I'm not going, the two brothers and sisters of your Yu family don't welcome me, and I'm being bullied by the two of you for no reason?"
Lin Xiaoyu thought that Yu Congwen had distributed all the elixirs to Yu Yueyue at noon, and he was very unhappy.
"Why are you still angry? As the old saying goes: Fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, how can husband and wife have a night feud! Let's make trouble like this, aren't we sincerely letting outsiders see the joke? ”
"Who is married to you?
Hey, Brother Congwen, do you mean to admit that you have thoughts about me? ”
Lin Xiaoyu was instantly radiant, opened a pair of watery eyes, and looked at Ye Congwen without blinking.
Ye Congwen was about to say the wrong thing for a while, and was grabbed by Lin Xiaoyu, stayed for a long time, and continued to say with a clear conscience:
"My little sister is so charming, which man is not impressed?"
"So, are you willing to worship heaven and earth with me?"
What a situation! This girl's brain circuit is too fast, and a bunch of blood grapes will give her away? This girl is also fierce. In the future, I will never be able to take advantage of Lin Xiaoyu in front of him, so I have to say bitterly:
"You know that my family is poor and can't even get a dowry, how dare I covet you daughters?"
"Crucian carp? What crucian carp? I, Lin Xiaoyu, am not as squirming and pretentious as others, I like it when I am moved, and if I like it, I have to worship heaven and earth to be husband and wife. As long as your heart is in me, even if you take a crucian carp as a dowry, I will go with you. ”
Looking at Lin Xiaoyu's serious face, she was really afraid of her cultural level, for fear that this girl would be spreading everywhere, Ye Congwen thought for a long time before he shook his head resolutely and said:
"I won't let my wife suffer half of the grievances, worship heaven and earth is a joyful thing, must do the scenery, the family is happy, how can I take a pair of crucian carp as a dowry?
Isn't that sincere to let others laugh at your Lin family? Even if you don't care, my face will be dull.
Miss Lin, if you really look up to me, you can listen to me. ”
Lin Xiaoyu looked at Ye Congwen's solemn expression, and nodded a little unaccustomedly.
"I, Ye ———, I Yu Congwen are also people who want to be faced, I once swore that if I can't become a body forging warlock and join the Demon Hunter Guard to make great achievements and obtain land divisions, I will never marry a wife and have children.
People are poor, but I am not poor, let me go to other people's homes to propose marriage penniless, I can't pull this face, do you understand what I mean? ”
"It's okay! My family has money, so when the time comes, let my grandfather secretly give you another box of gold bars, and you can just take the gold bars as a dowry. ”
Lin Xiaoyu said nonchalantly, what a big deal do you think!
Iniquity!
Is this girl really lacking in heart or deliberately pretending to be stupid and not understanding? Ye Congwen had no choice but to explain again and again:
"Didn't you say you wanted to be a fairy couple with me? Why don't we wait until we're all Bodysmiths talking about marriage? Now our top priority is to cultivate diligently and strive to become a body forging warlock as soon as possible. ”
"So you deliberately went up the mountain today to catch pheasants for me to stew in elixir soup to drink, are you afraid that I won't drink those bitter elixirs?"
Ye Congwen saw that Lin Xiaoyu finally got to the point, and nodded hurriedly.
"My grandfather is really good, how can he tell you everything.
You're also stupid, I'm afraid that I'll be too bitter to put some sugar in it, so why bother so much and go to the mountains to catch pheasants. ”
Doesn't that seem more sincere? People are poor and lazy, how can they please girls? ”
"Humph! The mouth is quite sweet, I will forgive you this time, next time I make me angry, see if I ignore you! ”
Ye Congwen saw that Lin Xiaoyu finally let go, and he let out a long sigh, he was really tired, more tired than climbing a mountain.
"Then let's go for soup together, don't keep them waiting."
Lin Xiaoyu was in a good mood, she hadn't eaten for a day, her stomach was so hungry that she was growling, holding Ye Congwen's arm, seeing that she was still carrying a bunch of blood grapes in her hand, she smiled and said coquettishly:
"From Brother Wen, feed me the grapes."
At this time, Ye Congwen dared to go against the wishes of this little ancestor, and hurriedly picked the grapes one by one and fed them to Lin Xiaoyu to eat.
The two brothers of the Lin family were sitting at the table with the two sisters and brothers of the Yu family fiddling with the dishes and chopsticks, and suddenly saw the two of them intimately feeding the grapes and walked in.
"Hurry up and sit down, I'll wait for you, Lin Xiaoyu, why don't you hurry up and help you Sister Yueyue serve things, you used to be the most diligent in the Lin family, and now when you come to the Yu family, don't treat yourself as a guest, you still have to be the same as before, you know?"
The two brothers of the Lin family winked at Lin Xiaoyu, signaling that she wanted to make a good impression on the Yu family.
Lin Xiaoyu understood the meaning, and hurriedly walked to Yu Yueyue's side, rushed to bring the washed blood grapes to the table, and skillfully commanded:
"Sister Yueyue, you find a place to sit, just leave this kind of matter to me and Yu Congwen, Brother Congwen, hurry up and give up a seat for your sister, you sit next to me."
Ye Congwen saw that Lin Xiaoyu finally didn't want to feed the grapes by himself, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to find a position away from Lin Xiaoyu to sit down, but his butt was not yet hot, and he was called by Lin Xiaoyu again.
Yu Yueyue frowned and always felt that something was wrong, this is my family, why is it Lin Xiaoyu's turn to give orders? Does she think of herself as the mistress of our Yu family?
At a glance, when he saw Ye Congwen who was pulled over by Lin Xiaoyu, he immediately knew everything in his heart, it must be that Ye Congwen said something bastard that made Lin Xiaoyu misunderstand!
immediately retorted euphemistically:
"You are a guest, how can you keep you busy, go back and let Old Man Lin know, I'm afraid that he will scold us again for not having a tutor in Yufu."
Lin Xiaoyu is not a diligent person, seeing that Yu Yueyue doesn't want her to help, she is desperate in her heart, and sits happily next to Ye Congwen, feeding Ye Congwen a blood grape for a while, and then coquettishly saying that she doesn't eat pheasant meat with skin, and insists that Ye Congwen help her bite off the skin.
Ye Congwen finally endured everyone's surprised gaze and ate the chicken skin, Lin Xiaoyu took a spoonful of hot soup, blew it to cool, and then stuffed it into Ye Congwen's mouth, looking at him with a loving and considerate look, Ye Congwen had no choice but to obey.
Seeing that the three people next to him could only pretend to turn a blind eye, listen but not listen, and be a dry rice person wholeheartedly.
Although Yu Yueyue only put half a catty of two-color elixir, except for Ye Congwen, the rest of the people were in the martial arts realm, drinking a bowl of two-color elixir soup, and after less than ten minutes, the whole body burst with energy, full of blood, and they all felt in their hearts, and they all rushed into their rooms to practice the exercises.
Ye Congwen saw that Lin Xiaoyu was still holding on there with a red face, so he had to open his mouth and remind:
"Aren't you going to practice the exercises?"
"They're all gone, I'll stay with you."
Lin Xiaoyu said stubbornly, feeling that his whole body was hot, he grabbed a handful of cold blood grapes and sent them to his mouth, hoping to quench his thirst.
Who knew that as soon as this blood grape entered his mouth, it actually beat back the hot heat that had just emerged, like a scoop of cold water poured on the flames! Lin Xiaoyu sensed the abnormality and began to gulp down blood grapes, and after about five or six minutes, Lin Xiaoyu felt that his face was no longer hot, and his body was no longer as hot as before.
Lin Xiaoyu hurriedly took out a small mirror and looked at his face, and secretly shouted:
"Brother Congwen, you see that my face is not red anymore!"
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