Chapter 139: Lin Xiaoyu's Three Don't Marry
What's the situation? Yu Yueyue was willing to call Lin Xiaoyu her sister-in-law! These two have been fighting openly and secretly for months, and they actually began to shake hands and make peace?
Yu's stupid gossip heart is even more active, judging from his usual observations, he always feels that his cousin has a special affection for Brother Congwen, and Brother Congwen is also open to Sister Yueyue.
The tacit understanding between the two is full, and the temperament and appearance of the two are quite compatible, I once thought that the two would develop into an unswerving couple sooner or later.
How could I have expected such a big reversal, could it be that my cousin's three non-marrying yesterday were prepared to come to the truth?
"Sister Yueyue, what did you just call me?"
Lin Xiaoyu was so excited that she forgot to eat the meat of the monster cubs, and pulled Yu Yueyue's arm and shook it constantly.
"My dear little fish sister, if you give me a piece of the most delicious Warcraft meat, I may change my mind in the future."
"Change your tune? Change what? β
Lin Xiaoyu was overjoyed to open the lunch box, carefully picked out the largest piece of Warcraft meat and put it in Yu Yueyue's bowl, a little blushing face, and asked flatteringly:
"Sister Yueyue, what did you call me just now, I didn't hear it clearly, can you call it again?"
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law of Xiaoyu, who has not passed through the door of our Yu Mansion, do you hear it clearly now?"
"Heyββ, with such a beautiful sister-in-law as you, my Lin Xiaoyu is really fortunate to have three lives!"
Lin Xiaoyu clapped his hands and applauded, and after a while, he suddenly remembered something, and asked repeatedly uneasily:
"I'm so good at Brother Wen, don't you have the slightest thought? I heard that the two of you are separated by several generations, huh? β
Yu Yueyue's pretty face was elongated, and she said disdainfully:
"When I said this morning, was it funny? Although Yu Congwen is excellent, it's a pity that he wants the surname Yu, I made it clear in front of Lian Chengcheng that I would never marry someone surnamed Yu in this life, if you Brother Congwen really wants to chase me, you let him change his surname first!
Besides, even if he changes his name, there are still three thresholds waiting for him in front of him! β
Yu Benben vaguely heard a little rumor, but gossip has always been false, how can I personally admit that it is convincing? Hurriedly asked:
"Sister Xiaoyu, what did my cousin say in front of Lian Chengcheng in the morning?"
As soon as he said this, Lin Xiaoyu suddenly became energetic, and danced with his eyebrows and danced in detail about the three non-marriages that Yu Yueyue said in the morning from beginning to end. Hearing this, everyone showed a smile of sudden realization, which is not difficult to climb to the sky between the body forging warlock and the thousand catties of gold bars!
Yu Congwen is a side branch of the Shu clan, where did he go to get so many three-color and four-color elixirs and casting Ding treasure elixirs to become a body forging warlock? There is no way to talk about gold bars, and the combined property of Mo Lin Yu's three families can't make up this number.
"Non-forging warlocks don't marry, non-thousand-pound gold bars don't marry, three don't marry, what about the third?"
Yu Benben found the loophole and immediately asked out loud, everyone felt that this question made sense, but they wanted to see how Yu Yueyue answered.
Yu Yueyue wanted to prevaricate with the original words, but before she could speak, Lin Xiaoyu rushed ahead and said happily:
"My sister-in-law is tall, long-legged, fair-skinned and beautiful, surely she can't marry a short and poor man? This man must at least have Pan An's appearance, a height of more than 1.85 meters, Yu Congwen is only 1.7 meters tall at the age of eighteen or nineteen, and he will naturally not be able to meet this condition in this life.
Don't you stare at me from Brother Wen's birth defects, Sister Yueyue doesn't say the third condition, she definitely doesn't want to hit him, what's the matter, they are also brothers and sisters, and they still have to give face.
Sister Yueyue, am I right? β
Ye Yu and the others glanced at each other, their eyes were full of helplessness, and they could only nod their heads mechanically.
"Okay, you've listened to my sister-in-law's three non-marrying remarks, now it's time to listen to my Lin Xiaoyu's three non-marrying!"
Lin Xiaoyu got up proudly, and without waiting for everyone to speak, he said to himself:
"I, Lin Xiaoyu, am here today in front of everyone to announce:
I Lin Xiaoyu is not a master of the Grandmaster Realm and will not marry, and I will not marry without ten gold bars as a dowry, do you want to know what my third article is? β
Everyone is in no mood to cooperate with Lin Xiaoyu to mess around, so they can only solve it quickly, otherwise when she continues to talk nonsense, they are afraid that the dishes will be cold. They all pretended to be very interested and asked:
"What is it? Tell us about it? β
Lin Xiaoyu glanced at Ye Congwen shyly, paused, and only after satisfying everyone's appetite did he say softly:
"Article 3 reads:
If I don't marry Brother Wen! β
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The scene was silent, and there was only one thought in everyone's hearts, weren't your first two conditions written according to Yu Congwen? The third one is emphasized again, it's just taking off your pants and farting, and that's more!
Buried in eating, didn't ask a word more, and didn't want to talk nonsense with Lin Xiaoyu. Even the two brothers of the Lin family don't want to deal with their half-sister.
Ye Congwen tasted a bite of cracked saber-toothed tiger meat, felt that the taste was not much different from beef, and carefully experienced the changes in his body, and found that except for a faint burning sensation in his lower abdomen, it seemed that the effect was minimal! Is it too small?
I buried my head and ate two or three catties in a row, except for the energy surging in my body, I didn't have the momentum of the three-color elixir that was about to explode at any time.
looked up and observed everyone's reactions, except for Lin Xiaoyu and Yu Yueyue, the other three were all red, their true qi was agitated, and their energy had a tendency to explode at any time. Within a few minutes, they all ran to their rooms and quietly practiced the channeling technique.
"How are you two feeling? I always feel that the energy contained in this monster cub meat is limited, and it is much worse than the elixir! β
Ye Congwen looked at Yu Lin and the others, his face was slightly red, but the reaction was not strong, and he estimated that the effect of the medicine might not be great.
"That's for sure, the elixir is only a few catties, and the Warcraft can easily reach tens of thousands of catties, if you can eat a thousand catties of Warcraft flesh and blood in one meal, I'm afraid it can achieve the same effect."
Yu Yueyue retorted with a smile, her body was full of true qi, and she vaguely felt that she had neutralized the Divine Spring Factor accumulated in her body, and the power of the Martial Master Perfection Realm returned in an instant, and she looked at Lin Xiaoyu with interest, and eagerly invited:
"Sister Xiaoyu, do we want to fight again, you picked up a big bargain last time, but this time you are not so lucky."
Lin Xiaoyu became interested as soon as she heard it, now she is also a martial artist in the consummation realm, who wins and who loses is not certain, it just so happens that she hasn't done anything with anyone for a few days, so it is better to use this to teach Yu Yueyue a good lesson, so that she can show respect to her sister-in-law in the future.
"That's what I mean, let's have a good fight, I see that you seem to be haunted by the defeat in my hands last time, what's the matter, you still want your sister-in-law to loosen your bones?"
"You two hurry up and duel outside, I'll eat the rest of the meat."
As soon as Ye Congwen thought of wasting his two gold coins on this thing, he vaguely felt the urge to slap himself twice!
Who knew that Yu Lin and the others disagreed, and insisted that Ye Congwen watch it on the side with a plate, but Ye Congwen had to eat Warcraft meat on a plate and watch the two fight.
Yu Lin and the two of them have a high level of understanding, and the other is experienced and adaptable, and you come and I have a fight. They didn't fight until they were exhausted after dark, and then they both lay on the ground.
Ye Congwen went to the room and filled two bowls of blood wine, handed them to the two of them to drink, Yu Lin and the others hurriedly sat up and practiced the channeling technique, and within half an hour, they all returned to normal, and then they went back to the house to take a shower and change clothes.
At this time, Yue Yue came to the door with a big grin, and fought with Ye Congwen for an hour before returning in a huff. I thought silently:
Senior Brother Yu must be promoted, otherwise how could that small body have such great strength, it is different to eat the three-color elixir, and the promotion is several times faster than that of normal people! It's just that this thing is weird, a pair of three-color elixirs have been eaten for more than a month, why haven't they finished eating yet?
Just now I saw him holding a pack of three-color snow ginseng pills as melon seeds, could it be that their Yu family really has a treasure hunting secret technique?
In the future, I will come to him every night to practice, as long as there is a three-color elixir to eat, it is worth being beaten. Think about the three-color elixir pill just now, the taste is really good, but the amount is too small.
Ye Congwen took a bath and changed clothes as usual, and then lay comfortably in the courtyard to enjoy the moonlight, and waited until the dead of night for Yu Lin and the others to come slowly according to the agreed time.
At this time, it was already the high autumn season, and the weather was as cold as a day, except for Ye Congwen's unconsciousness, Yu Lin and the others had already put on cotton clothes and cotton pants, Lin Xiaoyu tilted his head and looked at the sky with Ye Congwen's eyes for a long time, before he asked with a smile:
"Brother Wen, are you watching the Cowherd and Weaver Girl on a date? In my opinion, these two people are also elm heads and brainless, relying on magpies to build bridges every year.
I don't know if I can make a small wooden boat, even if I chisel a canoe, and when the Queen Mother falls asleep at night, can't I row a small boat and go on a date secretly? β
Ye Congwen rolled his eyes, wouldn't discussing the Cowherd and Weaver Girl with you, a nonsense person, play the piano to the cow?
Lin Xiaoyu saw that Ye Congwen didn't care about himself, and said to Yu Yueyue:
"Sister Yueyue, do you think I have any sense? This cowherd is too honest and stupid, if it were for me from Brother Wen, I would have made a small wooden boat by myself. With his superb skills, he can go back and forth several times a night, and after so many years, maybe a child can make soy sauce! β
Ye Congwen coughed so much that he couldn't even speak.
Yu Yueyue was amazed by Lin Xiaoyu's whimsy, and then glanced at Ye Congwen, who was in a hurry, and said with some subtlety:
"You have the ability to build ships from Brother Wen, and you also have superb driving skills, but I'm afraid he may not have the courage to secretly meet privately."
"I don't agree with you, Brother Wen, your sister looks down on you, or I'll leave you a window at night, and you can secretly climb over the wall at night to prove it to your sister?"
"Less nonsense there, more romantic and poignant love myths, so that the two of you are confused and the aesthetic artistic conception is gone!
Hurry up and sit down and discuss serious matters! β
As soon as Ye Congwen heard it, he knew that the water inside was extremely deep, and if he was not careful, he would cause endless trouble, so he immediately threw out the matter and asked:
"I'm going to collect the Nether Cold Spring in the early morning in the second half of this month, what suggestions and opinions do you two have?"
Leaving in the early hours of the morning? Is there something special about this?