Chapter 228: What a mess
"Made! I don't look in the mirror to see what I look like! Wide-mouthed, fanged, square-headed, big-eared, looks like a fierce Zhang Fei, and wants to marry my cousin! ”
Yu Congwen looked at it, it turned out that Lian Chengcheng couldn't help jumping out, looking at his angry eyes, I was afraid that he was jealous!
Jia Xiaoyao has been the deputy captain of the apprenticeship camp for four or five years, and his prestige is getting worse, and it has been a long time since anyone has heard anyone comment on his appearance. I can't imagine that I met such a timid person in the martial arts camp today, is this tired and crooked?
His eyes glared, and he stared at Lian Chengcheng with a serious face and asked:
"Who are you? Is it a mistake to be a teacher at a young age? ”
Before Lian Chengcheng, he even ate Yu Congwen's dry vinegar, how could he bear Jia Xiaoyao to rob his cousin in front of him? Angry, who cares if Jia Xiaoyao is a body forging warlock, can he still kill me in front of so many people? Heng retorted loudly:
"I'm telling the truth, why did I cheat the teacher? You know you're our teacher! It's the first time I've seen a teacher who even has an apprentice! Teacher, teacher, the old man is still disrespectful to the old students, are you all shameless old people in Jiafu? ”
Yu Congwen saw that this kid still knew how to fight on the basis of reason, so he hurriedly applauded and cheered on the side, strengthening his momentum.
Jia Chunlan could see at a glance that Lian Chengcheng was just a little monk in the realm of martial arts perfection, white and tender and thin like a bamboo pole. Quietly walked to the side of Lian Chengcheng, stretched out his leg and gently stopped, and pushed the back with his hand, and Lian Chengcheng fell into a dog eating.
Jia Chunlan said sarcastically with a smile:
"Yo! The little milk dog who can't even walk steadily, forcibly comes out to show the presence of the Pomeranians, and it seems that my little sister-in-law who has not passed the door is really charming!
Little brother, the beauties are all dangerous poppies, surrounded by wolves, you should not set foot lightly in this little way, be careful to swallow you to the point that there is no scum left. ”
Lian Chengcheng hurriedly got up, his nose bleeded, covered his nose and scolded loudly:
"Which bastard tricked me and let me know that I don't pick his skin!"
"What's the matter if my sister is playing tricks on you, do you have the ability to beat me?"
Jia Chunlan hugged her waist with both hands, waiting for Lian Chengcheng to make a move. Lian Chengcheng was willing to take this loss, clenched his fists and smashed it at Jia Chunlan, Jia Chunlan restrained her smile, and instantly said angrily:
"At such a young age, if you don't learn and don't know how to do it, you dare to make such three indiscriminate moves, I will teach you a good lesson today!"
Jia Chunlan deliberately used her plump place to hit Lian Chengcheng's fist, and when she was only one step away, she turned around and knocked Lian Chengcheng to the ground, causing blood on her forehead. Suddenly turned into a blood-faced person.
Several of the children of the surrounding practitioners were in a hurry, but they were afraid of the obscenity of Jiafu, and they never dared to come forward to help.
Yu Congwen stepped next to Jia Chunlan in one step, pushed Jia Chunlan back with a palm, stretched out his hand to help Lian Chengcheng, and invited Jia Chunlan:
"The Great Grandmaster Consummation Realm bullying a junior of the Martial Master Consummation Realm is not glorious to talk about, otherwise, how about we have a trick?"
Jia Chunlan saw that Yu Congwen forced herself back with one move, and immediately became interested in Yu Congwen, and heard that physical cultivation was good at cross-level combat, and really wanted to see what he was good at.
"That's what I mean, man, you can't just say that you don't practice, you are good at kung fu, but I don't know how your kung fu is? If you want to be my husband, you can't just have a mouth. ”
Jia Chunlan has a hot body, swaying and swaying when she walks, and she can see the male apprentice swallowing saliva.
"If you say that, I'll stop fighting."
When Yu Congwen heard that he was going to marry her if he won the war, he immediately lost interest, turned around and wanted to go back.
"Alas, alas! Why did you leave, were you afraid that you wouldn't be able to beat me? Sister can let you make three moves! ”
Jia Chunlan turned around and stood in front of Yu Congwen, and teased seductively.
"Yu Congwen, your master said that you have a very high level of understanding and unlimited physical potential, our daughter of Jiafu has always admired the strong, take this opportunity to show your hands, let me see which one you can conquer."
Jia Ruyun knew that Jia Chunlan was hot, bewitching and sexy, how could a young man like Yu Congwen withstand the temptation. Thinking about the relationship between the two, he couldn't help but laugh and joke.
"Your Jiafu is too stingy, even if there is no color in the competition, just take some unsalable goods of crooked melons and cracked dates to fool me, do you think I Yu Congwen is like a tattered one?"
Yu Congwen said disdainfully, and glanced at Jia Chunlan by the way, unmoved.
"Yu Congwen, you'd better keep your mouth clean, who is the scolding for being in tatters?"
Jia Chunlan's face was angry, her narrow eyes were cold, although her appearance was not as good as Yu Yueyue, but compared with your little lover Lin Xiaoyu, it is not an exaggeration to say that each has its own merits.
"You two sisters are frivolous in language and debauched in behavior, one is thin-mouthed and shallow-eyed, and the other is thick-faced and black-hearted. If any man marries you and goes home, after a long time, he is afraid that he will be able to open a pasture on his head, and his family will become a good house! ”
Yu Congwen ruthlessly revealed that this kind of woman must be accustomed to teasing men on weekdays, and she has no self-knowledge, and she is complacent when she is taken advantage of by a man who takes advantage of the trend, thinking that she is charming.
"What do you mean? Don't pretend to be profound in front of me! People who practice martial arts are showing off their mouths all day long, I don't think you Yu Congwen is much stronger! ”
Jia Qiuju heard Yu Congwen scolding her for being thin-mouthed and shallow-eyed and inattentive, and she felt very uncomfortable in her heart. I feel that I am nineteen years old, and I have been in the apprenticeship camp for more than four years, and I was told by Yu Congwen that I am not single-minded after only changing three boyfriends, do I want Jia Qiuju to stick to a man whose realm is lower than my own?
Jiafu has always believed in the respect of the strong, I have advanced to the Grandmaster Entry Realm, I must find a man with a perfect Grandmaster, how can I still live a chaotic life with a man in the Martial Master Realm?
In the same way, if you advance to the Great Grandmaster Entry Realm, you naturally have to find a man from the Great Grandmaster Perfection Realm. Now that this girl has advanced to the Great Grandmaster Consummation Realm, it is naturally time to change men again. If it weren't for Third Uncle Jia and Captain Jia praising you Yu Congwen's talent and demons, I wouldn't have bothered to take care of you!
Lin Xiaoyu understood the first few sentences, but she couldn't figure out the meaning of the last two sentences, and glanced at Yu Yueyue, who was blushing, and knew that she had understood. Hurriedly asked softly:
"Sister Yueyue, what do you mean by Brother Wen's words?"
"Swearing, it's hard to hear, don't ask."
Yu Yueyue replied with a frown, but she was very happy in her heart, she scolded such vicious words, it seemed that Ye Congwen had no good impression of these two sisters at all, and refused very simply.
"If you tell me, just tell me someone quietly, and if someone scolds me like this in the future, I can refute him."
Lin Xiaoyu's heart was itching, and she couldn't help it for a moment, grabbing Yu Yueyue's hand and shaking it constantly. Yu Yueyue couldn't resist her, so she had to whisper in her ear:
"Opening a pasture on her head means that her man must be green by her in the future, or as green as the green prairie, enough to feed herds of cattle and sheep, so that it can be called pasture."
Lin Xiaoyu suddenly clapped his hands in amazement, and hurriedly asked:
"Then the house will become a good house?"
"Shantang specializes in adopting other people's children, which means laughing at her that the house is full of men and children, but none of them are his own flesh and blood. My brother deliberately said it so vaguely in order to take care of the face of Jiafu. Don't tell others, Jia Chunlan and Jia Qiuju may not understand these two women, if you say it thoroughly, they will definitely find trouble with my brother when they are angry. ”
Yu Yueyue explained with a red face, and in the end, she couldn't go on.
Lin Xiaoyu patted his chest and promised not to spread the word to anyone, looked around with a proud face, and found that there were hundreds of people in the audience, and few people really understood. I really want to jump out and popularize science for everyone, but I'm afraid of bringing unnecessary trouble to Yu Congwen, it's really tangled.
"Yu Congwen, which eye did you see my cheeky face and black (lewd) lust? We don't know each other, you rely on a few proverbs to slander people, in my eyes, you are no different from the long-tongued woman who chases the wind and shadows in the streets and alleys all day long! ”
Jia Chunlan scolded back with a weak mouth, but she was panicked in her heart, this Yu Congwen's eyes are too poisonous, he can guess a person's personality just by looking at people's faces, could it be that he understands the mysterious physiognomy? No wonder they are cold to our sisters.
"I have a well-founded statement from Brother Wen, why do I slander you?
You tease Yu Congwen for a thick face; used his feet to stop Lian Chengcheng, and deliberately leaned the two lumps of meat on his fist for the sake of blackening his heart;
When you see a man, you flirt with it, isn't that called too much (lewd) desire? Look at your frivolous appearance just now, like the number one solicitor in the Qinglou!
The two sisters of you, one openly and the other secretly, will inevitably escape the green prairie if you marry Sao, and sooner or later the herds of cattle and sheep will become pastures;
If you marry a cheap person, it will be even worse, no child will be your own in the future, and in the end you will be raising children for other men, which will make the family a good hall! ”
Lin Xiaoyu said with a smile, his voice was crisp and loud, and every word flew into the ears of the audience.
The square was suddenly like a frying pot, and for a while, all kinds of dirty rumors and lace news of the three major families were turned out, and Jia Xiaoyao and Jia Ruyun's faces turned green when they heard it.
"What kind of green onion are you, you didn't even enter the door of Jiafu, you dare to take care of my private affairs, if you don't give you a little bitterness today, you won't be able to ride on my head in the future!"
Jia Chunlan's face was blue, and she even had the intention of killing, marrying the daughters of our three major families to you apprentices with side surnames is already considered an extrajudicial favor. A son-in-law who still wants to take care of our private affairs, you open your eyes and go to your county government to see, which man with a head and face is not a third wife and four concubines?
In the same way, you male apprentices with the surname of the side from humble backgrounds, who can enter the wealthy family, are already smoking from your ancestral grave, and you dare to take care of our private affairs, isn't that a mess?
Yu Congwen immediately laughed, it seems that the peach-colored rumors of the three major families are not groundless, and the son-in-law of the three major families is really not a human being!
Jia Chunlan Jia Qiuju is of a medium level, and her cultivation talent is even more ordinary, and she even has the ambition of "three wives and four concubines", and the genius girls in the clan are only afraid that they will be exceeded. Thinking that the daughters of Jiafu were learning to raise their faces one by one, and the apprentices who had joined the army couldn't even be sure if the children were their own, Yu Congwen could only be daunted and sighed long:
"What a mess!"