Chapter 125: Swordsman - Slut
"Damn, what's the matter with these people, they're coming to this place!" Miscellaneous Mao pinched his nose, a little unable to stand the stench here. In his opinion, how could so many handsome guys and beauties go to a quiet place to do something ecstatic, but he didn't expect to come to such a landfill, next to which there is still a stinky ditch that emits this foul smell, which is estimated to be the essence of garbage. If he hadn't been on a mission, he would have been able to vomit his stomach on the spot.
The vicious dog panted and shhh "These men and women are too ~ too perverted, they ran so far as if they were nothing, no, they won't really take the antidote, right?"
"Damn, you still dare to say it!" Miscellaneous glared at the vicious dog, but his heart also beat a drum. It stands to reason that even if they don't go through such strenuous exercise, they should have had a seizure, is it because they have a strong physique? It should be, it should be...... He comforted his increasingly fragile heart.
For bringing everyone here, in fact, Xie Jun was also quite stunned, originally he just wanted to believe that Ma Youyi would find a place to go at will, and whoever thought it would be here.
"It's just killing someone, do you have to go to this kind of place?" Liu Qi rolled her eyes, the smell made her worse than dead.
"Uh...... Don't you know, this is the best place to bury bones. Generally, murder and hiding corpses are in this kind of place, and the police will not easily find valuable clues. "Evil Jun tugged at his nose and made the wrong mistake.
"But if you don't have to kill someone, I'll be smoked to death first!" Liu Qi continued to protest, not wanting to stop here for even a minute or a second.
"It's up to you, it's a big deal, a few more steps, is it worth it?" he said and glanced at everyone out of the corner of his eye, but they all had 'worth it!' and whistled weakly, meaning: "Does it stink? Why can't I smell it!"
"Hmph, Evil Jun Shao is pretending to be crazy and stupid here! The two of us must separate up and down the high ground tonight, let's do it!" Mo Tianjun couldn't bear it anymore, so he pulled out the short sword he carried with him, walked a few steps quickly, and stabbed with his sword.
"Haha" Evil Jun couldn't help laughing, leaned forward and dodged a sword to the side, and a few tears came out of the corners of his eyes.
"Maniac. "A few girls are full of black lines, I don't know which nerve he is wrong with. The girls were not worried about the first battle of these two people, thinking that they should be able to take care of the proportions, after all, there was no festival, strictly speaking, they were still on the same front.
"Grass, hey, hey" Zamao's heart blossomed, I can't wait to clap my hands, it's like God help me! What I want to see most is to fight in the nest, it turns out that they came to such a remote place to duel, haha, so it means that they are not exposed, fast, cool!
"What are you laughing at!" Mo Tianjun's expression was even colder, laughing like this was clearly not taking himself in his eyes, and it was an insult to himself. How can he accept it when he is proud!
"What am I laughing at? I'm laughing at you stupidly!" Evil Jun was still laughing arrogantly, and said, "This is modern society, what are you doing with a sword? Soldiers use guns, cannons, bayonets, and axes and machetes, you actually use a sword, do you think you are a swordsman or a slut? Or is it the first time you have seen an earthling use a sword, are you sure you can hurt me with this thing? By the way, why do you have to learn swords instead of learning so many weapons, choosing silver swords instead of golden swords, and learning cheap swords instead of swords?"
Mo Tianjun's eyes narrowed, his forehead was swaying, and he was about to be blown up by anger, "Hugh wants to kill the murderer of his tongue!" shouted loudly, and used all his strength to attack the evil jun.
"Niangniangdi, I've never seen Evil Jun be so mean to anyone, do they have a holiday?" Zhou Zhenxiang saw Evil Jun's hostility towards Mo Tianjun and asked.
"Who knows, it's just for women. Niu coaxed and looked in the direction of Xie Yun'er and Liu Qi, feeling that it was inseparable from one or both.
"Hiss~, probably, very probably. Zhou Zhenxiang nodded solemnly, feeling that Evil Jun was so attentive, he was messing with flowers everywhere, and it was very likely that he would be jealous and cause trouble.
"Let's go and have a look. Niu coaxed to see that the two of them were fighting farther and farther away, and he didn't want to miss the show, so he dragged his tired body and hurried away.
"Let's go, let's keep up, I can't stand the smell anymore. Miscellaneous said in a low voice to the tired half-dead dog lying on the ground.
"No~, I, I really can't run. "The vicious dog's face was bloodless, and it was obvious that he had lost his strength.
"Grass, the little ladies are better than you!I'll go ahead and follow first, and I'll call you in five minutes to catch up and catch up!" Miscellaneous Hair kicked the vicious dog with a twist of iron, and quickly melted into the darkness as soon as he turned around. Although the figure of the evil jun and his party can no longer be seen, they will not follow the wrong direction by following the weak voice. After running like this for nearly twenty minutes, and not smelling the pungent smell, it was over.
He gently massaged his sore legs, secretly glad that if it weren't for the special training of the dry ghosts, he would definitely have lost it. However, at this time, he was also tired and had a dry mouth. If they hadn't been poisoned to death, they would have to fetch water with a bamboo basket today.
"Evil Jun, take out your weapon!" Mo Tianjun pointed the short sword in his hand at Evil Jun, and the blood vessels of his whole body bulged up like a dragon, and he was extremely resentful of Evil Jun's shameless words. How did this thing give birth to the root of a woman's tongue, killing invisibly!
"Hehe, is it worth my use of immortal magic weapons to deal with soft-footed shrimp like you, I can afford you...... However, in order to show my respect for you, I will show you what a weapon is! The scrap copper and rotten iron in your hand should be thrown away as soon as possible, and it will be embarrassing to take it out. The evil handsome man continued to make a lot of nonsense.
Poof! Zhou Zhenxiang Niu coaxed and stared at each other, these words are really fucking respectful...... If you talk nonsense, you are definitely an ancestor......
When the two of them and the other women were waiting to see how the evil jun ended, they suddenly felt that the sky and the earth were cold, and the air was white and fluttering, and it was actually snowing!
As soon as the sword appeared, the heavens and the earth changed!
"Good sword!" Mei Gu couldn't help but take a step forward, just a weapon, it can resonate with heaven and earth, how against the sky, I have only seen it in my life!
"No wonder it calls itself an immortal magic weapon, it can indeed be called. Xie Yun'er's beautiful eyes were colorful, and she fell in love with this fairy sword at a glance, if she could play with it...... So beautiful!
At this time, Shi Qing was a little uncalm, and said in a throat, "Evil Jun, you just let out those farts, you are not a sword?!"
"Definitely. Evil Jun smiled, waved his index finger left and right, and said, "This sword is not the other sword, can the sword be the same as the sword?"
Hearing this, Shang Qing and Zhou Zhenxiang suddenly twitched the corners of their mouths, and their eyes were full of stars: This can also be said, isn't it all swords! For the shamelessness of the evil handsome, they admired the five-body throw.
Liu Qi was clutching his shirt tightly with both hands, and his palms were covered with sweat. As soon as the Ice Spirit Jade Spring Sword came out, she felt her body move inexplicably, and vaguely felt that she was inextricably linked to that sword, and even had some increase in her strength......
Evil Jun put the Ice Spirit Jade Spring Sword in front of him, blew on the sword body in one breath, and when he crossed the sword body, it turned into snowflakes and fell, and he was extremely wonderful, "Hehe, how is it." This sword is called Ice Spirit Jade Spring, what is the broken copper and iron in your hand, I'm afraid it will collapse at the touch of a button. ”
"Hehe, yes. Mo Tianjun came back to his senses from Fang Cai's shock, stared at the evil jun playfully, and said, "Is this sword yours, I see that your hand seems to be trembling, right?
"Nonsense, you want to steal such a sword and try it?" Evil Jun was quite weak-minded, although he came from an upright way, but this sword really didn't listen to the call. Especially this time out of the sheath more and more rebellious, as if to fly away. The sword is cold into the body, and there is still a certain suppression of his own strength. I thought others couldn't see it......
"Hmph, you better look at the sword!" Mo Tianjun didn't want to bother with his lips anymore, lest he be angry if he wasn't killed, so that the fun would be great. The sword in his hand danced, and he said, "The sword breaks the long dragon!" The sharp sword qi swept away towards the evil jun in a semi-arc.
Mei Gu took the leaves that fell from the top of his head, and it seemed to have been pierced by the sword qi just now, but it was still intact when it fell into his hand. With a gentle blow, the fallen leaves are broken into two pieces, and the cut surface is flat. And being hit by the sword qi didn't change its falling trajectory!
"This guy, his strength is growing really fast. Mei Gu shook his head helplessly, at this rate, he would soon be thrown off. Thinking that I can't slack off in the future, I must step up my cultivation.
"It's a good time, the courage of the long worm to break the long dragon is commendable!" Evil Jun gently pushed the sword outward, but did not exert any force, and easily blocked this sharp blow by relying only on the spirit of the sword itself. "The strength is good, it is estimated that it is two or three orders in the Kaiyuan Realm, right?"
"I don't understand the bullshit you said, but it's enough to hit you all over the ground to find your teeth!" Mo Tianjun sprinted a few steps, and suddenly a jump volley spun up, the sword in his hand flashed coldly, and actually rolled down a lot of leaves, and said, "Sword slash three autumns!" The three sword qi rampaged on the ground, setting off a wave of earth more than half a meter high, and swept away the evil jun.
"The sword is in your hand, you have no chance of winning, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy as soon as possible!" Seeing that this move was not small, Xie Jun used a bit of strength in his hand, and at the same time swept out with a sword and stomped on his right foot, and stepped on the mighty earth waves, and the sword qi in front of him and the soil waves that had not landed on the ground suddenly solidified a layer of white frost, and then clicked a few times, falling like broken glass.
Evil Jun smiled proudly, spun the sword around a few times and then carried it behind his back, his movements quite gorgeous. "Hehe, if we put the sword away, lest others say that I am bullying you with immortal soldiers in my hands, it will not be good to fall into the mouth. Of course, you can continue to use the sword, and it doesn't matter if I'm bare-handed. ”
"Don't be ashamed!" Mo Tianjun said with a crooked nose, "Don't think that I haven't seen the ice on your hands, and you're being eaten back, it's really self-inflicted! I don't want to bully you, you can't use a sword to say it directly!" Mo Tianjun put the sword into the sheath and directly exposed the evil jun's old bottom.
"Haha, boss, you're really good. Zhou Zhenxiang was overjoyed on the side, while Niu Coax whistled, and couldn't help but want to be sarcastic about the shamelessness of the evil handsome.
"Something that can't be made, this sword can hurt me?!" was exposed to the trick and was ridiculed, Xie Jun felt quite disgraced, shook his hand and threw the sword at the two, and said, "Borrow you to play!"
"Ah~" At this moment, Liu Qi suddenly screamed, startling the evil jun who was preparing for hand-to-hand combat.