Chapter 018: Deadpool's Collapse: Is One Bite of the Fruit Enough?
If it were for Deadpool to choose, he would definitely choose cotton candy with more cost-effective and greater potential.
But now who told not Deadpool to buy it, but Vanessa?
And women buy things, everyone understands this kind of thing.
You can never expect them to think and weigh as rationally as men.
What else can Deadpool do?
"Store manager, let's set the fruit."
Deadpool didn't hesitate much and made a decision, "And the store manager, is this set fruit also 500,000 US dollars?" β
"Yes, Wade, the discount period of the small store has not yet passed, so, as before, it still needs 350,000 US dollars." Rorschach nodded.
"Is it still 7% off? Store manager, I introduced you to a customer, and brought my wife again, and you don't give me a discount anymore? β
Deadpool starts to raise the price.
"Wade, the seven-fold discount is already very low." Rorschach shook his head.
And the price is also determined by the system, but it is not something that Rorschach can change casually.
"But Wade, I won't let you work in vain, you and Vanessa, I'll open your membership." But Rorschach then said to Deadpool.
"Manager, what permissions do members have?" Deadpool asked, staring at Rorschach.
"There are many privileges for members, such as the average person can only buy a maximum of three Devil Fruits from me, but the words of members are not limited to three."
"For example, when it comes to auctions, members also have priority."
"In addition to that, there are other member-specific benefits that you will know later."
Rorschach smiled and explained to Vanessa and Deadpool.
"Sounds very good! That's it, the store manager, Vanessa and I are both members. β
Deadpool is also quite satisfied with this.
Although he kept saying that he wanted Rorschach to give him a discount, it was just talking.
Deadpool understands that Devil Fruits are a good seller's market, not a buyer's market.
What else is discounted or not, you are lucky to have met it.
And the store manager, although he seems to be harmless to humans and animals, but he can take out something as magical as a devil fruit to sell, can it be an ordinary person?
There is no doubt that he is a great god!
This kind of god, if you have the opportunity to hug someone's thigh, you will burn high incense, and you should feel honored to have the opportunity to introduce customers or something.
I really thought that such a small thing would be so great, that is the real stupid fork.
"Of course, Deadpool, I keep your support for the shop in mind." Rorschach smiled softly at Deadpool.
"With your words, the store manager, I haven't worked in vain."
As he spoke, Deadpool took out his suitcase and put it on the counter.
"Store manager, you should accept cash here, right?"
Wade opened the suitcase, which was filled with more than half a box of American knives.
"Of course."
After a brief check and making sure that it was correct, Rorschach left the money, took the fruit of the suit from the display case, and put it in Vanessa's hand.
Vanessa held the strange fruit in her hands and looked at it.
If it weren't for Deadpool's personal experience, she couldn't believe that such a strange little thing contained such magical powers.
"Wade, is this thing really bad?"
Vanessa remembered something and glanced at Wade beside her.
"It's worse than poop!"
Deadpool nodded solemnly, "Honey, I'll tell you a secret, hold your breath while you're going to eat, or try to pinch your nose and don't breathe......"
"Come on, Wade." Rorschach just laughed, "Vanessa, you just need to take a small bite and eat it in your mouth." β
"Although the Devil Fruit is unpalatable, you don't need to eat it all, just one bite is enough."
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Deadpool, who was imparting his experience personally, was stunned, as if he had received some blow.
"Manager, you just said that you only need to eat one bite? Are you sure? β
"Are you sure?"
Deadpool's eyes glazed over, and he looked at Rorschach one after the other and asked.
"Wade, I never told you you you you needed to eat it all, did I?"
Rorschach tried his best not to laugh, but I have to say, it was a bit hard.
"Shet!"
"What did I do?"
Wade's whole person exploded directly.
He actually ate the entire Devil Fruit!
O world, why do you have so much malice towards me!
"Hahaha, Wade, looks like you've done something stupid."
Vanessa couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh wildly, laughing so much that it made a flower branch tremble.
"Store manager, why didn't you tell me at that time?" Deadpool looked at Rorschach with loveless eyes.
"I originally wanted to say it, but Wade, you are too fierce, I didn't even say it, you have already finished eating, and I am also helpless."
Rorschach spread his hands.
"Wade, I'm going to start."
Vanessa's voice rang out, and she greeted Deadpool.
Then he took a deep breath and gently took a small bite of the Devil Fruit.
"Hmm!"
As always, Vanessa's features were distorted as she was unpalatable.
It took a lot of effort to resist the urge to spit out and swallow the mouthful of flesh.
"Wade, you told me you actually finished eating a whole one?"
Vanessa couldn't help but look at Deadpool with admiration.
This kind of thing feels like it can kill itself in one bite, and Vanessa really can't imagine that Wade actually ate a whole one.
Perverted!
It's really perverted!
"I feel like I'm going to be ridiculed by you for the rest of my life, okay, I accept my fate, this is indeed a stain that I can't wash away, store manager, it's all your fault!"
Deadpool said to Rorschach with a very grumbling voice.
Then he couldn't wait to look at Vanessa, "Honey, how are you feeling now?" β
"It was amazing! Wade, that's an experience I've never had before! Is this the Devil Fruit? β
Vanessa suddenly screamed in surprise.
Then she began to control her abilities and made some attempts.
But all of a sudden, a huge "rag" appeared on Vanessa's body.
Roughly enveloped Vanessa's body.
"Wade, look! It's true, I really made a dress! Vanessa danced with excitement.
"My dear, although I don't think this cloth can be called a dress, but how to put it, it's actually quite good to wear on you."
Deadpool looked Vanessa up and down and said with a serious expression.
"Wait a minute!"
Then Deadpool pulled out another gun and aimed it directly at Vanessa, "I'll see how bulletproof it is." β